Element G:

yo stud my man, wats up with u now,
i hear say na u dey run things for nland na

whatsup with u G?
Long time no see. . .

u no hear anything o!

I dey my lane and the way una keep me

i don miss u guys. . .whats bin keeping u off nland boss?

hehehehe

Jackpot

is it by force somebody must talk to you?

Are u really that jobless that u dont have anything to do with your time


Stewpid i meant. . .

And heys, my name is not pot belly. . My name is studio cfr.

I dont have pot belly. .my picvre is on my profile for all to see.

Why not post that your NYSC pic make everybody see how over ugliness ugly u are

I'm beginning to lose interest little by little

I dey look front, back, left, right and even under the table na so so frog voice i dey hear. . .but I no see the person wey dey talk


*hisses on u in every dialect of Nigeria*

Classic!

Nice One musTpin

seen it before

but u try

I go sue u for copyright infringement

Then pack out of your face me i face u house to a descent environment

poverty no dey tire people?

Ode mtchew
hehehehehe

in the circumstances and after a thorough self examination and prayers with my friends, I, STUDIO CFR have decided to humbly offer myself as a candicate in this Jokes Section best poster of the year contest.

in my early days in school, i had no shoes, no school bags. I carried my books in my hands but never dispaired: no car to take me to school but i never dispaired, 1 square meal a day but never despaired, one square mean a day, but i no complain.

Didn't have power, didnt have generators, studied with lanterns but I never despaired. In spite of these, I finished secondary school, attended the university of Port Harcourt. . And today i'm a doctorate degree holder

Fellow Nlanders, if i could make it, you too can make it!

My story is the story of a young Nigerian whose access to education opened up vast opportunities that enabled me to attain my present position as the honourable king of jokes 2009 and 2010

I have come to preach love, not hate, . I'm not tribalistic. .
I have no enemies to fight. You are all my friends and we share a common destiny.

Give me your votes and a promise to do wonders in your lives.


God Bless

Whatevs

thanks
No panic. . Everybody no fit be Ajibel wey dey rape woman through the fone

Old joke
Nonsense!

Op sir. . . U hardly post jokes here . .why u change style?

e come be dis joke wey old pass Nigeria u see copy paste abi?

MTCHEW

whatevs

hehehehe
keyboard don dey intoxicate u abi?

Yim me your number zea zee

jackpot

i no get time to begin banter words with u sir

dey gbadun yourself . . I no send you

hehehehehehehe

Ode remo likes me and i like him
we are cool together

so backoff haters

u dey hear?
I nor know o

i nominate kingron
he rocks

i nominate kingron
he rocks

hehehehe

tis STUD miss
not STD dont scare dis kokolets away

Thank you very much. . I APPRECIATE

hehehehehe

danny don programme bin gbagbo
any of his coments go be wouf wouf

El Guapo:

Who's Buhari and who's GEJ here?

Na jackpot be Buhari na. . . He talks too much.
See as he dey do gra gra with him stale yarns to be noticed.

i no get time to begin write lòng stories with me cuz i know my team and my team knows and strongly behind me.

No long thing if i lose. .i still remain studio. . .i was the 2nd runner' up 2 years ago, 1st runner up last year and dis year

Who knows. . .

i would accept whatever comes my way.

*i know my english is bad*

saddler:

I nominate JACKPOT he is d best in this section!He always makes my day!

dani1luv:

Mr. Saddler, First time here shey??

I see no reason why u should Cheat jackpot. . .

Na u be Bright and Saddler. . .

Shows how over desperate u are.

I dont like cheaters.

Too bad

No let me change am for u.

Jackpot
stop wasting your time trying to impress

the people has already chosen whom they considered fit to wear the crown

hehehe

u know, for a man to succeed in life he needs the ladies support else he's doomed. . . And from what i've seen here tis like some ladies are strongly behind me which gives me an advantage over u

see, even if i lose, atleast i know i got support from the ladies and which is a good thing



i know my english is bad

saddler:

I nominate JACKPOT!he is d best in this section!He always makes my day!

dani1luv:

Mr. Saddler, First time here shey??

good to know u not asleep Mod

tis gotta be credible dis time.


GOOD MORNING PEEPS AND MERRY XMAS IN ADVANCE

Ngozi saw her lover withdrawing moiney from the ATM, she quickly composed a TEXT to send to him. If you are laughing, send me your laughter. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams; if you are eating, send me your food; if you are crying, send me your tears; if you are using the ATM, send me the moiney.  The guy replied noooooo na shiit I dey shiiit o !

booqee:

Is dat studio? I doubt dat. . .

Yep!
tis me Young Skales a.k.a Mr Studio

i no be good boy, but i get loyalty

hehehehe

ma binu my dear