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tayo_ast:
seeing d joke for the first time.

Funny stuff

Thanks tayo
dont mind them

mikuz:
stupidio,
you see what the best poster for year award has reduced you to?
You now copy my jokes word for word,letter for letter abi?

All dis your attacks on me . . Na time wasting.

We used to get along well even before dat damn best poster award u mentioned came up. . .why e come be now cuz people nominate me, u come dey yarn dust to derail my my my ?

i now know the kinda person u are. . .and jealousy no go kill u.

I fit step down anytime soon to prove to u i no carry am for head like u do cuz i have a better life outter Nland.

Even on Nland , my parole too tight . .NO SHAKING.

Continue dey waste yo time u hear?

@Mikus. . .

Seriously all dis your attacks on me wont get u to nowhere.

Na Time Wasting

bunmioguns:
@op, u try, thumbs up

I see you thanks. . .

I trust you

A little kid walks into a city
bus
and sits right behind the
driver and starts yelling,'If
my dad was a bull and my
mom a cow I'd be a little
bull'
The driver starts getting
mad at the noisy kid, who
continues with,"If my dad
was an elephant and my
mom was a girl eplephant Iwould be a little elephant"
The kid goes on with
several animals until the
driver gets angry and yells
at the kid"what if your Dad was a Gayy and your Mom
was a Prostiitute"
The kid replied 'I would be a Bus driver'

Mikuz i no dey like flogg small children, no let me start with u

tayo_ast:
me gud o.
How every?
Merry Xmas in advans

Every good my brother

same to u too bro. . Merry xmas

E tire me o

my keyboard just dey fu,ckup
na him i type am anyhow jare

Whats wit u
long time

hhmm

Thank You

Next. . .

I no understand all dis rants people dey spew about Ibo people for nairaland

Na only Ibo fiful get sense for naija bah?

Good to know. . .

IBO KWENU

e better no be Naija folice cuz dem go disappoint am

I dont need it
Thankx

And please. . .
Don't get my personality and my attitude mixed up, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you.


You Dig?

whatevs

ObiomaA:
u stole my joke

hahahahaha

Na wa o

Another hater spotted. . .
i don see u Bones
if i win, if i lose i'm still studio aight?

THANK YOU

A father put his three year old daughter to
bed, told her a story listened to her prayer
which she ended by saying: 'Godbless Mommy, God bless Daddy, Godbless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa. 'The father asked, 'Why did you say good-
bye grandpa?'
The little girl said, 'I don't
know
daddy, it
just seemed like the thing
to say.'
The next day grandpa died.
The
father
thought it was a strange
coincidence.
A few months later the
father put
the girl to
bed and listened to her
prayers
which went
like this: 'God bless Mommy,
God
Bless
Daddy and Good-bye
Grandma.'
The next day the
grandmother
died.
'Oh my gosh' thought the
father,
'this kid is
in contact with the other
side.'
Several weeks later when
the girl
was going
to bed the dad heard her
say:
'God bless
Mommy and good-bye
Daddy.'
He practically went into
shock. He
couldn't
sleep all night and got up at
the
crack of
dawn to go to his office. He
was
nervous as
a cat all day, had lunch sent
in and
watched
the clock. He figured if he
could
get by until
midnight he would be okay.
He
felt safe in
the office, so instead of
going
home at the
end of the day he stayed
there,
drinking
coffee, looking at his watch
and
jumping at
every sound. Finally
midnight
arrived; he
breathed a sigh of relief and
went
home.
When he got home his wife
asked, 'I've
never seen you work so
late,
what's the
matter?'
He said, 'I don't want to talk
about
it, I've
just spent the worst day of
my
life.'
She replied, 'you think you
had a
bad day,
you'll never believe what
happened to me.
This morning the gardener
dropped dead in
our backyard while I was
watching!
WHO’S THE DADDY? - ha
opari oo!!!

Still compilling. . . Seconds please

i knw ikechukwu will not marry dat Lousy Lesbo!

Chei, e dey painful sha

Lol

i don die . . . U no go kill me Donkolione

u talk true about the guy and him brother Jackpot. . .
They're killing jokes section with dia hate and jealousy

them think sey na force them dey take make person laugh

chi-baby:
I see u jareeh   but pitty am small na. He's  my potential voter.
After he votes u can do with him as u wish  

Nne i don pity am

your fans dey escalate day after day. . .
. I'm so happy for u

Mikus
shut up dia gutter boy
u think sey chi baby dey your level?

Better stick to that cross eyed pepper seller girl friend of yours for yo compound

Nonsense!

chi-baby:


Guess Y'll know the deal . Vote chi-baby, also known as chi-bbz    

I appreciate  

Ada Owerri na u biko

Obioma why u and Ajibel dey share same signature?

The joke make sense small sha

No weapon, gangup, Union fashioned against me shall prosper

Infact na waste of time and moiney

weldone poster

dont listen to those yeye fiful criticizing your yoke

Hehehehe

weldone poster

dis joke reminDs me of of of. . .

Weldone poster. . . I see u

weldone DANNY1

Two ugly beasts

no time mehn