Mumukus

so tis true u have Aids

no wonder u be like 1 (one)

mumukuz

backbitting ke?

Are u really dat important. . How come i never noticed  


walking to church

Patience Goodluck again at world aids day


"today is world aids day and all of us have aids only dat sum ppl are positive while odas are negative". 

Wat a 1st lady




Mikuz your aunty from the same state

booqee:

If u no send, y u so bothered?
U really don't need dis.

[s]It because ££victor££ has only one thread but he post many jokes in it till now. The thread name is 'girls blackberry craze'. Go and check, he has many cool jokes.[/s]   d thing bout victor is dat he never reacts negatively when u tell him his jokes dry unlike u.
And as u can see, i'm not d only one who nominated him :s :S so shurrup.

i dont know him, but from what u said about him in the bolded show's he is really really goood

AND TELLING A MAN TO SHURrup is not african

so retract dat lousy statement and apologise publicly

whatevs

my friend shatttap dia mumukuz
niger delta militant

Look who is talking. . Mumukuz himself. . . . Oloshi boy of Nigeria

Lilketch
i didnt expect cross eye' half cretin like u who's whole head's stuffed with ''fufu'' to understand the joke

hisses on u in every dialect of nigeria

mikuz:

@poster
comedy is not anywhere in ya forte. But i think theres hope;have you tried going into auto repairs? I mean something like being a mechanic?

Stewpid boy
Na dia we go see u

what are u saying?

Sounds like something a poor lonely disturbed person would say

Oti oye mi

I understand

Yesterday 4 aboki men go rob 1 bank 4 our street. As dem enter, d aboki wey carry gun com shout; Ebri body lie down, if i luk me walahi me i go shoot. Na im1 man open hin eye look am. D aboki shout 4 ram say; Oga, i no dey hear kwo? Walahitalahi if i luk me again, Na hell i go c myself. . So small time, the man com look am again. Walahitalahi Oga if No b say dis my gun na toy, I 4 don blow ur head.

:d :d :d :d

u want me to notice u abi?
Ok i don see u, so u fit shift go oneside make i pass

why would u expect somebody who's head is stuffed with fufu to understand this yoke

Bunmi ogundipe

na mumukuz u dey scatter like that?

How u take know he be handicap? U know am reach how?

you're hallucinating baby. . . Go take sum rest in the kitchen


who is eeVicoree cuz i dont even know him. . . If he's one of your numerous husband just admit it cuz from the information i've gathered and, you're promiscuous. .always on heat and ready to go 

I know tis not my bizness
and I no send you 

Brace yourself it happened again. Dame patience goodluck on same sexx marriage:

''Same sexing is an abormination. It is not in Africans for Man to be climbing Man and Woman climbing fellows woman. God created Man to romance d Woman, So I commend National Assenbly on dis one''.

Channels News 4.00PM

better off without you

why u wan belt your fellow man down
u be gayyy?


I MEAN DIS IN A NICE WAY

No dis is not jokes section
dis is garri ibo section

freepusssy u are hallucinating
go have sum rest

No let them gang up against me na
the bad belle people i get here don do e.g e.g. .

bunmioguns:

Abeg no mind dt Stewpid Called Dull0O7, He is only having a chicken brain

u need to see him legs

I swear u go run

mugu
see as vein full your neck for dis small thing u talk

Lol
mikuz i thought u my friend

why the beef na

Efulefu1 and Bin Gbagbo same person . . . Same bush pig

stewwpid kweshion

Stewwpid Ibo boiz 

look who is talking. .
Scallywag!

my critics are enemy of progress



Bright and Mikuz, please kindly post the link of where dis joke's been posted before and i would modify and apologise publicly

you just a nuisance man

get lost