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booqee:
@studio. Mehn! u can lie oh. If u're not checkin my profile, ow on earth dyu know i'm dark skinned?? .
Anyway, topic closed.

Booqee just admit u like Studio walahi i wont disappoint you
i'm not a snub . . I'm a down to earth womaniser

%20 Of naija gurls woulda been lonely if not for my emotional benevolence
infact i see no reason why i wont listen to you since you've got the front and back endownment i look for in a woman

sweerie, was dat pose for me?
I don notice your chest . . Tis handful.
before i think sey your chest flat like Idunjay own, but you've proved me wrong.

Forget about what i've got inbetween my legs. . Walaihi it would make u scream,  i dont want to scare u with it cuz i'm so endowned down there.

To be continue. . .

*i know my english is bad*

if he start with u now, na beg u go dey beg

pls can i get a descent mini flat self contain around egbeda/iyana ipaja area?+ must be neat, water and electricity funtioning well

thanks

Bin gbagbo
stop dis childish character
u dont need it

Dimwits

A man bought eggs and discovered there was nothing inside, he went to the shop he bought them, they broke all their eggs and all was found empty, in anger, they rushed to the poultry to complain, some chicken heard them and started laughing, they said "Awon dindinrin, won o mo pe awa naa tin n lo CONDOM''.
(Foools, they don't know we chickens now use condoms too)

Idungjay:
Stop crying studio

I dont have yo time dis morning Idlejay
go play with yourself. . . Yeye girl

booqee:
Yeah lilkech all dis voting stuff is bullshit and mere paparazzi. They already know who they're gon pick. . .and i know d person too

Studio. Do u mind a few seconds to check my profile?  I've been ere since january. I made a mistake of identifying myself as a newbie, cos i only observe, i never post comment, not until now.
And tell me, how many people ere can outrightly say i'm a trouble maker? No one cept u! Rubbish!  your such a proud fellow. . .

i just dey wonder wetin u wan use d award do. Dis kain thing no go fit enter C.V naww. . .and it def can't collect money from d ATM machine for u. So u need not sound desperate. But i think dey're gonna give it to u. (joke section politics at work)
i mean dis in a good nice lovely sweet kind way

Sorry i dont have time for all that. . . My comimg here is not to look at your face but to have fun and take a walk
and if thats the reason why u said i'm a proud person, so be it.

See me see wahala o, people like me and wan nominate me, some bad belle just dey beef me left right corner

I love my friends and my friends love me too . . . . . If i win i would dedicate the award to my good friends, and if i lose i still love my friends. . . I'm still studio (OLUWA YOUNG SKALES)

Nobody has been annointed for dis award miss. . So stop saying whats not.

And i'm not a proud person miss. . . i no be desperado. . I'm always studio. . .cool boy. . .  ;



*I KNOW MY ENGLISH IS BAD* 

Good Morning

sometimes name dey follow person

See mugu

I think sey u no like woman

lilskretch

keep trying

i swear one day u go make me laugh

hehehehe

See Battle. . .

Naija Factor

E no easy. . .

People dey vex. . . 

if u go through the first page, u would see where i raised the issue of some funny i.d's coming to vote here. . . I think sey na Only me observe am. . . But as nobody support me, i quench my fire.

lilkech:
WHAT IS ALL THIS NONSENSE ?? SO YOU ARE TRYING TO ACT AS IF SEUN RUNS A DEMOCRACY ON NL ABI ??

WHY DO WE HAVE TO VOTE ?? EHHN ??

WHEN YOU WANT TO LOCK UP A THREAD . . . DO YOU ALLOW US TO VOTE ??

WHEN YOU WANT TO MOVE A THREAD . . . DO YOU ALLOW US TO VOTE ??

WHEN YOU WANT TO BAN A MEMBER . . . DO YOU ALLOW US TO VOTE ??

YOU MIGHT JUST AS WELL GO AHEAD AND ANNOUNCE YOUR WINNER NOW . . . WE KNOW SAY 'INEC' DEY LEARN FOR CORRUPTION AND CONFUSION WHERE UNA DEY

THERE ARE TOO MUCH STRANGE NAMES ON THIS THREAD . . . SHOULD I GO AHEAD AND REGISTER 20 NEW ACCOUNTS AND USE THEM TO NOMINATE MYSELF AS ALL THESE OTHER NICCUZ ARE DOING ?? CHECK THE REGISTRATION DATES OF THE 'STRANGE' MEMBERS AND YOU WILL CONFIRM MY MEANING.

CONFINE VOTING TO MEMBERS THAT ARE OVER A YEAR OLD ON NL TO MAKE THIS ISH MORE PROPER AND OFFICIAL  . . . HELL, I EVEN HAD AN ACCOUNT HERE BEFORE ANY OF Y'ALL KNEW WHAT A KEYBOARD WAS AND I STILL CANT MAKE THE TOP 10 LIST

4 L K . . . Y'ALL

I'M . . . OUT

PEACE !!!

I support all your suggestionz except the Bolded
reason is cuz dat trouble maker booqee is a Newbie she's not upto a year here so u see, she will be affected if Danny agrees to that. .  Agybabe too



*I KNOW MY ENGLISH S BAD*

tis ok man

thanks for the love/like/support
and sticking out your neck for my sake

I appreciate

Hush your arse booosqee

mtchew

I dont like some of the things u say about me sometimes seriously. . .

i'm a gentleman to the core and if u go through the page two of this thread u would see dat tis Idlejay started it all

na my lane i dey she cumm find my trouble

Lol

Idungjay:
C nomination. u wastinG,  Dem d nominate your mates for better thing

What is your problem?

You have been picking on me lately. Are you trying to get my attention?

See bad belle o. . .

i dont even know idunjay, haven't seen her post here before. . She come dey envy/beef/hate/jealous cuz better people dey nominate me

na wa o

So u would kill me with your mouth odour abi?

E no go work for u

Idungjay:
I do com here sometyms to read jokes. U2childsh. Stop struggling for a first price here wen your mates ve achieved better tins. Get busy.

witch!

Mikus is a trouble maker

;d ;d

mikuz:
sometimes i wish i wasn't a celeb.

u sabi dream

Idlejay

have we met before?

ode remo:
The crown prince of da joke section, carry go joooor.
Owo meji feyan kan. Tualle.

abt to leave church.


next.

Ose ore mi to dun

i don ignore my haters

babarazy:
ah hate bin gbagbo. I love stadium. Sorry! I meant, studio. Studio rules

Na u be stadium
Mtchew

nice yoke

any tongue raised against me shall be condenmed by tha almighty


grabs his holy water

it actually took me 3days to put dis joke together

so if u dont hav anything gud to say. . . Get tha hell out of here

i will be praying for u

bright007:
But wait oooo!this is becoming unbecoming

@mikuz:shey studio collect your girlfriend ni?

Another thing is dat shey una no dey go church?abi una be pagan ni?

Abi o

Ode remo helep me disfigure his face with your wicked jabs

i go pay for surgery

you're crazy walahi

my friend shattap u wont understand