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Jokes Etc / Re: Steewpid Chidera by StudioCFR(m): 3:38pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Chidera is in trouble |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Funniest In This Section? by StudioCFR(m): 3:33pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
slaps his wrinkled face with my right hand, draw him closer with my left hand and kick him inside the gutter with my right leg |
Jokes Etc / Steewpid Chidera by StudioCFR(m): 3:27pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Girl: mom! I'm pregnant. MOM: What! Didn't I Tell Youu that if a Boy Touches Ur Boooobs say ''Don't'' ? And if he touches ur pussssy say ''Stop''? Girl: Well He Did Them Both so I kept on saying ''Don't Stop'' ! |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Rise And Fall Of Re-mumu! by StudioCFR(m): 2:47pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Rebuke is greater to the wise than hundred blows on a fooool |
Jokes Etc / Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 2:11pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Donlion dont let me insult your sick father he didnt do me anything |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Funniest In This Section? by StudioCFR(m): 2:07pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
DONkollione: People of little understanding are most apt to be angry when their sense is called into question. |
Jokes Etc / Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by StudioCFR(m): 12:33pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
it pays to be law abiding Only crazy people wif crazzy i.d's , crazy personality and not known here are voting Bin crapgbo the law says u only nominate people that has not been banned, warned or made the mods to lock up thread dis year 2011 But my surbodinate Bin has been suspended, warned and his threads locked this year so he's not qualified to contest *I mean dis in a good way* |
Jokes Etc / Death! by StudioCFR(m): 10:04am On Dec 03, 2011 |
An Ibo woman and her son Chinedu were walking through a park in Lagos and they pass two squirrels Being intimate. The little boy askes his mom, ''Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?'' The lady responded, ''They're making a sandwich.'' Then they pass two dogs Being intimate and the little chinedu again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said ''Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Vote For Me! by StudioCFR(m): 7:50am On Dec 03, 2011 |
forget it Bin u not gonna win 190 and mr cork are way too far ahead of u i don vote for u, but i know sey na waste |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Copied Dis Joke From My Granny's Archive by StudioCFR(m): 7:30am On Dec 03, 2011 |
i wont answer to such an idiootic question i didnt expect dull brains to see the funny side of the joke No ofience |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Funniest In This Section? by StudioCFR(m): 7:24am On Dec 03, 2011 |
tell em dem no know |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Copied Dis Joke From My Granny's Archive by StudioCFR(m): 12:44am On Dec 03, 2011 |
Switch Off when was the last time u saw yo period? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Funniest In This Section? by StudioCFR(m): 12:04am On Dec 03, 2011 |
who put dat janitor above me? Grabs him by the collar and pull him down @Donkolion bro, what does to feel to be the only gayy albino from enugu state Look at your long face. . U want to roll with tha big boiz better go and contest for chieftaincy title in your village |
Jokes Etc / Re: Vote For Me! by StudioCFR(m): 10:48pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: dont tell us. .we already knw u are a BIG FOOOOL you expect us to leave our Naija people and vote for a bloody ghanian like u? U must be out of your mind Big Pig |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:31pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
I cant shout hehehehehe patience jonah phd |
Jokes Etc / Lol by StudioCFR(m): 6:30pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
if your GIRL FRIEND is crazy about u, pray she never gets well o Amen, !!!! Patience Goodluck again at world aids day "today is world aids day and all of us have aids only dat sum ppl are positive while odas are negative". Wat a 1st lady |
Jokes Etc / Re: Vote For Me! by StudioCFR(m): 5:06pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
Everybody is bush pig to u and u dey expect bush pigs to vote for u? U MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND BUSH PIG |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dis Is Fwesh Hehehehe by StudioCFR(m): 1:58pm On Dec 02, 2011 |
Ajibel: Typical case of monkey no fine but hin mommy like am I understand bro. . . Dont sweat it Even with that tiny shaky chewing stick leg wey no stand fit for ground she's still well decorated No wahala |
Jokes Etc / Re: Vote For Me! by StudioCFR(m): 8:47am On Dec 02, 2011 |
stop begging for votes and allow your popularity speak for you if at all u are popular |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Copied Dis Joke From My Granny's Archive by StudioCFR(m): 8:41am On Dec 02, 2011 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dis Is Fwesh Hehehehe by StudioCFR(m): 11:44pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
after i'm done impregnating your sister she's very very good in bed but unfortunately, her thing too deep . . I don try to reach the end of her kittty kittty kit but but but |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Copied Dis Joke From My Granny's Archive by StudioCFR(m): 11:31pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
u dis dry chest boogee take your time o or else my new joke would come from the archive inbetween you bow legs |
Jokes Etc / Re: Fire Fighter Stupidio by StudioCFR(m): 11:16pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
Stop dragging my honourable name to the mud gutter boy where did i wrote i ha a crush on booqee? My name always in your mouth like toothpaste everyday u got something new to talk about me |
Jokes Etc / Re: Expensive Joke by StudioCFR(m): 10:12pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d |
Jokes Etc / Re: Differences Between Nairaland And Twitter by StudioCFR(m): 10:00pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
bi, t, ch gbagbo why tryna destroy what you cant build u dis poor wretched foool? Dem force yo papa to drag u down here. . Or your mama send u come downgrade Nland cuz twas created by a Nigerian, for Nigerians and good good friends of Nigeria i dont know why dem never ban the dis ghana man sef |
Jokes Etc / Re: Expensive Joke by StudioCFR(m): 3:03pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
happy new month mr mod? |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Copied Dis Joke From My Granny's Archive by StudioCFR(m): 2:29pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
better people dey talk dark skinned Newbie above me too wan talk *hisses on her in every dialect of Nigeria* Mtchewew |
Jokes Etc / Re: Fire Fighter Stupidio by StudioCFR(m): 2:22pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
U win |
Jokes Etc / Dialogue Between A New Couple by StudioCFR(m): 2:17pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
wife: Honey can i use OUR Blackberry? Husband; No problem. Its on the couch. Wife: Can i use OUR jeep? I want to get something in the market. Husband: but you have your own car, o.k here is the key. Wife: em, em, honey, em, em can i use OUR ATM CARD? I want to get OUR MONEY, Husband: if i give you OUR slap, you will not see clearly with OUR eyes to drive OUR jeep and to collect OUR money. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dis Is Fwesh Hehehehe by StudioCFR(m): 1:57pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
easy naw, u want am to flat like Ajibel sister own |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Copied Dis Joke From My Granny's Archive by StudioCFR(m): 1:51pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
Lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: Expensive Joke by StudioCFR(m): 1:47pm On Dec 01, 2011 |
Bin gbagbo please stop reading my thread/jokes please i beg u Stop Patronising Me cuz people like u na Big Set Back! I'm better off without u . . . Just do me dat favour please . THANK YOU Ajibel Lol happy new month to u too man. . . My idea was to do everything better than anybody else ever had. |
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