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Chidera is in trouble

slaps his wrinkled face with my right hand, draw him closer with my left hand and kick him inside the gutter with my right leg

Girl: mom! I'm pregnant.

MOM: What! Didn't I Tell Youu that if a Boy Touches Ur Boooobs say ''Don't'' ? And if he touches ur pussssy say ''Stop''?

Girl: Well He Did Them Both so I kept on saying ''Don't Stop'' !

Rebuke is greater to the wise than hundred blows on a fooool

Donlion

dont let me insult your sick father
he didnt do me anything

DONkollione:
@studio re u stalking mε̲̣̣̣̥?? D̶̲̥̅̊ u wanna butterr ma asre wif vaseline abi

**runs. Away wif his pewsious arse** ̶̲̥̅̊


Bush homosapien

People of little understanding are most apt to be angry when their sense is called into question.

it pays to be law abiding




Only crazy people wif crazzy i.d's , crazy personality and not known here are voting Bin crapgbo

the law says u only nominate people that has not been banned, warned or made the mods to lock up thread dis year 2011

But my surbodinate Bin has been suspended, warned and his threads locked this year

so he's not qualified to contest



*I mean dis in a good way*   

An Ibo woman and her son Chinedu were walking through a park in Lagos and they pass two squirrels Being intimate. The little boy askes his mom, ''Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?'' The lady responded, ''They're making a sandwich.''
Then they pass two dogs Being intimate and the little chinedu again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said ''Mommy, Daddy, you must be making
a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!

forget it Bin
u not gonna win

190 and mr cork are way too far ahead of u

i don vote for u, but i know sey na waste

i wont answer to such an idiootic question

i didnt expect dull brains to see the funny side of the joke




No ofience

tell em

dem no know

Switch Off

when was the last time u saw yo period?

who put dat janitor above me?

Grabs him by the collar and pull him down



@Donkolion bro, what does to feel to be the only gayy albino from enugu state

Look at your long face. . U want to roll with tha big boiz

better go and contest for chieftaincy title in your village

bin gbagbo:
okay i be fool!

now go vote for me!

dont tell us. .we already knw u are a BIG FOOOOL

you expect us to leave our Naija people and vote for a bloody ghanian like u?

U must be out of your mind





Big Pig

I cant shout

hehehehehe patience jonah phd

if your GIRL FRIEND is crazy about u, pray she never gets well o  Amen,  !!!!





Patience Goodluck again at world aids day


"today is world aids day and all of us have aids only dat sum ppl are positive while odas are negative".

Wat a 1st lady

Everybody is bush pig to u
and u dey expect bush pigs to vote for u?

U MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND
BUSH PIG

Ajibel:
Thunder fire u studio, my sister get correct and perfectly decorated assets on her chest and so please stop admiring it!

Typical case of monkey no fine but hin mommy like am

I understand bro. . . Dont sweat it

Even with that tiny shaky chewing stick leg wey no stand fit for ground she's still well decorated

No wahala

stop begging for votes and allow your popularity speak for you



if at all u are popular

after i'm done impregnating your sister

she's very very good in bed but unfortunately, her thing too deep . . I don try to reach the end of her kittty kittty kit but but but

u dis dry chest boogee take your time o
or else my new joke

would come from the archive inbetween you bow legs

Stop dragging my honourable name to the mud gutter boy

where did i wrote i ha a crush on booqee?

My name always in your mouth like toothpaste
everyday u got something new to talk about me

;d ;d ;d

bi, t, ch gbagbo why tryna destroy what you cant build u dis poor wretched foool?

Dem force yo papa to drag u down here. . Or your mama send u come downgrade Nland cuz twas created by a Nigerian, for Nigerians and good good friends of Nigeria

i dont know why dem never ban the dis ghana man sef

happy new month mr mod?

better people dey talk

dark skinned Newbie above me too wan talk

*hisses on her in every dialect of Nigeria* Mtchewew

U win

wife: Honey can i use OUR Blackberry?

Husband; No problem. Its on the couch.

Wife: Can i use OUR jeep? I want to get something in the market.

Husband: but you have your own car, o.k here is the key.

Wife: em, em, honey, em, em can i use OUR ATM CARD? I want to get OUR MONEY,

Husband: if i give you OUR slap, you will not see clearly with OUR eyes to drive OUR jeep and to collect OUR money.

easy naw, u want am to flat like Ajibel sister own

Lol

Bin gbagbo please stop reading my thread/jokes please i beg u
Stop Patronising Me cuz people like u na Big Set Back!

I'm better off without u . . . Just do me dat favour please . THANK YOU




Ajibel Lol
happy new month to u too man. . .





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