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Is she IBO?

Element - i get taste and i no fit roll wit just any gurl my brother.

And by the way, na she tell u say i dey look her face?

School good u know

Is she light skinned?

Why?
Wetin u hear?

U still dey Lag abi u don go back?

I dey feel u sha

Xiana na chick?

Disappear whenever u like no mind me - i fit even arrange u free Air Ticket incase u wan travel to the moon lol

I no like all dis office works cuz i no like order - especially if na woman be my boss lol

I think sey na only me dey see all dis rubbish here sha

Who's Xiana? Lol

Dis one u dey online today? Hope u nor go disappear for another 6 months again?

And how work na - hope dat your oga nor dey misbehave again sha

Well, u fit still buy laptop dey carry go work na - and when u get small chance u log on to nland

Why u go wan feel your fellow man when babes full out dia dey look for who to look dia face and feel them - are u **y?

Nothing!

Ok so na for Bakery u dey work?

Hey bro - how far?

Lol - still never get up from bed, never brush , never do anything.
Just watching the T.V and talking to u.

I miss u small sha lol

Nah!
Na the milk sac' up your fully loaded chest remain to suck.

Hope e get NAFDAC APPROVED NUMBER' sha?

No oofffeince

No vex - chai i don lost my swaggerz dis morning -

*Are u a banker*

From 8am to 9pm - are u banker?

Lol - na size of cock u dey first see before falling in love
Sips redbull

No wahala my dear , children of the most high God no dey face wahala.

I know sey u be pegan
Lool

Are u a civil servant? Cuz i heard they pay dem peanut'

No ooffeince


Chai cynth u don spoil finish - no spoil my fasting i take gowd name beg u

Lol - na u get your mouth and u get every right to talk anything u like with am sha

No never get up - i nor dey work - i be student

And i party only for weekend.


Na 6am u dey resume work?

I'm a very decent person i no like durty talks -

I know sey na from belle u don spoil

My cock too big for you and if i put am inside your socket, na my name u go just dey scream - so dont even go dia

Lol , who u dey call small boy?

I dey my boy , i still dey bed - just say make i find trouble small lol

Orie lo'ga

Lol

Keyboard don dey intoxicate u again abi?

Toxido ko - Helmet ni

CYNTH, may i remind u dat all the MOD my friends, be nice to me or else i tell them to ban u for a year.

Were u take head wakka go sef?

No oofffeince

Run away soldier

Obondo - no vex, i dey only talk am the way i see am.

If the joke no funny to me, then the joke no go funny to another person.

I tried reading the joke over and over again to see if i could see anything wey go make me smile atleast, but the joke nearly make sleep catch me.

No offence





@XIANA - were u get dat stale gist from dat i'm impossible to please?