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I saw something like dis the last time i visited Kano

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House girl and i've gone through your IBO SISTER's C.V - walahi i'm impressed

People plis can we not speaketh backyard englist here cuz dis is not Enugu

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Is dat why u shouting like person wey hunger dey hammer ?

Go chop abeg before person faint for here.
I hope u no IBO?
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Lol - u don get my attention at last - so what' next?

@IBOTUS,

Lol , i'm fine jor , u nko?

Erm, Madam, may i remind u dat all the MOD my friends, be nice to me or else i tell them to ban u for a year.

By the way are u light skinned and can u cook & clean?
And i hope u not IBO?

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Madam, may i remind u dat all the MOD my friends, be nice to me or else i tell them to ban u for a year.

By the way are u light skinned and can u cook & clean?
And i hope u not IBO?

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Off with your head - do me a favour, go hug NAFBASE transformer

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Why are u Screaming like a lilly livered IBO GURL - Dont u want dad to take gud care of u?

*grabs her by the colar quick*
Ol gurl wia do u think u are going? U wan lick ice cream and chop pop corn your favourite ?

SEE AS UNA JUST DEY DRIVE PEOPLE COMOT JOKES SECTION WITH UNA STALE GISTS.

Nothing una sabi do except to dey deceive una Selves wit fake hug (lust) and kisses.

Jokes section begin dry since una come dis section from sexuality and romance.

Them drive una comot dat side unto sey una too dry - i can put a bet on dat.

No offence

Du*my - i no expect u to understand de joke

Things wey about to quench old man like u nor know, i know am.

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Yes Yes Gurl - lol - but u sef corrupt small sha lol

So which school u dey mehn?

Shakes head in pity

I like it natural - i dont want one side light and the other side dark- Hell No - i no like gurl wey no clean and wey i no fit get the liver to lick her ice cream inbetween her , her, her, hhmm, i don forget that thing name sef.

But u fit remind me sha

See who's talking - IBO GURL

I hiss on u in every dialect of 9geria.

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@ODUNNU, u well so? Lol
Ok, Why u go sey make i cross BRT LANE u want make Kick against indiscipline (KAI) officers arrest me? Lol





@XIANA - you're lucky u get better mom who wants u to be a better person in life - some people nor get dat kind luck u know.

(i'm in love)
BUT WHY ARE U NOT LIGHT SKIN'?

Cant u bleach?

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I nearly laugh

I don take off - tell her to come back later.

I heard she dey fight customers wit long spoon and knife, nor be sey i dey fear cuz i don insure' my some vital parts of my body - na the wey my body guards go manhandle her i dey pity.

Is she yo aunt?
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Go teach those illiterates wey full your compound how to read and write and stop wasting dat talent on nairaland

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Kill-joy

U can do better than that - Ewu IBO

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@Deneut-

Since when dat one start?
U don chop cyber kick for back of yo small size' mango shape before??

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@EFE

u and my gf nor dey the same level. . So shift and go focus on yo crayfish bizness jor

Tehehehe - mehn na die i dey - but anyhow sha, if dats what u want then no shaking.

I need to know if iya whatever buka's foods get NAFDAC APPROVAL

I'm too young to die u know - and and and ok whatever. Lol

Thank God

Wetin, una no dey take eye' see celebrity for jokes section?

Efe, na your bend down and select victoria secret bra go catch fire

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*My middle finger*

*Scoffs*

Hahahahaha - ofcourse i want dis thread locked and move' straight to hell -

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Na crime?

I dey complain?

Una nor go hold me? I go cyber kick somebody oh