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Omoh, see wisdom.

Vinnie2000:
Yeah, Reunions can be awkward when your Crush or Ex is present.

Old Flames will Sparkle, particularly when you guys didn't Kpansh!🤨🙂🙂

I always tell Pple 'If you didn't Kpansh your Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend during your Time in the relationship,
You too should NEVER meet years After, because the Curiousity/Urge to do it will be there'!🤨🙂

vickydevoka:
Politicians can't Bleep efe.

Tiwa says, "if I follow politicians....who noo like better things" ... Koroba, koroba...

Omoh, pvssy strong o! E get correct and lasting influence which honest hardwork no get.

Helpfromabove1:
Wait are we to congratulate her or her pussy because na her pussy do the hard labour

That pvssy go don suffer. But all the same, it needs to be insured because it is the machine that spin out the currencies for the luxurious lifestyles of its owner.

Take good care of it, girl.

Vinnie2000:
And one or Two Marriages will be Threatened due to JEALOUSY from one Spouse!

For real.

That's the problem with 'first love' thing.

An opportunity for old boyfriends and girlfriends to review their escapades and possibly renew their contracts, applying the Okafor's law.

If your children resemble your friend in question, I hope your mind will be at rest?

SIMPonPatrol:
Are you ready to live with the knowledge that your friend severally fukced your wife in the past?

Once is understatement.

What if she had aborted pregnancies for him?

What is the probability that the won't applied the Okafor's law and nack repeatedly behind your back?

But how na?

Why bra Israel & Sister Rose no fit hold body? Who dey training you how una go nack, a bi, no be pastor you be?

Don't be misguided, bro.

Women whom you are protecting needed the attention they are getting. Tell your sister and wife to be moderate in dressing when going to public places.

Are they the only women on the streets?

Most ladies now want to dress to kill. Bra-less-pant-less generation. Even in the churches, not to talk of our higher institutions, moderate dressing has gone to the dustbin of history.

Note: The way you dressed is the way you will be addressed.

Shalom.

Felimax:
I swear I don't know how I will forgive myself if had ignored. Usually I do everything and anything I can to stay out of trouble but if it comes hunting I face it with tripled force.

Just by BOC Gas at Oshodi one stupid hit our vehicle and refused us to leave because his car was damaged while ours was not. Omo I got down and we fought wetin nor good. After which I told him to give anybody from Warri chance.

The thing is I cannot take part in you oppressing me. NEVER!

The man claimed to have slept with this Mummy GO the first day he approach her for relationship after which she visited the man 3 times for several other sections of intimacy. She later went to the man's campus to spend 4 good days to engage the man in serious fornication. Yet, the man wifed her.

From all indication, this Mummy GO couldn't control her libido. Perhaps, the husband couldn't satisfy her and she wouldn't want to leave the man because he was responsible, and more because she is a devoted church member.

efficiencie:
What a stupid woman giving a stupid excuse for a stupid act. If you are sure your husband is infertile why not confront him and/or leave the marriage rather you did the stupid act of getting pregnant for another man, who will definitely not want to take responsibility for the children and pinning it on another man. Now that you have been outed who will take care of the children? Some women should be given a Nobel Prize for Stupidity Sciences.

Holy spirit should slam his freaky pastoral head. Shior!

How about a girl I was nacking for the fun of it with no string attached and she was on top of her voice, shouting I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE SO SWEET, OH, I LOVE YOU, BABY only for her to receive a call from her fiance who kept reassuring her that he loves her.

You won't be surprised that as the guy kept saying I LOVE YOU she insisted that I should continue to pound her and increase the tempo of the vawulence while she herself kept whispering to my hearing that she loves me.

What a triangular love. Yet, it is my money that created the magical moment.

Love na joke of the century.

Dundee united striker

I pledge to Nigeria my country

To be Faithful, Loyal and Honest

To serve Nigeria is not by force

Allahu Akbar!

Same happened to me since March this year. Up till now, I haven't recovered that number
despite several messages I sent to Whatsapp.

Another issue I'm facing now is that I received a message from my MTN line which notified me of a new GTBank account number 0882532414 opened in the name of one Rabi.

I have contacted both the GTBank & MTN on several platforms (Twitter X, Whatsapp) to correct the anomaly yet no solution yet.

Nigeria is something else o! Walahi!

E ti won si konga

Most guys go to church on Sunday and still end up sleeping with some Choristers immediately after church service.

This I have done in the past.

Jesus was smart to have visited the synagogue when he was a child, and again when he, as an adult, went to destroy wares of those who came for commercial activities in the synagogue.

He realized that going to worship centers have no impact in your spiritual life. Your personal relationship with God is what matters.

Franzinni:
Jesus didn't go to church .... Religion is a drug, you have direct connection to your God, you don't need to go to a building to surround yourself with individuals bursting at the brim with self deception, dedicating 1 day of the week to gather together and act like they are righteous only for them to return to the life of perpetual sin... Remember the bible says your rather be HOT or be cold ... If you are lukewarm God will spit you out ... It's unfortunate the large majority of christians are lukewarm. Sunday Sunday medicine.

Now, she is trying hard to implicate the man.

Trust women at your own peril.

EFCC, EFCC, EFCC

Why now?

Prosecuting students for crime yet uncommitted?

This should be an alleged crime, not crime in itself.

Why the tag "Obtaining money under false pretense".

Where is the money? How much have they collected?

Why not charge them for 'Conspiracy to obtaining money under false pretense'?

Crystal, I guess

Good for purifying water for drinking

Put it under your pillow, pray for divine enlightenment, guidance and spiritual development.

Felabarmudia:
Pls. dose anyone know what this stone is,and if it has any value?

NaijaMutant:
Allahu Akbar is a language of terror world wide.

Whenever you hear such language, seek for safety.

You mean, Japa-ah

Tonto Dike sef don join APC

I agree with you 100%.

Kukutente23:
Funny enough, Egypt was once a strong Christian centre. It was the birthplace of coptic Christianity and a lot of Christian texts by apologists such as Appollo was written there.

I wonder why God created a whole lot of nations only to eliminate them for the love of the Israelites.

Israel is the only nation after God's heart. Others are cursed except they accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior.

Even in Israel, since the time of Jesus Christ to this day, Christianity is seen as a joke.

VinnyBaba:
Even when Nigerian Super Eagles played Egypt in the last 2022 Afcon,
Such Religious Lines were used.😌😌

Some Folks still believe Egypt is an EVIL Nation while Isreal is God's Nation.😏😒

I wish I can see a devoted born again Egyptian
heading a christian fellowship or ministry.

Kukutente23:
This is stupid
How do you think his family and friends will feel seeing him being made such a caricature of an unfulfilled life in death.

Though i used to wonder how Egyptians view churches since Pharaoh and the Egyptians are seen as evil in the bible.
Like imagine an Egyptian visiting a church and the pastor keeps saying: All the Egyptians in your life, they will perish in the Red Sea" will the guy say amen or just smile?

Nnn

I won't be surprised to hear say the stupid pastor don nack Chef Dammy.

That's what use to happen in most of the churches this day, particularly in students fellowship & Corpers' fellowship where their underage pastors are called "daddy", "Papa".

During my NYSC days, I nack one NYSC christian fellowship Mummy GO called 'Mama' in her room when her room mate travelled back home. They are all fake people.

Pvssy and boobby hawker.

Love peddler.

OyeofIkoTuN:
Useless...

What is this pig's talent..? What does she offer Nigerians..? Who is she?..a footballer,musician?

Slave mentality dey worry you.

Try and emancipate yourself from mental slavery.

SenatePresdo:
The girl did very well.

What the man wanted was to spoil Nigerian hustlers name.

Before you know it, White employers would be like "Don't employ him, he's Nigerian they use to sleep on duty, they lack work ethics" just because of one man's laziness.

If you wan sleep, come back to Nigeria and join Police so you would start sleeping on duty.

That babe deserves an Oscar.