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Bro i feel ur pain i had one like that i just had to walk out on her. This girl was tall and fyn. But come see big stomach and that thing like hunch back wey some fat girls get. Her love for food was so irritating can't just imagine someone eating shawarma at 11pm before going to bed after eating dinner. For someone like myself that eats when i start feeling hungry i really found it hard to live with. She used to boast she can finish one bottle of red label, she smokes like a pac of cigarettes daily and wanted me to marry her. Some gehs sef. Went to tell her she'll be lyk if u don't like me the way i am look for someone else. I took her advice

BUSH MAN: why cant the police go and chase after serious criminals, instead of chasing after weed smokers if they are not causing any harm, why cant police live them alone

cos after dem smuke up dem greens dema metamorphose to criminals

Abegi NLC should eight for improved pay for civil servants our take home is poor. After this various associations finish deducting dues from civil servants salaries they will be living large and forget civil servants are slaving for peanuts. Thats why there is corruption in the civil service. Make i smoke my benson joor

Abegi NLC should eight for improved pay for civil servants our take home is poor. After this various associations finish deducting dues from civil servants salaries they will be living large and forget civil servanup are slaving for peanuts. Thats why there is corruption in the civil service.

Hell no. Gaddam civil service eh. Mtcheew

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2010 reg. Hyundai ix35 - 3.2m
2004 reg. Toyota sequioa - 1.4m
1998 reg. Honda babyboy - 690k
1999 tokunbo vw polo - 550k
1998 tokunbo vw passat - 650k
2004 tokunbo toyota corolla - 1.450m
2006 tokunbo toyota camry - 1.8m
2004 tokunbo honda EOD - 1.7m
1999 tokunbo golf 4 - 750k
2002 tokunbo chrysler pt cruiser - 1m
1999 tokunbo toyota camry - 950k
2000 reg. Ford windstar - 490k
2001/02 tokunbo benz ml320 - 1.5m
2004/05 reg acura mdx - 1.7m
2006 tokunbo chrysler 300 touring - 2.9m
2011 tokunbo liberty jeep - 4m
1997-99 tokunbo nissan pathfinder - 950k
2000 tokunbo mazda mpv @ 1m
2004 tokunbo toyota camry solara @ 1.8m
6 months reg. Audi a3 2002 model @ 700k
2008 reg. Mitsubishi 4x4 double cabin pick-up truck 1.7m @

can i trade in my 96 golf 3 for your 99 golf 4? My MK III is very clean

plainmirror: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass
& think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work & their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is
better that I drink this beer & let their dreams
come true than to be selfish and worry about my
liver.

i feel u ma guy. Dem for quick light one benson for am make e drag make system for stabilize. Truss me it works

flymyq: For Real I don't think 6lit is up to 6bottles of stars abi I no work for UAC nii where we have half lit/ 1 litre cups of ice creams

wahlahi talahi u no dey suck beer u 4 know say one bottle na 60cl which ain't up to a litre dat guy lick lyk 8bottles in 20mins i duff my hat for the baba. Me wei love larger no fit try dis kain suicide. #poursomeliquor#

SimonAndal: Ok. Too bad though, I always liked the guy. And he was quiet, another point for him. Damn me and my weakness for hot, light-skinned blokes.

nor be male u be? Shuo 15years get u or beat u to death kenya style

This government rogues. Until nigeria starts hanging em or tying up this criminals and shooting them. They will never stop stealing the collective wealth of the pipo. Cos one dan iska is saddled with the responsibility of overseeing state funds he plunders and squanders at will. May thier case all be like that of senator ...

There as so many dishonourable people in the senate chambers. A child under 18 years of age will and can never be adequately prepared for the responsibility associated with marriage and child birth these alhajis need some education

ecosanders: U didnt read d part where retreating Biafra ragtagsoldiers killed anyone dat is nt of ibo xtraction in d Old Midwestern state, or ur parents didnt tell u how dey jubilate wen Biafra hired fighter jet returnd frm bombing Lagos and oda region? Even though d Nig soldiers tak it upon demself 2 feed som Ibos, Ojukwu divert food supply 2 d soldiers n let d old n chldren go hungry, also asking 4 landing fee b4 d Red cross cn donate fud, dnt even kw y u feel ur enemy should feed u. Nonsense.

Bro why are you so bitter i'm sure you were not born when this war was fought. Take a chill pill. If u channel this energy u are expending to show how much you dislike ibos to something positive i tell u the result will be astonishing

If the youths of this country can start thinking in this manner them we would surely have the needed sweeping change/revolution we desire in this country. I keep saying the older generation failed this country and the youths are towing in line. part of what has kept up in bondage as a people unable to attain our greatness as a nation is religion and tribalism/ethnicity. Poverty and suffering as a result of bad governance does not ask of an individual or a peoples tribe or religion. Death and carnage on our roads arising from the poor state of the roads due to corruption does not ask of tribe or religion. Bombs and bullets the new phenomenon we are now contending with as a result of the gradual collapse of the nigerian society do not demand tribe or religion when they unleash mayhem. Its time for us to focus our minds on productive things like making our country as place we would be prove of.. For those that advocate a split we should look up to countries like united states as a case study of a multi ethnic nation with patriotic citizens and not rather liken the population of our various regions to countries like togo to justify splittin this country. I tell u a large population has alot of advantages compared to small numbers. He we split up we would have internal strife to deal with. Nigerian youths we are educated to an extent but have not allowed our education to fully take control of our reasoning faculties. Our country can work we just have to make it work by fostering our progressive ideas over the very few that have continued to suppress this great nation because of thier selfish interests. May our children not spite up the way we spite this shameless elders leading up today because we failed to do the right thing. Educate the uneducated around you its time to use the social media to effect changes and not to keep blabbin trash.

Something is fundamentaly wrong with the nigerian youths. Are we truly a nation? how can people come together to exist as a federation and yet so much hate is abound among the different tribes. Whoever thought up the divide and rule technique would really marvel at its success in nigeria. Arguing for and against old men that have built or destroyed this country in their own way and in the past. The day we see the social media in nigeria as a medium to bring about change; where you find youths spending much time, them we might just experience that sweeping revolution we all want to see in the leadership of this country. Ibo this, yoruba that. Injustice and corruption have no tribe or ethnic colouration. Just wish we could exist as patriotic nigerians and not ethnic bigots for my mind sha

Dem 4 jes comot en joystick! Homosexuality ain't jes african. Thou up north we got awholelot of dandaudus aka homos mostly among the fulanis in addition to camel fuckers

To address the injustice of the civil war. The nigerian government should be sued in an international court to force them to pay back every citizen of the biafra, monies they criminally stole from them. How do you confisticate monies of innocent victims of a war? They forced my grandfather to premature death. A man that had worked so hard and had over 15million pounds before the war was given just 20pounds by the rogue gowan govt after the war. Nansense

NTA = Square pegs in round holes. Most of the funds meant to upgrade facilities are embezzled. Live coverage of events it only wat they know. Staff morale zero cos most of the administrators who earned thier hnd's via adult education keep embezln monies for staff welfare

If another civil is what it will take to have a sane and better nigeria where my children will have better opportunities than me. Where they will know life holds a promise for them if they do what is right them so be it. I can't help but wonder why this country is cursed with selfish and corrupt leaders. We keep reading about revolution and war it is bound to happen the earlier we brace up for it the better prepared we would be. It's unfortunate we are dividee along ethnic and religious lines that the aspect of our revolution that would be unpredictable. You can't continue flashing your ill gotten wealth in the face of so much suffering. A graduate puts in 11hrs working and earns what can hardly cater for his offer let alone his family. If u don't have a university education there exits no sector created for secondary school leavers. The banks do not encourage businesses to grow they lend money at exorbitant interest rates discouraging the economy from growing Politicians on the other hand and government appointees meanwhile do not even put in half the effort you put in and they live in criminal affluence. There is awareness now it's a matter of time we need to get it right in this country or the revolution is inevitable.

I really need some education as regards the almajiri aspect of islam i believe whoever decides to bring a child into this world owes that child a responsibility. I believe this system does not exist in the arab world. It should be abolished in nigeria because this server as a breeding ground for recruits into such terrorist organs in our country. I can't phantom the rationale behind pushing a child as young as five years into the street to fend for himself it takes the grace of God to have that child grow into a responsible member of the society. The northern oligarchy have never loved thier own rather they have used religion to keep supressing and oppressing the northern muslim. If i was president i would make sure the almajiri system is banned if u know how to pump a woman, man up and cater for the baby that would follow.

Muslim terrorists should stop this madness. Burying your fellow muslims in soak aways lawd av mercy. The hate northern muslims have for christians will be thier nemesis. I have been in jos during the crisis and seen muslim youths cut open the tummy of pregnant women and kill them thats the highest level of madness. Or do we talk about the rampaging fool ani cows that murder infants in cold blood because of some lousy animals and the northern muslims prefer this barbarians to christians. When muslims call christians unbelievers it shows how intolerant they are of other religions. Bombing your fellow human beings. I keep wondering if the koran is hard to comprehend or does it preach this inhumane acts. So many northern muslims where rejoicing secretly when christians where being bombed. Thank God for the resolve of the fed govt to deal with this BH menace once and for all. The next challenge we have to face are the fulani murderers. I feel very sad each time i think of the number of nigerians hausa muslims have killed for absolutely no justifiable reason just hate. I hate it when people give reasons like lack of education and poverty being what propels some of them to act like animals.. I have seen educated hausa muslims agree and fight side by side with the stark illiterates during religious crisis in the north.. When i was in school muslim undergraduates marched into a hostel on campus and murdered a fellow christian student reason; in thier myopic minds he said something that offended thier religion or do we talk of corpers who leave thier states to go and teach them only to get murdered while down south we treat their brothers well. The earlier muslims tell themselves they are not getting the whole islam thing right the safer our country and the world would be.

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u wan thief an ni. Dem make am 4 u 200k na engine and gear box t in buy

Our nation is in trouble and we seem to have no qualms with this. Imagine the impunity in this country policemen robbing citizens. Lawd av mercy. I remember going to a police station to report someone that broke my windscreen and the stupid police woman on duty was only interested in dipping her 20naira infested hand into my pocket and spit out the only thing they learn in police training college "fin me something nau". Untrained and uncouth people i blame the police administrators. Well do they even know any better? Talk more of disciplining thier men

In all fairnesss to ugly guys. Are they the ones that created themselves abi no be humans dem be shuo. Well if it's to ward off potential molesters, rapists, stalkers and the rest of em them i now see the logic behind the frown. For me sha if u lyk keep face lyk shyte. If i wan drop my word u'll need more than a frown to make me back off..

I dey tell u some will even eye u usuall local ones. Atimes dem no know say na ur subconscious mind u carry luk them. Me feels in thier mind they'll thinking "this one his looking at me like this he wants to eat my punny oo"

Days be long
mehn i won lay pipe for dat girl tee
d girl dey tohtohri me
i wan go lick beer
keteh dey wori me
baba watz d moss
kasala go burst for hia
baba u don free ur guy
guy why u dey office me na

I tire for nigerians o. Everything has to have a spiritual connotation. Many of us suffered this same problem you are passing through in my own case i did not get up to 22 thou but late into my teens. The advice on bladder exercise works like magic i used to exercise my bladder unconsciously and it helped. Even when i feel like urinating i hold it back until it starts hurting. Avoid taking fluids before going to bed. I used to bed wet when i drink plenty beer before going to bed but now i can drink a crate and sleep well. U have a loose bladder so work on it. A friend had to even do corrective surgery don't feel embarrassed bro just look for a solution. Cheersmate!

No b say me wan chat dem up. Buh i jes feel there are so many honies walking around wit bottled up anger/frustration. Frowning accelerates the development of wrinkles on your face u know.

If i hear! not bragging o but me na confirmed tall handsome guy. So it must be the honies. My friend wei handsome scatter made the same observation

I've always marveled at the way some honies frown thier faces when u just glance at them. Na defensive mode dema enta abi its involutary, or maybe it's d sun cos its usually d ones walking on the road or on okada. Dat frown jes makes me pass. I waa o

Why we no go loc up.. It's very rare to get a naija chic dats ready to jes go all out wit u. U hustlin she hustlin to build a future for yourselves. They b lyk they want the good life nau nau. Sowy to say this most lazy single ladies witout foresight luk at a man's financial standing as thier ticket to the good life i wonder what happened to them believing in God and in supporting and encouraging ur man to help him grow. Nothing is more lovely than starting out with ur man from nothing and eventually comin into the wealth together. Even for ma office see single ladies with a promising career path sleeping around and wasting away all in the name of gettin money to pay rent in choice areas in abuja make them near town make thier booody sellin ministry grow bigger. Just in a year u in see as girl wei fine go jes old because of too much wire. Our girls nos send send sha so we sef dey take our time hustle

Gosh hav u guyz seen dabur toothpaste ad. Makes me wana scream my head off

Mr. Cork u wan make dem say me no serious if i tell u hw a broda lyks dem honies