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Hit like if u think all of them deserves punishment and shares if u think number3 deserves punishment

What's ur experience when formation is scattered during a hard course and have u ever being caught in a formation n singly removed 2 high table(examiners desk)... Was removed in Biology 102 n I hate that course eh... I thank God 4. His miraculous response 2 my praayers on the result

tobimillar:
So Madonna University us owned by the catholic church?? And Caritas University too?? Pls don't say that to father ede

ok

ronald4lif:
Oh it's you again? Same clown with an empty encephalon and a single digit IQ? How could I have not decrypted is same homunculus numpty who stravaig about creating puerile threads squawking trash about women? Oops, should have known no other fool (except you of course) would have open such silly thread about boobs.

I must confess though, I really did underestimated your encephalopathy disorder the other day. I'd thought it was one of those transient moment where anyone can just goof but never knew it's a congenital cerebral dementia laden with frustration from sexual starvation that prompts you to be keeping records of ladies boobs.

Pray tell, what more records of ladies do you have in your juvenile journal? What more silly threads should we brace ourselves for from nairaland numero uno mooncalf? Here's a suggestion; "top 5 romancelanders with the biggest butts" or "top 5 harebrained id1ots of romanceland with you snatching the first spot"? Game? Psychedelic schmuck.

well d 1st line nail d shiit outta himbt all these medical Jagons.... No communication I'd say. Bt finally I got d point... Hw did he find out, does it mean dat he has checked allthe 1.5. Million nairalanders

focus7:
The level of hate and recentment that is displayed by the igbos is not just against other regions, it strives among themselves. If ever the igbos have their biafra I anticipate a disunited nation broiled with unhealthy contest and disatisfaction sitting on a keg of gun powder to blow soon.

let them get it 1st... I bet it won't surpass the one they currently experience in Nigeria.

AntiIPOB:
And who told you that?
I thought you will say they owned his life too?

well that's as far as u n I can go on this... Even if u're not a catholic research on their policies, doctrines n practices

So the school no get slum at all... No buka joints... Mama puts n tatared photocopy centres

kuuljay:
bross not in naija again abeg, go and say that to father edeh and his investments

do ur homework onthat and get back 2 me.

nenergy:
Isn't the ministry his personal outreach?

if he is derobed right now the only thing he own is his life n his certificate in theology, anything that was acquired. As Fr. Ejike Mbaka is owned by catholic church

xpac01:
How bro If you had said God I'ld have understood, but saying church urrm I need more enlightenment. How

it is obvious u're not a catholic so it will b hard 4 u to understand... Priests are not lik GOs... Even pope owns nothing, himself is also a priest... The. Catholic church owns both him and his assets until he is derobed

xpac01:
And only you and other selected few are over weighted with this burden of shame. Look, Prophet Isiah, prophet Samuel and host of other prophets were used by God to prophecy whom the kings of Israel will be and they were also used to forewarn them (the leaders e.g Saul) of any imminent dooms. Now I wonder why the fuss about the priest prophecying of the leadership position of his country And from his whole prophecy, you can depict that its a clear voice of God.
I am sure God will also be ashamed of you and others who have same mentality this your article bears. For him complaining about the position of his transfer, the man is merely airing his view which is very clear.[/b] A man of God of his calibre should have been accorded some privilege in the position of his transfer. He owns many assests and properties which has been a means of blessings to both catholic church leadership and it's members at large. [b]I know OP you weren't the author of the article, now I'll appreciate if you can help tender this reply back to the notice seeking author of the open letter above.

he is a priest n has equal. Right with other priests... He owns nothing ... The church owns the assets

Generally we are 500 yrs behind the whites... There is this sense. Of cleanliness that white possesses. Even if the. Person is poor. Here in Africa even the rich hardly maintains neat environment... That's. Why u will see someone drive through shitty muddy road and enter his mansion. U see someones kitchen filled with 1 week old refuse he refused 2 dump ... Dats why we dump refuse in the street n u see people climing it just 2 pass.... I am compelled. To believe that whites have advanced optical sense organ which helps them see. Lots of microbes inhabiting in those shitty environment n do their nest to erradicate it... Pls note that there are more animals. We cannot see than the 1s we can see... Let's keep clean and we'llhave hope of closing the gap

I just got off the phone with a girl in an abusive relationship: she wanted 2 break up bt d guy helped her n broke up b4 she. Did n js yestaday he called her 2 her lodge n she went. Agaain 2 b beaten forked n embarrased allover again.... So 4rm previous occurances n dis 1 I'll say 2 d OP borrow dis perspective bt mix pain with gentleness n. She. Will b glued 2 u 4eva

Traffic is always much n its single lane

RIP

Wazobia republic. Or Federal Republicof Anambra

KingEbukasBlog:
Mister , can you answer my question please ?

pls u don't argue about existence of God. With an atheist or a scientist .. Reason

1. U can factually prove his existence so its. Purely. Faith. Talks.
2. Theory. Of intelligient design creates more. Problem than it answers... Some1 or something that designed complex beings like man etc wuld b designed by something more complex.. Scientific process
3.religion shows us hw to find d rock of ages yl science shows us how 2 find the ages of rocks.
4.

CoolUsername:
Not to discredit you or start a flame war but isn't Pascal's wager dishonest? If you don't believe in God and just pretend to, isn't God supposed to know. You know being omniscient and everything?

let's. Not venture in2 that ok... Here is why

He created. Everything andd said. They were all good including Lucifer and Man.
He knows Lucifer will become disobidient doesn't he?
He knows man. Will fall for satan doesn't he?
He knows d. Day u were born n d day you willl die doesn't he?
He knows. Even ur thought at ur moment of death doesn't he?
Remember he's Omniscient
I. Don't need. Answers to these questions o pls

efilefun:
why didn't you warn Nigerians when don Fortunato and his fellow ineffectual buffoons were looting blindly
One thing most of you fail to understand is if don Fortunato the drunkard had perfected things as he claimed how come they all crumbling just months after he left power That's a question you need to ask urself "mr Warner"

would. U say Sir Alex Ferguson wasn't a good coach... Nope... He was a good and successful coach bt what happened 2 Man U after he left..... U can make the analogy n. C who is incompetent

Cc: lalasticalala

PLUNGING NAIRA – BEFORE YOU BLAME EMEFIELE LOOK AT YOURSELF
It is either I do not understand economics and how exchange rates work or a vast majority of us Nigerians still don’t get how we have wrecked our country with our own curious choices. Just this morning I was listening to the radio and the lady on air went on and on about how she thought CBN governor Godwin Emefiele was incompetent and should be sacked because the naira was now exchanging at 309 or so to the USD. That view pretty much echoes the sentiments expressed by many people I know and it amazes me that there are Nigerians who actually think there is some magic POLICY that can make the Naira strong in the near term. If my economics and my understanding of the way the world works are right, then that is as far from the truth as Jesus Christ is black.
The simple fact of the matter is that apart from oil that accounts for over 90% of our revenues, we really don’t have much of an economy. We hardly produce anything, we import even toothpicks, so exactly what policy is going to be implemented that will turn Nigeria into a top exporting economy in the near term? Where are our Apples, IBMs, Disneys, GMs, General Electrics, Coca Colas, Empire State buildings, Statues of Liberties, Lockheeds, Citibanks, JP Morgans, ExxonMobils, NBAs, Super Bowls etc? Let me bring that closer home.
There was a time long ago when Nigeria had a truly strong economy and the naira was one to the dollar – even exchanged for higher than the USD, but that Nigeria is not this Nigeria. Sadly that Nigeria was laid by the British, and this Nigeria (if you don’t believe in the nonsensical imperialist conspiracies like me) – fueled by the DAMAGING Indigenisation Decree, has been the creation of us Nigerians.Back then we had a booming economy.
We were either the top, or among the top exporters, of timbre, cocoa, groundnuts, rubber, palm oil, etc, in the world. Nigerians not only holidayed at home in their villages, at Yankari Games Reserve, at Obudu Cattle Ranch, at Oguta Lake, at Ikogosi springs, at Gurara Falls, at Mambilla Platueau, etc, we attracted international tourists who brought in loads of foreign exchange. Even Nigerian schools were foreign exchange earners because they attracted foreign students. We had different car assembly plants – Peugeot, Volkswagen, Anamco etc. Nigerian government officials only bought vehicles assembled in Nigeria for official cars. We had a thriving sports industry.
We were not Man United or Chelsea fans, we were Rangers or IICC fans. We had the Nduka Odizors, people made money from sports. We also had companies like Lennards and Bata producing school shoes in their thousands, we had the thriving Nigerian Airways and the Aviation School in the north that produced some of the best pilots in the world. In those days if you were brilliant you were respected much more than the crass money-miss-road contractors of today. Most of the Aje Butters I knew had fathers who were university dons. Back then it meant something to ‘know book’. Our textile industry was alive and well.
Just recently I watched a news report on the textile industry in Nigeria on CCTV News. Though the main focus was on the comatose status of the industry, I was stunned by the gigantic Kaduna Textile Mill built in 1957. I could go on and on.
Today however, no thanks to our parents (and we must call them out the way Wole Soyinka did his generation) and many of us (and we should be remembered for failing our children if we continue like this), we have destroyed everything. Today for instance Nigerian football (which comes easy to me obviously) doesn’t appeal to us, we have to fly across thousands of miles to watch ‘our’ clubs play. Every year we collectively burn billions of Naira being fans of clubs that give us nothing back, but some ‘entertainment value’ – simple pleasures for which we are ready to destroy the future of our children. Well people, payback time is here. Even with our ta-she-re money we all want to wear designer clothes and carry designer bags, Armani, Givenchy, Louis Vuitton etc.
We all want to drive jeeps with American specs, our children must now school overseas and acquire the necessary accents to come back home and bamboozle their ‘bush and crass’ contemporaries that they left behind. Who holidays in Nigeria anymore, is there Disneyland here? No one buys made-in-Nigeria school bags for their children, after all no Superman or Incredible Hulk or Cinderella on them.
We are no longer top exporters of anything and the demise of oil means we have zilch… zero. A country of 170m fashion-conscious people has no textile industry. We take delight in showing how our made-in-Switzerland Aso Ebi is different class to everyone else’s. When we help our musicians grow and pay them millions, they repay us by immediately shipping the monies overseas to produce their “i-don-dey-different-level”music videos. It makes no difference that distinctly Zulu dancers are dancing to a Nigerian highlife song. As stars concerned they also wed and holiday overseas to impress us all. All the musicians who acknowledge their Ajegunle roots now speak in a cocktail of strange accents to symbolise how much they have blown their monies overseas.
Were we a more serious people, the highly popular Kingsway Stores of the past would probably have a thousand outlets pan Nigeria today supporting a massive agriculture industry among others, but today we have the likes of SPAR, Shoprite, dominating the retail industry while Kingsway is dead. And we Nigerians make it a special point to shop from the Oyinbos who have ‘cleaner shops’, ‘better this and better that’. For our personal pleasure we don’t mind them dominating us in our own backyard and shipping proceeds overseas.
I could go on and on, but I don tire. Even as you are reading this, stop for a moment and look around you. What you see will probably explain why we are lucky it is not N1000 to the USD yet. And don’t think for a moment that it cannot get there. Just continue to wear your Armani gear and Swiss-made lace, continue to spend your money on Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Barca and encourage your children to do same. (My article on the Nigerian champions Enyimba FC – Nigeria’s most successful club – not having a sponsor, yet Nigerian brands pay over N600m to Man United and Arsenal for sponsorship to impress us.) Ehhh, no problem, continue to tell me the NPFL is rubbish or the clubs should clean up their act if they want sponsorship, mo gbo . Don’t curtail your interest in choice wines ( we were the number one champagne consumers in the world in 2015), continue to love your American specs, cheer the education ministry for letting schools sink to pitiable levels, don’t fight them to improve our schools, don’t chide them for letting schools drop Nigerian history and embrace British, America and whatever else curricula.
Carry on with your love of French wines and Chinese silk, don’t bother about Jamiu Alli when there is Roger Federer. Stock up on your Italian, American, British products which you cannot live without, including the ‘baby soft’ toilet rolls produced only in that small unique village in England – the days are long gone since you were a broke student who used wet newspapers to wipe your butt. Don’t even consider holidaying in Nigeria, it’s too dangerous – you have to fulfill your dream of being Nigeria’s Henry Ford. Don’t listen to people like me who have a wardrobe full of only cheap adire that is actually cheaper than just one of your Tom Ford blazers. Please keep dressing in fine silk made in some exotic place so you can be addressed accordingly.
Finally keep letting corrupt leaders who have looted your commonwealth and shipped all the monies overseas get away because to attack them does not fit your political narrative. Let us continue with the fine life, let us all continue to work for Oyinbo. But don’t forget that there is payback time and Emefiele is not your problem. Time for us all to look in the mirror and take responsibility. I know this is lengthy but this is nothing compared to the length of our problem. It is a collective problem so if any sect thinks that breaking away will help solve this its a huge lie, also laws and policies will go a long way in curtailing these excesses. Let our generation mend what is left of Naira n forge ahead... Longlive 9ja, Longlive our generation, Longlive. Naira

Pascal's Wager... It's better to believe in God n die 2 c him than not believing n when u die u find him starring at u.... The bible said that we who believes has been giving the power 2 know the mistery bt 2 ppl. Like u its just fairytale... But I pray 2day that you'll b among the ppl he said he will. Bring into his fold... Amen... I have been where u are. Nw guy n its hard 2 believe especially when u have read Richard Dawkins' magic of reality n selfish gene... For me. Being a. Chemist made it harder dues to studies of molecular concepts n what things are really made of

31 days.... Bullshiit... Rack 'em 2 sleep in 3days JTF

@ tartar9 or tartared9.... If u see Anambra rice well package with glorious outlook which I hav in my house nw it may help correct ur wastern sense

U funny o bt if God starts acting funny on ur life ... Ur whole 32 will neva show again oh hey is it 32 yet? @OP...

Hav u made the calls yet?... If not what are u waiting 4 ... U want 2 see hw d NSA works. Ryt? They will pick u up in 2hrs

Pinky long skirt with black top is my best combination in a lady bt blue coporate suit... Classy

Dnt buy her what she has no use 4... Be sensible

What. If u're d witch... Hw are u 2 b saved...

For her to say wait wait... It's either she sees smtin in u or she. Wants u 2 completely make a fool of urself bt 4rm ur story I'd say the field of play is wide open... She is as she shuld b 2 u... Fine gurls are will over d course of there lives develop repelant mechanism 2 chase away mediocre guys... Be a survivor n b a stand-up guy n mind u since u guys aint level mate or same dept ur intelligience will fetch u little closure... Js show u're smart n fun 2 b with n don't overthink issues... Be spontanueous n b4 u say Jack Robinson u guys are engaged

faith551:
since no one is here to attest to it,i will be forced to believe, but majority of play boys are not smart when it comes to academics.

mayb u want 2 see my referee report 4rm my HOD well. Dat wuld b done privately bt u. Idea dat playboiz are ntacademically smart is wrong... My bestfriend graduated with 4.61 has scores of chiqz even 2 d extent of having 3some... Lolzz

I'll say this only 1s... Believing a politician is like Believing a prostitute that says she's a virgin.... Bunch of liers... January. Has passed o n d trash they came up with about 5k is that there is no data... So am like hw did they get d. Statistics (over 70% uneployment) they were using. Incompetent set of fools. Shebi na probe money we go chop ... Make themprobe education sector, probe NYSC o, even ministryof works n housing. Down 2 1999

I only see a player who hasn't accomplished his mission... Trying 2 seduce d girl d more with all his spiritual bullshiit. He tried 2 hoe d chiq bt d chiq stayed strong bt only fall 2 kisses n he felt his advances has painted a bad picture of him... I swear if d gurl no take time ... Belle straight