₦airaland Forum

I guess the transgender stuff is extreme here ... I wonder hw a lady will bear lifeisabitch as her username... Weird

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]uuuh... Real men don't crush on women.. They fuck_and_dump women![/color]

ahaaa... 4rm d sound of it am guess u're a real man... Ladies beware of real men... Am just a dude o

Thank God u said sane country.... How can budget go missing in a sane country... How can it be amended n returned without due process in a sane country... How can NSA boss be sharing money as large as $2.1b in a sane country is he d governor of cbn.... What is d difference btw apc n pdp if all d pdp chieftain are in apc... Sanity beings 4rm rule of laaw

Woman crush wednesday which happens mostly on twitter and instagram where guys posts pictures of ladies they find attractive or admire .

Today on Nairaland guys have the opportunity to disclose their nairaland woman crush or tell stories of their woman crush else where.

My nairaland woman crush is estherfabian... She's popular here n throws hard comments on threads n pretty sounds intelligient in most cases, seemingly a beautiful lady with class.

Elsewhere, I crushed on this girl since I was 12, she's married n divorced n d crush is still huge but still haven't talked to her... Lolzz

Oya guys let's hear them

This is d reaason am casting my wild oaths now that am broke coz when am made only d lady that sticks 2ru thick n thin will manage my account

They should also search nairaland, twitter, google etc 4 d soft copy... Lolzz

What makes an ordinary Nigerian not 2 think that the heavily criticized budget is now missing both the hard and soft copy.... I smell foul play by APC... We're watching in HD as ur incapabilities unfold

Until Apc led administration completes dredgingof river niger n ships starts docking at Onitsha port, Enugu international airport becomes fully operational lik lagos n Abuja int'l aiports, a seaport in akwa ibom.... APC will remaain dead in southeast

@20 I was. Serial nailer... All d wooing was a hit bck 2 back 4rm working class 2 500l down 2 my mates .... Well I hated younger women den... I even nailed a corper den she dey. Use her allowee support me 4 school... Life was gr8. Until i met dis 1 babe.... D rest as dey say is history... Am a little rusty on wooing paroles nw o

1. If I am d husband I'll definitely kick ur broke Jobless ass(though 2 of u guys aasses are Jobless). 2. D husband is older dan u. N since ur sister works 7-7 its ur Job nw 2 help her tidy her house. 3. So long as u stay in his house n u pay no rent foot no bills, he's ur. Boss. 4. As 2 which church he goes or d type of music he listens 2 should in no way concern u if it disturbs u buy a huge headphone. 5. Finally, u hav 10yrs 2 b a fool 4eva so really u hav no tym playing hide n seek with ur sister's hubby who's alreasy 40 n Jobless... Young niqqur go giit ur money n leaave ur sister's marriage in peace. A sentence is enough 4 moderately wise

Estharfabian:
What's so bloody bad At being Friendzoned abeg??

So, Its now a crime for a girl to have a cherished Male bestie? ehn?
boys ehn....

if she's Friend-Zoning you...it's A privilege..!Many would kill to be in Your shoes!
You should be happy rather than lamenting/wailing.... the only difference is You won't get the cookie....Which shouldn't be a problem Atall...

I don't insult ladies if not u wuld av had ur fair share.... Friendzone is d most populated area in this life nd very frustrating 4 guys ... I js experienced that dressing up stuff ... Twas my first tym. Of. Visitng her t her home n she still talking about taking her bath

U said it urself op... Deep beneath d individual is a fragile emotional being... D best form of defence is attack hence d offensive nature arises(a form of defence mechanism)... Thanks tho

Its funny ... U can find all d reasons u want 2 support subsidy removal bt d fact remains that APC was against it solely on d ground of higher fuel pump price n Nigerians can't afford dat n d same still stands nw.. I dnt trust dis govrnment so let's enjoy our subsidy since we fell inlove. With it in 2012

chocolateme:
so after the selection of the ones you accessed and ignored, who will go for them. If I catch you there.

well dats y. We have 1st. Class, 2 1, 2 2, 3rd class etc... And ppl still graduate with all these classes of degree... Bt hey appearance is all... Even if u aint all dat gorgeous knw hw 2 make use of tools around u... Everybdy's claiming real bt dia's always some fake shiit going on... (Drop mic)

If u can collect 3some 4rm dem mehn... U're d boss bt let dem suggest it... D marle knws u hav eyes 4 her daughter... Do. Dis n b. Man of d century

As I dn graduate na GodWin... But as I never serve make ASUU wait till dem dn mobilise me finish...

Sorry ladies but there are 2 many of u online so its a separation technique... We are made 2 lik wot we c n c wot we lik... Most tyms pictures aids in toast development. Especially wen u guys barely knw eachoda or wen its been long u guys saw eachother... If I js met u n. Ur dp isn't as awesome I'll need clarification pix o bt I won't ask immediately n wen u do. Give its a sign of game on.. Lolz

wildchild1:
Catholic schools are just the best,click like if you're a product of one
I Rep Sacred Heart Catholic College

I rep St Charles Special science(Obodo charly '07) we rock mehn

Dasuki must hav open trial... Period!!

disloman:
If the said soldiers were sure of what they are saying,they won't be care of been not mentioned.Its a free world.

ur ass must b so dumb 2 nt differentiate b/w military n civil society... From all indications GEJ's platform is where we stand till today... I havnt seen Bubu's imprint even d soldier said it..8months

vedaxcool:
Chie if only wailers have 1% of this guy's brain they would leave a better life.

Go and borrow some so u will 'leave' ur dull life n live smarter ... I'll say dis again APC didn't knw they will win ... Dis is governance by emergency

A say- a say!! Arrest dem all if bubu happens 2 b involved arrest am join.

DiademSh07:
You are too dull!
You implied that you entered Benin through Akure which is impossible! There are still about 4-5 towns after Akure before you get to Edo except you go through Ore road!
That already confirmed you to be a liar!

when u argue with a dull yoruba boi his lack of sense wiill make him talk js bcoz he has 2 talk.... Initially I said "when travelling 4rm Akure 2 Abj there is a town jst b4 Edo state" .. 1st u get pass owo and d rest... Its only smbdy dat doesn't knw road will get 2 Ore b4 going 2 Abj... So hmm I didn't even read ur name -recieve sense n comment appropriately and for ppl using landmass 2 judge allocation its done by population pls... If its by land mass lagos will get ntin while Niger state will b getting d largest... To all yoruba boiz wif low IQ. Receive IJN....

DiademSh07:
Are you implying that Akure directly leads to Edo state? LOL!
For the record, all Southwest states capital beats that of the Southeast in every ramifications! Talk about Akure, Lagos, Ibadan, Abeokuta, Ado-Ekiti and Oshogbo!

am like dude are u saying ondo state and edo state shares no boundaries n hey have travelled 4rm Akure 2 Abj b4... Well I was talking about a route 4rm Akure 2 Abj n a town I found dat pinched my concciousness... And hey hav u crossed 9ja bridge b4 or east- west bridge 4rm south south... U spent ur whole life in red cities of d west dat lavished huge federal presence and have guts 2 compare it 2. Self sustained super eastern cities

If u are going 2 Abuja 4rm Akure dia's dis town js before u enter Edo state... All I saw there was red 4rm roof 2 d ground d only tin signifying mordern tech is mtn mast at d entrance of d town n d road... Even d cars in d inner red streets reeks of ancient civilization... General west apart 4rm Lag has nt evolved much since d tym of Awolowo

Will dis make 1 of my lecturer in those days that used hand out from type-writer 2 lecture us coordination compound n inorganic reaction mechanism 2 change update his note? #newisalwaysbetter

She 4 dn dream where 2 of una dey collect bleeping, had vision of hw ur mind will work after bleeping n probably will give u heads up after giving u head... Tho u hav 2 knw dat she sees tinz spiritually n in Spirit

Dat stuff is nasty... But I also heard rumor dat it leads to impotency in men... Class action

They say death takes. U to a. Beta place but I doubt it.... Well many died in d promised land... When d devil wanna dance wit u beta say neva coz a dance with d devil might last u 4eva.... Bubu stick 2 ur word #trustissues

Goonies... Happy nu year y'all.... 2016 will b. Much better dan '015... Amen

Other countries as d tym of filling this comment are in 2016 n Nigeria is still in 2015.... Na GEJ cause am joor... Mtcheew