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As he was hustling FTC he didn't read

I smell bullshiit 4rm sun distance

Pay ur workers 1st

That guy should get not less than life imprisonment 4 kidnapping tho its death sentence

blazer234:
Op, why not show us pictures of the Onitsha bridge head?

u asked d wrong question.... Dat place now is like costain syd in Lag... Ask of portharcourt road, creek road, 4rm Oando filling station to ochanja roundabout, venn road south n north, buh hey. Onitsha is not the same again o...

APC!!! .... Even as u guys are spreading integriity issues allover the country(budget issue, failing campaign promises e.g 5k to vulnerable nigerians, and other lies), u guys are asking for a started-finished new federal road. APC are all supporting the question now bt when thetable is turned they will say they rather recontruct d old 1s... Onitsha- owerri road is a new road 2 us, Benin-ore road is new 2 us, Gombe bypass a 90km nightmare is new 2 us, Numan-Yola road is new 2 us, Otukpo-ugbokolo road is new 2 us, we are waiting 4 d APC 2 finish second niger bridge which was allocated 17billion this fiscal year... Oh hey the budget hasn't been passed yet(integrity issue)... With all this issues on integrity hw do we believe in 2019 that they did anything at all when it can b a huge lie?

Sealeddeal:
If this is true,the girl should be left alone.

the girl is still a minor ... If sheelike may she b 17.99 yrs she is a minor n needs d parents consent... Now my perspective is let d police return her 2 her family n mayb a good slap 2 her face might correct that 20naira jazz wey the boi use on her

This is kidnapping coz abduction with rasome is kidnapping n officially its death sentence in the region wheere the act was carried out.... Watching in HD... D ransome was marriage nw

I lik d comment of the FTC guy buh lemme quickly add this... "There is plessure in pain"... Women understands that better.... Pet women n she trats u lik trash buh rough handle them n b smothered wif positions

Some microbes have been activated by this heat n check dis out.... Osun state was one of the Lassa states ... OAU rats na die... Pls quarantine the school o

Cousins can b fun sometimes n other times huge paiin in the asss which u have to chill with 2 save face.... Well am actually chilling in a viip lounge with my cuz... We were born d same year n precisely what u call partner in crime

Look at mtn project fame n mtn scholarship... My younger brother won that scholarship d same year Olawale won pfame... He got 7milz a car n record deal... What did my bro get... 200k.... This older generation pay more attention 2 useless things leaving the major areas.... He who controls hw d young thinks control d future. B4 it use 2 b. Scientist on top of d food chain but now its entertainment that's all over the top of the food chain.... Pls where are we going with this way of life

Was expecting 2 see xkm of roads n hey when did he build d dams that generated 5000mw.... When did he pass a suplementary budget 2 buy arms which d NA are using since Gej squandered the fund meant 4 it or they think militaary gadgets is d same as nursing mothers kit... Our budget is yet 2 b acceptd n 1st quarter is fast running out.

Don't js read n go.... Help those that don't have access by adding ur weight on the thread

Drinking competition Two communities, Ezeagu
and Udi in
Enugu State, decided to hold a drinking
competition. A week
to the competition ezeagu community sent a
delegate,
Emeka Anya, to udi to confirm if the
competition will still
hold. When Emeka, the delegate got there, the
people of udi
brought 20 litres of their strongest Nkwu-enu
(Local Gin) as
kola. Emeka asked; "Can i test it?" The people
said; "Go
ahead." The guy drank, finished the whole 20
litres and said;
This is Okay, where is the main drink?" The
people of udi
got scared and shouted; "Come o, are you
among the
competitors?." Then Emeka replied; "No, i did
not qualify

RIP 2 them.... God knows that am way 2 cool 2 die young ... Am way 2 young 2 die sober....

Almakura:
Are you omonile?

No ma'am... But are a Lasu student?

True story... Yoruba boiz likes sex n edo girls likes sex so u see good neighbours whichgave rise 2 tinz like Oba Bini.... Or Oba of Benin lolz... Oba na man Benin na woman

Perv Alert!!!!

Abudu2000:
sir not to sound uncoded but I will really like you to put more light to what you said(wrote)

it has been established that thee life span of any electronic product is 8months I.e it takes 8months 4 any new electronic gadget 2 become obsolate n then replaced by newer version take4 instance the time lag btw the introdction of Iphone 5 n 6 or S5 n S6... Newversions of samsung TV comes out every 10months. Time iscoming when new versions won't b much different 4rm former version n at that time they've lost ideas n soon b outta market

Why dem no go collect money 4rm dem... Isn't it business that those bus drivers are running?... If theypick passanger at points not allocated 2 them they know it incurs tax... Just because those boiz were not opportuned to go 2 school does not make them less Nigerian and because the buses are school shuttle bus only means that they get a subsidized taxing not zero taxing... I hate those school shuttle drivers because they have already made passangers they treat students like shitt....

If the electronic industries do not improve d life span of their technologies, soon they will run out of ideas

Confirm Convertible Phantom Royce.... Dat guy must b Ibo... Pls check him

I js get eye contact n we are done.... Works depending on hw much time our eyes held eachoda... D eyecontact now reads n tell me what works at that time n my flow lik larva lights her up n poo she cracks

Lalasticalala come swear say na gwarimpa u grow up

OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS

1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.

2.- if u didn't play rubber band.

3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1

5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.

6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones.

7.- if u don't just watch your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school.

8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted building or under bed with friends.

9.- if u have never flew a kite.

10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.

11.- if u never write your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.

12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off.

13.- if u neva wave at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.

14.- if u did heard of ghost that stay under mango trees at night.

15.- if u never drive a single car tyre with stick and call it a car.

16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking on the street.

17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire.

18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.

........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!
Oya choose the one you do....

....Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i don't knw either until i grew up.

....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult don't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...

***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laugh it off.

This is a counter thread 2 "girls see how 2 chase away stubborn toasters" we hav seen hw 2 crack both stubborn ladies n guys... Let's meet at the finish line then

Medunah:
Tell him there will be ' no sex' or any form of intimacy like bj, smooching, kissing bla bla, He will run, I tell ya


+ no8) works like magic too, just tell him ur pastor wants to see him nd he must come to ur church for 3-5days dry fasting so dat it can be revealed to you if he is the will of God. He will run faster than Usain bolt

if that ab is urs I'd go 4 7days dry n on the 8th day as d bible said d child can den b taken 4rm d mother... With dat said, I c u're a J Cole fan n what dat said is that we may likely move bricks. 2geda coz my ab na elemento

Theoritically, planetary movement suggets we are moving 2wards another ice age whereas practical knowledge says polar ice belt are melting due 2 green house gases n ozone layer depletion.... I think our weather is fine n climate remains annually the same .... Its hot here but av been in my bath since aftanoon

There is this joke about women lie men lie package n bet me the babe took the cup and still lied about where she won it

Long Dicc, small waist n cute fingers

Well... None of this would av happened if Awo followed suit n broke off at the appointedt ime. But he didn't .... See what that has brought us nw.... Southerners hate eachother....