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LOL..Funny!

Beans has been my favorite meal and nothing will ever stop me from eating it..
I don't even care if the price increases or not..afterall, na we dey sell am..
Hmm, if you want me to cry like a baby, just don't give me beans....

xynerise: ehh! Ok lets see if he will propose

Lol.. dey there make pants dey wear you..

In a nutshell, you were angried because your friend's wife ordered you to move to the back seat...
Maybe, she shouldn't have said that, since you are the husband's friend.
Mind you, she is the wife so, she has the right to sit wherever it pleases her..

Its a pity because, non of your points can make me lose mr right..
Talk another one..

druid06: Experienced something like that too twice. I was a young lad then. I was having an afternoon nap and it was time for me to wake up but couldn't. I was conscious of my body but couldn't open my eyes or move any part of my body. I almost went into a panic attack subconciously and on the first occassion I woke myself up, the other I was lucky that my father was just arriving from work, I could hear the car pull up the drive way, I could hear when he opened the door to the living room then my room and I tried waking up from this slumber till he shook me to wake up. It was kinda scary and weird. I never shared my experience with this to anyone. It's nice to know that there're people out there who has experienced this.

Infact, i was forced to open the thread, after seeing the topic..
It has happened to me many a time and, i never bothered asking the reasons for it..
I've been thinking its a form of reflex action..

ItsModella: It happens to me occasionally. I feel like I'm in a coma, aware of my surroundings but my body would refuse to move. To open my eyes is very difficult, like say I dey use the eye lift weight. This happens to me mostly when I take an afternoon nap.

Me too..

Infact, i have never ceased to look into a mirror for a second.
I can't do without it..

No not one... Lenny le blanc
Ijoba orun- lara george
Where we would never grow old
Igba ti moro - Tope alabi

ayobase: There is tendency that people that saw it first could end up having interest in the hair style.
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Its unique though....I have seen the one of cigar!

The probability, that i will make that kind of hair style, is equals to zero...
I'm now allergic to indomie noddles...
I'm okay with brazillian hair..

No wonder! I've been having probs using my opera mini for some days...
Although, mine is yet to connect..i think i should inform customer care service..

He should have demanded for sensitivity test before collecting the lab. report...
I guess, that is the only test that can help detect the type of drug to be used.
Btw, E.coli is a normal flora...so, y is he bothered!

Wetin be dis?

^ sure..

ayobase: Atleast we have NL e-helpers!

Of course....let the majority raise funds for them..

It is the lord's doing, and it's marvellous in our sights..

Let charity begins..stop criticizng them..

Okrika, na my best wears so far..the prices you gave are too expensive sef..i once bought a shirt for #20..so, kini big deal...

druid06: You're no more searching? How do you mean? Are you currently in a relationship or do you support my thesis that all men are thesame and we are polygamous by nature?.

firstly, i'm into a relationship, and that was why i said, gone are those days!

I'm not supporting your thesis. You should have deduced from my last comment, when i said i'll assume that, there are still some with outstanding features.

Although, assumptions are not always wrong but they shouldn't be relied on...

Joeblis: ^^^Since you failed english what language did you use in writng subjects you passed?

Don't be surprised.. I had F9 parallel with the exception of pidgin english(A1) and vernacular(A1)..

The very reason i failed english language @ secondary schl, and had to re-sit...i hate reading comprehension passages!

...too long!

Searching?! Gone are those days!

Recharge cards
Hair relaxer
Body cream...

WELL, I CAN PROUDLY SAY I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE!

Long time ago, a guy was trying to stop me and chat with me, by the road side. Then, i ignored him and walked away. Out of annoyance, he said '' u dis wohwoh thing forming a big girl''.
Then, i replied '' even if i wohwoh, i know i still get hope''.

He later said '' to ba ya, won mani won o lori oko''.

^^Well, u made a point!
But! I don't think all men are polygamous by nature. I beg you, not to generalise. I will assume there are some with outstanding features out there...

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[quote author=druid06]Men cheat because we are polygamous by nature.

The last tym someone made that statement, i became curious as to why everyone keeps saying same thing!
Now, what are the criteria that make men to be polygamous by nature?!

I imagined what that woman went through in the hands of her husband, that prompted her to nag and what the husband was thinking when he left for club without taking his wife along..

On the other hand, what if that lady didn't introduce her husband to dayo in that manner, and he took that advantage to cheat on his wife rather than proffering solutions to those happenings!

A man knows how to treat a woman right but, he's only careful with doing the right thing, so that she wouldn't take him for granted and vice visa.
Now, no one to break the jinx and everyone keeps doing the wrong thing like nagging...

If that event at the club that night was enough to chase dayo back to his wife and if it was good enough to stop his wife from nagging, i see no reason why men should cheat....

Ishilove: We do high fives, low fives,chest thumps and chop knuckles.

Lmao
Infact, i like this method..
Hmmmm, now i know i can face tomorrow!

It pays off to be good.
Although, there are some challenges one will face during the course and at a point, you might feel like deviating but, you just have to move on. No matter what..,our rewards await us.

Adufaye: Pls slip wit one eye open.....cus u neva cn tel,wer d nxt plane go land

This is funny..