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Slay Queen with brain, you healed pretty well, God bless your heart ❤️

And so begins the ass kissing 😂😂

Hang him by his balls, idiot 😡😠

Nah this comrade nah him get am, very nice guy, nah my neighbor self ✌😎

What online skill do you have?

Lucifyre:
If i saw a whale on land i'ld take a picture of it too.

Command enter heaven make I see

Desktop charger,

when its starts showing red and blue light that's when you know it's charging 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Op you and the unknown man dey craze

The only good thing about this administration, the star boy himself, the better person among thieves

Hisense is a great product, but TCL is also good, it's difficult to choose, but I would go for TCL

blaquebelle:
Squidward?

Check well, spongebob must be inside that bucket with that his annoying laughter 😂

mariahAngel:
How come almost all of you guys at some point in your lives have dated "one Calabar girl" that was good in everything, but none of you ever marry them?
How come, ehn?

There's always a story to tell about "one Calabar girl" by you guys.
You never disappoint.

U skip the part where I said traveled out plus I wasn't financially ready to wife her then?

westlius:
Thats was one of my ex calabar gal said
There can cook well and sex well.
Till today I have never tasted good moi moi (since 2019) I tasted her moimoi last

Lols, she's probably a hook up slay queen sir,
😂
any calabar girl way her eye dey ground way learn cooking from their mother go sabi cook wella believe me

Foolish fool, all simps deserve this and more 😂😂😂

Op flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you, u have said it all, he that has ear should use it ..

NLFPMod, seun
do the needful, this is A+ content

There is something spooky about that 11 years old cousin, she's not a normal kid, she's probably possesed, because I can't fanthom while she stood their and watch them for without shouting for help, and the kids must have stayed up to 1 hour or less until all the oxygen was exhausted In the car, oh dear, so those little sweet souls are all dead? 😭😭😭😭😭

manillas:
True story,

I once stayed with a friend who was dating this very beautiful fair skinned girl named Chioma. Chioma fine no be small. I swear die!!! If NO be say I really respect the brothers code, I for don reason Chioma since. But as the brother wey I b, I shut down. Now, Chioma on her own, as with most fine girls, she no get sense. Every small thn na fight and quarrel the whole compound go hear. If Chioma start now, na meeting we go call before chioma stop. One day my friend whose name is Kingsley comes back late unto boys night out o, no be say na another woman, d guy no even dey double date, he just likes Chioma as per fine girl she be and had serious plans to marry her, na God save am sha. So Kingsley comes back late and meets a very pissed off chioma waiting for him and all hell was let loose. Na so quarrel start o, like play Chioma enter kitchen collect knife😲

So kingsley faced with the biggest threat of his life, finds a way to get the knife from her, overpowers her and beats her to a pulp, for fear of his life. Then calls of the engagement. My guy say e no dey do again😂

Chioma say Mbanu, you’ve wasted 5yrs of my life dating you. She calls her severance package of 500k, as in 500 thousand naira for Kingsley to pay her off. My guy was so scared for his life and found a way to raise that cash from nothing to pay her off. I mean, he ran from pillar to post to raise the ransom money🤣🤣
For fear of his life. Year was 2020


Well he pays her off and she’s gone for good, right?!

His fortunes changes, he gets a job in an oil servicing firm and starts making it big. He meets a dark skinned cool headed lady named still Chioma, but this one get sense sha😁
They get married in less than a year. Omo na so the other Chioma dey threaten my guy wife dey tell am say na her life be that wey she dey live o😆


Old Chioma gets married again but it doesn’t last as a result of the same issues, lack of subordination to your husband and temper problems.

Op get help for your sister now it’s early. That seed of anger, temper and violence only grows bigger with age till you can’t stop it.

Chioma nah real IDAN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reminderz:
acrimony part 2

Chioma nah mumu girl that girl for acrimony made a lot of sacrifice for his guy, chioma nah local champion, the only sacrifice she dey make nah to lay down for bed carry leg up they shout, yeh yeh yeh when him guy dey nack her, make she great

Mom007:
You went to a calabar woman's restaurant and ordered rice? Not really their strong suit you know... They are known for their soups though this ones sound ridiculously overpriced. If you want great rice meals, our mothers from the west have that on lockdown!

Exactly, I dated one calabar babe, this girl would always make 3 different kind of soup whenever she comes around especially during the weekend, her vegetable soup game is A+, white soup, top notch, okazi soup, very tasty and will store all of them in the freezer, omo forgerit calabar babes way their eye dey ground can cook 🥺, shes well mannered, she will give u good food and even better sex, what else can a guy ask of ?

Couldn't marry her as I wasn't financially stable then, babe traveled out and got married to a white man, still miss her uptill today, such a sweet soul, we still in contact though

Are your parents also aware that attention seeking is your side hustle? 😒

Angelfrost:
I think you should say... A King doesn't accept handshakes!

They never compelled him to shake hands... He could have politely declined!

Better yet, the elderly actors could or should have been given the proper orientation prior to entering the palace...!

So, the blame, if you feel there is any, should go to the Monarch and his attendants.

Oni was star struck, smilling like a fish when he saw pete 😂

The funny part was that it's the oni that extended the handshake before pete shoke him.

Only Odogwu recognizes odogwu.

donbachi:
Selling it off is pure wisdom

My exact thought, sell it off, if u must eat goat meat, buy a different goat from the market, e get why 😁

My people will say Nwa Ka Ego, u can't equate the value of a child to material things, I will sit them down and reprimand them seriously about what they have done and make sure I punish them for it one way or the other, I can decide to withdraw buying them treats and goodies for one month for them to understand the gravity of what they have done agree which I keep those things out of their reach to prevent future occurrence.

Classickj:
On point
Make the boy carry him momcy and him siblings relocate to another state

Which kind fada be this

Apt
Nah enemy of progress kinda father, since them born the papa him don ever ever see that kind money for him life? Rubbish holy holy 😒😒😒😒

LZAA:
First of it's MRI
Second your wrist bone fuses when you are in your teens ie if you are 20 years old already it's already fused
And u20 has a age limit of...20 years
There are some youngsters there but old men are there too

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Bought a land in Abuja, 2020, built 2 bedroom flat, packed in and lived for 8 months , government revoked the titled documents and claimed that the land was sold by mistake, promised to re-allocate me another land with money compensation and then demolished my house, well I never still recover from that huge money that left my account, guess what, government never still realocate me another plot, well we are still in court. Fvcked up country 😏😏😏

Moh247:



Fashola na master when it comes to project delivery

Look at Lekki Ikoyi link bridge.. one of the wonders in architecture


.

I may not be align with buhari's administration and style If governance, but when it comes to performance, leave it for fashola, dude knows his onions

Abeg make DSS and FG just getat, we keep hearing thei stupid rumors without making any arrest, nah propaganda go kee this government

DAVIDELUXED:
. @ OP point of correction nigeria Beat Dominican 2-1 not 2-2

Also these boys don't look young at all.

If MIR certified their age to be under 20, then your opinion about their age isnt needed here

This girls dey vex oh, their first game, 7-0, this one 6-0

Their next opponent must be peeing their panties right now 😅😅😅😅😅

Soulsymbol99:
Any place but Australia, home of deadly reptiles

So reptile don kill everybody there abi?

You are too comfortable in your comfort zone that why u making this statement.

Jeez you mean this dirty compound and over grown bushes right there is your compound?


Animal protection services need to use you for killing a creature in it's own habitat