₦airaland Forum

Nairalanders will never have sense. Now, to move on to better things.

Every season, housemates earn in-house currency created for the sole purpose of goods and services exchange. The Big Brother competition is not the real world so the currency has values dictated by Big Brother. The housemates also trade meat during meal times for favours, no different from boarding house students, siblings and prisoners.

She should stop forcing herself on odogwu. Why are women like this? The highest all this will guarantee is Top 5 position of which she’ll come out 5th. Normally men run from these types no matter how sexy. It’s no wonder Boma chased her away after one or two nights.

I normally thought people were born this way. Me and my friends call it muscle head and from what I read last, it has no known cause nor cure. Try to live life as you’ve always known it. If the condition came out of nowhere then it may go the same way.

Bitchiamjay:
WM gay, Cross gay, Emmanuel gay, Liquor Bisexual abi Pansexual, Threebear Transexual, Ayomide Lesbian! Make all of una getat

They also claimed Pere and Peace were homosexuals. Don’t mind them. They do it every year.

How is this rat the same age as Samuel Peters? Nature is not funny at all. If they both stand side-by-side, I’ll believe Samuel is at least four or five years older.

This guy was huge and explosive. He was a gifted athlete. No matter how little his time period was, he gave Nigerians something to brag about. Na our leaders and constant mumurity kill us, last last. The country is populous enough to have four champions in every known sport.

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Well try your luck, I'm sure something will move since you're a guy. Whitemonkey enjoys anals with guys. Maybe the only time his shriveled dick will move...

Ayomide?

This is female lingo. Why ask us this when it is second nature to you and friends?

It won’t change the fact that they’ll still find their way there. BBNaija is a shortcut into the industry. Now there’s even the category of reality show star star. All still join in the fabric which is Nollywood. Reality show stars are more prone to going international than Yorubawood thespians.

According to Wikipedia "Lake Bosumtwi is the only natural lake in Ghana. It is situated within an ancient impact crater that is about 10.5 kilometres (6.5 mi) in diameter. It is about 30 km (19 mi) south-east of Kumasi the capital of Ashanti and is a popular recreational area. There are about 30 villages near crater Lake Bosumtwi, with a combined population of about 70,000. The most popular amongst the villages where tourists usually settle is Abono.

Unnecessary long story in the news. Give those people a few hours and they’ll separate. It’s nature or hormones ensuring that his semen fertilizes her eggs.

Right now I can confirm that operatives from the Fire Service, the police, and Civil Defence Corps have been appealing to him to come down.

How did they get there on time? Hmm. When he’s hungry, tired or sleepy he’ll come down. Body never tell am yet. He can remain there for three days, but every human body has a breaking point.

Getting married won’t drop 1.3M NGN randomly in her bank account. The guy should smell off with his marriage. If his proposal was better she won’t sign up to come for BBNaija.

This guy is not serious. She doesn’t date broke human beings. I know one of her sugar boys who was a full five years younger than she was. They dated for two years thereabout and they still hook up from time to time. The guy was so wealthy he didn’t know what to use money for. Tonto became an outlet to making excess wealth disappear. That men have broken up from her repeatedly means she’s the problem and not the other way around.

Story. Long life is always luck. Many people in centennial years have no clue how they got there. They then mention the most random habits as reasons for long life. Abegi, cut me off from life at eighty-nine thereabout. Anything longer na waste of existence.

Mr. Okra was ready to kpensh all the females in the house. Peace, although not feeling him, was spared from the inevitable. Since she wasn’t entertaining, she took a bow out of the competition too. Her ‘highlights’ were nothing more than a bland existence.

“Quit playing. Quit playing with me. Quit playing with me, Jackie.” Now Big Brother has put an end to their play. Lol. The guy was getting erratic. It’s a good thing he’s gone. Jackie can breathe now.

The only competition Whitemoney has in the show is LiquoRose. If Pere finds a way to disqualify him then Pere or Yousef will take the first runner up position.

Oh Lord, the views on this thread today. God punish Nairalanders with their hypocrisy.

Prediction: It’s a five man eviction and LiquoRose got evicted.

Na them know. If juju was real, this insult for wipe out the lineage of those culture vultures. See now, the white man is doing shakara with our own stolen property. O ma se.

Before the white men came and forced clothes on us, we wandered almost naked due to the scorching West African heat. The white men have no further need for religion and are throwing away clothes for the comfort of nudity while we Africans are sticking steadfast to ingrained domestication from colonial times. Meanwhile Nairaland never fails to report this yearly tradition. The average member — both male and female — is perverse.

Sweetpink:
And what kept you awake at 2AM?

The anticipation of Michael’s Saturday “don’t play with me, Jackie” rants. Once again he didn’t disappoint.

Is he back yet?

I pray they remove five housemates later today. At this stage of the game and with how long these people have stayed in the house, if you can’t make something of yourself after Beatrice, Niyi and Yerin’s eviction then staying a full month after day 72 won’t help you. The only losers here were the first three because they stayed a mere two weeks in the game. Everybody else stayed a full month upwards. A hustler like Whitemoney would still grab endorsements from all corners if he left with the first set of evictees. See Ultimate Love and how IykeResa pulled a following despite low interest in the program.

Regardless of the fact Michael keeps talking rubbish, it is obvious Jackie likes him. He’s still a prize to her. Na four rounds of kpenshing go end their matter, last last. It will happen after the house. Hopefully it may happen while in the house. When did these housemates designate a gist corner in the locker room? This place is Sagnin’s favourite spot.

The production crew should get their act together. This show’s audio is as poor as Ultimate Love’s was. I increase my volume to almost 100 on my TV and I can’t hear the housemates clearly. Once it’s time for commercials my room starts booming like I’m in a nightclub. Kayode, them swear for you? Abeg, the show should take a two year hiatus. I no come world to suffer.

Everybody’s happy for Love Island Nigeria. What if it is still Kayode in control of that show? We’re in for a long one this year.

I sleep well every night knowing my favourite was KayVee.

Kai, a whole senator’s daughter. See how Jackie B has reduced herself for a hopeless akata. Anyway sha, if she didn’t catch him first another female would use the guy for highlights. Let’s not forget that JMK’s dad is among the ruling class yet a nobody’s son kpenshed his daughter on her second day in the competition.

See last year’s Top 4 in the Lipton advert, na. Shege. Vee go don break bottle pursue the sponsors based on agreed wages. She’s supposed to appear in the commercial with the others.

This DJ is trying, abeg. Nairalanders always type nonsense. Put them in the position and they’ll fail woefully. It’s why we keep repeating failures for presidents despite every Nigerian being an armchair political analyst.