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Thanks. Are you in CA now?

Coming from you . . . yes.

And there always has to be a damn hater, @wed123, Siena is one of the best looking males on the forum if I might say so myself so stop hating on him. Where's your own pic by the way? Bet your PC will crash if you try uploading that nasty shit you call yo face on Nairaland. Until you find a PC that'll agree to upload it don't come with all of your raspy shit, tryna prove shit.

. . . .and you're just 17? Hmm

First thing that came to my mind as I read this was "Another sexist and his stereotypical views unleashed!" If we were to do a poll about who has the most protuding stomach between guys and girls, the polls wil show it's the guys. In fact, your stomach protrusion is called a"beer belly" because that what's causing the increase. . . excess beer. However, women had legit reasons to have a protruding stomach, some of which I bet you've read.

@poster, I think you should at least manage to look fine.

Hell to da no! Flirt with 9 to 5? I am kind of new here and I'm trying to know my way round so I ain't got the time to flirt with anyone . . .yet. If I'm gon' flirt, I think you and I know the guy who'd be first on the list

Smart Pill

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.

So he ate them and said, ''These taste like sh*t.''

''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''

Seminars For Men

Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult.
1. Combatting Stupidity

2. You Too Can Do Housework

3. P.M.S.-Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

4. How To Refill An Ice Tray

5. How to Buy Appropriate Gifts

6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming In Drunk At 4 a.m.

7. How To Sort Laundry

8. Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception

9. Cooking - There's More To It Than Microwave Burritos

10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong

11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13. Men - The Weaker Sex

14. Good Reasons To Give Flowers

15. How To Stay Awake After Sex

16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom

17. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb

18. Sex 101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try and Sex 201 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's "Awake", Take A Shower

19. "Weekend" and "Sports" Are Not Synonyms

20. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

21. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost

22. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

23. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

24. How To Act Older Than Your Children

25. You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver

26. No, You Really Don't Look Like Mel Gibson

27. Changing Underwear Made Easy

28. The Attainable Goal - Omitting "%" "#" and "&" From Your Vocabulary

29. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary

30. Realizing The Benefits Of Asking For Directions

I get relaxed when I listen to music. It shakes all my stress away.

Fat Joe is hispanic not white . . . so he don't count

[quote author=davidy|an link=topic=93950.msg1693867#msg1693867 date=1195422927]@Suga.

You think u can get a d ick here on NairaLand? sorry for u.[/quote]@all others, exactly my point. Ain't he retarded? No one said anything about sex but that's the only place his mind goes to.

almondjoy:
Instigator! he he he he he he!

That Siena guy eh? Always calm. These agbero guys here just insult him anyhow and I can't stand it. I take it personal because like anything I have a "soft" spot for, I cannot close my eyes and look the other way. How can one stupid boy living in some Russian concentration camp with his "warder" toro toro wife not let person hear word because he can write some stupid Russian language? I can't stand rude Nigerian guys!

9 to 5 is somewhere in Russian I believe held hostage by one communist woman while his mates are in the "free world" UK and US.

You are searching for wetin?

Abeg oh! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

My dear just remove your eye from there oh. Siena is OFF LIMITS!!!!!I don talk ma own. I not saying you are looking in his direction oh. I am just saying that you will look somewhere else ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Let us not drag the matter and derail this thread.

Thanks for being a loving instigator.

I really don't understand pidgin English but all I can say about leaving Siena alone is that, life is weird. . . you don't know when the opportunity might throw itself at me.   But trust me, I'm gon' grab it with both hands. 

@ninetofive writing in Russian ain't so special or out of this world,

Оставьте Siena одн вы шальной дурачок. Got it?

I love it when there's drama. . . it makes my blood all pumped up. I'm trying out to be a Queen, who wants to be my King? Submit yo resume, first come first served.

Seat

[quote author=davidy|an link=topic=93950.msg1693759#msg1693759 date=1195418361]@davidylan

You are an example of what yorubas call "ode"[/quote]I can swear that it's a child behind this poster because he acts so damn retarded but unfortunately/fortunately because of the Internet no one would ever know. I wonder if his parents dropped him on his head as a kid because I can't find any reasonable explanation for his daftness.

is NaijaGurly really that bad? She seems like a friendly person to me.

Just felt you coulda done better than that

Tope you missed me. . .

Can I still apply? I just wanna use him and dump him after he's gotten me a villa in the Bahamas with a sexy ride on the side.

That was funny though true, men really don't listen.

Please y'all be nice to him. He lost his way and y'all ain't helping

@yemi, make this yo new year resolution

https://hubpages.com/u/84216_f520.jpg

Phew!

Fake may not be the right word. Choreographed is probably a better one. And yes it is staged and rehearsed.

Migines:
I guess u don't knw i'm cyberly married to clem.

Em, this is kinda awkward. . . Ain't Clem a guy? Just so you know, I'm not judging so. . .

[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=93195.msg1693408#msg1693408 date=1195407685]The Game begins.
Throws a smoke grenade, rolls to the left and takes 2 shots against phiniter.[/quote]I was s'posed to tell y'all when to start   Anyway, what the heck? START! Just remember no shots below the waist.

Why are you looking for Clem?

Look purestboy, forget about it, I ain't interested.

I really don't believe in spirits and stuff seems like BS to me, but I know that there's is poverty everywhere, it's just more evident in Africa.

@Purest Boy, your words exactly,

PurestBoy:
I don't buy the idea of this post because am strongly in love with a muslim girl called Ganiyat and we're both living happily.

PurestBoy:
@ Sugar_Lips,

Don't you think I've got what you want for Xmas. would you like us to exchange contact?

Sorry but I don't want to mess up your relationship with Ganiyat and secondly I don't date want to be two-timers because the other lady,Ganiyat, can be me in the future. . . so I'll have to turn you down.