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Migines:
Besides, i'll want u to save doz sugar lips(i hope) i avnt tasted sugar in a long while.

Just go to a store and you'd find loads of sugar there. . . _{I'm just playing, I know what you mean}

:d

Migines:
If u c action will u wait and watch.

Yeah in fact, I volunteer to be the referee.

Seun, have you got a name for the sitcom?

Hope there'll be some action, it ain't just word of mouth

I kind of wished the drama continued. . . a little sumptin sumptin now and then don't hurt sometimes.

@almondjoy, you're right. Siena is one of a kind. He didn't start tripping like 9to5(what type of name is that?. . . he probably works 'em 9 to 5 jobs) but remained calm. That's the type of man I need to search for.

Like what Siena said, it's natural. If two guys were standing side by side a woman would go for the better looking guy because ain't no one wanna have scary looking kids if you know what I mean.

Am I? I see you're following your list on "how to annoy people" to the letter.

1) Post a really long boring piece of crap under the "JOKES" section
2) Insult anyone that opposes. . .

I think you're a whimp. You couldn't attack your fellow men who said it was stupid but chose to face me instead. Better don't start with me boi cuz Imma whoop your ass straight up. Anyway, it's still won the prize for the dumbest post on this forum either way.

@monica, did all of that really happen or is someone being way too conceited?

showbobo:
Steal me please please

You're funny

Women wanna feel secure about their future with a guy. . . at least to some extent. She knows you can't promise her forever but at least promise her today and tomorrow and that would be aiit. So try and build up trust in your relationship.

Personally, I can't date a guy that I know or suspect has a girl(s) at the side.

@Poster,
*Yawn* Forgive me but there was nothing else I coulda done that would have properly shown you how much you're boring us if I might say so myself.

@poster,

Congrats, this tops my list of the most boring post I've seen on the forum. Got to 5 and woulda rather killed myself than to go any further.

That was quite funny especially when the "rusty old thang" part.

Tessy, you must feel really loved for someone to write you a heck of a love letter. . _{Don't mess it up by asking what type of car he has or Imma steal him from you,} 

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what men really mean when they say,


"IT'S A GUY THING"
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Means absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
"I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
"Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
"What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
"No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

Em. . .is this where I'm supposed to laugh out loud?

Girl you can get him a Rolex or a really sexy shirt. . . and spend the entire day with him.

I personally don't agree with pre-nups. For goodness' sake, what happened to "For better, for worse. . . "? Signing a pre-nup just means that you're set on your relationship failing.

If any guy wants me to sign a pre-nup before we get married, Imma dump his sorry ass right away. . . it ain't like I need his money anyway, I make enough for myself without a man giving me money.

That was pretty funny.

I bet you ain't older than 13. . .lil' douche bag

Now let's look at the flip side

When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

Women live longer than men.

If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

Women know the truth about whether size matters,

A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or soccer.

Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her butt.

Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.

A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

Women don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.

Not nairaland but guys like you. . . now leave me alone for crying out loud.

Truth is as always the dollar would raise again, afterall this ain't the first time it's depreciating. It's gon' make a comeback before you know it.

Who the Zap do you think you are talking all that raspy shit to me? Is you crazy? Don't try yo bullshit with me, I ain't playing.

I'm just throwing this out there,  you can create an e-card and write a poem and while she reads it, let it play her favorite song in the background preferably a slow song, and voila!

Thanks. It's really gon' be stressful to reply to all the posts.

It's not ok. It's the epitome of lack of trust in your relationship and lack of confidence on your part, that is, if you're treating her right the thought of her cheating on you won't pop up.

No I don't want your number.