tpia@:
Women generally do not handle fame and riches better than men.

Enough said.

A 50-year-old pastor of one of the pentecostal churches in Nigeria was yesterday arrested in a mobile police officer’s bedroom at Iyaba Umudim, Nnewi in Anambra State.

He was allegedly trying to make love to the policeman’s wife. Unknowing to the pastor, the policeman was lying in wait for him.

The suspect, a father of four from Ngwa in Abia State was said to have been making love advances to the policeman’s wife as the two families lived in the same building and the woman had always rejected.

It was gathered that the woman had always told the randy pastor to let her alone each time he tried to seduce her even though the pastor was said to have promised her N50, 000 for a start if she allowed him have s*x with her.

Also, the woman always relayed the pastor’s advances to her husband who asked her to play along with the pastor.

The pastor’s alleged sin caught up with him yesterday when he called the woman’s husband, serving with Mopol 29, Awka on phone at about 4:00pm asking him whether he would return to Nnewi after work and the policeman told him (the pastor) that he had a special assignment in Asaba, Delta State.

The police officer said: “The pastor apparently happy, started praying for me that God would protect me in my journey, and all that, and I said Amen, but he did not know that I was already in Nnewi when I answered his call.”

The police officer said he later secretly returned to his house having arranged with his wife to catch the randy man. At the wee hours, according to him, he ‘laid ambush’ in his bedroom waiting for the pastor’s next action.

“It was around 2:23am when the pastor came and we left the sitting room open. He tiptoed into the sitting room with only his trousers and singlet on him, coming bare-footed and sat down in the palour.

“He called my wife who came out from the bedroom to welcome him. Minutes after, he requested that he and my wife should go into the bedroom and he was ushered in. He flashed his torchlight in the bedroom and appeared to have a premonition as my wife went back to lock the door at the sitting room. Then he had taken his position on the bed and suddenly, I came out from my hiding place in the bedroom and gripped him and a fight ensued.

“He gave me several bites on my left arm and fingers. By then the fight had taken us to the sitting room where my plasma television, handset and other property were destroyed in his struggle to free himself. If not for other sympathizers who were attracted to the noise he would not have been over powered,” the policeman recounted.

He said members of the vigilance group were later invited as the pastor pleaded for forgiveness attributing his action to the work of the devil and promised to pay for the damaged property and any amount of money for him to be set free and the incident concealed.

He was, however, taken to Nnewi Central Police Station for further investigation.

When contacted, the Anambra State police image-maker, Mr. Emeka Chukwuemeka said he had not been briefed on the incident.

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jmoore: sex+money = prostitution

We all are prostitutes then because that is what 99.9% of relationships are all about these days.

As a matter of policy, I don't and will never be intimate with any lady with beads round her waist. I have heard guys say some of those beads are diabolical.

Bobby4090: The mistake most outside folks make is that they dont seem to realize that Democracy is alien to Nigerian leaders. In OBJ's time, a Governor was impeached by 11 out of 29 house members...after the 11 suspended the other 18 of their colleagues.

It has worsened under GEJ, where 16 is greater than 19....AND 5 IS GREATER THAN 27. shame on us all.

I beg to differ her pls. Shame on you and all who have been supporting the 5 renegade lawmakers at the Rivers state House of Assembly. I have always been an advocate of "19 is greater than 16" and "27 is greater than 5". So, why should I share in your shame?

Shobayo Emma: Please am i the only one seing this salient trash? Southerners should alarted because this is a delibrate attempt in augmenting the northerners votes in the general election hence thier molested children wives can vote which the southerners wil never encourage.

Yeah! I saw that too. Molested 9-yr olds will be deemed "of age" in 2015 elections. And there will be so many of them per Mallam in the North....

spongeback:

Thank you.

De-Hero:
I've even forgotten that there's strike... I have a lot to cover... let d strike continue for now. Thanks FG.

You are a wise student

After 4 pages of this fable, still no pics? Smh

Mayany: 9ja and Tatafo how does d new baby solve our problems? mtchewww Can we ever celebrate our own for once

You born na him we no follow you celebrate? Abeg park well joo. Bad belle pple

Lovely family like mine. Congratulationsm

Who is the bastard that posted those nauseating pics? He should be banned immediately.

Na today? U neva see packaged kilishi?

^^^
Please reduce your font size nau...my eyes are paining me abeg

Okija_juju: @Pope: In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti... Amen
Father, Forgive me cos I'm about to sin..
I just found out that my fiancee is still #Following her ex-boyfriend on Twitter.
I intend to bitchslap the living daylight out of her.
Please forgive me..

_{@Pope replys @Okija_juju:Its cool my son.. If I had a wife or a Babe and she did the same thing to me, Heaven knows I would be twitting Jesus for forgiveness.
When you finish smacking her, retweet your prayers or just inbox me for your forgiveness..
Then retweet 3 Hail Marys and our lords prayers whilst you are at it just for seriousness..
Go with the gods Okija!!}

@Okija rplies @Pope: Thank you father.. You are just too cool.. I will make sure my babe and kids also follow you on twitter.

Why are you asking for forgiveness yet? You can as well shelve the idea since you already know what you are about to do is wrong.

Beey: Whom does the Pope & the priests confess their sins to?

Fellow priests

[quote author=Theblessed][size=16pt]In fact this makes my blood boil!

When will Catholics get their heads together - learn and understand that no one can forgive 'sins' except "The Lord, JESUS CHRIST, THE ONLY SON OF GOD" Our Saviour and Redeemer.

Only Jesus can save and forgive sins!

He redeemed us with his precious blood thus, forgiving our sin - so where does Pope Francis come into this, to be able to forgive sins?

Catholics, please hear this now, you should wake up and smell the coffee - 'The Truth'

Only Jesus can Save,Redeems and forgives our multitudes of sins,no one else, gorit?

Stop distorting the truth of God by deceiving and deluding yourselves with false hope!

Pope Francis is a holy man of God - he is not not Jesus Christ rather, he is a servant of Jesus Christ and a servant can not forgive sins nor save the flock - get it and get it now!! [/size]

What's this one saying? Go and read John20:23 my friend.

Google63: [color=#990000][/color] Jesus is the Head of the church! (Ephesians 1vs22) read your bible

Matthew 16:18
King James Version (KJV)
18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

That’s where Jesus appointed Simon the earthly head of the Church. That’s where he appointed him the first pope. The succession of Popes can be traced from that time till the presnet day pope.

Iceslizer:


I thought the Pope was infallible

Romans 3:23
New International Version (NIV)
23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,

Afro-k:
Neva read it in d Bible dt our sins can be forgiven tru technology. Moreover if U sin against God, who is d Pope to forgive U ur sins against God... A mortal created by immortal God. Soon dey will change d Lord's Prayer to: Our pope who hath in Rome, Jorge Mario Bergoglio is thy name thy reign come. Thy will be done as the first Jesuit, the first pope from the Americas and d first from the Southern Hemisphere. Give us this Mb for our daily browse and forgive us our sins nd trespasses on twitter as we forgive those who tweets against us, lead us not into internet fraud but deliver us from hackers.... Finish d prayer. If U ar confuse about forgiveness, read dis bible verses: Micah 7:18-19; Hebrew 8:12; Acts 3:19; 1 John 1:9; Colossians 1:4 and many more...

None of your bible quitations above disproves John 20:23

John 20:23
King James Version (KJV)
23 Whose soever sins ye remit, they are remitted unto them; and whose soever sins ye retain, they are retained.

demelza: Bless me Father because I just acquired a new sugar Daddy!

Your sins are forgiven!! Remain with me and sin no more

Caracta: The first two children that posted on this thread need to be given toys. Pls donate accordingly.


@topic, what a wedding! I actually laughed at a point. Bobo Lagbaja, why na? You can't cover your face forever...show us something!
Congratulations. Handsome groom you've got there. Happy married life

Husband snatcher

Lordave: Ensure that you always switch off your camera flash light during the day op.

abeg, not only the flash sef, including that "clicking" noise. Abeg, how can I disable that camera clicking sound from my chinko bb?

nissparts: I hope they realize there's a fixed N750 monthly charge on prepaid meters whether you have light or not.

I think it's about N1000 monthly now.

Where does Anenih's wife fall in the whole equation? I thought she was from Edo state.

Freewilly: very sad indeed, but what is the mother in law of the President doing traveling by road. Se should be in a helicopter or private jet for crying out loud.

Mumu. So, helicopter or jets no dey crash or is that why they have refused to fix East-West road? Ask Azazi what happended to his helicopter.

Afam4eva:
What does it mean to honour Mary? is she the only one that worth honoring? It sure sounds like you're worhiping her though you say you honour her and the bolded statement just shows that you guys kinda see her as a God .

No, we see her as the "Mother of God"

Thank God she was rescued. It would have been too foolhardy of her to die because of a mere d*ck!