₦airaland Forum

JaaizTech: You are a liar. People like you have murdered many people with your orchestrated lies and hate. Where and when did Buhari say "He would make this country ungovernable" God pass una

Shut up smallie, maybe you were not born during the 2011 general elections.

sameer1212: hmmmm i blame myselffor cheeping so low to tlk to some one like u. i will neva reply u again..........

You re just a slowpoke. You will soon meet your Waterloo!

sameer1212: i now no ur prblm.......poverty....

Fool! I can comfortably feed your generation. Wretched pig

sameer1212: u fucking bastard if u no u r man enof, lets take dis fight to some were, any were u can tink off. n let me show u hw a son of a general react. i swear to god, if u like i can give u my adress here in abuja so dat we can c if u r man enof

If you are man enough drop your address and let's see how it goes. Foolish Aboki!

sameer1212: i am nt taking side of any one, i dont engage myself wit any type of fight, eda online or physicaly. because of my personality n famly. u dont no who i am, so pls dont push me too far. because i swear to god, i hv wat it take to get u were eva u r.

Sorry is your name. You are just a church rat. If you try abusing my personality again, I will use all possible means to track you and decimate your posterity. Try quoting me again and await the impending consequences and curses. Fool!

sameer1212: i pity ur life. u sucks..........

You blood sucker Boko Haram brother of Buhari. Idiots!

sameer1212: u r a fool for sayn dis nonsens..... go get a life

You re from a generation of fools. Go and check your history!

Imagine these Abokis trying to stage manage and falsify an incidence to prove the that Buhari is not the Boko Haram boss because 2015 election is around the corner. Buhari is a fool and we are tired of him. He should be reminded that his statement that he will make this government ungovernable is still fresh in our memory. Buhari should be the most foolish cattle rearer ever.

walcolm: no investment is 'absolutely' risk free...government securities in a jungle like Nigeria are even riskier and that's why foreigners bring in short term billions of $ to trade and get out at a moments notice

Hope you know first bank mm is a subsidiary of fbn holding plc and I know you don't have upto a billion $ that can give the bank any concern even if the economy collapsed.

Seun: No

Sorry you can't teach me my job.

Seun: Is it risk free?

Absolutely risk free. Just like normal term deposit.

Seun: What rates can you get from FBN, MM and KGIF at the moment, after deducting withholding tax?

You don't need to pay withholding tax. The rate is determined by daily changes in market index. The last time I checked, it was 11.78%. You can contact me if you have reasonable sum to fix.

seunwen2: May God help me

What's your course?

cutiedave: hmm.y do u tink so,many pple hav adviced me to go for mathematics in unilorin

Boy, go for mathematics in any university and forget everything about poly. Do this so that you will not regret in future.

Bootybuttchic: Yoll shld pls wish me happy birthday

Happy birthday! Have fun! Reply only if you are not on booty call already.

phayvoursky: Another fresh punny for the ogas at the top

Flash and blood has revealed this to you.

ATMC: Aw: water activity? rarely gets angry but e dey hot anytime I do...as in eh...how do I curb it biko?

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As: Genotype? Affable

Ok, let me comment as long as you have dragged me here:

AW: Phobia of visiting Sambisa forest anytime soon to exterminate all those Alimajiris.
AS: Inspired always by the Holy ghost to do all things through him that strengthens me.

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Where are the kidnappers? Can't they see its business opportunity?

ACM10: We are dealing with the problem of infertility here. But, before I label it infertility, I hope that you've had a regular, unprotected intercourse of atleast 3 different days in a week for one year. If this criteria is not met, then I can't label your condition infertility.

I must warn you to stop taking all the herbal concortions immediately. They might call it drugs or supplements. Just throw all of them into your waste bin.

If the result of your se.men analysis is to be believed, then you have a problem which need to be corrected. Candida infection in your wife cannot cause infertility.
Azoospermia is not the only information which may be of interest here.
I will be interested in sex hormone assay. These sex hormones include FSH, LH, and testosterone. I want to determine if you have a case of primary testicular failure.
I'm also interested in the breakdown of the se.men analysis. The following are normal parameters in se.men analysis:

Semen volume(atleast 1.5ml)
Spermatozoa count(atleast 20 million/ml)
Spe.rm motility(atleast 60%)
Morphology(60% normal forms)
WBC count in se.men(none)

There are some treatment options for you. But it depends on the cause of the infertility. The treatment is tailored to the cause. If some viable spe.rm cells can be salvaged from your eja.culate, then I suggest that you choose the option of In Vitro Fertilization(IVF). IVF is expensive, a session of IVF costs about N700K. The chances of conceiving in any session is 30%. If it fails, then you may have to repeat the session by paying another N700K. There are many IVF specialist in Nigeria, but I will recommend Prof. Onah for you. He is presently the HOD of Obstetrics and Gynaecologist in UNTH, Enugu and runs a successful private fertility clinic. You can come over to Enugu with your wife to meet him for him to plan and tailor your line of management based on the need of both of you.

All the best.

please what's the name of Prof. Onah private hospital in Enugu? ?

It seems to be the same everywhere. Anyone with the contact of Onitsha business unit manager should contact me. My billing is getting higher by the day.

Happy birthday Francis Tony. it's well with you.

That road is nightmare. I was twice on that road last month and the experience was terrible.

FrancisTony: Wow! Finally, I got you to comment on this thread. Hoping ATMC would come back. You've been AWOL on here but I saw your 'comment' on a front page thread(culture section) yesterday.

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I am all good. How about you?

All is well. Just that am busy with my work. Thanks for your concern. ATMC has been all around, just that she has been a spectator like me.

FrancisTony: Sunbellar

How has it been?

chidyhels: He who blows the piper dictates the tune~ngwa explainuo nke gi.

Inwetere ya. kuoro onwe gi aka!

chidyhels: where is your own igbo quotes

Onye ji ji ka ewu na eso. @ Chidyhels, kindly explain!

chidyhels: soso amu quote u know.

He wants to corrupt you. leave the young guy

Decibel: O dili AMU mma okpodo isi n'ala? *Ikwokirikwo*

Stop corrupting Chidyhels. Bad boy

advocate666: Onwero ihe emere ikpu ka ohapu isi isi.

Happy now?

Bad guy.

Decibel: O na-abu AMU kelibe odi ka oga agbawa IKPU. abeg weti e mean aroba?

Baddest guy.

Very hilarious and rib cracking stories.