Helpee, abeg were i go get that ur black condom?

Ebonyj:

My people you all keep calling me Ebonyi, I no be Calabar girl o, itis EBONYJ-Ebonyj. The J is for J, my first name.

shut up!, no be u just escape from Ebonyi?

On the Phone^{Hello George Bush, this is your formal oga Sunej from Nigeria. I have found Osama, he's in www.nairaland.com. Just search for Loffers, that's Osama Bin Laden. Abeg pay my money to my account before coming o!, that's my boi! Ofia}

Am very happy for u SAMMY, I trust u and know u can do it better. All the best, do not forget to jist me when u return!

the guy like it, dirty mind!

infobaba:

Oh lord, why did u allow dumb people to breath? leting them waste useful oxygen y y y

Haba pity the guy na!, maybe him sneak to the computer room of the psychiatric hospital were him de!

ogorluv:

Otapiapia? E dey work? na wetin u use cure yaself?

Try am, u'll be here to testify!

ben~jay:

I thought i was drunk drunk one here. ,. . . . Man anything i say now, make ona no take am serious bcops i am reallly bleeped up.

I don drink . . . .

Kai!, I taught u said u were a Pastor? What relationship has Pastor with ogogoro?

As a OLOPA, what do u expect?

dreday:

it means wooden kini

oh!, u mean ur wooden third leg!
Sorry o!, I think my Grannie will need it for firewood!

goodnight!

mykali, did u originate from the APES? 20k means 20bar, 20tons. Iti boribo

ur e-mails are in trouble, beware, them fit mail u bomb!

make i no talk cos me i be Virgin

tcheadie:

guyman  you be archeologist? why you go dig up this kind  old fossil.

You know how to read but you do not understand! I suggest u return to Pri. 3. Read the first lines Olodo rakpata, iti boribo, iti npachakwu!

studio43:

yes like you

I concur! ^{what's the meaning?}

Ok, we are dumb, but u guys and girls are deaf. Together we make deaf and dumb!

ur thread is smelly!

~bastrine abi na latrine, is it only sex u think of all the time

beemex:

To Prove that i am a Nigerian?

ANSWER: ''HOW MUCH You GO PAY?''

You are indeed a Nigeri ;Dan. Ole!

The guy no sabi gbatim gbatim speak well. But Bros, abeg remove that sign-board on ur sig!

the poster is too blind to bring health issues to clowns room! he got what he deserve.

I still insist on the Conc HCL or H2SO4. It's better, it'll wipe the mouth!.

Ben wetin i do u na!, See eh! Abacha siren still de, the guy de give orders from H (^ll)

infobaba:

@ sunej

Hope your not a COP

Nope, am not a COP, am an OLOPA. So wetin u use the 20k do?, Oya send am to my account or i send u handcuffs to arrest urself and drag ya self to our station.

Na Abacha siren go come

who tell u? Conc HCL or H2SO4 is more effective!

when u saw d 20k, what did u do?

dreday:

@  post
damn hilarious

Bros,u don find sandwich reach ere again.Abby must hear this.

why u de follow me na? this one na with different recipe!

folahann:

Don't click?

so, what are u doing here?

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kai e no fit can be my babe that oyibo de shag like that!

Nella:

hehhehe

Hey! Nela, howz Portugal?
Do u know how to make sandwich?