dreday:

Are you saying u're interested i making a sandwich with him too?

why won't she? She knows I can make sandwich better than anyone else

pele, Check Ben's bedroom, i had a woman screaming for more from there!

Abeg na who go declare beer so we'll celebrate our Gold Medal

GTB is da bomb!, 24hrs transfer!

send me resharge card and I'll call u if am a girl

well, therez truth there. Guys with less cash feel that the babe can leave them anytime for the richer dude.

when she receives secret calls
no longer allow u to go through her phone
deletes messages very fast
gives excuses for being late, away or not with you!

First, try and find out why the 3 chics dumped u and try to fix it!

ojubi:

@ SONNEJ, u said u work in a cybal cafe, and that u are 21, and after 4 months your live changed drasticaly and u are driving an air conditional car. i believe u also leave in a duplex, with servants, could u please tell us the oil company that perform this magic for u?.

why don't people just stay in the topic and mind their business?

dreday:

Technically, you were dead to the world

yea, u are right! Those minutes were just blank, no memory or wateva.

yea, it's 3:00 am and i wanna go sleep. too many egovin is making me feel drunk!

u know serious, it's been in existence for few years now, well it's less painful and more expensive, no pulling of thread or stich pain. By next week, I should be speeding 150km/h again!

Bros no be my fault, d babe de die for me no be small ^{Abeg don't let her know I told u, or}

I was, I wouldn't call that dead cos it was blank, except those sounds and lights when i was waking up, God it was deafening!

if u press 0 and speak directly to God, I guess all phone company will charge special fees for zero alone

dreday:

Somebody,anybody help!!!!!!!!!!!!
sunej and abby have stolen this thread and are shamelessly flirting

why are u jealous?

dreday:

Nooo,I meant battle as in war as in mortal kombat as in duel till the end although we fit use bottle sha but i no go 'shook' u as you still have some healing stitches.

Now, that is funny . No stiches, they used modern method ^{wetin be the name sef? like plaster}

wow this will make a great testimony in children class!

Ooops, pardon me, i just like the teeth!

Abbygyal:

dnt be d judge just let it flow

Yea, I can't wait to get the party started ^{calling a friend for xtra tips}

Abbygyal:

ayt no probs but dere is no second chance!

sure, you'll be the one begging for a second chance!

No worry, we'll not miss u if u take a break!

Abbygyal:

ki lo de to fi soo be?

^{if good} Amen! _{If bad}Back to sender. Girl u didn't tell me u could speak in tongues

maybe the fun of making it!

Abbygyal:

lol nice one

this ur teeth fit cut high tension cable o!

Abbygyal:

uhmm,

well, u may have a point cos am still "innocent", but am sure I can make great sandwich

dreday:


Nice 2 have u back among the living

did I say I was dead?

kai! see kettle no wan dirty pot

Abbygyal:

@sunej
lol

oh! girl i still de wonda o!

sure, if u get to know me, am sure u'll fall. ^{we're not gonna spill mayonnaise cos am gonna put it all inside}

were u trying to say 2 bottles?

Abby, maybe we can make sandwich 2gether!