20wetin?

What is the price?

That is living without oxygen

If Aki and Paw paw could get married, there is hope for this one o!

Instead of pitying this man, am just rolling with laughter. Curses from all those people he must have cheated, extorted, harrased and intimidated don catch up woth am. I hate police Job with passion, I wonder if any police man will ever go to heaven,  

Why are we Nigerians quick to slander people's business

oh my God

Beware of these individuals advertising incredible rates. There are many registered and trusted merchants in the country. Why should you pay to personal savings accounts if he is a merchant?

Please I need where I can buy Original Toyota engine parts. I need MAF Sensor and Oxygen Sensor for a 2009 Toyota Corolla S.
American Spec.

Sorry to hear that, will miss him and his humor,

It was a gory site yesterday at the Zariagi end of the Abuja/Okene highway when the residents woke up to behold crushed bodies of over 50 robbery victims. The victims were said to be passengers of an Abuja-bound luxury bus, marked XI 300 ABC, belonging to a popular transport company.

They were said to have been waylaid by robbers, who ordered them to lie face down on the highway before they were dispossessed of their belongings.

An unsuspecting truck was said to have run over the victims and later escaped the scene of the accident.
A similar incident occurred precisely two years ago when a trailer lorry crushed 40 armed robbery victims along Sagamu/Benin highway.

The incident, which occurred along Odogbolu-Ijebu axis of the Benin Expressway also left several other passengers severely injured.

Kogi State Sector Commandant of the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC), Mr. Sunday Maku, confirmed yesterday’s tragedy. He said that his men were alerted to the scene by residents of the area.
An eye witness said that the luxury bus was coming from Lagos and headed towards Abuja when it ran into the robbers along Zariagi end of the Abuja-Okene highway.

The bandits were said to have barricaded part of the highway with a vehicle while their colleagues laid in ambush for oncoming vehicles at the other side of the road.
As the ill-fated vehicle ran into the robbers, the eye-witness stated that the hoodlums ordered all the over 50 occupants out of the bus and forced them to lie face down on the road.

The robbers later had a field-day dispossessing them of their money and other valuables.
It was, however, gathered that another luxury bus coming from Lagos, in company with another truck, was said to have run into the operation and in the process, crushed the passengers, killing them on the spot.

Maku disclosed that the mangled remains of the passengers littered the road as other vehicles ran over them. Bones, brains and other parts of the bodies were scattered on the highway.
He described the accident as so fatal that his men could only retrieve 14 bodies, consisting 10 male adults, three female adults and a baby. The driver of the bus and a soldier were, however, said to be the only survivors of the accident.

Maku urged members of the public to stop travelling at night, saying ‘night journeys are always deadly’.
Meanwhile, the bodies have been deposited at the morgue of the Federal Medical Centre, Lokoja, while the luxury bus had been impounded by the Police for investigation.

source: http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/aug/03/national-03-08-2011-01.html

I dreamt of you, now u are gone. R.I.P achiever, My greatest joy is that you did not live an ordinary life, you touched souls!

Just be yourself. If you pay attention to what people say, you'll never make it in life,

The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, you will make it to a place called Success

:-x

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Hamid O:

Letter From Akala to all University of Ibadan Students,

Cell 419,
Agodi Prisons,
Ibadan,
Oyo State.
All U.I Students,
U.I,
Ibadan,
Oyo State.

LETTER OF ANNOYANCE TO YOU
I, Otunba (Dr) Adebayo Alao-Akala, remember i am still your governor ooo. I write this letter with great loss in my heart that after i gave you all Plasma TV's, UPS, DSTV decoders and dishes in your hall of residence and generators in your faculties and even put TV in spices for you still treated me bad in yesterday's gubernatorial elections. My opponents most especially that Ajimobi small glasses boy, though cuter than me because he doesn't know how to use bleach won your votes. What did i not do for you? I even wore gold chains to look hippy like your hip hop stars and even on my feet. I still bribed you to vote for me and gave out "oyato soaps", "oyato souvenirs", don't you know it is money i used for all these even if i stole small of your money. Because you want ibadan to look like lagos abi, U'll see ooo, Infact i av vex, i cannot keep on typing correct english. Una dey madt sef. If e sure 4 unna, 4get curfew ooo, Com outside your silly skul gate. I av been a police man, I still have my shooting skills. E ti ya were paa, Ise rere o ni duro se. E o ni wotan, Emi naa omo gbetto ni mi, Mitori baba adedibu ti ku abi, Wo, mscheeew, I'll deal with u. I'm coming to collect my things i gav u 2moro, 2moro, If u try do rubbish, Unna don finish your school 4 dis land,
Yours Annoyingly
Broda Bayo

Please I want to validate phone numbers so my script can send sms. The numbers are in local format like 08032537302 but I want to format them to international format 2348032537302.
Please help!

Am using PHP

Bashorun Randle's last reaction shows he's not man enough to handle challenges and pressures, Wisdom is indeed not by age.

Am so amazed how Fashola knows details upon his busy schedules, doubt if any PDP Governor can challenge him, Fashola Jooor!

Bashorun Randle's last reaction shows he's not man enough to handle challenges and pressures, Wisdom is indeed not by age.

Am so amazed how Fashola knows details upon his busy schedules, doubt if any PDP Governor can challenge him, Fashola Jooor!

Am happy with these, I look forward to Dubai in Nigeria and to owning an estate there.