Trial will convict u, send ur sister come!

dreday:

No be prosthetic dey dia?

^{Searches wazobia dictionary} what does that mean?

dreday:

ABBY,where are u?
sunej don destroy your reputation for N'land

why u de shout na! Abeg come Zamfara make we cut ur tongue!

sister MARY

loffers:

that serves u right,
u carry matha put 4 house u go dey look yarinya again ,
infact, nah your head den suppose cut not even your finger, i think i ave 2 appeal against dt judgement

loffers, I taught we used u in the morning to drink tea?

lysaa:

haha I go for all plus to bring back my boys with pride

which medal did they win, Firewood?

someone told me that was seun girl friend!

dreday:

Pastor indeed!!!
Little wonder they cut your kini in Zamfara for the off-topic thread

Big lie, ask all those women that testify with shildren in my church, they'll tell u it's intact!

Make aby catch u, wetin we de use do sandwich u de refer to like that?

happy

If u think this is old, leave it for the newbies!

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.


The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.


But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"


The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the
convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.


On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."


Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss
a great opportunity

smile

am raising my fork!, them cut my hand for zamfara say i look yarinya!

that's me

insult with style

Them no tell u say I be Pastor, am the Bishop of "Sunej women ministry". Heaven is my home!

Dr Smile

I taught CBASE is a short name for Condom Base?

loffers:

hi,
fishes 4 everyone

Are u a fisherman?

tufe:

him never finish ituen at all. ituen dey off shore now, as soon as him return, him go get that guy time

e be like say Ituen don join Militants o!

studio43:




mehn that guy don kolo die

this one pass kolo, na d remix

REPAIRMAN:

Nice one d man must b a guru movin arnd wit condom

what are u saying?, this one no be ordinary Gold Circle o!, black condom fa!

them teash me for primary 4

cool

very old joke, bros u been de coma since 1996?

cbase:

Jst chose wht your little brain would understand,  ,

Why i go get thread 2 my credit,
1. I don't buy on credit, I pay, u can ask Gab, weda i don buy her Groundnuts on credit, ask Tufe weda e don sell weed give me before on credit, ask TYty weda i don do before without payin', ask Jeovy, weda e & and e boys (Oye & myk )don ever come carry my garbage & wash my dishes without me payin em very well, u can even ask ibk weda i don chop n drink before 4 e beer parlour, on credit, chioya is my witness, You WEY dey talk, I don ever buy Newspaper for your stand before on credit?
&
2. Why i Go even get thread?, I be Tailor?

Now, am laughing my clean azz out!

which cry, why d guy go associate my name with hell ^{Calls for a cutlass, heads to spenchuks house}

una wicked o!, them say post pictures but not even a single ficture here.

Oya make una start to de start una self upload, those of u wey wow like BEN, no boda snap cos e fit spoil ya simcard!

my brother help me see o!

spenchuks:

even nairaland get corner for hell fire.
if u doubt me, ask helpee and sunej

Bros wetin i do u, them tell u say i don go hell b4? , no worry, I go soon dig ur file!

folly69:

the 1 that maks u stable whenever u ar goin gaga

U mean ogogoro (kaikai)?