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chioya:
eya,i get enough choice i go like come kenya

u wan go Kenya so Obama fit marry u, ur plan don fail, na my sister him de marry!

nbf

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=162711.msg2710687#msg2710687 date=1219774566]LOL your brain been pause or princesa don flash you red card ?[/quote]red too mush, na yellow card!

the guy no get time think stupid, many oyibo de for him to yahoooo!

cbase:
chai! so Folh dey 10 years old?

NAAA! na ur brain dey 10yrs old back-dated. Abeg go night browsing upgrade am!

studio43:
see them,
corrupt undergraduates

Prof Isi agbo ncha no mind them!, haha, how was ur POST-UME?

abeg, livi me make i talked true, it is no be Argentina be sampion?

if una know how Close-up and Listerine de beg me make I advertise for them ah!, una go know the kind mouth i get! ebeano

dreday:
Forgive the guy.He had a surgery,must be suffering frm post-surgical delusions

Shineke e!, o boy hear grammatical gramatete. Abeg who get DICK-_tionary?

No, he's trying to justify his sins

Jeovy:
In your dreams brother

I don't drink in the afternoon

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=162711.msg2709807#msg2709807 date=1219761467]**strolls in, rosary in hand clutching a very big bible**

~sunej Despite all this my gadgets, u open eye call a man of God thief ?? [/quote]Na u talk am oh! House abeg, any body hear me call this thief thief?

The ATM always write to me "Be patient Sir, account too heavy"

Jeovy:
chei,see enemies

I only want deliverance for the guy!

it's a goal!!!!!!!!!!! Argentines are the yampion

Buy her Conc. HCL or H2SO4, she should rinse her mouth with it. I promise u, there'll be no mouth to smell again!

who go allow them go heaven, u wan make them scam angels?

I hate police and Nepa. I love NBF

9jafirst:
una sure say no b thief they give this tip so him work go easy because him no say una be MUMU

Na BEN~JAY give us the tip o!

Treat ya sef at Abasifo Special Women hospital.

I dedicate that woman to Oga Seun

spenchuks:
@ abygyal
don't mind sunej he can only make sandwiches with mouth.
action speaks louder than word. . . . u get my point

Bros why u wan add sand for my garri?, no worry, she'll testify

which of them

Ituen my friend welcome o!, I de ur side. It was my grandmother that prayed for your release. Come thank her with a holy kiss

Abbygyal:
i ve never made sandwiches with you! so why jump into conclusions? . . .

yea u are right, test of a pudding is in the eating, till we make it, u'll see am the best chef around!

all said

[quote author=ben~jay link=topic=163634.msg2706397#msg2706397 date=1219695359]~Sunej Make we meet for princesa beer parlour jare . .[/quote]naaaaaaaaaaaaah!, that's tooo local for me. What will my political and international business associates say when they see me there?, I can offer champaign by swimming pool in one of my guest mansions! na today?

I taught this joke was buried long time again, why u go dig dead bodi commot

ogorluv:
My brotha.WORK is really killing me, so I am now on a nightly dose of BEER, 6 bottles per night, but it seems to hav some serious side effects, my head aches and my mouth tastes funny in the morning, besides, I learnt that the medicine can be addictive, abeg advice me should I continue with treatment?

I think Otapiapia will do a better Job!

ogorluv:
what if your pin happens to be the same which ever direction u put it, like 4664 or 7777?

Bros, u make me wonder again, ur own liquid pass pap!

spenchuks:
its true. i got d same mail from a friend. here in naija

I know u believed that!