dreday:

In that case,I better not respond to the thread.
Sh.t,I've been set-up.I just responded without knowing it.
Abi na your mess arrange the jazz?

I guess too many beers

dreday:

You think common sense is common?

now I know

I can't believe this rhyme has died down!

akinsadeez:

welcome back bro.hope it wasnt too painful.

well not too painful, but the painful thing is that it'll take 2 weeks before i do what i love doing rough -Driving and 1 month before I can swim again. I just sit at home drinking egovin and being pampered!

lysaa:

some thread!

una don tire to kill with words na mess be una next plan. .tufia! mission-impossible. . that valve is securely-closed. Amen.

2 late for ya, u beta sign out because the mess it's about to blow and it'll travel at the speed of 3000km/h to all nairalanders who ever responded to this thread!

lysaa:

funny enough, some of u read and say its funny, some read and say kraze and all stuff but how do u read? I don't even get. .is it read from back to front or up to down to see its humour?

Are u alright?

Kai! i can't believe some people still don't get the jist, kai!, na wao! people carry coconut with pap inside de waka call am head!

u no fit sow cashew shop mango! scammers also get scammed!

Make una no worry, my mess is CFC free, so ozone layer is safe. U can call it green mess

Jeovy:

the guy refused to die,good

I was offered admission into heaven but I told them it was not yet time, there are people like u i still need to save

Nice one, I love it!

Hey! Liars ^sorrylawyers own don finish, e beta make lawyers de get HIV so them go know when dem go die repent! I fit need them in heaven

oh! boy, GSM don spoil plenty things o!

I want that kind of sandwich

U ofcourse, that one pass virus, na winchi!

now the wife is gonna kiss him

Now u make me shy, I need a girl to rest my head on her shoulder and shy away!

ogorluv:

^{*wakes up drenched with water, Standing by his bed is SAM with a guilty look on his face and an empty bucket in his hands*}
Wetin I do u now, why u pour me water, I was having this nice dream about me, some AK47s and. . . . . .

na obituary be that~

This guy need medical attention, na so e de start o!

correct, I trust naija.

Do black condoms exist

mykali:

[color=#000099]parental advisory: explicit content.[/color]   . . . .i'm raw, i make u want to have an orgasm and climax till your d!ck bleeds, and u don't have to worry about no cunt no more.

   u 4k whorz 4 4n, but they h8 u because your d!ck is -10''.

my d!ck juice is sweet like shugar, your pussy so hungry for it, u're addicted .


_{*runs to the nearest mens room and washes mouth with holy water and macleans*}

Am sure there are many whores in hell who'll need your shugar juice the more. Just look for rope, tire it to fan and do the thing!

LASIEFAIRE:

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kai! I love Sam Milla for his originality and Ituen for his ^{I don 4get}

i get this joke on my messenger everyday, it's beginnign to bore me

That can never work in NIgeria. B4 Naija police look for fuel to put inside van, then run half way and remember them 4get gun, go back go carry am, then manage come scene, the thief would have finished spending the money and looking for another victim elsewhere.
For naija, there is no emergency system!

it's a clever one!

na aids be that!

u can drink it or use it for that other one, u know na

kai! Iraq na abroad na, wey all those guys wey de struggle for visa, get am free to Iraq

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