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I want a repetition of Atlanta 96.

I guess they'll be the ones left.

oH! My GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD this is hilarious. It made me laugh despite my pains,

Oh! men, this is hilarious . Girl, will u marry my Grand Pa? He's lonely and need someone like u to keep him laffing

Am sorry baby, am sure it's not gonna smell like that of your boy friend because I've been only on drip and only took pap today!

Am back and getting better. it was scary i must confess but i wonder why everybody is begging me to fart

I once posted that i was going for a surgery. Thank God I survived it and am getting better. What amazes me is how every body including the doctor is begging me to mess (fart). The mess sef no gree comot

studio43:
sorry to hear that, only if u are been serious bout it

How do u expect me to joke with such? I have shut some of my sites down as break for that cause. check www.sunej.com and see for yourself.

Appendicitis!

I decided to post this here because this is where am most active.

It's kinda scary but am trying to be tough. In few hours from now, I'll be operated on. Well, I wouldn't say am not scared but, I'll see u all after the surgery. I hope you keep the forum going and the threads clean.


What do you all wish me?

@tufe and infobaba

I never knew u are such a crap to have posted more than twice in a topic that u see as crap through ur crappy crapped eye

equlibrium:
@iteun
u dey on top water since??
na militant, JTF or mammy water u b??

No, he's a fisherman. They just sack am for Oshodi Bus Stop as conductor, now he's into fishing

infobaba:
kolo !

confession don start!

I love that apple, that one will be Good for BEN

Good Riddle, guess too simple to guesss. There is no coconut on top banana tree.

Ujujoan:
I’m getting tired of people talking about girls going after guys and their money. Really it goes both ways. We all know that rich guys don’t like having girl around them except they are drop-dead gorgeous. So tell me, as a clean fine girl, why should I settle for a not so rich guy, when the big-guns are after me. Besides everybody should look for their class. If you no reach the babe level, find another person joo.

You have your point, but don't think money is everything!

Well, I just wanna have her as normal friend, my girl makes me happy.

Am sure it was Equilibrium that did it because as his neighbor, am yet to see his parents for the past 3 days now.

showbobo:
Yes ooo ^{big craze} _{major craze}

I think Faze has the remedy

After too many tori, the babe never travel, Am happy with her and am faithful.

It's been long, but the relationship is still a crazy one.

Right now, am trying hard to forget her, we speak on phone once in a while and ofcourse, she does the calling. She keeps asking why am trying to 4get her. I think am almost getting her behind me, so help me GOD.

try catch me or I whip u again. I train u to run wella!

Nella:
haha! lol, no need 4 prayers, I just pity d poor guy naa, do u know who broke his heart before he come Nairaland come dey wail?? lmao

I 4 say. That means na only me una still de eye Fine boi no easy. check my profile pic

Simple Home Remedies

1.) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

2.) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough.

3.) Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4.) Gentlemen can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about leaving the toilet seat up by simply using the sink.

5.) For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

6.) Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.

Am september 26 same as my Girl Friend!