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Crap.

Autotune fail.
Beat is non-existent. And doesnt even flow with the singing.
Oh yeah, no rhyming oo, and total singing off beat.
Hope u no pay masterkraft for dis waste of mixer.

NwaAmaikpe:


He is lucky..

American jails are like Sheraton hotel and suites

But his buttth0le will be remodelled bythose animals. I pity him for dat only

connectpoint:
Oh you both alter got back.. Nice... amazing to hear this.. she's your first woman ? and only.. this sounds cool

Only.... hmmmm kinda. Had one quick "hold body" side runs tho durin dat tym of d fyt but electroplated platinum cant be compared to real diamond walahi

But she IS and WILL BE my one and only, eventho dis thing called marriage is a suicide mission

connectpoint:
Sorry o.. i apologise for toying with your... I wish you 100% recovery

Recovery? Bro my heart no break na. We dey togeda foreva. My 1st and only

connectpoint:
E be like saw u smoke Kwale igbo com drink Vino tinto when yu finish shey

Nope. Its my true life story bro. I dnt do dat lie shiit

vicfuntop:
Common, I don't have low self esteem. I said that because the guy said I look like Mrs Ojo, his admin officer and I believe she should be in her 40s or 50s. That's why I said that.

But fyn geh, y u sef go use pix wey make u look lyk Mrs oke na

testimony1089:
My 1 nd only heart break was funny and very painful one. I used to feel like no good girl will ever leave me cos i blivd there ws no gud reason not knowing I was in for a long thing. Things were perfect btw us bt God used her to proved dat notin on earth is perfect. I used to bliv notin will break my hrt bt she did and i cried like a baby which my bro was lik: big bro ar u really crying because of a gal nd I replied, I'm nt crying but he said: with these river benue and river niger on ur face dat turn ur chin to their own Lokoja!!!! Just like magic I started lafin and dat was how i stopd crying bt nt d pain. If u know u ar too big for heart break, pls dont love oh!!!

Hahahahaha. I feel ur pain. I'm too big for a heartbreak really and i dont cry, my heart na stone. but wen it was my turn to be in that situation eh, i wrote epistle evry nyt to my love. She go read throway face. Na lyk say na limbo i dey, my one and only love, the love is indescribable (even till today). I went tru my days empty, food turn nothing, i dint feel a thing again, only her "yes we're good" i wanted but she don bar me totally. Even her family sef no put mouth dem jus dey look us because no be today we dey fyt, our fyt na evrytym but we dey settle am, little did dey know dis one pass grade 1. Finally sha i press our mumu button which i dint wanto use but only as a last resort but even at that it took her over 1month to even shout at me "what do u want from me" on fone.
Bro, i had to run to south-south from south-west to show say i serious oo based on d conditions she laid down. She came to the pack to pick me, saw me n was all smiles and i was lyk "nigga, u don suffer, ontop woman?" but d angel in me told d devil "shutup dia, infact gerrarahiamen shiiit, dis arena is not for u to scatter, dats his wife! His foreva half!

RGem:
I type this with so much heaviness in my heart. So, i started dating this wonderful guy and we were both perfect together. Ours was a definition of a perfect relationship.
All was going on well between us till his dad said he can never allow him marry someone from my town because of something that happened in the past. We are both from the same state.
He tried his best to convince and plead with him but he insisted. Even people pleaded on our behalf. We had to end it.
Am depressed is an understatement.Finding it very difficult to move on.

Firstly i feel ur pain. It can be very painful.
But on d other hand, i perfectly understand the man. You dont know what he's endured in the past and couldnt heal. me too i have compiled my own list of donts for my future kids, any one that tries to marry from that family/area no go get my blessing #simple

YelloweWest:
How would u feel if your gf ask u to choose between her and your friends? It makes no sense.

Bros it makes sense wen u've been seeing some unusual stuffs

luminouz:
Sure....but he did his own in 4 months!!!!

4months is not too small na, dats at least 6times a week. Its achievable, especially for the very active and 'married off campus' relatnships

luminouz:

U kept count? 108 fvcking times? Approx. 7times a week? Once a day
Are u sure u still have some vitamins left in DAT ur body so??

For guys dat r very active, dey'd achieve dat number in a year!

YelloweWest:
U should have never ask to chose between her friend and u

Why cant he ask? Its called action and security. When u get land na to clear and fence am from intrusion. If d friend is gettin more time dan me it means there's somtin there am not givin her. Its either she tells me so we can make it beta or wen i ask her she gives a better response than "i'll go for my friend" it means i can neva giv her d kinda satisfactn she gets wen she's in d company of dat girl.
Bro, wetin i go do na to try chop lyk 1-10 meals, clean mouth and push her to d friend. Arrivederci!

jakandeola:
iv realise what a fool I was to give my heart to an animal. only a foolish man will ever belief in ttue love. The girl I thought is mine betray me last year. we hv been together for 2yrs, yet I neva touch her cos I was saving her for myself. we have been having issues. 3months b4 we brake up we quarrell because of money issue and we kept malice for 3 weeks until we settled. den her elder sister got married, and she told me she needed money for suveniar to share. she know I have money I want to invest, yet I gave her good 40000 naira. after the wedding she suddenly changed don't pick my calls or like my pix anymore. when I confronted her she said shes no longer interested that im not man enough for her and cant provide for her. this is a girl I wished to marry I never knew she is a cheap thing that goes sleeping around. In time karma will catch her. I will never in my life trust any woman again. now I believe love is wicked. I feel so sad.

Shior.
Sorry to say o but na u be d mugu here. Saving her for yourself, she be money wey u fit pack go bank?! Even bank go help u spend ur money 1st b4 dem return am wen u ask
She saw ur mugulization as an avenue to earn more and she did. When ur eyes opened she see say maga don cast, na to move to d next one.

luminouz:
Like ur my new friend on NL!!!!!!
Don't get it twisted sis!!!

queenbetsy:
why not more than a sis?

luminouz:
Lmaooooo!!!
How about.....don't get it twisted babe/cutie?

queenbetsy:
I said more than a sis... I'll prefer 'big sis'

Jesuuuuuuuuuuus is Lord!!!!

luminouz:
Lmaooooo!!!
Bro its like u n me are twins on this one o....
One of my exes said d same exact shiit n came back saying ' if a girl says no to u...she most times doesn't mean it..its ur job as a man to convince her'.... I just said weyrey dey affect ur weyrey o....I am God to know u dey joke abi? Oya comot here hia.....iberibe OMO!!!

seguno2:
As long as Omisore is not presented it should be less difficult.

lankypinky:
MC Oluomo or whatever he calls himself....jzt get luck say Nigeria Army van no do patrol along day road.....na gutter him 4 dy swim

Dream on shogbor. Dem go wait make d guy crowd move finish b4 dem go jejely.

Gbagbe oshi, with these guys? soldier wey overdo na civilian one time!

deebsman1:
In Fuji musicians voice "No king for oshodi, it's only oluomo they have.... MC, MC Musliu MC "

Ko s'Oba l'Oshodi oo, Oluomo lowa nibe jibola, Omo Akisanya baba ibeji osheun!

Papiikush:
Seven!

Seven, seven, seven is a number Oluwasina.

[b]Alhaji sé gbo oh [/b]

@bolded, it is adashi je won oh, adashi je won oh.
He's referring to a card game, d guy with a seven combo wins it. Very common in our hood back then #agbowo orita ui

Ken4Christ:
This is the result of failed parenting.

Nope! Whoever took those pictures told the kids what to do, the kids were simply following orders. Blame the op and his partners in crime

Do we have a president? No. Therefore all manner of atrocities will continue.

Individuals, parastatals, ministries and everyone else will keep doing things without fear of anything and anyone until a true president emerges or resurfaces. Thank you.

The british govt has come to warn him and his cohorts that their democratic coup will not be tolerated by the British govt and the west #iThink

NwaAmaikpe:


I didn't copy and paste it.... Sadly, the reality is still the same.

Where's the reality? Let me tell you the reality: you can take a horse to d river but u cant force it to drink.
Also, you can marry a wife for a man but u cant help him to do d tin...
Everybody is responsible for themselvess

Statsocial:
Why is a child standing guard for him

Guard? i laff in esan mhen! U no go wait if you see Oba's security/warriors. These kids run errands and bear the oba's sword- the world famous 'ada'- everywhere the Oba is or goes.

DJInfluence:
To my Benin brothers/sisters in the house, could you please tell me if these set of people (don´t want to call them servant since i do not know the correct name for them) get any form of formal education? Abi they spend all their lives serving the king? And can one resign from such post?

My curiosity sometimes ....... i know ... but would like to know.

They are freeborns, not slaves, that is their own role in the kingdom: answer the oba's immediate calls. They live like other people, school marry etc etc, na family tradition

NwaAmaikpe:


Oba Ewuare II...

The Ambassador turned oba who does not know what it means to be Oba of Benin.
If he is not teeing off a Golf Tournament,
He will be in the government house hussling contracts under the guise of discussing the GeleGele seaport.

Next thing left is for him to visit a beer parlour.

Well, the Binis will be forever grateful to him, during his time as Ambassador of Italy, almost all viable young woman was granted a free passage.
He really empowered his constituency when he was amabassador to Italy.


Such a monarchial disgrace.

You are neveer tired u dis guy. You just copied and pasted same $hiit u typed during the oba's coronation.
Leave the Oba and face ur valuable life na bross

Jostico:
I saw him which is OK. but my attention goes to those servants, if you watch properly, they embed a ring or whatever around their foot .they will remain servant from now until end of time. thank God for my life. my redeemer lives

No sir, its just for tradition sake. They dont serve forever. He'll leave and another will take his post.
Let me educate you, every true Bini family has a role it performs for the king traditionally. This boy's family's duty is to aid d king in immediate menial duties, therefore it warrants their presence beside d king at all times. The family/clan has elders who know all the children in the family and choose which boys go to d palace and for what period. The oba is notified and he gives consent. That ring on their feet is a symbol of their role, not a form of slavery.

Rikidony:
so sad, the federal government should intervene now, before things get out of hand.

we can actually take back bakassi in a week. although the international community will intervene.

myndd 44 lalasticlala

Se d one dats plotting to overthrow itself? Dey dont c us bro, only d elites

seunny4lif:
Nigeria president how far ?

Only person that can try this at the age of 60 is
Mother Russia Man
Putin

Putin na the boss anyday anytime... the Stalin of our time!

Babygal4eva:
lol after wetin happen that guy at Ebute/Police Post, i no dey leave house without ID again o. Passport ati Voters card ati company ID mahn even university wey I don leave ID dey my wallet. The Lord is our strength nowadays.

abeg jist me dat one as e take happen, i no dey hood and i neva still return. Badoo dey fear me too o, mo ya ni mhen!

NwaNimo1:
Only now.........?

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Yes he's kinda hamstrung as per the police thing. But which Naija leader will sit and allow Nigerians take his shine? Ikorodu pple are winning the badoo war single-handedly- eventho its savage tactics but its working, 2 burnt in my area in 1day- and the govt will now say they want to clear it after the citizens took the matter into their own hands with quick n good results.
The obas and influential ikorodu residents are the sponsors of these badoo people, they all know themselves, and the police is aiding them by folding their arms and watching the slaughter of innocent families right in their homes. KUDOS TO THE IKORODU PEOPLE, KINDLY CONTINUE BURNING THEM, IF THE LAW CANNOT ENACT THE LAW THE PEOPLE WILL MAKE NEW LAWS!

Caveat: As long as its the right people they're burning ooo

SmartchoicesNG:
Don't join schizophrenics.

Ontop say i say cia n krelin? Swerve jere ogbeni