₦airaland Forum

VickyRotex:
So love is now quantifiable? Omashe ooo!!!

If you have to quantify or rate it, it's not love. Shikena!!!

Gbam! I duff my hat. I do tell myself, d day i can quantify why i love my wife den there's a comma already... we're heading for d rocks!

tunde82seidat:
The only comment that got me.Now I think the question should b directed to married couples.

Is there anything like unmarried couples?!

oloyolo:
70%? and he is everything you want

Bros i tire oo

Divay22:
Lol...
Next time mind your biz

Sebi ure mindin ur biznez dats y ure on this thread.
...wetin we no go see for dis nairaland

Harrisonwo:
you studied maths?

#nochill

HMZi:
And The thing goes..... pat pat kut kut kut skidiki pat pat and a put put truuum boom skia tut tut kut kut poom poom poom poom.

So this is the latest o nairaland abi

ROYALFIXED3004:
you can make it today
dont depend on anybody
be the boss of your own

Scammer goan cash out your 'money' and stop looking for 10k fuel, beer and data money

hucienda:
"That is hate speech" - APC

A lot of evil attrocities were done on Easterners those terrible years.

It is good to know history.

...

Ranchhoddas:
Lol.
The Lord na your strength brother.

Amen oo, i still get hope

Ranchhoddas:
I am not joking too.

It was very traumatic.

No mind d guy jere. E no sabi d pain we go tru every week wey one game dey spoil ticket upandan. Me ehn, basel spoil my tickets for lyk 3 weeks consecutively. Yesterday torino cut one, and copenhagen finish d 2nd one. Na bp remain to get!

[quote author=DIG1 post=61052218][/quote]Correct!

AleksAndria:
The way guys be wanting to die when one game spoils their ticket especially if the winning is a huge sum of money. Just negodu onye nka. You want to get #10,000,000 from #200,even d #4Mil. Can you see difference in the number of ’zeros’.. now judge that guy.. isn't he a criminal?....just asking o.

He took d ultimate risk man... but a nonsense risk it was. Collet 4M jeje, u don blow pass dem yy boys sef!

JohnXcel:
Damn!

As in ehn, real damn! If na only 1million d cash out be be i go take am like dat bro, kon dey bomb dem with 2-4 odds and 50k stake. I weak bro

JamesReacher:
Share me the booking code guy abeg

I saw d coupon live online, i no collect d code, na wetin i wan use am do. To dey console myself or wetin?

EliteBiz:
When one match spoils ticket, very very traumatic, I almost won 5million, I still regret picking Arsenal till today.....

Bro, scary thing oo.
I saw one ticket today, 30games #200naira stake to get 10Million o, d guy dey nurse am since 3weeks. Last game was liverpool to win against newcastle (yesterday). The guy had option of cashing out 4Million but got greedy, wanted 10M, now he got nothing!

surgecom:
I passed there 2 weeks ago and saw some work being done on that section. It looked better to me.

Dem don dey do 'work' for dat area for over a decade now, nothing to show for it. And any 'work' dem feel say dem do na one rain dey wash all komot. I say d tin bad reach say na one inside road dem motors dey pass to avoid d car-spoiling section wey dey around mate steel company

joepapilo:
As in ehn in the whole of ikorodu this road and that of odogunyan area seems to be the worst. At times I just feel we are no longer part of lagos state coz we have been neglected by the state government.

Baba, wallex1983 don summarize my response to d matter. The road bad come from cement for shagam nio. If na only odonguyan side u dey look, u go fear wen u reach ogijo down to phoenix down to cement straight... bad is still good, its the worst of the worst. That road no make me dey go house again, because once i pass that area so na body pain straight 24hrs!

senboy204:
Imagine, because of this you complaining, just last month a mechanic condemn my uncle's car engine just because he didn't tag him along when he went to get the car, we discover this after he got another engine for 350k, other mechanic at the workshop were so surprise and couldn't believe their eyes, they had to tell my uncle what the mechanic said that my uncle thought he is smart, going to get a car without tagging him along, that he will make him spend on the car so that next time he won't make the same mistake. After politicians fear mechanic.

this one weak me ooo i swear. Hope the mecho do one night for cell sha, at least

hahn:
Haaaaaaaaa

I dey mad for where I dey like this

Hehehehe, Bro no mad oo, lol.

old hiphop head here, mixtape lover too

hahn:
Keep your family and business completely separated - BIG

Money and blood dont mix like two d1cks with no b1tch, find yourself in serious $h1t.

Ten Crack Commandments: rule number 7

Divay22:
Thanks...
I don't stress myself carrying it

Not with stress, buh much smiles. Believe me when i say that, sincerely all that's needed is the permission to come close

Nmaudu:
Oftentimes I just wonder how rules and laws are made in this country without thinking things through. The person that compiled this list of 17 items is just looking for a way to collect bribes from motorists.

Number 9 and 17 are basically the same thing, as all disposable gloves are latex.

Number 6 and 11 are basically the same, plaster and adhesive tapes.

I wonder what you need a razor blade for when you have a scissors. Abi is it not to cut things that both of them are used for?

What is safety pin doing in the list? To hold body parts together?

A splint is a strip of rigid material used for supporting and immobilizing a broken bone when it has been set. It's is usually large and cannot fit into a box like the first aid box.

Finally, I wonder why all drivers would be made to have these items in their cars when 95% of the drivers do not know how to use any of them. So what is the essence?

God bless you.
All they know how to do is devise ways to empty motorists' pockets!

ABJDOT:
Kudos to FRSC....its for driver and passengers sake.
We Nigeria to be like those european countries, but we can't sacrifice some little things.

What is this one saying? So European car owners go about with medical kits abi?
Do i have to turn my ride to a make-shift ambulance? Why can't frsc be the emergency ambulance with proper 1st aid kits to help accident victims on the scene before going to the hospital?!
This country is gutter!

Deyhmee:
Make sense.... Where??

When school is back on. Imma send u mail now n exchange contacts, den we can link it up from there. Sound good 2 u?

Divay22:
That's too much for one person to carry na

Babe lemme help u carry yours... with all seriousness.

Einstein

Deyhmee:
I pray he restores everything dead in our school.....


We still dey observe tho. Congrats sir

Goin by his antecedents o, i believe he'll be a good vc.

Sup, miss colanim, colbios nairalander here, can we meet in skool? ASUU strike is over o
So we too can have our topic on nl frontpage "funaab nairalanders meet, enjoy a good date"

lafflaff123:
Lol in 3 days you have called me this name 2 times. I must write like him,and you must really like him lol.

Checked the name out,and he seems to be crazy like you too lol, but sorry hun i am not him and God will never let me be hungry. But if you want,i can be him

So you went up a hill to scream down to Ishilove that you are not hungerbad... then you ran down the hill to tell her you really are hungerbad. Brother, this one pass python dance o, e weak me gaaan

Nazeren:
The white of her eyes are brown. Nothing beautiful about that.

What if its not white? Environmental factors brought that to be, but It doesnt diminish d beauty n rarity of such natural eye colour.

Nazeren:
Hell with Poverty. It killed the beauty of those eyes.

Unfortunately it did not!
It looks so beutiful, although it looks like she has melanin defect and could lead to waardenburg syndrome, but i pray it does not (amen)

sarrki:
This are ipobs occultist that we have been talking about

Nnamdi KANU is involved

I assure my fellow Nigerians that Python dance will take care of this thrash

Egwe eke eeeeee python dance

fergie001:
VicO
Airforce1

Why u kon call Airforce1 naw? Abeg free our own king of rap for nairaland oo