₦airaland Forum

Twelve years of honda products and it's only happened once! Even then sef my bro saw d sign, parked n called mechanic straight. Me n d mechko guy neva drive 1osecs d tin remove!

Observatn is key

diportivo:
no mind am...he doesn't av anything against honda.

its cos u dont know him...the guy no too well like dat


he used to/owns a honda......a civic dat he came here to open thread on how he is rebuilding the engine

his monikers are legion on nl

smellingmenses.....dats him.check the moniker you will see his civic thread

NgcoboP......dats him.....check it you will see his civic on sale there

he is also


shyling

menstrualpad

SmartChoices

Searchng4love

phoexix

jazzlite

etc

Haaaaaa!!!! Aye le oooo!!! See CIA! Awon eyan KREMLIN. Monitoring spirits toh beeed

Kondomatic:
Eve wey wear jeans inside, is that one eve?

Guy ur eye sharp oooo , tiri gbosa for u!

connectpoint:
Baba shey mo pawon emi ma bawon ayeye ye lo sha ? Orisisrisi emi no oro yen to mu lo o. Ejowo ori dobale ni a wa ni, awa ti agege, an be yin ejo ejio pari..ejowo

Oro o le pari ni ikorodu, isheshe ni oro. Eni ti o ba leti kukun loro ngbe. Won man announce at least 3days b4 oro for evrybody to know. Nobody claims ignorance, even motor n people go dey tlk am to warn people, especially women, because if u fall victim nothing like sorry

NobleAngell:
Yeah, her son goes to a school close to my house. I used to admire her until the show of shame displayed by her ex-husband and her in front of their son's school. They almost got into a physical fight in the boy's presence until the proprietress intervened. It was a damn shame.

U get diss kain jist n u no carry am go laila or stelladimikoko or anty linda!

SamsonJohn743:
I love amaka's voice.
I've always wanted to see her. Too bad this has to happen. I love amaka's voice.
I've always wanted to see her. Too bad this has to happen.

Ehn goan marry amaka's voice, its free now...







Bros na joke i dey ooo!

Kathmandu:
What do they really want us to do with this news since Tunde Ogunlesi has called us Boko Haram

connectpoint:
Wa gbayi padi mi. awon agbebo losan ... oro won o'n parri.. ojowon loju junkomi lo...

Oro o gbodo pari oo! Ti oro ba pari ni ikoodu, ko si alawo mo ni gbogbo naija niyen!
Ti oro o ba si mo ni ikoodu bawo lawon boys se maa gbe eegun ti won ma fi ri eyan na pelu egba atori?!
Gbogbo area ita elewa to connect de area ajayi hospital na onisegun quarters... mo judi fun yin jor!

connectpoint:
Ikorodu has always been an occultic town.. it's just coming to the surface now.. The Jungle justice character is in their blood. That's who they are.

Iko'oodu oro! Awon agbebo losan, as'oro ojo meje. I love d town sha. Ikorodu na d most fetish area in lagos. Dem no send u, dem alawos dey roll for noon with sacrifice, na person wey dey look knw if e look n see bad tin!
Iko'oodu ogaaa!!!

KKKWHITE:
The government is doing nothing about this jungle justice

Who or where is the govt?

Ambode cant do zilch because the police are not doing their job in ikorodu @all and the police is not answerable to governors, just courtesy and sometimes respect. Plus police officers are just lyk aggrieved populace: they are not taken care of and mostly dont do their job. That location where this incident happened has a 24/7 mobile police unit stationed some 100m away, what those guys do is collect their "right" from d agberos, drink all day and touch women.

dogtails:
U are just a FOOL,quote me anywhere and let Ayelala strike u

SalamRushdie:
It has nothing to do with any arrogance please ..That woman has said the plain truth and you are calling it arrogance..Are you not tired of Nigerian govt trying to always take credit for things they don't have an input in ?..there are 170 million Nigerians wallowing in hopelessness and it's better the govt channels it's goodwill there instead of spreading it where it's not needed

I am neither from the east nor from the west but I am Nigerian and i say this boldly with all my heart: GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS, AMEN.

onatisi:
My brother own and his family cost him close to 50 million.

Just shift lemme faint!

javadoctor:
U must have saved alot for Canadian MSc, cos Its costing a friend of mine close to 21m to relocate his wife, daughter and have a masters degree in Ontario.

Kilode oga mi? E se suuru naw! 21milion ke?! Sse dem dey park d community go ni? Ee de beeru Olorun!

tensazangetsu20:
If it's a well known school then go. The education and the networking you will get is priceless but if it's one of those useless shitty universities that Nigerians are fond of going to then don't bother. The money for the Msc can be used to run professional courses or start a business in Nigeria.

Thank you and God bless you for these words. Succinct.

If the op is going to make the decision then this quoted advice is what he should follow. If he does then he wont miss a step in this world.

nerodenero:
That's the effect of jungle justice.

Who can blame the residents for carrying out jungle justice on Badoo groups or anybody or thing that looks anything close to them when the Nigeria Police has assumed 'siddon look' and left the masses to be slaughtered endlessly by these demons?

I blame the State Government for all the deaths recorded in Ikorodu by Badoo. The security have failed the people resident there.

The states r not in charge of policing, itss federal. State govnors r handicapped + most police commisioners feel like lords in their state without doing nothing!

MrMcJay:
Read the OP's post, read your post and go sit in one corner to think about your life.

i no fit Laf abeg

Ishilove:
Send my regards to your mum and sisters

Savagery!

iluvpomo:
Nice words. Not that we needed external validation to know the high quality of talent we have in this country but to keep things in perspective the CNN journalist was comparing Sierra Leone to Nigeria ... low standards

She compared us to sierra leone. Isokay, let's just see it as a fair starting point... that is if our health workers can get motivated by this.

Dotwillis1:
do people still listen to fuji these days

O le ko ko ko paiko amama,
Dotwillis1 its a nautica,
o le ko ko ko ko ko ko bi oju eja,
afeni tio ba damor nio ni mo pe
Paso ko'ja bahuuuuuun

josephine123:
she asked you to buy books ?


I SEE ENVY ..

so many people like you in this country, no wonder Nigeria is not moving forward..


YOU CANT DO, YOU CANT ENCOURAGE THE PEOPLE DOING ..

What are they doing? Sitting home n making videos for social media relevance is now activism?
Leaders of tomorrow's offices are on social media, where everyone goes for jokes n reactions.
Is there's nothing we won't applaud in this Nigeria?

skarlett:
Oga put your ego aside and take note of the part where they wrote, 'he pushed her first'. Neither of us was there for your information, I'm contributing from the little knowledge we both gleaned from eyewitness account. Stop turning the table and focus on present event mister

Oshey, mama ego! Eyewitness to gbayi! Babanla table turner! Gbogbo present event manager
Kindly point me the place where op wrote "pushed her first" i'm waiting.
I still repeat, you dont knw d genesiss, so stop making conclusions that lead to half-baked truths

IffaCatchYouEhn:
This kind of stupidity is the stupidity other stupid people aspire to be like



1 condom would have Prevented this.


I'm still trying to figure out if he's wearing a Matric gown, Bed sheet or Curtain ...

@Matric gown, Bed sheet or Curtain

Homeboiy:
hmmmm


I have nothing to say

the elders are on their way

skarlett:
Stop crying more than the bereaved oga, its obvious the man first provoked her thinking she would let it slide only for him to find out in a painful way that his error cost him. People like you are always championing women not provoking a man's anger, well he provoked the woman's anger and he got served, shikena

madam, where you there? Do you know or did you see the genesis? You only saw the manifestation and you are here drawing conclusion. hian!
you are quick to conclude the guy provoked her, but if its the other way round you wont even think this way, you'd label him a scoundrel.
Take it easy ma'am.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]We have an actress suffering from acute psychological problems and people think it's a joke.

This tonto of a woman fücking needs help. [/color]

Bro its just too glaring, rehab won't cure this lady. She needs more than rehab, really.
Here is a lady who's displaying madness all in the name of slaying and people are clapping for her.
It reminds me of scenes growing up in the streets of Ibadan when children clap and sing along with mad people and it makes them feel so good. When the music stops? the real situation is expressed.
God help her

Just look at the pix of tonto Op put up there, isn't it obvious to you all that this lady is sick and suffering? Remove the 100-layer foundation from her face and add the lean frame i see sitting down, then you'll visualize a lady who is chronically ill. My prayers go to the child, i hope he'd be left off the hook of all this psycho this lady is and will still put him through, Amen.

OrestesDante:
It is our people.
Evans Brothers!
Flat race.
Abi is it not malaysia. It is the handiwork of the developers.

Bros, go and check for facts, na yorubas plenty pass for malaysia... and i'm not an ibo person, just another Nigerian

safiaapussy:
YEPA!

Chooku obioma wai
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Let us develop even if it is only small develop pls na.

Bloody yoots disgracing us everywhere, I waka go Stockholm and na only me Ryanair olopa see to search bag. I no even para I know say chukwudi fit dun pass there with him consignment.

Come collect your _Biafraud when you finish selling una counterfeit memory cards for computer village and your Viju Milk & Gala for road .

(shoo nairaland dey Change _Biafraud without the underscore to Biafra and _flatties to igbo )

make 2019 come we go use your heads play table tennis.


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Typical stool headed yoot, ass drilling smellos.


Infopainment
Flatheaded motherfucker
Ipob domain ko, iPad domot ni

@bolded, similar thing here in the city i'm staying in India. My first encounter with an officer was chilling, he asked for my nationality and when i said Nigerian the next thing he said was "Nigeria? We kill people in India." I got the message! my colleagues here we read papers everyday and there's at least one article per day on Nigerian getting arrested mainly for drugs. The guy vex one day and was like "why do you people have to bring your shady dealings to our country? Aint you tired of crime and stuffs like that?" I no fit talk, i jus dey look. Many many occurrences like that but God has been merciful and i dont go out @all make dem no go set me up. I say the first time i go church ehn, sharply after service one naija guy don kom dey famz me like "u be nigerian no code for us", before i knew it another don join dey tell me say "next week wen u come service we go take you go our side". Mere looking at the 2nd guy u go know say na suspicious stuffs e dey do. My brother since that day na once i don go church! I am not a developer and i don't want to be roped, wetin i come do make i face am make i comot. God help Nigeria oo because we have no image outside our borders!

Open a news outlet- either paper or online- in India there is at least one report of a Nigerian arrested for either drugs or internet scam or both! One per day at the least! And more keep coming to get arrested. Its easy to enter their borders because they dont check much, but its difficult to move within and without indian states/regions without their law enforcement people not nabbing people with nefarious activities. Also, their citizens do like western world people: they see some kain waka-waka wey no too pure them go alert the police and these ones are too swift in terms of action, na like say na SWAT.
These, my people, are the two major reasons why they'll keep arresting more of people who have spoilt their country and want to export destruction to another man's land, a land where they value proper development based mainly on research and citizens who know the law and mostly abide by it while also living by their cultures and traditions, not the westerner's ways.

Most of of all sshe wrote was taken from pulsse.ng's article. Biter and plagiarist

Chanchit:
Na wa o, he no see France, Germany, Canada, USA, England, UK but Cyprus!? Nigeria is finished.

Dat sshows u hw weak academically d sson is. Ordinary cyprus wey no get footing for edu circles in d world. Na equipment dem take nudge pass naija. Dis one go come get appointment soon, jus dey look