BaifraBSS:
We are only abiding by the rules.
No amount of frustration can deter our resolve.
Bss is beyond what nigerians tinks of.
I can assure u.

Oya clap for yourself. Have you?

Oya laugh at yourself like this: . Have you?

Oya go and see a good movie to cool off

73

sodiksan:


There are many part of Lagos that carry out their festival at night without informing anybody, the next day those victims will be no where to be found and nobody will know what transpired in the midnight, you should thank the good people of ikorodu for their magnanimous act by informing people earlier enough to avoid story that touch.

If you have families in Ikorodu, tell them to stay indoor from 10pm to 5.30am if you truly love them, to be forewarned is to be forearmed

No mind them. Let them go to benin and say such. They don't give curfew warnings during spiritual festivals n rituals in benin, they just announce that so-so is coming up on so-so date #datsall. Any indigene that walks @nyt during that time is spared but strangers dey hear am.

meforyou1:
if it is not criminal, why hold it at night

because that's when the spirits roam the surface of the earth with swagger n without interference or fear of been seen by all/those with third eye

ayourbamie:
imagine. this kinda poo still happening in lagos. so if i live in that area now i'd have to leave my house for 4 days. iranu

That's our ikorodu for you. During the really serious oro ritual, women must not be seen outside for 3days else, na see jazz thinx. Families buy food to last d period, markets are empty, Working class women with office outside ikorodu move out of ikorodu for dat period, while those that have their offices in areas where the oro ritual will pass are given those days off. Ritual festival in ikorodu is taken more serious than governance in Aso rock

decatalyst:


You need to take something cold...maybe it would do enough wonder to your hot brain...so that u could comprehend what is up there!

Some pple get mind oo. U dey yab ishiboss, a whole supermod. Your lengthy ban is waiting for you in romance section

Alvaropromise:

If it is not...den so is candidiasis... #academicpoison.

Though candidiasis has not been classified as an STI yet, it can be contracted tru sexual intercourse by men, while medicatn/douching can make women predisposed to it. Yellow discharge frm d vagina with foul smell is the sign, while burning sensation (male n female) and itching of the vagina (women) are the symptoms. candidiasis is caused by the yeast candida albicans which is a normal flora in ladies. It has positive functns in the vagina as it keeps the place regulated. However, when an imbalance in the system occurs which favours the organism to grow to higher population in the v area, then candidiasis occurs; and men become infected when they have sex with such lady. Its easy to treat using a single-dose antibiotic treatment (see doctor, i wee not tell u!). However, there are reports of drug-resistant candida albicans already, majorly because when they cause infection, they grow as a biofilm which is hard to degrade/dissolve/clear.
Have one partner who is tested ok. Have sex with the right senses. Stay healthy.

Sacluxpaint:
The Catholic church is under attack.

Oh please! The archdiocese gladly accepted his mission to build a church for them without minding his source of income, they sold the soul of the church to a crime lord. God was not in that church, u don't put God in a devilish environment, He won't stay.
The parish council up to the arcdiocese that approved the building should be held for this heinous crime, i guess they believed his good deed/intention would erase his sins, they forgot to note that he/the people (and spiritually, they) would still share in the consequence of their one action.


NB: I'm a catholic. May the souls of the departed rest in the bossom of the Lord, amen.

It is a terrible news if its true...


Well, from my point of view...
...I think this is a case of a guy got into bad business, he takes associates' money and run back to his town. The townpeople welcome their son, do not care about the source of his sudden wealth. The church keys into it, he builds them a new church they are happy.
Now the associates located him, see where their money has gone to, and showed no mercy...


...this is what happens in the drug/high crime syndicate world.


This is just my hypothesis.


May the dead find heavenly forgiveness and eternal rest, amen.

Joejoe12:
why did you married? My ATM is open to my wife anytime, she know all my code, and i know her own too. But she can`t use it without my notice and she don`t go beyond what we both agreed on

Confirm bros. Moreso me that i dont knw hw to keep money, i spend so easily. I jus hand evrytin to her and she monitors my spending #lobatan

I giv pple i trust. If u like remove more than u shld, u only succeeded in destroying the trust i had in u. I wont trust u ever again for anything.

Nebuchadnezar:
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am sorry i don't hear diabolic language

Kanu is greater than oduduwa itself

Hahahahaha



No nid to reply ur erosion-striken brain of a flath€ad again

Nebuchadnezar:
later some vagabond scumbags will come here and lament how ipob are bowing down to their leader kanu.
shameless hypocrites
useless gbegiri grinding demons

Who is your Kanu? Abi oloriburuku leleyi ni? We dont care if u compare ur kanu to ur eze of beerfraud land, just dont cross the niger river and enta southwest to spew trash. Alaafin is bigger than all your beerfraud kings lapapo. Eleriibu omo ale jatiajati. O ti kan idin ninu iyo leleyi too sor yi, mashanfani omo

allrightsir:


This is why Nigerian graduates are not just unemployed but UNEMPLOYABLE. Your " writes up"...really?

The certificates of many Nigerian graduates have better value as toilet paper or wrapping groundnuts.


The truth is our education system is producing "graduates" that are not fit for purpose. This is the reason why when you apply to Chevron, NNPC, CBN and co you get rejected. This is the reason why children of the elite get chosen instead because these people have gone to quality institutions abroad and the employers know they will get a minimum quality out of them. Show me a graduate who went to a good university abroad who is unemployed. There are jobs out there, beleive me employers are looking for people every day. But the Nigerian graduate cannot even construct a sentence, he does not think, he lacks initiative, you have to tell him how to do everything and remind him every day...that's why except for menial jobs like sales boy/girl, when an employer sees you went to a Nigerian university especially the mushroom ones, they just toss your cv into the dustbin.


Tommorow when election comes and you decide to vote based on tribe and religion not track record and ability to deliver, or you took the 5,000 from one politician know that you created your own future.

Most graduates are just graduates by certificate, not learning. Who to blame? The universities. They do "let my people go" so students now hav d lazy mindset of "even if i no fit get A make dem giv me my 40 and lemme go jere.
Go to china, japan and even india, there is a set of scores u must have and nobody is doing upgrades for you... and u must not fail because no good school will admit u again!
Let schools stop mark upgrading and you'd see seriousness in students...

...all dat being said, there are no jobs out there, d small ones available are rip-offs #25k for a graduate is blue-collar. And the govt+politicians see no nid to create jobs... they lack d skills to do so, only corruption skills

deepwater:
Op just stop here.
Go and understand what demand and supply means first, before insulting Nigerian graduates.


Everybody now has a formula and long list to life

DPR application in dec 2016, exam date and center released after 7months with majority of people rejected for no reason, as in just rejected.

NLNG 2013 recruitment still on in 2017

Npower last hope for common man for this administration, one abokii governor say make LG workers apply for npower, how graduate wan do when governor do talk.?

Chevron did recruitment in 2012, but released results and said they took 60 names out of 90 from people that wrote exam in 2009, who we go ask

ExxonMobil claimed dragnet exam of 2014 was compromised and a new date would be fixed, till today the company no write exam again, but them still dey employ.




CBN recruitment, buharis cousin employed as well as other top shots, but alas! there was no advert.

Access bank recruitment, somebody with 2million in account must stand in for you otherwise everything you have done is banza!

My people my I continue ??

Na u make sense pass. If many fair job opportunities dey out there, people lyk dis op wont be puttin all this trash on internet... next now u will hear he has a seminar for job applicant where they can learn how to write cv best or hw to become more employable while requesting for 5k seminar fee. Bumch of scammers n thieves in this country

erisegun:
dose days me i love playing rubber.... bet dem dey always chop me

Agbalumo seed competition was our family's specialty. We chop more than 1000 of am back den. The day popsy discovered our loot under his spring bed was ehn, he threw it all out and we had to watch children frm d other families in d compound recover their lost 'treasure'
I remember d zenith of dat seed throwing thing... holiday, 2 families contesting (big compound) so d 1st family thre theirs and d seed just magnet wall, so we were to throw d impossible oo... luckily our big bro (in ss3 we in pry schl o) waka come ryt time and him na our master, naso we give am our bag of best seeds, he picked d one with d loudest noice, shok it once and threw it.... omo naso d seed jus slow-mtion magnet wall and raise head up, 1-2 inches higher than our opponent's. I remember we had to call other parties to judge it and used ruler to measure d height b4 declaring us winner! Omo, over 500 seeds wey dem don save for months gone @once! I rememba dat day n smile always. Growing up in d ghetto was da bomb! Thank God for educatn

elantraceey:
The man already knows the children aren't his..... He must have a reason for keeping them (the wife and children) in his house. I don't believe any sane man will hear those words and do nothing about it. There are things you don't know about .

And dats y its called marriage my friend, only d husband and wife knows whatsup. Except they decide to involve outsiders, outsiders shld not put mouth because he/she/they will be disgraced and hated afterwards

fuckerstard:
Before i lend you money, I'm always very sure you would pay back. I do my vetting!

Oga ade, tnk God say u neva jam bad market... and pray/hope not to

Song is ok sha.
Chorus not in sync with d verses
Chorus too long pas verse.
Your bars aint straight. I dont think u managed 10bars per verse sef, u jus had more sentences crammed up from one bar to d other. Work more on it, short n sharp is music bars.
What's it with pple n autotune gansef! #DeathofAutotune
I like d part where he said "he'd get his money legally" now dats a little moral there! #nyce

The song is very ok for an upcoming artist sha. God bless ur honest hustle

Gangster1ms:
My brothers at it again.. They never disappoint. Now that mumu country wey only sabi dance in their movies go use u shine.

Loool. Dey do evryday. Naija fraud case na evryday tin 4 hia

TippyTop:
Imagine spending 20yrs in an Indian jail? By the time he's freed he'd be fluent in Punjabi.

guy u cracked me up real good. That punjabi hard as hell, i still dey grab som hindi words but dat punjabi na 'kuku kee me' tongue

soberdrunk:
I still dont get what all the hype is about this child!! I don't understand why they are treating her like she found the solution to all the problems in the world or invented a magical cure for all the health problems, to me she is just another chibok girl

Welcome to this habitat called "earth" and to this niche called "nigeria". A place where the govt has lost its senses and sees no good in its population

These are reasons y i would find it hard stepping into a church building again. I'd rather serve god on the streets, doing d right tins, dan go into a building where guesswork is the order of d day. The next best way to scam the congregation is what the pastor is thinkin and his sheep are seeing such pastor as bigger than God... i'd really find it hard to survive inside a church building. My church is my heart n mind, God pls keep on blessing them for me, Amen

psucc:
That water is made up of 2 elements if hydrogen and oxygen.

I have drank water, boil it, use it severally and in so many waters but I never see them separated or see oxygen.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. You actually r seeing it, u jus dnt recognise dem

optimusmind:

I have noted this. However, these things are habit forming.

Well, i hav so much to do here and nairaland kips my stress level down for few minutes in between sevral experiments runnin concurrently, so i typed mostly without doublecheckin n i use shorthand wen my fingers feel lyk .... its a nairaland habit

optimusmind:


Represent your school well by writing in full. I couldn't even read your post. So much abbreviations and wrong spellings.

Online typing doesnt tell who u r, stop all this grammarian $hits. And i represent d world tru my mind, not my school. I smh for u, using this as a yardstick... it is well.

Ajewealth123:
O ga o.
What harm does this pose?


Modified, thanks for all that contributed.
So una mean say places like lekki,banana island,vi,ikoyi,elegushi water go just throway all of them?

Yes oo, dats d implication. Everyone living by the atlantic ocean is in trouble... and that's lagos!

MadKid:
I thought I was going to see something like this by Alpontif

"There are first class people, and there are First class people. Real First Class Graduates have had Consistent A level results since there Kindergaten days. They are the ones that had A's throughout their primary and secondary education. They have A's in their WAEC and score between 290 and 380 in their jamb. In other words, Real First class people have academic brilliance in their Blood, and personality..and they usually, without too much effort make Outstanding---not borderline, first class in the University. These are the guys you see having 4.7-5.0...or in some rare cases..4.6.

The other First class guys are the ones who studied extremely very very very hard in the University, just to enter into that First class range, their O level, Secondary and Primary Education results is not usually stellar....and their First class CGPA usually rarely exceeds 4.5-4.59.

The previous First class guys are the True First class people with very high IQs....They rarely fail aptitude tests. The Second class of First class guys, have to be prepared for every test, else they fail it. They are the types that will always be looking for past questions on aptitude tests...which is basically a measure of Intelligence.

One way to know a Real first class guy from a swotter-First class is to ask any of them to teach you fourier transforms years after they have studied it last. Without blinking, a real first class guy will start teaching you IMMEDIATELY...the swotter first class guy, has to go and revise , before he can teach you.

That is how you know First class people, therefore if you are truly a first class material, you do not need to become Jesus Christ before you graduate as a top of the class First Class graduate."

I enjoyed ur submission, but i'd like to make an ammendment to d side i bolded, as per learning and teaching at any time.
Now learning brings about knowledge, and being able to re-explain any particular topic/subject at any time means such individual as acquired that knowledge.
However, there is difference between that and application:- which is the use of that acquired knowledge to solve real-time or real-life problem/challenges in that field an individual has acquired his/her knowledge.
Let me use d fourier transform infrered spec (ftir). What if that individual sees an ftir spec reading of a compound and cannot differentiate between d different functional shift plotted on dat graph sheet? Now that's the difference between teaching and application!
Thank you

baum1:


If you wish to carry the discussion further, define theory.

Meanwhile, that expatriates work in a country does not mean the higher level education in that country is crap. There're many reasons why firms bring in foreigners to work domestically and this cannot be used to gauge the standard of education in a country..

But their average position in our firms can be used as a yardstick for how much employers trust our graduates with similar qualification(s)

Nwanna2588:


I agree with the poster in that of first class graduate from private universities. Some of them are what the poster says.

The trend is changing nowadays. I went to oyedepo's university @ota to use rotavap in dia xtry dept and wat d lectrer was teaching a class is wat dey wont even teach in msc class, lecturers would jus summarize it and tell u to go on internet and read more

Caseless:
The thoroughbred are the ones produced in my school.

They can come from any school so pls reduce ur noise

fergusen:

Seriously I believe thoroughbred graduates, particularly those in STEM, should be able to put to practice what has been learnt.
What is the use of a First Class degree or any other degree when all you know is theory? How about knowing how they (theories) work in reality?

I'm not a 1st class grad oo (strong 2-1) and i've always wanted to be a researcher (i am now) and with every proper "practicalization" of d theories i learned (and still learning) joy fills my heart. Truly, there's no use being a graduate in any field if you can't apply it. I frown at such people, and detest them if they dont want to learn the application.