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praizephoto:
this guy again

Na wetin he bin do b4

SirWere:
And what did he invent ¿

Too much theoretical approach to things is killing us in this country.




All the same, Kudos to him. It couldn't have been easy coming out the best.

So because of objective questns he's now a scientist without lab skills.
If you've not created a problem to solve den u're nowhere near the road to being a scientist. Thank you.

AfonjaBoston:
I have been with a baby mama like this in the past the best way to handle them is beat them very well when their drama starts and take EVERYTHING dear to them .

She go gentle by force.

i just imagined what u said and i'm lyk, damn wtf!!! freaking crazy, kinda correct but damn hilarious!! u be correct street!!!! #confirm

LordOfNaira:
His movies were always boring and unrealistic, always finding a way to squeeze Baba Suwe into the script. And the sound of his voice always annoyed me back then. I just never liked anything from his stable.

Only Fuji Gyration by Pasuma and Malaika et al gave him good image, eventho Cossy's bouncing melons kinda wanted to put the elderly audience off. He rode on the luck of dat album for decades!

ochobaba:
I no bad reach you o cz If you no bad u for no get watin I mean

e no mata, i dey watch nollywood na ... especially those yeye english mofies

ochobaba:
For short rest or over night?

badt guy

nurshah:
Leopard go dey curse you for this comparison ...

As in, real curse! D confused madperson na shit e worth

Tellemall:
Lol.

Are those fingers?

Looks like burned chapati.

U be indian? Or naigerian in india? Or indian in nigeria?

judedwriter:
This sounds like a fabricated story, but if its TRUE, then i can tell you that as much as 95percent of our spiritual battles occur between 12-4am. Most of our battles are fought spiritually at midnight-and according to your testimony, your problem started with bad dreams at midnight.

If you can dominate these hours spiritually with praises, worship, fasting and aggressive prayers, bible reading, for like 3 weeks, your situation will greatly improve.

Ignore this hours at your own spiritual peril, try it and you will thank me later...cheers please note, i am not a deliverance minister, i am just sharing things i have exprienced.

Please note: midnight prayers can only work if you are born again, are you?

Guy, after all d good tin u tlk u jus use d last statement spoil am. Bartholomew born again before Jesus enter him house to chop? It is written that "IF YOU BELIEVE", so pls gerrarahia with all ur born again hoorseshit.

All d guy needs is to believe in God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit plus the angels to fight for him through that fasting and prayer period. And he must try (the flesh may still make u comit during this time, jus try minimize am to d smallest and recognise when it happens and ask for forgiveness sharpaly) to do good all through and be of pious behavior. Also, he should make sure that through that 21days prayer he doesnt sleep at night, he must praise worship and pray all through, he can get his nap in d afternoon.
Plus no be say e go jus do all this lasan oo, he can try reach out to those he genuinely feels he has aggrieved while also going after that job/contract/money he's been looking for siince... all in a genuine way. God help your course sire.

AuroraB:
Tonto is one mentally unstable piece of work
Drama queen

me i hav been sayin it for some time now: tonto is mentally unstable, she needs real help, the rehab type.
And it jus dint happen overnight, if you see her movies from wayback u'd see a mentally unstable girl/lady acting all psycho even in roles that doesnt warrant a pyscho interpretation. Just that our directors/producers wanto sell name and make-up beauty but not acting prowess.
I really hope she finds help b4 she loses it, becos na d boy go suffer am last last.

rollybest:
Hahahaha as in eeeeh. Had one of my class mates then, we call him general, he once jump through the school fence to steal so the principal summoned him in front of the assembly, laid him down on the podium, my brother to my greatest surprise this guy chop 100 strokes of cane, na so him just stand up clean him yash come keep hand like big man dey go.My principal just weak

As in, d tin dey always weak me wen i tink am. Hw dem dey take do am? Me wey be say my papa wan beat me lasan, untosay i don knw say d beatin sure, i wear lyk 5cloth togeda go slp early join cos sureely if e reeturn i must collect. Pman shw, i dey sweat from dream back to life, na lie down flat on a 4-inch wooden table tin. Worse part na say no mata wetin i wan tk bride evrybody for house dem no go gree, even mumsy go lead d casting! My house na "do d crimee, do d time" #nocheating

rollybest:
the one of forming superman after receiving lashes got me rolling on the floor

I can relate with dat one. Wen i dey like jss2, na chairmen dey sss classs back den, as in hefty men wey don dey look like 400level ui students, plus na agbowo shopping complex dem dey roll with same ui sstudents.
That fateful mornin naso dem call their names o, like 3 of dem. Pricipal announced dey tried to rape a girl (abi na beat dem beat d girl, cant recall well). These guys were flogged by all d cane legend teachers round, each guy ho chop not less than 50 strokes of d best canes ibadan had to offer back den in d late 1990s, see dem dey change cane and combine canes like say e dey do dem like "awon boys yi n logun ni?". All three dusted everytin, especially one of dem who did not move one muscle all through as dteachers dey do substitution ontop am. Needless to say all staff vex ehn, dey had to resort to suspension of d boys. That guy quit schooling afta dat morning. Stuff of legends!

This woman is going tru emotional trauma, it's clearly evident. All this show she's putting up will only last her few hours of sanity
In all honesty, she needs psychiatric treatment. #nohating

Koolbobby:
Indeed, it was.

I also see Alan Shearer in his characteristic celebration swag.

And that volley, still can't remember who...

That volley is anthony yeboah's goal for leeds. It won goal of the season that year.

Shearer's one-hand-up celeebration (i'm a newcastle fan)
Jurgen klinssman's goal celebration style of diving full body on d turf after the english press accused him as a sserial diver when he newly came to the epl (at tottenham hotspurs)
Rooney'ss goal that settled the manchester derby
Paolo di canio pusshing the referee. Got over 10-match ban for that stupidity.
Martin Keown harrasing van nistelrooij after d ducthman dived to win a penalty in the last minute of d game. Nistelrooij lost the penalty and keown descended on him. Game ended 0-0.
Gerrard slip.
Eduardo silva leg break (at birmingham i think)
Baloon fooling pepe reina at sunderland
Pires passing the penalty.
Beckham lob goal from his half against nott. Forest... and a star was born!
Thiery Henry, legend. Sscored goals for fun and at d end didnt know how to celebrate agaim. The pix i think is to tell us about the invincibles #49gamesunbeaten
Our two eveergreen commentatorss, martin tyler and andy gray (i think)
Surez bites ivanovic
Cantona's karate kick... and the seagulls' quote was born!
Ref sending off kieran gibbs wrongly despite oxlade chamberlain admitting to being the culprit
Fowler snorting coke to celebrate a goal after being harranged by d evergreen british press

bowee4u:
Very possible, the nurse might be one

*faints*

slurryeye2:
You touched so many points in your post and I respect your intelligence. I agree with you that hers is a success story especially when one considers where she came from. Her story would have been more appealing if the topic has been a former street hawker in Ibadan bagged PhD in Canada. Just like you observed, I saw some flaws in her write up. Claiming to be the first black to graduate in a program from a particular university not only show some complexity, it also show someone yearning for recognition. Also, the fact that she mentioned getting her PhD as something she did for Mama Africa shows how much self proclaiming and attention yearning she is. Mama Africa surely deserve more than taking one of her daughters getting PhD in a field where tens of thousands have already gotten PhD as an achievement. Mama Africa deserves her children building citadel of knowledge that can compete with anywhere in the world, she deserves her children pioneering new technologies and ideas, she deserves her children leading the front in advancement and civilization.
I go to website like kickstarter and indiegogo, I see people of other races crowdfunding for innovative ideas and I come to Nairaland, I see people celebrating Efe and BBN, people celebrating someone that printed based on logistics on a t-shirt, people celebrating politicians etc. And I ask myself why do we celebrate mediocrity so much in Nigeria.

HAHAHA, almost all Nigeria's social media forums are filled with tribal wars or slay queens showing big butts/b00bs these days but none with the brains. Even news companies have joined them.

Honestly, we celebrate mediocrity because generally we have made ourselves comfortable with mediocre conditions. Case in point: No basic amenities from the govt so we provide them ourselves, but govt brings bills for those amenities they refused to provide but provided yourself, we still pay. We are toothless, we are gifted but act like d brainless ones. We have so many erudite people with great and innovative minds (in all fieldss from sciences to socials to arts) but all they are after is comfort and the opportunity to be able to 'eat the fruit of their labour'... an inexistent, waka-pass labour that trickled down from the hubris of our looting system of govt. The ones that manage to leave this country of ours for the good life out there forget entirely their roots of existence, another set come back to flaunt the coins, while a new batch is bent on recruiting for slavery purpose.
This is not to say we do not have the courageous ones, however, most of them bow to societal pressure just like our dear Biomed Engineering blackwoman has done right from the start of her journey.
A nation that does not invest in research will always be a piggy bank: save for years, spend it in a couple of days, borrow some more and hope conditions can allow to start saving again and d cycle continues. The industrial boom in Asia (Japan, China and Korea Rep., and presently India to some extent) was made possible by taking ideas from the developed countries like America, Germany and Europe generally. They learn their methods, go back to their countries and use these method while also continuing to improve it regardless of what the west says. This was made possible by both human effort AND govt support. But here in Nigeria, a prof gets grant for a research he uses 60-80% for personal things and publishes on rubbish that is not applicable as his findings but they'll always shout govt doesnt support them (and yes, the govt is not doing much in that regard). A scientist in a research institute doesnt even know how to write a research proposal! An economist is always concerned about how he'd break even and squeeze more out without thinking of the society at large. The banker is eyeing black market sales to increase his income while some of them are the middlemen for yahooboys n other economic fraudsters. An artist makes paintings/plays and other works for food on the table, not something to inspire the nation.
To pause my epistle here for another day, the summary here is that we should hold patriotic nationalist views and not the "finally i made it" material way of life. As Nigerian citizens with opportunity to learn modern methods, it should be our patriotic duty/obligation/thinking to understand such methods, bring the ideas home to solve a problem our country, present the opportunity to the govt and/or organisations and watch what'll happen. Truth is the government cant ignore forever as long as more and more possible solution to our problems using worldwide accepted methods are being drawn to the attention of the govt. One of such will finally break the barrier and our dear country will start its recovery journey. WE NEED THAT CHANGE!

slurryeye2:
First of all, I'm a black person, I'm a Nigerian and I'm from Yoruba tribe.

Now to the topic. What's so special about having a phd in a program that it has to make a frontpage in the most popular forum in Nigeria?

We need to stop all these celebration of mediocrity. She is the first black to have phd in biomedical engineering from Canada (which I'm very sure is not true) and so freaking what.

I can bet with anyone that there are many blacks that would have had phd in biomedical engineering before June 2017
University of Toronto
McGill
University of BC
Queens University
University of Montreal
University of Alberta
Waterloo etc.
All offer doctorate in biomedical engineering. Are you now telling me none of those schools have ever had black graduate before now?

This is not something worth celebrating abeg and very ridiculous to see people jubilating on this

I like your submission about this, the only place i have an issue is the celebration. She deserves to be celebrated as a success story not as a pioneer Dr., 'cos i definitely bliv there'd be many black biomed Eng doctors in McGill especially; maybe she's claiming pioneer in that school only but trust OPs and NL mods.
Moving on however, i dislike the fact that she saw herself as black! That's inferiority complex, its bigotry to thyself which is worse than racism which she's just spewed out in opposite direction, hitting herself in the process! We should identify ourselves as Nigerians, promote patriotic and nationalist views. She even wrote that she got 2-1 from OAU without which shoe couldnt have gotten the opportunity to become this Dr. today. Now, where is her show of gratitude to the country in all of this? We we may not have the expertise and machinery the western and some eastern worlds have but we'd get there and the only way its possible is if we get training from them and use their machinery to solve our own problems. People would shout government left right and centre but what have you given the government to celebrate you about? Now you'll wonder why they'll celebrate Efe for winning bbnaija. Its because of the need for success stories to portray the country in good light but they only get that from sports and entertainment industries. School graduates, especially academic researchers (our glorified doctors) do not think of making the country proud. All they look for is a job and thereafter collect stipends to live a good life, but what is your contribution to that life? They look to publish whatever anywhere in time to get promotion and get to become a professor of nothing! Its not that they're entirely responsible for this as the government angle is there, but.........
......this epistle is for another day. lets just keep this like this for now, i apologize

nothing is on point about the song. niqqa be saying "on point" with his nose like say e get catarrh. Went off-key couple times, stupid lyrics... in short, non-existent lyrics. Even small auto-tune dem wan try add to him voice no work wella. Normal church beat, like say dem tif d drums and guitar riffs from one RCCG or Winners' Chapel Sunday praise and worship. NOTHING GOOD TO WRITE ABOUT THE SONG... THAT'S IF WE CAN EVEN CONSIDER IT A SONG... NA NOISE!

Due to the fact that i hate all this credit card fraudsters (eventho my friend na one of dem), i hope he releases a video in jail. Make he waste more money and parole am in 15years.
Useless goat, you wanto do cc scam na to go book private jet, fakeness of the yeyebrity.

Uncommonbreed:
Please I have a question. Who can one use as a referee on CV.

You can use Howard Webb, or Colina or the guy that refereed the champions league final

Bros na joke oo

IffaCatchYouEhn:
Both of them are winners


But

Ronaldo wins Golden boots , Euro, UCL, Ballon d or

While Messi wins COURT CASES

Baba he lose dat one sef

TheLordIsGr8:
Whoever still believes this T. B. Joshua after the Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump Frankly speaking I saw a woman/wool man episode is... mah no talk.

Pls dont tell me he came back to say d woman he prophesied to win the US election is actually a wool-man. Kindly gimme the link if u hav it make i smh and laugh hard at the continuous gullibility of the multitude

onatisi:
DDont mind dat unserious boy. He will only remain a nairaland thread singer

Airfo.....

Ssee savagery, thread singer! *faints*

My dad told stories of their experience during the war. He's mid-west, stay in ibadan, and their houses got searched for igbos but they, in conjunction with their yoruba neighbours, ensured that the soldiers didnt leave with one single ibo man. At a point the soldiers nearly went violent against them because they couldn't get any ibo to take along n molest/kill.
God bless all who ensured the preservation of the ibos even wen the odds were against them.
SAY NO TRIBALISM
ONLY LOVE CAN MAKE THIS NATION GROW

prinsam30:
and na who tell u say na Edo boys dem be

Their language, both spoke benin language. E say e go beat am today!

omenkaLives:
The position is inconsequential. No matter what, it is the button that should be stuck up like that. The gas is expelled from the top and that propels the container in the opposite direction. Just like missiles. Understand?

Bros calm down. What if the can started its motion at an acute angle? Meaning it hit a wall/obstruction perpendicularly and changed position once/several times on motion b4 landing in such way. We don't know the mass of d can, volume of d product in it, and d amount of pressure used in d initial storage. Lastly and as earlier stated, we dont know d position d car owner placed d can.

IamaNigerianGuy:
They keep on blaming doctors.
Are doctors to build modern health centers ?
Are they to staff them ?
Are they to pay the bills of indigent patients ?

We claim to be the Giant of Africa and the president is on admission in Europe.

The people should take their complaints to the politifcians.
Until we take to the streets and burn down this house down we will not move forward

Must u burn? A total sit-at-home protest is the key... dat is if saboteurs no show face as usual

OKorowanta:
Like your assertions.
I hope it works out the way u've program it.

Work gini? They said d same with Kim K, tray songz , busta rhymes etc. Na money n faaji all of dem come pack go bak yankee #smartpeople

Kondomatic:
It is actually difficult to have breasts that big and still have brain.

Jessuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is Lord!

Afam4eva:
Lol

This is one lame excuse. BSC is not something someone forgets if you truly know it. If she could get what the B stands for, she should be able to tell the rest. This just shows that educational system breeds illiterates. I saw many of them when i did my NYSC. We have a national emergency on our hands.

@bolded, no one could have said it any better! God bless you
Nigerians need to wake up! Govt needs to come back to life!

Ma2seater:
Exactly what happens Nursing science department at Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma. The Nursing programme doesn't have accreditation from Nursing and midwifery council of Nigeria, yet the university goes on every year to admit students into their programme.

The department doesn't have a single professor but got accreditation from NUC. As I talk to you now, they are yet to have any set sit for their professional exams.

Now please enlighten me... why should the department get accreditation from that society and not NUC, bearing in mind that those society members were trained by this same department in same/another school? Kindly enlighten me. Thank you

[quote author=IJOBA2 post=56786378][/quote]Ijoba ewo leleyi oo, e je ka d'ara wa mor oo

Ajimike:
Blockhead.
You mean there were no attacks before two years ago?

The brainwashed animals are known to be destroyers from day 1

No need for abuse. We know there have been attacks. However, with that high rate of refugee march into europe and the warm welcome by Merkel, Obama and co, this has always been expected. And the fear is that this is just the beginning. God help the west