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prettythicksme:
ferrari!!

Buh she no wan ferrari naw! Wetin i go kon do now?

kasimaramma:
hmmn...sex,one of Gods greatest gift to mankind for two things-reproduction n bonding between two MARRIED pple...pple hve misused d gift n brought doom on themselves

Welcome to nairaland dearie... soon your response style will change, but for now enjoy the innocence while it lasts!!!

help3852:
According to the research the ladies were made to empty their bladder, i hope you noticed that,
Now the question is can the body generate urine in at least 30mins??
what of ladies that generate a glass of squirt at once, did the body just generate that amount or can a lady hold urine up to that amount.

Urine generation is governed by several factors, especially the working capacity of the kidney. If the kidney is in top shape- including all hormones and enzymes present in appropriate or higher amount for proper functioning- and there's fluids passed into it for processing, sure, y won't it generate urine in another 30mins? Although the quantity would depend on what is being passed through it and the quantity.

raayah:
I have squirted before and it wasn't pee.

The liquid in the squirt was clear and colorless. Also, it did not have the pee odor..

Thats all i can say.

Pretty, urine is supposed to be clear and colorless, but two factors contributes to coloratn of urine:
1. Not going for pee when you get the first signal of a filled bladder. We all are guilty of this. What happens next is that the urine is passed through d kidney again to remove useful stuffs and this continuous process gives d fluid color.
2. Presence of toxic substances in urine... especially for people that use drugs.

According to the research, squirting is urine freshly produced and immediately disposed off, therefore you'd see d clear and colorless liquid which is how urine should be... as clear as water!

swagdopey:
Has it been confirmed dat it applies to women too?

Nor blame the guy @all... he read the whole thing upside down!!!

Please is Major-General Chris Olukolade among the sacked men? If so i go happy small... but if not i am using this medium to beg incoming president, Oga Buhari, MAJOR-GEN. OLUKOLADE MUST BE SACKED AND GIVEN A MANSION IN KIRIKIRI FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!! FOR CRIMES AGAINST NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS. WEREY OSHI NI MAN YEN, HE TOTALLY DRAGGED THE MILITARY IN THE MUD AND MADE IT LOOK LIKE PDP'S MILITIA.[color=#990000][/color]

GOD'S WRATH WILL BEFALL HIM FOR TRYING TO DESTROY BUHARI AND NIGERIA

Bring one sure draw 1st b4 we start

Aisha Falode looks on as Sunday Omeike and Kayode Tijani sing a new tune:

Stamford Bridge is falling down Falling down Falling down Stamford Bridge is falling down My unfair Jose…

Welcome to the Barclays Premier League (BPL) Preview!

CRYSTAL PALACE V WEST BROM West Brom have won just one of their previous five BPL games with Crystal Palace (L2 D2). Sunday, will it be one in six or two in six after the game?
Sunday: One in six because Palace and Pardew are executing their tactics spot-on, while West Brom and Pulis look home and dry in the relegation scare although Leicester’s form is threatening them. Palace should however continue their good form in front of the fans but not without a good show from Pulis’ team. 2-1
Aisha: The Eagles are in full flight and secured BPL status for another season with the 4-1 away win over Sunderland last weekend. The Baggies on the other hand are struggling and could yet find themselves in serious trouble. I see Crystal Palace winning this 3-1
Kayode: The Eagles have been in superb form since February and have picked up five wins in their last six games including the victory against champions Manchester City at home. Before Alan Pardew joined them, they were in 18th position on the log but it is a different story now. They should see off WBA. 2-0

EVERTON V BURNLEY Burnley have not kept a clean sheet in any of their last thirteen league away games. Aisha, do you see them coming out unscathed here?
Aisha: Not been a good season for either side but Burnley have bigger relegation worries. Although Burnley put up a decent performance against Arsenal, they were bitterly disappointed to lose 1-0 at home. I think Everton will win this 2-1
Sunday: Everton have won consecutive home games and would look to climb to the top half of the table to continue their end of the season resurgence. Burnley however need points – and fast – to beat the drop. They could go to Everton and play for a draw but Everton have been scoring of late, while also looking solid defensively and Burnley’s Danny Ings has somehow lost his scoring magic. A home win for Martinez.‎ 3-0
Kayode: Everton have not lost in the BPL since back-to-back defeats in early March and since then they have defeated Southampton and Newcastle as well as a win away to QPR and a draw away to Swansea City. Burnley are unfortunate with their recent fixtures against the league’s biggest sides coming thick and fast. They will have it tough once more and lose 2-0

LEICESTER CITY V SWANSEA It sounds like a riddle. The two sides have only faced each other six times and had never played each other before 2009.  The two sides have split the six meetings with each side winning three times.  The two have never drawn and only once have there been fewer than two goals.  Every time Leicester has won the final score was 2-1 and every time Swansea has won they kept a clean sheet.  The home side has won this fixture every time it has taken place. Sunday, can you unravel it by telling us the outcome this time?
Sunday: Leicester pulled the rabbit out of the hat with that last minute 3-2 comeback win at West Brom last weekend and I think they’d be on fire at home. But Swansea’s style of play kills a fast-paced opponent, something they’d deploy at Leicester. Without Gomis, the Swans do not have much of a goal threat but with some Shelvey magic, they should leave with at least a point.‎ 2-2
Aisha: Leicester are fighting for survival and gave themselves a huge boost with the 3-2 away win over West Brom. Swansea are already safe but I don’t see them losing this. I’ll go for a draw. 1-1
Kayode: With the season winding down, this game doesn’t mean a whole lot to Swansea but it does to the hosts.  They have everything to play for and their hunger for the three points will set them free! 1-0

STOKE V SOUTHAMPTON Stoke have not won any of their last four league games but then, the Saints have not won any of their last three away games in the league. Anyone for a drawn match?
Aisha: The Saints were impressive in their 2-0 win over Hull. The Champions League may be too much of a target now but they can certainly get the Europa League. Stoke are at home and will make this game very difficult. A draw will be a fair result. 2-2
Sunday: Stoke are comfortable in mid-table and have some key players injured while Southampton can bring down any opponent when on form but they are just gradually finding it and Stoke won’t allow them the full points. A share of the spoil looks ‎to be the most-likely outcome. 1-1
Kayode: Stoke City will hope to move above West Ham United with a win over Southampton at the Britannia but the Saints seem to be returning to the same level of form they displayed earlier in the season. I think i will go with the others by predicting a draw. 1-1

CHELSEA V MANCHESTER UNITED Chelsea’s last home defeat in the Premier League came almost exactly one year ago (April 19, 2014 v Sunderland). They meet United on April 18. Sunday, will lightning strike twice on the same spot?
Sunday: Game of the week. Mourinho’s eyes are firmly on that elusive league crown and would not mind a draw with his team yet to find their usual brilliance, grinding out results. Diego Costa is out injured and minus the potential threat of Eden Hazard, others in the attack look worn out, therefore he’d bank on his solid defence to bail him out against an on-form Man United. Louis van Gaal’s boys look to attack with width, and in Mata, Rooney and Herrera, they have the magic that can win them the day. De Gea should be back on form to help an improving defence and in Michael Carrick, United sets the tempo and this can help them win the game – if he is fit to start. 1-2 ‎
Aisha: The title is now so close for Chelsea they can almost touch it. If they win their next three games, they will be champions. But the first of those three games is against a red hot Man United. Knowing that United are playing better at the moment, I think Jose Mourinho will play this safe and settle for a draw. 1-1
Kayode: After embarrassing their noisy neighbours, United need to harass a noisy Jose Mourinho as well. Chelsea are huffing and puffing their way towards the finish line but they will fall into the booby trap set by the Red Devils at Stamford Bridge. 1-3

MANCHESTER CITY V WEST HAM UNITED West Ham defeated Man City 2-1 in the Premier League earlier this season – they have never won both games against them in a single campaign. Aisha, can they break the jinx?
Aisha: Manchester City’s title hopes are long gone. Their Champions League aspiration is also threatened after the 4-2 loss to bitter rivals United. Manuel Pellegrini can’t afford any more slips. Even a win may not save his job. City to win this 3-1
Sunday: Redemption for City and Pellegrini as they have home comfort and an underperforming West Ham visiting. The big boys should flex their muscles but the Hammer won’t roll easily. 2-0
Kayode: Man City have lost two league matches in April this season already – they have not lost three BPL games in a single month since November 2008. They should get back to winning ways against the Hammers, though. 2-0

NEWCASTLE V TOTTENHAM Newcastle have lost their last five games. If they lose this it will match their worst ever BPL run of defeats, set last spring.
Sunday, can Spurs add to their woes? Sunday: Both clubs have hit the home stretch with similar views. Newcastle are assured of being in the BPL next season – mathematically – and racked in profit but fans are angry for ambition in the transfer market. Tottenham are also safe but from their manager, Mauricio Pochettino’s words and body language, the team does not want to pursue a place in Euro next season in order to lead an assault for a Champions League position next season. Dead rubber.‎ 1-1
Aisha: Spurs have not been impressive of late and the 1-0 home loss to Aston Villa confirms this. But Newcastle have been poor themselves and shouldn’t be much trouble. I believe Tottenham Hotspur will win this 1-2.
‎Kayode: Newcastle have lost just one of their last eight BPL home games against Spurs (W5 D2 L1), but this defeat came last season. Since defeating Arsenal in February, Tottenham have won just three of their eight league matches (W3 D2 L3). Both sides are not particularly in impressive form so I think I will settle for a draw. 2-2

That’s our package for today. Join us same time next week. Bye for now!

Read more at: http://www.thecable.ng/bpl-panel-man-u-demolish-stamford-bridge

Kenny4lyfe:
WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME?

[i] [b][/b]Pastor Chris is a Professor of Theology and holds a PhD in Pneumatology-a study of the Holy Spirit and other Celestial Beings.

Hehehehehe.... study of celestial beings?

...Verily verily i tell u brethren, hell fire go full!!!

saintandsinnerz:
What I really don't get is why the Yorubas hated this man so much? Is he not a Yoruba man? Why the hate on him? Somebody just said it is because he seeked the support of Igbos and non indigenes in the election. Well if that is true, then the hatred the yorubas have for the Igbos is beyond this earth. If you take a look at all the comments in this thread, it is littered with yorubas abusing the Igbos for no just cause. When the Igbos respond they will say igbos this, igbos that. All I can see is people filled with hate and rabid gelousy. Just because jimi agbaje is seeking the support of other tribes, they now transfer d hatred they have for other tribes to him. They preferred to be to the apron strings of bola tinubu forever. While d man becomes more richer from "tithes" he receives from his stooges (fashola and maybe now Ambode) you lot continue to persih in poverty and hate. You guys should continue with your hate filled lives and see where it gets u

Bros, agbaje's mistake is simple: divisive politics. He focused his campaign on the ibos and non-indigenes while forgetting to even continue his campaign for votes from his own kinsmen. He promised the ibos heaven and earth in Lagos while he did not promise his own people anything... that's alienation and treason! In essence, he's saying he wants to sell Lagos to the non-indigenes at the detriment of his own tribe! It was a similar action that the Idahosa family did their home of Benin city that aided the British Invasion of 1894 and the exiling of the Oba of Benin. How can Agbaje say he'd exhalt the Eze title in Lagos, a yorubaland... is that sensible?!!! Its a traditional stool and only the Oba of lagos can promise such... so you think the oba would now fold his arms and see 'strangers' take over his land? Impossible!
I am trying my best not to sound tribalistic or sentimental here, but Agbaje's monumental errors was simply forgetting his own people in his manifesto over non-indigenes. Hence, his people turned their backs on him ans he WILL lose. #shikena

How can a president say he doesn't know the whereabouts of his wife? This is the height of disloyalty to a better Nigeria and coming from the first family, TREASON!!!
How will a member of the first family not vote, what does that tell of the president?
No wonder he couldn't have a firm grip on Nigeria. Good riddance to the Goodluck Ebele Jonathan family.

silibaba:
#teamJK

let's see if we can honour our next governor-elect governor jimi agbaje(the people's choice) with 5million likes before he is declared winner of the ongoing election.

JK can
we can

click like for Jk
click share for ab

Bros u no dey tire? Oya take Ambo-quine take solve ur insomnia wey dey affect ur brain funtn

temitemi1:
GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my role MODEL!!

I reckon [color=#990000][/color] FFK is your mentor... werey lasan-lasan!!!

That i am the returnin officer for the elections held on the 28th of March 2015.

That the election was contested between 14 political parties.

3. That the candidates received the following votes:
1. jci prof kelani - 22,125 votes
2. Alh O O galadima of ACPN received 40, 311 votes
3. Rafiu Salau of AD received 30, 673 votes
4. Dr Ibrahim Ahmad of ADC received 29, 666 votes
5. Ayeni Musa Adebayo received 53, 537 votes
6. Muhammadu Buhari of APC received 15, 424, 921 votes
7. Chief Sam Eke of received 36, 300 votes
8. High Chief Ambrose Owuh of HopeDP recieved 7, 435 votes
9. Comfort Oluremi Sonaiya of KOWA party received 13, 076 votes
10. Chief Martin Onovo of NCP received 24, 455 votes
11.Goodluck Ebele Jonathan of PDP received 12853162 votes
12. Alabowa Kelvin Chinedu of PPN received 24, 475 votes
13. Godson Odile O. Okoye of UDP received 9208 votes
14. Chief Drm Chiekus Okoye received 18, 220 votes

4. That Buhari that haven satisfied the requirements of the law and scored the highest number of votes is hereby declared winner of the election.

14DUI:
I am so happy.....Three happy Nigerians

Make it five, cos 2 more dey here

PDP did not sign the final result sheet oooooo!!!! Is dat an indication of impending litigation?!!

I dozed off and gen off, i wake up nw and as update say Jega still dey waka lyk snail i quickly run go pour backup fuel inside, put am on, kon siddon dey look jega one-on-one

No April fool this year ooo

goofyone:
Honestly thought i was the only one observing this. This is complete unprofessional journalism

Naaa... that's the real definition of professional journalism and non-partisanship. Switch to AIT and you'd see those guys already discussing as if all the results have been released by Inec and Jega declared gmb winner...



Sai Baba all d way noni

AbuMikey:
Honestly, I don't have any problem with Esans, or any tribe or group in Edo state and Nigeria.

But, Boy! The level of gullibility amongst the esans is second to none.
Imagine selling their votes and future for as low as 1K
that's so shîtty of them, ya know?

Blame Tony Anenih for this shame being brought upon Esan people. That man is pure evil... let me say it in esan language...

Azhen noh, o ma ho emi nor meh yeeye, nor buru o kwa oleh o ho khian!

He's a wizard, he doesn't want something good for us, he's always looking to destroy things!

emiye:
Keep calm, we are winning in 23 states........ FFK to PDP supporters

REMIX: FFK tells APC supporters

See as dem cut APC votes in Edo state!!! no shakin sha, GEJ don go already!

scantee:
I will never support apc over my dead body.

Na by force? Dem call you? Abeg pass me chewing stick jare *spits*