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3rd to comment on a thread since inception *dancing shoki* more upgrades to come #fp...

Ehmmm Nna, lemme return to u... ehm.... i have an idea i think will land u in olosho heaven or fine girls hell...

When u don sabi ur target drink 2 bottles of origin then go on and carry out ur mission. Tlk rubbish bt mk sure u tell her abt hw her thoughts have made u useless based on hw u approached her. Walahi, she go either slap u reset ur brain or she go laf u giv u an opportunity to prove ursef. #my3cent

Abeg ishilove farano make una helep this broda move to fp so dat experienced peeps can pour their brain for him to drink

Karleb:


@the latter part of your post. Don't try it if she's married o, don't say I didn't warn you!

Hehehe... well leme get to dah river, sorry lake, sorry geography, sorry basin, sorry stream, sorry Ocean 1st b4 i knw d kain canoe/ferry/boat/ship to take cross am.

As a parting shot, nt dah i hate datin young girlz o bt i lyk mk we be agemate, i no fit dey correct pikin wey her mama no do work finish ontop... i no fit be foreva-nanny

Pls where's d fight cos i cant see any.

Op abeg we need video, not children standin in front of dia hostel

Karleb:
You too like tori.

Actually, she was way older than I, as in she was a graduate when we met and I was still writing JAMB! So there was no way that could ever happen.

Hehehehe. Eyaaaah!!! Love nwantintin.

Me had one in nysc camp (same platoon but waaay older dan i am). She was just sooo heavy(frnt and bak axle) and matured, love her to the bones... first as a lover bt now as v.good friends. If we eva find ourselves in d same room, u knw d rest (even till 2mao!)

IamLEGEND1:
U listening bro?



U wait until u trademark ur brand unto dat äss, den u tell her itz inappropriate to go on with your office affair

O mu mi ranti ija baba mi pelu ijakumo, o da bi t'eni a de mo'le. Eni a de mo'le nko, ede lo de lor. Emi lomo ade jeje ogun oo erebente

Dnt even try decode dis story for d gods

Karleb:
I once fell in love with my boss, so it's nothing new. Just be careful and try not to break her heart.

Pls tell me d final part... you marry am?

afuye:
the guy must be extradited back to Nigeria. I hope our law and prison can deal with that

Panti awaits his arrival! #AnEyeForAnEye

[b][/b]Following the Buruji Kashamu extradition saga, i found this news in punch interesting... what do y'all think

The Lagos State Directorate of Public Prosecutions may soon be filing a request for the extradition of a British citizen, Deepak Khilnani, to face criminal charges in Nigeria.

Khilnani, an Indian-Briton chartered accountant, was said to have, along with one  Dr. Sushil Chandra, duped his Nigerian partner, Green Fuels Limited, to the tune of $8.8m in 2008.

The DPP, last week Thursday, filed a  charge marked ID/1544c/15 before the Lagos State High Court in Ikeja against the suspects.

The charge contains  four counts bordering on conspiracy, cheating, stealing and false representation.

It was learnt that Khilnani had since last year absconded to the United Kingdom after he was granted an administrative bail by the Nigerian police.

In one of the counts, the prosecution alleged that the suspects “fraudulently tricked Green Fuels Limited to pay greater sum for machinery purchased from Gentec Limited than it would have paid for such machinery.”

They were also accused of making false statement to the Corporate Affairs Commission “knowing same to be false, with intent to defraud the shareholders and members of Green Fuels Limited.”

The offences, according to the prosecution, contravened sections 390(6), 421, 422 and 436 of the Criminal Code Law, Cap C17, Vol.2, Laws of Lagos State, 2003.

Khilnani, it was learnt, is an ex-convict in the UK.

A conviction certificate dated November 13, 1998, issued by the  British Crown Court at Blackfriars indicated that Khilnani was jailed for 18 months after being convicted for “trading with intent to defraud creditors, false accounting and making false statement to auditors.”

The UK court document marked T19970811 and signed by J. Jordan stated that Khilnani was disqualified for six years under Section 2, Company Directors Disqualification Act 1986.

He was also ordered by the court to pay the prosecution cost of  £15,000.

gbegudujo:
No someone is missing a Doctor younger than the former minister

Dr. Beeko Ransome-Kuti!

gbengus17:
STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHT. NIGERIANS ARE SITING.

We fight for our rights on facebook, twitter, instagram... pitiful. No wonder the govt will never take us serious. We speak and type from both sides of our mouth and hand. Let d youths come out we'll start saying "mio fe ku" or "aye shi por ti mo fe je" or "awon omo won wa ni abroad, se emi ni kin wa pa ara mi ni?".

I dont blame us tho... if our fathers cant do the needful are they expecting their sons&daughters to do it? #smh

nerodenero:
If Nigeria is an Arab country, the whole country would have gone in flames.

Gbabee! Those arab boys no dey joke rara, dem for don storm aso-rock, enta all d oil farms and razed it to the ground. I trust them on dat one... take away their basic rights and they'd unite to kill u! #sureboys

Dottune:
See what we Funaab Students received. Two Days lecture Free

How about we d 'lecturers'? No free day for us?! [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

kenex4ever:
u almost made sense

U almost buy fuel, e wan reach ur turn na hin petrol station say fuel don finish

SLIDEwaxie:
pls, let me begin:

shey the guy blind eye, e just dey see say we dey suffer?

abi e never reach almost one month since all of them hoarded dem PMS?

Biko, let me second your comment...

Why now? Why this week? Would he have done similar thing if this friday is not handover day? He wants to open his depot, arm-twisting other marketers, forming patriotism eventhough he's acting judas among d thiefy lot of them.
From all i've read about this oil crises, d marketers are squarely to blame. They cried subsidy claim, they got huge part of the money but instead of payin debt to transporters that distribute d fuel dem pocket everything. Transporters strike say no money no fuel to filling stations, the marketer started claiming they are fighting for overhead costs incurred due to fall in naira, holding the FG to ransom after agreeing to push that discussion forward to a future date.
So from all this who is really suffering the masses, jonathan or Ifeanyi Ubah and his fellow marketers?
The marketers should be held responsible 100% bt now they want to form stupid patriotism? Let them know that every death that has occured due to dis fuel scarcity is their fault, every family that has not been able to feed well due to this fuel scarcity issue is squarely their fault... God's judgement will surely catch up on them... through Buhari, i hope.

tammie24:
IyaIode the slayer of TheEqualizer
Thumbs up

Seriously i was counting scores and IyaIode knocked TheEqualizer out like 6-0.
It was like watching Klitchsko pummel Samuel Peters
IyaIode equalized TheEqualizer, com score the winner join!

godoluwa:
RIP TO THE DEAD. AS 4 U godoluwa, I HATE U & THE ALMIGHTY GOD HATES U AS WELL.

Oya no vex guy, na vex 1st dey catch me b4. But nw i don calm down. I'm sorry for the initial and final rant
Oya chop knuckle...

hadizadeezy:
as if he got his act right in 8yrs

mtchewww baba oshi

At first glance @ d comment, i thought it was by godoluwa

Nigerians are seriously vexing ryt now! The country is passively grinding to a halt and d 'president' is silent lyk nothing is happening.

It is not right @all...

godoluwa, YOU ARE A FOOL. ENIYAN JATI-JATI OSHI. FENCE ENU

prettybella:
Black mentality SMH... meanwhile I run a black market ooo n I sell for 100N per liter

Pls i nid 200litres, if na true. Abeg inbox me ur numba ASAP. Tnx

godoluwa:
RIP TO THE DEAD. AS 4 U OLUSEGUN BABA IYABO, I HATE U & THE ALMIGHTY GOD HATES U AS WELL.

IDIOT YOU ARE. FOOL.

Joblessness and waste of precious mb

My main man Sly is gone!!!!

Gejpresident:
rubbish

anything from Africa its pooo

u people can't just wake up and talk rubbish

I'm happy I don't live in that Continent

i can tell u are not white. So because u manage go oyinbo man country u just de talk rubbish Maybe u even bath dead people over there, u come de form for "our" forum. U are quite stupid.[left][/left]

lifestyle1:
The only thing i read and understood in the article was where he mentioned pepper soup.

Isiewulising!!!

agarawu23:

agarawu23:
i cant say yet until i am in the shoe

For dis response alone, God will bless your marriage! Amen
Shango will strike down your enemies! Ase
Amadioha will deposit d body of ur haters in d evil forest! Ise
*gaggles mouth with schnapp and spits it on ur bald head*

rokiatu:
The peni...s and the pu..ssy.

Rokiatu haba now, u don popular reach now! Leave d dirty tlks for d newbies

mooremedia:
Bros u no sabi....you'll pocket one hand.....until she tells you to kneel down. Btw your own bad o.How u go get erection for live exam? ?

E don do me b4 buh not lyk dis really. I dey write dey tear dem questns unto say dem serve put for my hand na him d urge jus run come, based on say my brain still get chance imagine one fyn chick i dey distop for dept. Buh i dint erupt sha cos i send dtin bak to hin forefathers!

ennyhola:
Even if u av d expo with u,u won't av d time to use it
30mins for 70questions

35mins--50questions(phs,chm ,sts,MTS)



I REP FUNAAB

Wc set u be? Well, we na d old unaab ('08 set) and na only paper examz den. Buh specialty my clan na bonding. We can form all sorts of bond from hydrogen (2 pple) to covalent (4pple) and double covalent (6 or more pple) and electrovalent (feeders scattered around to feed different groups with d main source in d middle of d hall ). I can confidently say dat we enjoyed over 90% success rate!

So na 3rd page i wan come buy land put ehn choi! Diaris Godu ooo

Well, onto d mata @op, i go allow her escape oo cos if dem meet us togeda in such state, dem go wan do dah tin and u knw say if dem do ur wife for ur front na somtin wey go destroy d house be dat! So its beta to chop d beating dan for dem to chop d puna, tk my money and still beat me mercilessly