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I am yet to come to terms with Nigeria’s defeat of the topmost footballing nation on the continent in Sunday evening’s African Cup of Nations quarter-final.

Looking back again, I never envisaged a game in which Nigeria would dominate the mighty Elephants of Ivory Coast. Neither did the majority of soccer followers all over the world give them a chance against the tournament favourite.

As the Eagles trooped onto the pitch to celebrate at the blast of the final whistle, the ‘big boss” celebrated with his hands in the air, somewhat depicting a man whose words were acted out on the pitch to perfection. To think that we dominated the mighty Ivoirians made the victory not only surprising but pleasing to the Nigerian populace. That the Eagles flew so high to topple the mighty Elephants is a scene that has not been witnessed in a long time.

The last time I saw a majestic Eagles team was coincidentally in the quarter finals against Cameroun years back, when Jay-Jay Okocha (who incidentally was in South Africa to cheer the players on) masterminded a determined Nigerian side to a 2-1 victory in Tunisia. This was a totally tactical victory that reminded me of Mourinho’s Inter Milan’s plotting of Barcelona’s fall in a technically induced 3-1 victory at San Siro on their way to UEFA Champions League triumph.

The Eagles’ performance was flawless, as they engineered a perfect game. As I predicted, the Nigerian wingers orchestrated the fall of the Ivoirians with the exploitation of the spaces left by the attacking full backs while the goalkeeper didn’t cover himself in glory.

Personnel-wise, Vincent Enyeama led from the back, Elderson Ichiejile played energetically like he does for Benfica, Efe Ambrose showed his versatility and (surprisingly) dribbling skills, while the midfield trio did not contest any battle in the midfield but directed passes to the wings. The duo of Victor Moses and Emmanuel Emenike almost perfectly worked the spaces left by attacking forays of Eboue and Tiene, while Brown Ideye gave Zokora and Bamba a torrid day in office.

Kudos must go to Stephen Keshi, as he finally showed his tactical acumen by utilising his best weapons, working on the Ivoirians’ weaknesses and deflating their attacking arsenal. Gervinho and Salomon Kalou were silenced, the midfield trio of Yaya Toure, Romaric and Tiote were bypassed, while Drogba was not given too much space to operate.

The presence of Eminike on the wings was a masterstroke from Keshi, who left Musa on the bench. Eminike repaid the faith by tormenting the Ivoirian defence throughout the match with his power and pace, and striking a thunderous shot for the first goal. Even when the Ivoirians equalised, the Eagles kept their heads up and stuck to the original game plan with palpable determination, which culminated in the second and winning goal.

Nights like this make Nigerian soccer faithful and optimists believe that if these Super Eagles can overcome a tricky but equally tactical and determined Malian side, the Nation’s cup will be ours to lose. Who knows, the “big boss” may already have another “game plan” for the Malians (Unless, maybe, the presidency has signed an MOU with the Malian nation to allow us an easy pass). Go Super Eagles!!!

http://www.flairng.com/index.php/sports/item/299-and-the-eagles-soared-higher-than-the-world

A preview of today's game at address below:

http://www.flairng.com/index.php/sports/item/292-preview-cote-d%E2%80%99ivoire-vs-nigeria

Enjoy and leave ur comments! Thanks

sunnyeinstein: #Wyclef_jean- Wish you were here
Gunpowder

Lemme add dis:
Sir Victor Uwaifo - Erame (meaning: my daddy)...
The lyrics strike my nerves and i can't help it, d fact dat its sung using the bini language makes it worse... Uncontrollable tears.

#Wyclef_jean- Wish you were here
Gunpowder

wanderlust007: very very very slim

My dear, call a spade a spade... There's no chance at all on that one, sorry.

Abdul Adam56: Heartless fans,if terry g they there fans go die every day.

If terryG dey dia, bell go finish for market... Church bells go miss join!!! *rotfl*

Rocktation: *I pack hand for head

I follow u join oooo my sister

davroca16: Mine was 8 years ago when I was a waec candidate, I met her in an exam hall and she was my seat mate. The paper we were writing that day was biology, she had difficulties in decoding most of the questions. 20 mins before the ending of the paper, I was done with my answers and was waiting for the supervisors to end the exam. I knew her answer sheet was empty. And she was the preety and classic type. I guess she was feeling shy/ashamed to ask for help, and I did not want to look like a desperate helper in her eyes so I flipped my answer sheet just to make her know I was true with mine, but her pride would not let her ask for help. So I asked her if she needed my help, she replied with a smile on her face saying yes; she said she did not know how to tell me I smiled aswell. Without much hesitation, I gave her three of my answers in essay. she copied it like a machine. She sucessfully answered four question. after the exam, we left the exam hall together. We had a little discussion, and with my helpful nokia torch, I took her phone number. Ever since then we became sooo close untill. We had admission in different schools and parted for good.........................THAT'S HOW I FOUND MY FIRST LOVE.

You call dis love?!!!! Tufia! U met ur patner-in-crime!!! No wonder u guys parted... No more exam to cheat in! And guess u found ur next "love" in anoda exam hall! Mtchew!!! *run outside to play suwe with my nieces*

biggboy: still needed.. My budget again is 5k.

Still tryin to enquire if 7k is possible. Will let u knw hwfar lata

Enof of dis kind of topic... Tired of seeing same thing over and over again. Next pls!

U be Noisemaker true true *runs back to drink my soaked garri*

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I have a white javelin UK used, would u like it?

Naphye: Pls how does FUNAAB POST UME looks like. Am going for Economics. . . . 1st choice (N CAN I MAKE IT 2ND CHOICE?)

@naphyne, i'll advise u first concentrate on getting a high jamb score first before disturbing yourself with another headache. Best of luck. Also, i can see that you are coming for COLMAS, it Iڪ extremely hard gaining admission into that college o! Limited number admittable, so excellence should be your watchword for the exams. Wish u success allround

pseudonomer: The school is still popularly known as her old name UNAAB.

I know, i'm am alumnus. Dnt tink i can come to terms wit d FUNAAB sef. Wc level are u?

Firstly, who r u in the school, student or staff? Which department or college?

Secondly, d skool is FUNAAB, not UNAAB.

U are right though about not picking funaab as a second choice skool, dats a wasted slot.

k2039: What Is It With Women And Fashion?.

At least we men tolerate your 6hours of make-up for a 1hour event! So pls dnt grumble/complain

Mr mad loverman, continue ooooo!!!! Dis movie too suspense romance *shine teeth*

Guy continue oooooooo!!!!
Infact i don clear my table to finish dis ur movie! #waiting

How did u make it to frontpage!!!!
Abeg pour me garri and kulikuli make i drink jor!

dewize01: Universally, when two people are given birth to with a time interval, the one that comes first would be regarded as the elder of the two. However in Yoruba land, reverse is the case when it comes to a set of twins. The last to come is believed to be the elder. The general reason is that the last, being the elder, sent the younger to see if the way is through and signify by crying. But could this be true?

Sorry ehn! D story u just told us is a pranky joke used by yorubas to make d twins feel good. Don't get fallacies into ur skull as d real thing

Alarm ke?! Dey don't want progress nw, so should dey be worried. Let them unite to end boko naram menace. Oh! They are co-horts.... Stiupid people. Mtchew

Make i drink gari abeg. Next!

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I hope for a draw or totenham win. As long as tot'ham no crumble at d death

Boss13: A true lesbian never changes because she enjoys her sexual orientation. What you have been associating yourself with are bisexuals and frustrated ladies (sorry).

@boss13, abeg help me tell @richard oo, say he has been doing retards! I no go too talk o, make moderator no evict me ooo ☎ ☺