₦airaland Forum

histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.

histemple, your comment deserves "the best-ever comment" award on NL. Seun Osewa and all mods&super mods, kindly see to it that the awardee is awarded! *clapping 1million claps for u*

Freemanan:
Osadebe... Feeling him since 1739....
Orlando Owoh - since 1733...


YOBA CHUKWU

I still rock this song till tomao. I stumbled on, and downloaded an album of nigerian great oldies... love it!

Olufemiolaolu:
Who starting bloody coup in Nigeria in 1966? u better read ur histroy well.

DONMAYOR19 come and hear the question again ooooo...

Thank you Olufemiolaolu, my fellow nigerian, may God bless you for asking that fundamental question. When Majors Nzeogwu and Ifeajuna plus his fellow eastern region guys convinced few non-notherners to their side to carry out the first coup, nobody said nothing. But wen Hausas retaliated in the 2nd group, igbos took out there drums and started shouting biafra from pillar to post- cue Ojukwu. Even Azikiwe joined them but later betrayed his brothers by switching allegiance to Nigeria during the civil war. Igbos just dont want to admit it: they are their own worst nemesis. You blame other people for your 'trouble' but fail to see the internal war and treason that keeps tearing you apart. Smh

DONMAYOR19:
Hausa people and killing. It has tail


Danjuma started boko in 1966 before this d.ullard

Bros, so danjuma started it eh? B4 Ironsi became head of state there was Prime Minister Tafawa Balewa who was seized and murdered by coup plotters (dey dint touch azikiwe oo) mostly of eastern origin, that's y ironsi became d head of state. Remember they also killed Finance minister Okotie-Eboh too, so d northerners never started d killings, easterners did!

Acekidc4:
See the Fooolish Question you are Asking Me!!

Did Mary Die a VirginAnswer Me Fast fast!!

Bros, the reason why the word "virgin" is used with mary is that he carried baby jesus without prior canal knowledge of a man. She had other children after Jesus but what set her apart is the fact that she was found a virgin and submitted to the will of God to carry the pregnancy of baby Jesus even with all the shame/contempt the people would show her back then for being "pregnant" out of wedlock.
Also, if u read the scriptures well u'd know that Mary has Jesus' number. That is, if he asked jesus for somtin, he does it. That's why catholics pray to her to 'intercede' for them to her son Jesus Christ. They (We) dont worship her. #AsIwasTaughtInCatechism

prettythicksme:
yes, i am about doing it for u

Pls do quick and temme ooo, i want oyel rig job ooo, #1m per month ooo. Even if he say 3months lease on ur holy ghost centre, pls do!

isacolukay:
I bet the gal would be as sexy as you.



But what was the foolish man thinking? Have marathon sex with a lady probably in her mid twenties and survive? At 71?

Hmmm, u r using style-style to syk Jenny1010 abi?
Jenny dont gree ooo, he's almost 71 ooo

prettythicksme:
Here to read comments ungrateful guys

So pretty my love, will you do it for me?

2nd to comment, stc.

Viciyus:
me dey suspect say he be cultices, how on your normal sense you go just remove person stuff nylon?

Me dey suspect say Ruq go be lyk some guyz wey go use gadgets wreck so tey dem go use rubberband, cellotape, papertape or blacktape hold d tin make e still dey work afta expiry date... dem no dey lyk see guy still flashing it fresh!

Ruq:
The guy lucky say no be me be im room mate na so my guy dey protect laptop nylon, one midnight as im dey sleep na so I comot nylon.

Evils u are!

buskie13:
Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working, so she
called a Repairman. He couldn't accommodate
her with an evening appointment, and, since she
had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll
leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,
leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the
check. By the way, don't worry about my
Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever
you do, not under any circumstances talk to my
parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's
apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest
and meanest looking doberman he had ever seen.
But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there
on the carpet, watching the repairman go about
his business.
However, the whole time he was there, the parrot
drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling,
and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
stand it any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you
stupid ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied:
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
"Get him, Spike!!!

Aminat508 if u r d one @ ur dp, pls will u marry me? Mk i quick ask b4 all dis NL guy carry dia tools come ur side.
Jus temme u'd consider, i go dey do d hookup soonest (from 2nyt). You too gbaski

WokoJoshua:
Nigerian soldiers at their best.

Bros, the Nigerian Police performed the best. Their synchronization was flawless. I didnt think they could do half of what they based on all their rubbish attitude.
The soldiers try oo but dem still no rhyme wella.
Na the Naval forces fall my hand finish, they were wacky all tru the march-past. No wonder militants dey thief oil without resistance on the sea! *spits*

FLAWLES:
.m ibo based Edo(Auchi

Oh ok. Can we connect? Make i pm u?

Ur signature looks lyk u oo

FLAWLES:
.u er from Benin i guess?

Guess u r not fully conversant with Edo tribes cos i already said am an Esan boy (or Ishan lyk d Yorubas call it). From a village in Ubiaja. Wia u from, me lady?

We full ground, Esan boy to the core. We always dey watch as tinz dey go without making noise!

All i can see here is that dis op was paid to come and sing Uba's praise here. And blame a certain 'cabal' for the garrulous posture of the strikers (Uba inclusive).
My question for op is this: was Uba not complying with the strike action before turning judas and spewing rubbish?
If yes, may amadioha kiss u and uba, if NO, go and sin no more

PS: Andy Uba's capital oil is majorly a storage facility for NNPC, dats y even nnpc could not sell again when it hit everyone hard. Now tell me, someone that held the nations's fuel in his reservoir for weeks without release how can he be claiming patriotism on the eve of their evil deeds being exposed? Anuofia!

Willie nelson
Kristof kristoferson
Johnny cash
Ray price
June carter and the carter family
Dolly 'lovely' parton ('my blue tears' is my fav)
Don williams (Tulsa time is my favrite of his)
Kenny rogers......

....i love old skool country

Op, try download 'Highwaymen' by willie nelson and others, and "seven spanish angels" by willie and Ray charles. its oooold skool.
You can thank me later

Been in a relationship for over 8yrs now, 5 of it as long distance. We see once in a while and sometimes we get lucky and see for 2 straight weeks or a month.
But really, its not easy mheeeeeen..... sleepless nights, lonely nights, days when u jus need a companion not d sex. Buh really, if i'd measure d relatnship using my barometer we for don seperate but her faithfulness (99%) and my assurance (1%) is what's been keeping us togeda ever since. We cld get married next year by God's grace. Buh long distance relatnship is not for the weak ooooooooooOoooooooo!!!