₦airaland Forum

You need to know your triggers ...... stop there.

Sometimes, many dont have a record of their medical history with which to acquire a medical report

Sometimes it is shere ignorance not know there is need for a medical report, unless it was made compulsory

WHO ARE THESE INHERITANCE SYNDROME FAZE GUYS?

THE HOUSE THEY SOLD WAS TO WHO? AND WERE THE HOUSES TAKEN OUT OF NIGERIA? someone in nigeria bought it .... very simple.

THEY COULD NOT ADD VALLUE TO WHAT THEY GOT ..... THEY COULD NOT FANTHOM SOMETHING OUT IN THIS LAND WHERE THERE SO MANY NEED TO BE MET

THEY ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO THINK OUT OF THE BOX..... JUST 3.5M TO READ AND WRITE AND NOT TO INVEST OR INNOVATE ...... THEY SHOULD GO AND LEARN FROM THE TWO CHAPPS THAT STATED APTECH

THEY WANT TO KEEP LIVING IN THE LUXURY THEY GREW IN WITHOUT WORKING FOR ANYTHING

SMART GUYS ARE GATHERING THE KOBOKOBO HERE AND RAKING MILLIONS FOR THE BANKS TO USE FOR DAILY CASH TRANSACTIONS, STILL IN NIGERIA

WHO CAN TELL IF IT WAS NOT STOLEN MONIES THAT PAID THIER 3.5M GOOD FOR EMPTY LEARNING THEN?

NOW THERE IS NO CONTRACT MONEY TO PICK FREELY FOR THEIR PRIVILEDGED COMRADIER ..... SO THEY HAVE TO RUN

ABROAD NOW, DO THEY PICK MONEY ON THE STREET and IS THEIR INVESTMENT OVER THERE ENOUGH TO ELEVATE THEM? NATHER !!

NOW THEY COMPLAIN FROM WHERE? EMPTY SKULL, EMPTY POCKET OR BUSINESS THRONE?

Kindly tell them ...Nothing is wrong with Nigeria, they should change their thinking.

HE WAS TALKING AS IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING TO INVEST IN NIGERIA


PLEASE KINDLY REMAIN THE SLAVE YOU ARE IN CANADA OR US OR EUROPE ..... AND leave us who are making our gradual progress to Live better than YOU in Nigeria

MANU was in 6th position for 6 moths and returned to 6th position after 60 days again...... their matter na end time? 666 ni?

OTA PO JU ENEMY LO ..... SO MANY OTAMENDI THEM

JUST ORDERED FOR GRAVITY 1

Even if Sherif/shekauwas sent from APC to destroy PDP, what were they thinking?

But watch the role Fayoshe and Wike played to bring him in, it means Fayoshe destroyed PDP while and Wike was the financier.

Also remember, when that PDP Tom Ikimi came to APC and wanted to be Chairman at all cost, what happened? He was eased out quickly because they know PDP sent him to come and destroy APC too.

It means PDP was merely a money making machine MMM/ATM and never a party. Where are all those party bigwigs? OK, Body language weed them away abi?

Now Fayoshe with his childish talks nowproved that he is just a small boy playing baby politicks of cry cry tantrums, thinking he is criticizing the present govt whereas he doesnot even know how to play opposition role. What does he think the role of Governors Forum is? Can he negotiate any thing at the center for them now?

Wike is a dullard by following Fayoshe, despite having seen the heavy political moves that has characterize his state in the last one decade . Shame to whatever remains of PDP.

Even if its nit a car, he has solved his own mobility problem

What does Ambode really want to achieve, wht is he after?

Fashola worked and chopped... is that all?

So, lets see Ambode work and not chop.....if that will please Tinubu, no problem.

Inflated Contract is not my problem in Nigeria comparatively, but fund diversion and stealing without the work, is it.

I saw Osama Bin Ladin for Nigeria Ikeja Airport before. I mean am. if you see the followership ehn, you go agree.

They come here freely and nobody will stop them, our officials go even they fight for small dolars wey the guy go just throw up, that's all.

Somebody say e no go happen for Igboland ehn?

Try ISIALANGWA or ASABA, AGBOR or Enugukwu.... you go know say oro is nothing.

NO NEED TO FEAR, BUT DONT GO TO TEMPT.

But if by mistake you enter Town on such occasion, exercise your faith in God. Shikena.

hahahahaa!!

Naija no de carry last !!! .................... but we no dey carry first sha o.

Some Country sabi each of all Characters pass us, the only difference is that while they only have one stereotype (specialty), we are still in the topside of ALL shades of activities and characters.

Most of the time, these kind of plea are just cheap blackmail against a well meaning Government.

1. There must have been due notice to them

2. Some people might have assured them that they should not bother (after collecting money from them)

3. They put their containers and make shift stores on the road or the foot lay-by or on drainages and never care about the consequences.

4. Naturally, our market traders are stubborn, they like to waste their money to erect shops where it is prohibited often (Check the fence of Bori Camp at East West road in Port Harcourt, Bodija roundabout in Ibadan, Oshodi Motor Park/Under the bridge, Jankara in Lagos, Ebute Ero Roadsides, or Onitsha Bridge head, Ariaria in Aba etc.

Is this MARRIAGE or Manage?

because: no be wedding, na introduction and she is just a baby mama.......af all

Wetin make those who went through all the marriage process do ni?

Short cut no dey for climbing palm tree oo

We don't mean the Expense Account, we are talking about National Income here.

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala only tried to take care of expenditure approvals because of the Bureau of Public Procurement procedure, but that is after all the Incoming funds are already diverted to individual accounts, they are now taking again from even the little one deposited into the Federal account.

Example. Tax, where staff of BIR will tell companies to pay 30% of the tax due into Federal account and another sum into certain accounts (may be another 30% of the due sum) so that a 40% moratorium could be granted to the defaulting company. To the Govt all that was gotten is that sum represented by that 30 % whereas to the company they paid that sum for 60% and save 40%. But some private earners got that 30 'shillings' you know? Thereafter NOI will now approve the spending of that sum in the Federated account via BOPP approvals.

She did all that for how many years?

And you are still justifying that? Na wa for you oo

Nonybb:
You know Goodluck Jonathan visited Aso Rock recently to meet with Buhari. Maybe he gave him the advise. Thank you GEJ the "shoeless" for advising the "brainless"

bUT REMEMBER, that a Doctorate in Zoology and an Old Fulani Cattle Rearer.... who understands and control the cow better? The Acada man go talk theory of modern practice so tey we go tire because he does not have the modern facility too, but he needs to learn a lot from the Cattle rearer, who had a first hand experience on the life and local (available facilities) practice of getting the cattle productive.

Like OBJ said, that we need more NATIVE INTELLIGENCE to deal with Nigeria's problem more than all those modern economic theories that do not have a foundation to build on in Nigeria.

Our primary problem is what ? CORRUPTION

Not the theory and practice of Econiomics, income, production, services or international trade. We have all the blighting potentials for these.

The Car owners may wait for many months if they wait for that truck owner to buy car for them, does that truck look like SHELL own? sometimes that na 'man must wak' sand loader get am. He will be pleading to repair the cars with one 'mgbuka' panel beater until you are frustrated to just believe with him that 'it is the devil's work', meanwhile no car for you for another six months and if he manage deliver, it will be lexus chasis, Honda fender, camry gear, jetta exhaust..... you no what I mean.... plus plenty 'putty' and fade paints.

Just go and thank God, buy another car if you can or just forget and manage your life from there...

when you have people like Adekunle Fajuyi, Nzeogwu, Muritala, Ebitu Ukiwe, Mohamadu Buhari, Tunde Idiagbon, Ishola Williams, Onoja, Ike Nwachukwu, Joe Garba ...... metamophos into political leadership of a Nation, you have hope of better things.......because, even as Military officers with commanding powers, they were still humane, disciplined and yet avoid opulence and the opportunities of riches to get into their head....those are great men. MY HIGH SALUTE !!!

This is Super excello-magnificient robotic display of footballing malanomeria

Merciless Messi

After they have finished carting away the oil monies in the name of subsidy, now it should be removed. Awon Ole barawo

Who said one million people voted in Rivers State? where did they come out from? na lie oo

Why do you Think a woman when fat is not fit? what is meaning of fitness? A skinny woman is just skinny, she may have health problems that sucks her dry.

A woman that could be very healthy and still be smart. Its anybody's own physique. And funningly, in Africa it is believed that a skinny woman has problems troubling her. She cannot afford not to grow up and wide when her mind is at rest, she eats well, bore children and enjoys good rest.

EVERY tonto wants maid immediately they get married but they don't want their husband's relation nor their own sisters.

I just wonder somehow, WHY?

and yet you expect another man's child to be your slave !!

HOUSE MAID 'bing' is SLAVERY with some salary. CHIKENNA!!

I resisted that in my home. My relations or hers have to stay with us, her brother and my sister. They were already part of our responsibility, so they were at home. Bet it, you can't maltreat them anyhow, they are your blood.

After both went Higher Institutions, my wife arrange a house-girl from Her town quietly. I welcomed her and wished her to enjoy her holiday, when school was about to open, just sent her with her school fees to her parents.

I then explained to my wife "don't worry, she's just the age of our second son, I think our three children can do what ever she can do, even better, because they already know it is their responsibility at ages 11, 9 and 6 to assist you and take care of the home, so use them: Three is better than one"!!

My wife could not argue the facts.

So guys don't quarrel, just plan your logical sequence

she should rather kill herself instead of committing suicide......... sebi my grammar be like 'Bayelsas' ? or are my wrong?

the question I ask people often is, if love is enough for marriage?

Love is still a fantasy world in this our part of the world. Some think if he loves her, he will not admire another woman, that's in the US!!

How many of our Mothers married their husband out of love, its often out of a duty. And they focus on the duty while the love grows up.

These days, things are different. love is essential, first and the final safety valve to succour with when the crisis 'center' comes in. however, love is not enough to guarantee a lasting marriage anymore: Commitment, duty and hold on against the odd is now essential, even if the other partner don't love you enough, you will sustain.

BUT... don't drop your guy because someone is better, richer or prettier. You may go to who else you like, if he loves you, commits to take care of you for life, serious to marry you as you cant wait for this guy. You can always reiterate your reason any day 'You were not ready'.
The reason is simple and does not hold regrets.

All said, what does God say? Have prayed and let God's angel make it happen? What has God told you? Remember you don't know the future

SorryPius Anyim's mother, not the SGF himself. Apologies.

have you noticed that God had turned it around such that it is the relations of the rich and mighty who become a saqcrifice before things get better?

Nwobodo's son (first son, heir apparent) now died, will make the UNTH Porvost and Doctors to sit up. Good for the masses.

Mama Patie's foster mother had to die on Isiokpo road before that portion of the road was finally completed. Good ride for us from Elele to Airport. Also, the Eleme-Refinary-Okrika road and in-town polos potholes were filled and new tarred road everywhere. Wakri-Kesse!!!

Former Senate president Pius Anyim (now SFG) died sequel to an episode related to Kerosine scarcity some years ago, just after Kerosine retail price was increased. After that, coincidentally anyway, Kero-direct initiative came up.

I took the death of Gen Azazi for his village to be prepared presentable, where he had no house.

It took the effort of BOKOHARAM to push our Leaders to think of getting relevant and up-to-date security surveillance and military equipment, with all these years of heavy military and security budgets that never get returns to the federal purse.

It is when BH conquered the CDS's village that the army woke up to push back the insurgents.

It was when a lawmaker's son of Motorcycle accident that 'Okada' was banned in Bayelsa.

Enugu banned high jack bike because the 'Boys' can rob the GRA and escape despite their special police post and Bakassi 'militia' that guards them, where what the other police post does was to molest innocent people.

Sometimes, I start to wonder that may we need to pray for calamities to befall our Rich and Mighty, so that we can start to enjoy the dividend of Democracy. Abi wetin I talk?

RUBBISH, IDIOTIC, STUPID .....Whatever you like term it, but that is the result of my own research...We now have a prayer point somehow.

As much as I wish the Nwobodos my condolence, yet I just wish to say it should not be special news. The cock has come home to roast and its also a case of what goes around, comes around.

If all the ex-governors and ex-presidents or ex-health ministers (a good number from the east) had done their only job of providing facilities and render services for the benefit of the people in genral, it would have benefited their family too. They always think of ensuring the health of their families abroad and leave the masses to linger in want, unknown to them that it will reach them at the same corner to their homes to linger in wrath also.

The chicken must always come home to roast (even if it is until xmas. many fowls might have died within the year, xmas is also not the end of the year. so they all died in the YEAR)

Keep pulling together when you're being pulled apart.


That's all. It has helped me

Chidexter:
Felicia @age 18: what kind of a man would you like to marry??

Answer: I will like to marry, an handsome, tall. fair rich man, who cares about my feelings.

Felicia @age 22: what kind of a man would you marry.

Answe: A tall, good looking and moderately rich man.

Felicia @ 30 what kind of a man would you marry?

Answer: ehn, not so tall, not so handsome and just a middle class.

Felicia @ 42 what kind of a man would you marry

Answer: Abeg. leave me!!! Man na Man

Gbamm!! See the philosophy of the 'Ages'. Ladies should define their best line average from here hahah!!!

However let them know if its your decision, otherwise give a simple word of faith 'God gives children' as answer and I bet it, nobody will ask you again. That was my method and what I advised friends. Amazingly, it worked.

Marriage is between the man and woman. I believe also that marriage is complete with or without the child. A child is not the marriage itself but it is a fruit of marriage, one of the numerous purposes for marriage.

The important thing is what the couple agreed and even if they planned for children but did not come, the man must stand by his woman. He should defend his woman and take the blame for the childlessness, it will help the woman to stabilize and the bond stronger. This is one thing you will never regret no matter how tough the situation look.

When people expect you are pregnant few months after wedding, they are only being normal because, all things being equal, with all the emotions, joy, overwelhm, loving, honey-moon and the 'night shots' that comes naturally, something must happen 'ovary-wise' in that period whether you plan it or not, the 'mis-take in' must happen. Its just natural, else you must be 'supernatural' or 'anti-natural' to miss the 'aura fetch'.

So don't blame them, blame yourself, for the pressure if it was your decision or for unknown reasons you didn't get pregnant. I should always expect 1+1 to be equal to 2, except in abstract algebra (or Merger and acquisition) where may be 1+1=1 or 1+1=3. Like I said that is ABSTRACT, not normal waec. We judge you by WAEC before BACHELORS, even the Prof of abstract must explain why 1+1 <>2. So you owe them an explanation, unless they are not your friends because whoever asked you is only concerned about YOU.

fortdaniels:
1. She is not obligated to have kids.
2. If she wishes to, it is her right to decide when she wants to do so.

Nigerians are such retards, forcing people into decisions they do not wish to have. Personally, I do not want kids and fukk anybody (Family, Friend or Foe) that decides to meddle in my affairs.

I am waiting to see a couple who discussed while courting and decided not to have children in their marriage. Then I believe you.