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[quote author=*Kails*]
poor kid,
it will take him 20 years to fill out the bubbles on his testing sheets! [/quote]Na true oh.... have to use middle initial be that.

Some of the Indian names are intriguing, so I will give my son an Indian middle name ... Gopalakrishnansubranayam.
1st name, whatever him mama like .... meanwhile I de look for him future mama oh ...

miketonic: i will name my first son ASHAWO...i like that name, someone told me it mean love and prosperity

Well in a way that is correct.....ashawo is an act of love making and if you serve rich clientele then you will be relatively prosperous .

mysticgal: I love this names like white,my firstborn a boy would bear henry chukwuemeka ...ladida,secondborn a gal...yollanda chioma or chukwunato....ladida,thirdborn a boy....maurice chiemere or chinecherem..ladida,fourthborn a gal ressonance or alicejasmine chukwubuso or chinagorom....ladida,i hope i spelt the names well ..... and my kids would be fair,i like fair guyz

Well I hope you no black too much or you fit spoil the whole equation !!

Hmmmmm what an incredulous conspiracy theory by the OP. I bet you he can even put a twist on boko haram boys and claim they are all innocent men who were directly turned rogue by our goverment's SSS using some witchcraft on them while they were all vacationing in Niger republic.

Why are we even discussing predominantly oyimbo issues on NL.....that too with FP status with a mere 1.5 pages of posts.. .what a waste .... let me find that Ashawoo and the hornee Jehovah preachers thread instead...

GooseBaba: I think one of the girls notice say one of the guys strong prick dey follow share the gospel, so she sef ku ku ma bring toto by force.. There is no way where prick wey dey sleep go enter toto ....not even in biblical times..!

Nice one.....and here is an extra Like in addition ......

Isn't this whole thread in violation of the (restrictive) NL rules? ...... Abi de mod don sleep or de toilet??

OpeOje: .......But then the witnesses should have gone in pairs sha

They did go in pairs but then each of them now entered separate ashawoo room "did their thing" and now no wan gree pay money ..... dats not good.

solomon111: Why is obama hated by the majority of white americans?
It seems they can't wait for the guy to leave the white house.
*comments on yahoo are hilarious*

I don't think you should consider the vile anti Obama comments on public forums as representative of everyone. Remember it is only the angry ones who go out there and post a lot and all over. Also remember it is this same group of "majority white Americans" that voted for him not once but twice!

engrtee: the preachers left every sensible place to preach in a brothel . them never talk wetin carry them go there.

We know why the preachers went there and willingly got nakked ..... there were trying to "preach" to the ladies in that joint in the nuude. Then after the marathon "preaching" the tired men refused to pay for their services and now concocted this cokk and bull story!

9jadelta: how many bridges has collapsed in nigeria? Name 2

[quote author=N_girl]That's exactly what I was wondering.. Na wa for some people [/quote]Ha ha - e true oh, but let us face facts, we cannot even compare the number of bridges in Nigeria to USA or even the number of vehicles or traffic. Also I don't even get what people are arguing about, are we trying to compare infrastructure between the two countries (which is like a bad joke) or we should sympathize with USA for this incident. Isn't that more in line with out Nigerian spirit and character

adaobi123: na wa ooo ! what is happening nowadays ?

victme1: Na because Man de Marry Man.

In that case, forget bridge collapse, the world should 'ended' a long time ago because men have been (bleep)ing each other since the BC ages

[quote author=Red-Light]i weep for america failed country[/quote]interesting.... and in your view, which country(ies) is not failed, i am curious to know?

[quote author=buklan4real@yah]I think she has started eating some foods now. she b like WORM b4[/quote]Am curious, who's the 'golden standard' you are comparing too.... Afro Candy?

smothly: I don't think they are boko haram,may God accept the souls of the dead.

Agree, sounds like a personal vendetta executed under the guise of BH. Such incidents are indeed happening on many northern states. Gangs are using the "umbrella" of boko haram menace to carry out their atrocities.
RIP to the dead.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]And Christian/other women are not?
LOL!![/quote]...not as much I guess

^^^
Na true oh, so even bridge de collapse for the great US of A.

I'm cornfused , is this the same person as the lovely Afro candy??

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]Not all Nigerians hate dogs...in fact...I love them..I consider my dogs part of my family.....These are my Dogs...A sheepdog, rottweiler ...the little one is mixed....[/quote]It is good to see a Rottweiler with such a calm demeanor and gets a long very well with children. .... amazing pix and thanks for sharing them.

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]What does she do sef? Does she work on nairaland? [/quote]Yes, she provides wonderful mammary visual pleasures to some NL patrons and administrators

No oh. My dog is my best friend - literally and figuratively. He does not judge me, is very loyal and protective of our space. I also have a cat - don't care that people think cats are connected to winch -craft. That, frankly is a myth from the 19th century that should have long died. My dog does squeeze face small when I'm having some cat time but such is life I say to him

Please out of that 10,000 mega watts of electrical wonder, I am begging for just 1 kilo watt to reach my parlour, make man pikin take am to boil beans - thank you.

Her milkshakes surely brings all the boys to the yard

@lorretta (saw you asked this b4) Almajiris...are young male boys who are put under the guidance of a scholar for a period in their lives (10 years or so). They live with and are taught by this 'scholar'. While the original intentions may have been good many years ago, it is currently a failed system. The poor boys live and grow in poverty without gaining any modern day skill set to enable them to be competitive in the labour market.

Billyonaire: Thought I could buy a holiday home in London, now am thinking calabar is better. Drinking shit water is not what I bargained for.

Bros, investing at home is always good... meanwhile be careful of the meat you buy for calaba... you know dem de the 404 level oh !

wish 'em d best...

hmmmm.... he has the ability to cure HIV/Cancer ( nonsense and ingredients! )..... just like man pass man.... pastor pass pastor oh! .. (cough)

supaeagles: interesting.........btw has the mystery of the baby mama of his first pikin been solved?

moderatorr: there's no such mystery.

well, check it here (under personal info) : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._B._Joshua

Uyi Iredia: Afrocandy is Igbo by virtue of her ancestry and no one can take that from her. Virtues & vices are not the sole property of any one tribe. BTW I hope Uzor didn't watch the movie because that would be hypocritical.

Don't mind him - he even did PhD on that film sef..... finishing two bar soap in the process too !

Tax wetin?? While in principle this is a financially sound idea, but in actuality, our politicians will end up chopping more money from this tax windfall

interesting..............btw has the mystery of the baby mama of his first pikin been solved?