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When I saw "zing", I was thinking it was in China ��.... All this Jos people sef

Reptyle:
Mostly naked in life....fully clothed in death.

Hmmm! This life Sha!

RIP to the dead.

My point too.... Dey should just wear that pant that use to enter anus for her and one of nicky minaj's bra... Or lady gaga's....

Hmmmmmm.... The body is only good and attractive when there's life in it....
BTW, why are they covering the body, after all there's no life in it. She wasn't covering it this much when she was alive na.... So much to say on that, lemme just drop my pen here.
RIP ebony.

spartan50:
How many can you drive.. Poverty of the mind.. An African would always be an African.. No hate but just been curious

Do you know how many cars Ronaldo has? Or he's African too?

jameyjaggs:
den big,long skirts ar allowd in nigeria bcaus of d heat okk, now i undestand i jst used my brain

They should be wearing short skirt here then, because of the heat lol �

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martineverest:
feeding animals when fellow humans are hungry?

Even in your own capacity, what have u done? Do u go give every begger u come across money? . . . . . . . He has hustled and he's living and reaping the fruit of his labour, others should work too. And if u work and u still don't make it, just assume that u are storing up treasure in heaven, if u are lucky enough to be saved, u will go and meet them there... Lol � � �

NwaAmaikpe:


Konga is sacking staff.

No wonder they haven't delivered my sugarmummy's vibrator.

U are a national hero bro... Lol � just contest for president and sit back and watch us voting in billions.... U are a negative genius... I.Q level 546

It is either he's under a spell or he's simply so stupid and so weak, one thing I know for sure is that he can't make heaven.... Taarrrr brother u no go make u heaven... A fresh graduate fa... Infact if the suicide is as a result of being weak... May God kill u again...

Idrismusty97:
Easy Tiger. If i say your house looks like a bank you should be happy. I doubt there is even a bank branch where you came from.

Bett why? Ur fellow human being... This one no me clap back again.... Na slap back.... I just weak! 2 bottles of chilled gulder for u man... Buy the pepper soup, I'll pay for one of the drinks

I blame the coach for being so stupid. He's responsible for choosing or allocating roles to players.... They should av known the 1st choice pk taker....

I even thought the phone is 1-2million naira.... Just 432k..... Thousands of people will be using it in Nigeria before this month ends. Shebi its Nigeria. When iPhone 7 came out, it was during chronic recession period and Nigerians started the pre-order shii... I just couldn't faint then.... Make them bring iPhone ABC-Z abi iPhone 1-1000 and call it 12billion.... Nigerians will make pre-order and buy... Na we suffer pass and na we rich pass.... Before u start abusing me, na just tecno W3 I dey manage.... Someone should borrow me that meme of "when u know dangote is the richest in Africa but not the top 20 in Nigeria" lol

LadyGoddiva:
Congrats, girl!
To all those hungry Nairaland boys that'll soon come and open their smelly mouths to call her an olosho, shut up!! Some people actually work hard for their money. Whether she acquired the cars through her pussy or not, you can not tell so don't start judging her. At least she's way better than y'all that are still masturbating to Xvideos porn everyday while screaming "Oluwa bless my hustle". Hustle that you don't even have

Truth hurts, and if you quote me, just know that the shoe fits really well.

Omo na true talk be this oo... This is deep AF.... Make I dey go Abeg.... Wicked girl � Lol �

I'll forever respect the school.... My stepping stone to the world..... Thanks a million AAUA. Philosophy class '16

NwaAmaikpe:


Fayose is not clever,

Those old women look like witches, they have probably cast a spell on him.


8 out of 10 Old women are witches.

Do you have to be this stupid? how can you say 8 outta 10 old women are witches, that mean when they ur mum is old like this there's 80% probability that she will be a witch...just lemme catch her then...ikorodu is her case.....oponu oshi

Rahmoney:
Also, please I don't know anyone has experienced this case where you are awake but you can't move your body. This is a very frightening case and I've experienced this twice..

I can relate. I has happened to me for like more than 10times, like each time I sleep at afternoon, I won't be able to lift a finger, just my eye lids, it will take me some moment to be able to lift a finger

it's a shameful thing for Christian issues to be sorted out in court (permit my english). As brother Paul rightly noted in the Bible. How can we call ourselves children of God and allow unbelievers to sort issues for us....are we not mocking ourselves?
do these people read Bible at all? I wonder what their standard is. shame...shame...shame on them!

Fundamentalist:
Rubbish

between someone that says God is one (i.e Muslim) and someone who says God is three in one (1+1+1=1) (Christians) , i wonder who the PAGAN is if not Christians

it's a pity that you suffer from lack of knowledge....i'm not trying to insult you (believe me, i'm saying this in the most modest way I can). obviously you don't understand the meaning of the concept Trinity. it's like trying to find the you (fundamentalist, in this case) who is fundamentalist? is it ur hands or ur head or legs, obviously they are not u, they make up who fundamentalist is, doh those parts exist independently, they are still in one body.....think ursef as an extension of the Supreme being which is one in many....i hope u can understand beta in this my little way of explaining.
Christian philosophers (not skeptics) can enlighten this stray brethren.

see the pastor too feeling himself doing hand as if he's celebrating World Cup winning goal....and those mumu carrying him too....their case is different

dem wan plant money and u dey fear....leave am make in grow now.... abi u no wan harvest money from inside ur room ni.....ole

ruffhandu:
Rape Rape everywhere. Why?
There should be stiffer punishment for offenders. Most offenders are just let off, wickedness.
Reminds of a senator's son that raped a man's daughter to death, locked the man, and demanded the policeman's account to transfer huge sum of money so the case may be killed. The policeman asked if the girl were his daughter if he would accept bribe to kill the matter? The senator said "God forbid".

which film is that pls


#SayNoToRape

Lawlahdey:
Awww...Too cute When will I be swept off my feet too ehn,when is my own banky coming?

I'm here baby... lol

bloggers self.....se he suppose stand up propose ni abi lie down abi throw the ring at her.....

coolcatty:
Easy champ......try and communicate in your native language or pidgin english ......damn your written English sucks....damnnn

OMG!!! see finishing...finishing accuracy 100%....are u in any way related to Suarez or Messi?

"AMAZING CELL" "SOMERSAULTED FOUR TIMES"

this world is really coming to an end....

anwulica:
Please note that by repeating the same or a similar picture over and over again on the same story only cheapens Nairaland!

like seriously, I thought I was only one who noticed it....its getting boring and annoying

Tonto I'm not understanding Ooo.... are u trying to create the 2nd version of Easter? dead and risen kwa? u laid ur hand and was assured he's not gon die....hmmmm...u know how many things u don raise with that hand?....


lol....u are a good Nigerian joor....many can't do that....tnx sis

Ahhhhhhhh.....aunty Sarah..... u are 18 ke....why are u like this now...i don't know what to believe again o...ur dp is a good reason to doubt ur story