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There is no ''number 8''...
AAU should be number ''7'' though.

Spoilt little brat...
This is exactly the type i luv to deal with

The only intelligent girl i know on nairaland isss.. ALUTACONTINUA

Blockus:
Why does that Molecule have a Yoruba name (Adenosine)?.

Olodo

[color=#990000][/color] Are nootropics available in nigeria??.. How can i get them??

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Sabadon: emmm bros u say till after u graduate from uni.....a beg extend am till after u marry else na d same s.ex before marriage e b.

haba.. But i ought to test d engine b4 i buy the car na... U know, to make sure the car is in good working condition

Dannyxy: it's sad, really sad, is it a sin for a guy to be good looking?, is it a curse or blessing?
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no girl will take you serious, yes, you get the ladies attention, they smile at you all the time, but they don't take you serious, they see you and judge you, they conclude you are a flirt that jumps from one girls bed to another, withoutttt really knowing you, they tell you things like "I don't trust you", "you look like a womanizer", bla bla bla. it is really painful when you see a girl you like, you approach her, but before you know it she tells you things like " I don't date a player"(without knowing you oh), you see a girl you want to marry, she likes you, you like her, but she refuses to go out with you because her friends told her that you look like a player, and cannot stay with one girl(what rubbish!, may God punish bad friends), it always hardwork to get genuine girlfriends, the hardest part is trying to get her to take you serious, and convince her you are genuine...

nigerian ladies should stop this nonsense generalization, stop judging people before you get to know the real them, please.

this is a serious topic, I would not like it to be trolled, please, it affects some peoples lives.

please save d money u are planning to spend on those smelling girls or rather, invest it.. It will go a long way of saving u frm future troubles. Girls will come later no need to rush.. U will eventually get married and be with a woman for more than 50 years nd u will even get tired. So forget em.

HezronLorraine: Am lost for words.

I've had spiritual attacks as such in the past.It was a demon,it usually to suppress you in your sleep,make you lifeless,it won't kill you,but at that moment,you'll be held down while your spirit would be fighting for the physical to be let loose.

You should pray,the demon would be back,even the most powerful christians have encountered it.

You are right,it is usually fat,short legs,Long hands,the fingers are all closed with skin,it appears to have scales or talons,on it head,is spikes all over.It talks to.There was a time I fasted about it,it came that afternoon,I felt uneasy,like I knew it was there and I heard footsteps,then it said in yoruba,that I've been empowered,it should take its leave.


I've experienced it before,it is not a make believe story.I haven't encountered it in three months or so.

shuuuu.. Alien still dey speak yoruba

Girls find me boring because d only thing i knw hw to talk abt is either BOOKS,FUTURE PLANS, OR CHURCH FELLOWSHIP... It makes me wonder wat d future will b like... I told a girl i wil neve touch a lady or hv s.ex till after i graduate frm uni, she laughed me to scorn nd said ''if konji hold u, i dey wait 4 u''... God is so angry with dis generation.. Only God knws wat next afta ebola

Its nt true... This is a dirty lie

Calaber women are too strong + they are difficult to handle.. Beware if u stil luv ur life.

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Spaxon: ok lets start a game of lies....
here are a couple of lies i've got
1. My younger sister swallowed my 8GIG memory card and has been singing and showing all the videos in it.
2. We used have 4 swimming pools, untill armed robbers stole one yesternyt...
3. Our bore-hole get ATM machine.
4. My uncle imported a swimming pool frm U.K.
Itz a game so feel free 2 post yours... Let d fun continue

why should i like u?

Is there pre-degree form for medicine??

Ekaro ooooo..
Nigerians are so funny..

I just read from a source that Nigerians are the happiest people on earth yet the "most fearful"..

A girl tested HIV positive at the hospital, she was happy giving thanks to God..

Here is the conversation which took place between the doctor, the girl and her father.

Doctor: please sir can I see u for a minute.

The girl: no doctor, please say whatever u want to say here don't hide anything from me.
*her father agreed*

Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but ur daughter tested HIV positive.

The girl: *knees down*.. haaaa thank God, God u are so merciful.. thank u for goodness and ur tender mercy..

Her father: *confused* Cynthia?.. is everything OK?

The girl: yes daddy.. at least thank God it's not "Ebola"...
I prefer hiv.. Thank u Jesus...

are people this jobless?
please leave this "Ebola talk" alone
I'm tired of seeing "Ebola" everywhere...
stop this nuisance abeg

I hardly sleep 4hrs at nite and I'm still very productive during the day..

for me to sleep 9hrs at nite..
i need more than 24hrs per day

jennylove7575: If u flash better cheques for my face.. I will smile
For you any day. Take me to endless shopping, countless trips to Dubai..why won't love come..

OLOchi

Almeria: Like this: P

is this ur real face or ur wearing a mask?

Almeria: And if she is playing easy to get you guys will end up calling her A cheap thing

How many times have u been called a "cheap tin"?

Princeadebayo1: 1.Charles Darwin 2.JJ Thompson 3.Rutherford 4.James Chadwick 5.JJ thompson 6.Henry becquerel
--Am open to correction if ah miss any

no.5 Robert Millikan not JJ Thompson

Thewhizzkid1: Wow, since 2012 till now, this thread is still moving..There is power in medicine..I applied this to medical school this year at AAU, Ekpoma and by God's grace I will get in...Thanks...

Amen

@op
it's obvious that girl has no respect u.
dating a girl who doesn't respect or fear u, is as bad as it is
she just told u indirectly that ur not in her league..

if I were u, I would hv given her a dirty slap in the presence of her friends and dump her a.s.s immediately..

what insolence
she dey maaaad

temigracie: ..dats beginning of madness

Hey dear..
u look cute

chinziaski: Come to think of it, the reason for sharing spittle is not yet known. Is exchanging spittle show that you love the person? Why not spit out some spits into your palm and give it to the other person to lick.

hahahahahahaha... stewpid boi

firstEVA: I don't like French kiss, too much fluids involved, ewwww

what type do u like?