₦airaland Forum

EreluRoz:
stop bringing this type of news to front page. How do you want other countries to see us? We must learn to protect our country's image no matter what we are passing through, let's learn to only show the world the good side of our country so that we can protect our image out there while secretly working hard to make it right.

Otoro gbagbuo gi ebe ahu. Onye ara

Akalia:
So the freedom to be promiscuous is the core reason you envy bachelors. Nawa o, your reasoning shallow.

I don't envy bachelors at all because I was once one and as a married man I consider myself ahead of any bachelor in the society. I will never wish to regress to bachelor state ever.
Marriage moves one's life forward.

Do you consider yourself ahead of Elon Musk?

Godsonkemz:
The guy is a fool. Now that he's dead did he succeed in getting the fuel.
If he had wisdom, he shouldn't be fighting a man on gun, let alone these vicious soldiers that hate civilians.

A day a soldier pointed a pistol at my head because I hit his old Lexus RX 300 that nearly hit me who was trying to seperate two people from fighting each other and I was pushed toward the road and the idiot was speeding.
Immediately he alighted from his vehicle and brought out pistol, I maintained calmness.

What later happened?

illicit:
Bring him to me...

What would you do to him?

advanceDNA:
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This scissors image the op posted above made me remember this babe that told me she was almost raped by her female colleague in the office during night shift when she changing in the locker room,...that the werey had pinned her to the ground before she threatened to scream .....


I shaa told her to report to HR before the perpetrator reports first and the victim becomes the accused....

But as I dey my crib.... ....my vawulence imagination start to dey run wild.....like ...wait fess....how the fvck is the rape supposed to happen after pinning th babe to the ground.. ....so this scissors image came to mind....

What does scissorsing entail?

dauntless15:
What's annoying is the things they're spoiling for honest Nigerians who are trying to make it legitimately, like me for instance I have great digital skills I spent money and years learning, and everything I tried to get a remote job failed because the moment they realize I'm Nigerian they all take to their heels, everything will be going smooth until I honestly tell them where I'm from cuz they assume we're all the same, now I can't get remote jobs and every options I've tried to legally leave this country has failed, it's unfair that everyone has to pay the price for the sins of some stupid people, make una pity us.

What are the options you've taken to legally leave this country?

Anatolia:
Continue bro! evening newspaper is not a human word so in essence you are dehumanizing the person. 2 min men , at least they still refer to such men as men. 2 mins does not really matter as long as you can impregnate your wife. For your knowledge, I am man with two kids and am not a woman wrapper.

Let's call a spade a spade. Both terms are derogatory and dehumanizing

If women are so offended by the evening newspaper remark, they should stop broke-shaming men and cock-shaming men

What is good for the goose is good for the gander

Anatolia:
Insult has categories: 2 min men is a description of an action but evening newspaper is too much of an insult. Broke shaming men should be banned too.

Going by your logic, if "2 min men" is a description of an action according to you, then "Evening Newspaper" is a description of a biological fact

EreluRoz:
You expect him to hit her back? Like seriously?

Na wa

Yes! It's called SELF DEFENSE

pocohantas:
As she should. The strongest woman in Nigeria. Second to Annie Idibia.

Identify your dealbreakers and stick to it.
Her dealbreaker might not be infidelity. And by the way, Davido is 30 I think. 10 to 15 more years and he would calm down. Chioma hang in there and stay safe. He would most likely die first. 😘

What made you think he would most likely die first

datola:
I pity you man! Granting you bail does not mean you are off the hook.

It means the case will be dragged a lilltle.. because you pleaded not guilty. Just pray you are not found guilty because your sentence may be longer than Bob's.

His sentence won't be longer than Bob's even if he's found guilty of spraying and mutilating the naira

The maximum sentence for that is 6 months with or without option of fine

ignis:
Selective Justice is Injustice. The person that pleaded guilty and leniency was jailed for 6 months. Meanwhile the person that arrogantly pleaded not guilty with evidences of him being guilty all over the internet was granted bail.

Nigeria my Country.

He might have sprayed Prop Money and not real money

BannedUser:
She will get the value of 1 btc at the time of the agreement, not the current price. Ole!

She was promised 1 BTC, not the equivalence. They owe her 1 BTC regardless of it's prevailing value in any currency

DeepThroater:
GPS are used mostly for precision missile strikes to take out a particular building or asset with minimal collateral damage. Hence , the guided missiles using GPS usually carry smaller war heads that will target and exterminate a target within a very narrow radius.


Iran will not be interested in precision and their ballistic missiles will carry warheads that can obliterate areas of 300ft radius.

Tweaking GPS signals from a few inches to 100feet does not jam the system rather makes precision strikes impossible. But as I said , Iran does not care about precision strikes or collateral damage . They will put thermobaric munitions that can take out any thing within a 300ft radius .

Collateral damage ? Fck that . Iran is going full scorched earth and every Jew that gets blown up is a win to them as the Iranians do not see any civilians in Israel as all are IDF reseevesists .



Iran should start the show already.

Iran and Israel does not share a border and most of Iranian missiles headed towards Israel will be intercepted by US Patriot Surface-to-air missiles stationed in Iraq

US will effectively sabotage Iranian efforts against Israel and Israel also has equally capable and highly efficient Missile interceptors(Iron Dome and David Sling) which will also intercept remaining missiles that happen to evade the US Patriot Surface-to-air missile systems

LilMissFavvy:
She didn't commit adultery, she had the children before marriage. He is supposed to hide the discovery, just for the sake of the children and not the woman. The wife is rich, she will simply take the kids and move on. The children will forever hate him for that.

The children will forever hate their mother for bringing reproach to them by being a LovePeddler who pins another man's pregnancy on another

The kids can't stand amongst their peers cos they'll be viewed as bastards by the society, all thanks to their mother that brought such shame upon them

Testimonies777:
I use Tradezero {USA] and I think their charges are better. You can register with them as a Nigerian and they have a live platform like Morgan. You can even short with them.

How do one fund his TradeZero from Nigeria?? Can it be funded via local bank transfer like Trove and Chaka?

Primusinterpares:
Is there any company this Femi Otedola starts from scratch and grows it into a great conglomerate that exports it's products?

All he does is look for a growing company and buys shares in it.

Baba hasn't started , groomed any business before. Always a share holder seeking profits and dividends.

He is more of an investor than an entrepreneur

nearline:
Knowing some things about the Japanese culture I will say this man has no idea what he just got himself into.

Kindly expatiate please

CandidAdmin:
Don't Japa!

You can travel as much as you want but don't Japa!

You're living the life most Nigerians want.

Modified - After much consideration concerning the security state of 9ja, I'd advise you to make a well-detailed research before Japaing.

Just don't go from lawyer to cleaning people's nyansh.

Also, avoid UK at all cost.

Question of the day - why aren't people trying Russia?

Why should he avoid UK? What's wrong with UK?

Beverlyjean:
It's a woman's responsibility to make sure she doesn't get pregnant and not the man... just like it's a man's responsibility not to waste his funds on a woman... what of if the woman said she hates condoms , or assured the guy that she will not get pregnant, only for she to surprise him with the pregnancy news and pretended like she dint know how it happened ... we need to start holding women responsible for pregnancy and stop making them feel like it's a man's fault... as a woman we know , if we truly don't want to get pregnant, we will not ....so stop the pretence

This is the Most reasonable comment I've seen on this thread so far

Meerahbel:
Increase saving
Aggressively invest (There is a saying that it is difficult to teach an old dog a new trick.

There are investors that are only into real estate and are doing fine, there others who are only into Fixed Income investments and are also doing fine, there are others who are only into stocks and are also doing. There are also investors who combine everything.


You should have known that if an asset or investment does not generate cash flow, I can't deal.)
Quit my job
Face my business squarely
Then get a remote job to augment my business

First time in a long time, I've seen someone of like mind in nairaland

Which Asset Class do you favour the most?

Samantha124:
If you want to be sentenced to life in prison, slap me as a man.

Because immedialtely I start fearing you, I'll then start doing everything in my power to get rid of you, even if it means framing you for a crime you didn't commit... And I'll do it in silence

Someone once provoked me so bad, I cried, then I started coming up with a sinister plan to frame her... Her superiors were even about to suspend her from her job, but I decided to play along and beg them to have mercy on her knowing very well that I was the one behind everything... And it was quite fun seeing her looking all depressed... But since it was her first offence, I believed that she deserved a second chance.

And the funny thing about the whole thing is that we became closer after her suspension got cancelled because she saw me as her savior, not knowing that I was behind everything.

So if you're a man and you think you're always going to be using your power as a man to slap me as a way of correcting me, then go ahead and do it at your own risk.

De play

Samantha124:
What if I'm comfortable living in my parents house?

Comfort zone though comfortable is not a fertile ground for growth

You need to leave your parents house and come walk down the aisle with me

Samantha124:
I've noticed my aunt is like this, whenever she comes to the house, she always causes tension and would want to take over the entire house by being in charge, the same house that belongs to my parents... You can't even have a constructive discussion with her because she would just flares up.

She lost her husband at a young age and never did remarried and had children.

I honestly no longer enjoyed her visits... I've told my mom many times to talk to her younger sister and caution her, but she just keeps letting her do as she pleases in the house... Mom says she's afraid that if she cautions her, she might feel neglected since she has no one else back home.

This aunt of mine is very good at emotionally blackmailing my mom... Each time my mom would try to caution her, she would start ranting of how my mom is kicking her out of the house just because she doesn't have any husband and children, big fat lies.

You still live with your mum??

How much is Bride price in South Africa, I want to take you away from your mummy's house legally

Horbissesan98:
You can checkout choicetrade.
Choicetrade.com
They allow Nigerians to trade US stocks, ETFs, Mutual funds and even options. You can trade options very well on their platform. Minimum deposit to open an account with them is $100. And they charge $0.4 per options contract .

Thanks for this

How does one fund his choicetrade account from Nigeria?

SetrakusRa:
Did they give by reason for that?

They didn't give any reason

Do you know another broker I can use aside from DriveWealth?

I just received a mail from Trove that DriveWealth is closing my US Investment account and that I have 30 days to transfer my assets to another US Broker dealer if I don't want my Assets to be liquidated and the Cash returned to my Trove Naira portfolio

Please I want to inquire if there's another US Broker-dealer(aside from DriveWealth) that accepts Nigerian investors and where one can make naira deposits and withdrawal

Thanks