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Boogyman557:
Holly Gram na small case na..



U no need any sleeping TABLET or MAGICIAN or MUSICIAN to make u sleep..


Waiting u need na RAW WEED..


Use RAW WEED take cook better JOLLOF RICE..


Make sure say u put enough RAW WEED inside the pot of rice as e de HOT for fire..


if e don, just relax and eat..


once u eat finish.. U go just de SMILE SMILE..


Ur body go just de sweet u.. U no go even de worry about Nigerian ECONOMY..

Before 1 minute u go DOZE OFF.. u go sleep deep sleep..


Even if dem flog u 2by4, u no go wake up!


Even if dem flog u ORAIMO cord, u no go feel anything!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Na this one sure pass

IconicR:
My beloved president . Culer come and see my beloved president

watin rumple the cloth of ur president 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ganisucks:
https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1676174014262177794

https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1676470106015105026

What about the nigerian genocide in BIAFRA. FOOL

VeryWickedPrick:
With the gravitational pull on her boobs, I believe she can break the record.

some people really no well I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Coolsat:
Polygamous man without proper planning. Southerners keep messing up the polygamous way of life. Come up north let's teach you all how to successfully run polygamy.

The same up north when two wife's dey drag podium on Nass inauguration day.

The same up north when two wife's dey drag podium on Nass inauguration day.

B 12:06 am

Na person babe u dey call bestie dey back her for side? Now u done give her belle u dey look for advice idiot, na hot slap u deserve fool.

A lot

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. If u know that u rocked this game, say hi.

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That was why Justice Mary Odili was forced to retire, Useless government .

Jazz me by posi

[quote author=Vixlot post=113599242]https://twitter.com/woye1/status/1534495016089174017[/quote
Zukwanike

lailo:
This Mbaka man should STF, after u deceive Nigerians with Buhari message,it is now Soludo

Craze people everywhere.

Nemere2020:
** Members kick
** Northern govs storm Aso Rock to meet Buhari



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/breaking-apc-convention-adamu-announces-lawan-as-consensus-candidate-at-nwc-meeting/

Abeg where tinubu dey I for like see am , I want check something.

I there is this girl in my area , she live two blocks away from me.
she has every thing I need in a woman.
I have been trying to to talk to her for a while now, but she keep ignoring me.
But I know she likes me, cos she always hide in her balcony to look at me. Even my friend have even noticed it .
Plz I need ur advice , what should I do?

MrCover:
A Notorious Criminal accused of terrorizing Ibusa community and its environs, has been arrested by anti-crime patrol team in Ibusa Police Divisional headquarters, in conjunction with Ibusa Anti-Cult Volunteers.

One locally made cut-to-size short gun and seven live cartridges from the suspect identified as Ekene Okonji a.k.a. “galaxy”.

The Delta State Police Command, led by CP Ari Muhammed Ali confirmed the report in a statement signed by the Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Bright Edafe.

The Police image maker said, “suspect is currently in custody and investigation is ongoing.”

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/5/notorious-criminal-arrested-in-delta-state.html

I swear say no be that guy get that gun , A whole notorious criminal.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]This thing full my house when I was a kid.

I dey use am play sha [/color]

This one na 14

Onyeka90210:
Abi make dey ban short knicker now or na only android users suppose dey wear short knicker.
I no understand your rant at all.
Abi you want make person wear suit and tie cause he dey use big phone?
The way some android users dey carry iPhone matter for head sha, na una dey make the phone look like big thing.
I will just advice you to focus on your studies, which one come be "worsting"

Worst thing

Candidlady:
F

U go like trouble well well

U go like trouble well well.

B na my spec

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Channah1:
No o. Not me. How will someone just come and open yansh in my presence and be going up and down the room.

If she does it and goes straight to bed, fine but she'll be up for some time like that before finally retiring to bed.
The first time I followed her to do it, it was straight to bed and I didn't get up
again till Dawn.

Na wa o.

Madam it's like the thing they enter ur eye and u can't control urself , just grab am joor.

14seater bus 22 people die, na WA o

Odewaleadesoye:
Source: Daily Post

Okay sorry ur pu**y show.

siofra:
Stop saying "your face show" please it's ratchet and annoying. Somebody will just be walking on the street, you'll go and appear in front of her and shout "omo babe, your face show" no matter how well you're dressed, at that moment you look broke to me

Stop saying "fine geh" it makes you sound broke and uneducated too. It shows you have no other words in your vocabulary to describe an attractive girl. It's generic and boring.


Stop telling yellow girls they look like mammy water you sound diabolical and broke and uneducated too.

Thanks

Say I love u to an idiot, I dey mad?

Nikrose:
Yo! Ladies and gentlemen, when last did you said I love you to your partner? or you are tired of the relationship already

As for me I am single and not ready to mingle

Say I love u to an idiot I dey mad

Nikrose:
Yo! Ladies and gentlemen, when last did you said I love you to your partner? or you are tired of the relationship already

As for me I am single and not ready to mingle

The only girl i loved sincerely is now a runs girl. Wida

AuthoritySpeaks:
So, my phone got stolen last week and inside it is my major sim card that I have been using for over 6years.

The line in question is linked to my NIN but the initial Sim registration was done by someone else. I no longer have the sim pack as well.
Ps: I bought the sim as already registered.

So, i went for a welcome-back last week Saturday in MTN Head-Office at UWANI, ENUGU and the guy at the desk told me that since the initial sim registration was done by someone else, that they will have to contact their Lagos office for approval to welcome-back the sim and the whole process will cost me #10,000.
In that same office, my friend did his welcome back two weeks ago for #1k.
A part of me felt that the guy wants to just make extra cash from be because it was just him and another customer service that is sitted far from him that were working that very day.
But I want to be sure if his claims are true.

Pls if you have had any experience like this, enlighten me.
What I want to know is if it will cost that much to welcome back your sim if it wasn't registered to your name even if it is linked to your NIN.
Have you done any welcome back like that?

The guy just want to reap u. All he need is the approval from office and the normal 1k or 1.5 which u will still be given card for either 1k or 750.

tollyboy5:
When my dad was still working at CBN . He has this video cassette shop he run as side hustle .
People came to rent cassette that year.

Every home has rewinder. This na around 2001 lol

Chaiiii what a Touching story,

essentialone:
Mention the Worst Company to work for in Nigeria, & give Reasons.

If possible, mention the names of the people in the company who make it terrible to work there.

Personal experiences only...

We learn by learning from other people's experiences.

Bring two people , when go bring two people