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CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander Poses With Wizkid by swaggie(m): 1:43am On Apr 29, 2013
pillzthadrugz: It has come to my notice that the period we are at the moment is call photo swag.
Toh nahim make me say i go share my own photo with one of our own so that i no go carry last.
As we just dey land nahim wizkid run come beg me say make we snap............@TeamSEUN,,frontpage tinz abeg no fall my hand.
dis guy is decieving y'all. He ain't the one in dat pic. Look at the background of thd pic...ain't that the scene in the 'baddest boy' video where the jets were parked? And take a look at wizkid...ain't dat the same costume he wore in the video...can anyone relate to wat i'm saying? The guy in the pic is prolly one of d guyz behind the camera....but definitely not the guy that posted it on NL.
Music/RadioRe: Dagrin Vs Olamide: Who Raps Better by swaggie(m): 12:16pm On Apr 27, 2013
4 me it's da grin. Dagrin had class and swag. He had a cool voice that's very suitable for rap. But on the other hand, olamide is just an annoying noise maker with no class and no swag. Go and check out d producers that dagrin worked with. they were high quality producers who gave him high quality beats. unlike olamide who uses low quality and childish beats. Dagrin's 'c.e.o' album is waaaaay better than anything olamide can ever release.
Foreign AffairsRe: Deported From Saudi-Arabia For Being Too Handsome by swaggie(m): 1:49am On Apr 25, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
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d guy looks like phyno in d last pic where he was wearing shades.
RomanceRe: My Manhood Wouldn't Let Me Approach Woman, How Can I Overcome It, I Need Help by swaggie(m): 10:47am On Apr 17, 2013
Whenever u have an erection and u wanna get rid of it, just flex ur thigh muscles and in no time, the erection would be gone. I read this on a fact page and tried it. It works like magic!!!
CelebritiesRe: Niyola, EME's First Lady (Pictures) by swaggie(m): 4:22pm On Apr 01, 2013
Gwekzy: BANKY DEY PHUCK HER, I KNOW
if i were banky, i would f*ck her too.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo & Doris Simeon Back In The Days by swaggie(m): 12:17am On Mar 17, 2013
venorite: Funke was actually an hostel mate with my sis at unilag then,guess she has come a long way
so? Why r u telling us?
FashionRe: Toolz Vs Mogulette Lilian: Who Wore It Better? by swaggie(m): 12:00am On Mar 10, 2013
HQ: [s]Is that some new spacesuit or something? [/s]

I'll go with the first lady for the "simple look".
yeah, the outfit looks like a superhero costume.
TV/MoviesRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Home Movies? by swaggie(m): 5:56pm On Mar 03, 2013
Haven't u heard the saying, "there's no account for taste" ? This means that some people just like some things for no reason while others don't. The fact dat u dnt like something doesn't mean others shouldn't. Get used to it!
TV/MoviesRe: Why Are Ladies Addicted To Home Movies? by swaggie(m): 5:56pm On Mar 03, 2013
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CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Goldie's Husband, Andrew Harvey by swaggie(m): 12:18am On Feb 16, 2013
maga1: USELESS AND FUGLY GIRL....
would u stop hating already?. She's D.E.A.D. dead!!! Doesn't that mean anything 2 u, huh? U should be ashamed of urself. U hatin' on a dead person. How do u even sleep at nighthuh
CelebritiesRe: Goldie: Life & Times Of The Iconic Singer. by swaggie(m): 11:32am On Feb 15, 2013
topmostg: ICONIC SINGER? You're kiddin me right?
I really respect her work and songs but there's nothing iconic about her.............
*in my chris brown voice*i don't see how u can hate from outside d grave. U can't even get in, hehehehe...leggo!
CelebritiesRe: Goldie: Life & Times Of The Iconic Singer. by swaggie(m): 11:26am On Feb 15, 2013
Y'all haters are just jealous. She never offended y'all, so why is y'all hating on her.
CelebritiesRe: Goldie: Life & Times Of The Iconic Singer. by swaggie(m): 11:23am On Feb 15, 2013
U think u hate some1, but when they die, u feel so sad for 'em and u realise dat u were just jealous.
CelebritiesRe: New Pictures Of Tonto Dike by swaggie(m): 6:22am On Jan 30, 2013
airbender: Weird beach,orgly sumtin she looks so plastic sugrey.is she illumina...or is she just claming
ofcourse she's just claiming na. Naija sabi faammzz!! Infact, she's not even doin' d eye sign correctly. She's covering d left instead of d right eye. Dat just shows dat she's a famzer!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Were Your Greatest Fears As A Child? by swaggie(m): 6:31pm On Jan 29, 2013
Mine was dat i was scared of those juju (witches & wizard or babalawo) nollywood movies. Azzzin, i hardly slept peacefully any time i set my eyes on them. To make tinz worse, i couldnt go to the toilet to pee at night cuz i wuz scared dat d witches in those movies would suddenly appear and hurt me and as a result of dat, i would pee d bed. *smh* maaan u cant imagine hw many times i peed d bed for this reason.*smh*
FamilyRe: Names That Make One Looks Older Than His Age by swaggie(m): 12:35am On Jan 28, 2013
Donatus
longinus
romanus
callistus
sylvanus
LiteratureRe: Common Grammatical Errors We Make In Our Everyday English by swaggie(m): 7:33pm On Jan 16, 2013
Here are some other errors people make:
1. I want to bafff(bath). (Instead of "i want to have a bath"wink.

2. I want to barb my hair. (Instead of "i want to get a haircut"wink.

3. People say "saloon" instead of "salon".
RomanceRe: Your 'Biggest' Turnoffs In The Opposite Sex? by swaggie(m): 3:17pm On Jan 16, 2013
ferhyntorlah: Please, is this English? cry cry cry cry
abi ooh. I didn't know u would say dat.
Music/RadioRe: Share The Most Emotional Songs You Ever Heard by swaggie(m): 3:35pm On Jan 15, 2013
Chris brown-don't judge me.
RomanceRe: Your 'Biggest' Turnoffs In The Opposite Sex? by swaggie(m): 10:42pm On Jan 14, 2013
I hate gurlz dat talk too much and wear too much make-up!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by swaggie(m): 7:50pm On Jan 14, 2013
amiskurie: the jetli's type of karate,mehnn!
it's not karate, it's kung fu!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by swaggie(m): 7:47pm On Jan 14, 2013
I'd love to be able to do telekinesis, fly, read minds, have a bullet proof body, invisibility, be able to pass thru walls and other solid objects.
TV/MoviesRe: Name Ur Best Seasonal Movie Of All Time by swaggie(m): 7:21pm On Jan 12, 2013
1. Prison break
2. 24
3. Desperate housewives
4. Legend of the seeker
Jokes EtcRe: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by swaggie(m): 6:27pm On Jan 07, 2013
If rat chop ur A1 parallel ssce result b4 u gain admission.
Christianity EtcRe: Understanding Mathematics Is Demonic For Primary School Children by swaggie(m): 2:05pm On Dec 10, 2012
OmG!!!..there's hardly anythin' without hidden demonic messages these days : tv shows, music, movies etc..just name it...this proves that the end of the world is at hand...repent and be saved.
Music/RadioRe: P-Square: Kings Of Copy, Sampling And Overlifting by swaggie(m): 10:56am On Nov 25, 2012
truelove.com:
Dont be foolish . african queen is 2face best song . but you cant compare it to psquare's recent "beautiful onyinye"

So universal music group, konvict music and millionns of psquare's fans in london, cape town , johanesborg, major cities in africa, europe and america etc are now village boys/girls abi?…so you think PH is more developed than capetown or london. guy you must be a novist. or do you think they only have fans in nigeria.

check the youtube link here… Psquare "beautiful onyinye"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly2H2zp56k4&desktop_uri=%2fwatch%3fv%3Dly2H2zp56k4&gl=GB it has 7,884, 314 views and 18,737likes.

2face "african queen" http://m.youtube.com/watch?index=13&list=PL77F2FD90648CC429&feature=plpp_video&v=zIjSDUcM06g&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzIjSDUcM06g%26list%3DPL77F2FD90648CC429%26index%3D13%26feature%3Dplpp_video&gl=GB it has 1,980, 350 views and 2321likes.

from your name Abagworo, it shows your from aba or you've been living in aba, before you moved to PH. Everybody in nigeria and outside nigeria, knows that Aba is a local place. Thats why your mentatlity is too local
guy, p-square's "beautiful onyinye "is f*#k'd'...the beat sounds like that of their old song "no one like u"...but the video was good tho.
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Marry A Slowpoke If Her Dad Offers You N2 Million? by swaggie(m): 7:38am On Nov 25, 2012
tomakint: The question is, if the man up it to N20 million will you marry her?
no way!...i'll rather remain a bachelor forever than marry a "slowpoke".
Music/RadioRe: P-Square: Kings Of Copy, Sampling And Overlifting by swaggie(m): 7:14am On Nov 25, 2012
adjain: Of course, I had heard all the media hype about P-Square's "Alingo", but I still hadn't mustered the time to watch it. Besides, I don't always sit in front of the TV to soak media garbage.

That said, I had the opportunity to do so as I waited in a friend's living room uesterday. That was when "Alingo" by P-Square came up.

Nice, I think. I mean, it's been quite a while since I saw those nigglets dance. However, I have this to say: why do Peter and Paul always copy tunes?

As I listened to "Alingo", a point came in the song where I felt the urge to scream in Chuddy-K's voice "mo ni who's in d garden? A sexy fine girl/ can I come and see her?/ no no no no..." And you know why? The Alingo chorus thingy sounds a lot like "dance like sunita, sunita.." In Chuddy-K's "Go gaga". Damn.

If you were intuitive enough, you'd have noticed that "Alingo" was a barely disguised word for "azonto". So P-square were in essence killing two birds with one stone: copying Azonto and Chuddy-K without appearing to do so.

If this were the first time these lads were doing this, I wouldn't have been writing this. In "Omoge mi", we see the niggers totally twist the classic "unbreak my heart" in the way they know best.

Well, I wish them good luck. I'm not saying they aren't awesome. God, no. Those boys make me proud to be Nigerian. But there should be a point where they say "Shout out to Chuddy-k! He was d inspiration behind this..." Or some bullshit like that.

Maestro, for ceewahala..com
yeah..p-spuare is fond of doing dat..dat's how they copied usher's "yeah"ft ludacris in their song "get squared"....rememberhuh
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Marry A Slowpoke If Her Dad Offers You N2 Million? by swaggie(m): 8:40am On Nov 23, 2012
tomakint: I used to know a wealthy family at Adeniyi Jones in Ikeja, Lagos way back in 2005! The man has an imbecilic daughter who happens to be a graduate and the only child, knowing fully well the danger of not being able to betroth her to a man while he is still alive decided to bankroll the wedding and in addition give any man willing to marry her N2 million! I find that method wrong because to me Marriage should be between two willing adults! Guys if you find yourself in this situation will you or not?
2 million isn't enough to achieve anything these days.
Christianity EtcRe: HAVING JESUS OR MARY PICTURE IN YOUR HOUSE WILL MAKE YOU A CANDIDATE OF HELL by swaggie(m): 8:28am On Nov 23, 2012
highyo: We have been brainwashed from the very beginning. There are so many facts to prove that this image is not Jesus Christ but a fallen angel.
Fact 1
Jesus was a jew, and jews don’t wear long hair
Fact 2
It is a disgrace for a Man to wear Long Hair (1st Cor 11:14)
Fact 3
It is forbidden to depict God in the arts made to look like Mortal Man (Rom 1:23)
i.e. No draw god for paper or calve am at all. Abi you no get respect?
Fact 4
Thou shall not make thee any graven image or any likeness of anything in heaven
(B)
Now look at the attached image, why are all these images has the same hand gestures
This hand sign is known as Ardha pataka mudra, used by the gods. It is generally known as ardha pataka.
You can browse google to confirm for yourself

Can anyone tell us the year they invented camera?
And what kind of camera did they used to snap him when he was alive thousands years ago?
You have all being brain washed.
Many churches use this image as a symbol of Christ in their churches today. But believe me or not, you are hanging a demon in your churches or houses. Even if you are not the one who drew it, you have supported those that drew it, that is why you have it in your home and churches.
Do not be deceived by its outer appearance. THIS IS NOT JESUS
I know many of you will have hard time believing this as you have always been. You are angry, offended, and confused
FIGHT THAT HYPNOTIC SPELL IN YOUR MIND AND WRESTLE IT WITH THE TRUTH. BE AWAKENED, FREE YOUR MIND
The wounded heart
They remove human heart to serve the gods called QUETZALCOAT. So the so called Jesus is not Jesus but Quetzalcoast gods
no wonder!!...i've always had this phobia for images of JESUS bcuz i felt an evil presence in the images..i thought something was wrong with me bcuz i thought i was supposed to love them, but now i know dat was GOD that made me scared of those pictures..i also read a book titled, "I SAW HEAVEN" by roberts lairdon. The book was about how God took roberts to heaven when he was about six years old(at that time, he had been taught that JESUS had long hair)..when roberts got to heaven, he saw Jesus and he said JESUS had short, brown hair..
FamilyRe: Dangerous Things We Did As Kids(especially Ajekpakos) by swaggie(m): 7:34am On Nov 21, 2012
ayobase: And it remains a mystery how those white dots appeared on my finger nails!
medically, those white spots on ur finger mean that u have ZINC deficiency.
FamilyRe: Dangerous Things We Did As Kids(especially Ajekpakos) by swaggie(m): 11:34pm On Nov 20, 2012
dominique: I tried and tried but i never got to do that! embarassed Maybe my lids are too thin or somn tongue
same here!

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