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Politics › Re: Osun State Assembly Speaker, Hon. Timothy Owoeye Met With Governor Adeleke(pics) by SWATMan: 6:19pm On Nov 29, 2022
Johnnyessence:
Speaker of Osun State House of Assembly Rt. Hon. Timothy Owoeye alongside the APC caucus of Osun State House of Assembly paid a congratulatory visit to the brand new Governor of Osun State H.E Governor Nurudeen Ademola Jackson Adeleke at his country home in Ede. Issues related to the cordial relationship between the executive and legislative arms of government, growth and development of the state were subject of discussion.
Exactly what will happen when Obi becomes the president and C. I. C. To survive this minefield, Adeleke should introduce people oriented policies that would make even the opposition HOA members to approve his request.
Romance › Re: "Release My Husband" – Nursing Mother Storms Female Neighbour’s House (video) by SWATMan: 4:58pm On Nov 29, 2022
Samantha123:
I'll never fight another woman over a man, even if he cheats with my neighbor.
It's easier said than done.
Politics › Re: Adeleke Family & Peter Obi Pictured Together At The Airport by SWATMan: 4:38pm On Nov 29, 2022
Candidlady:
smiley

Moh247 won't like this
cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Adeleke Family & Peter Obi Pictured Together At The Airport by SWATMan: 4:38pm On Nov 29, 2022
God1000:
Good, this will give Atiku serious headache, it will give Tinubu heartache.

Join the winning team before the door closes folks
You are funny. cheesy
Sports › Re: We Didn’t Apologise To Donald Duke Over Use Of Photo – Tinubu’s Campaign by SWATMan: 4:17pm On Nov 29, 2022
leethebee:
The All Progressives Congress Campaign Council, on Tuesday, said it never issued a statement of apology to a former Governor of Cross River State, Donald Duke, over the use of his photograph in a documentary on the party’s presidential flagbearer, Bola Tinubu.

The documentary titled “Bola Tinubu And His Political Journey” which contains a photo of the ex-Cross River governor to depict Tinubu at his young age has since generated lots of conversation on social media.

Some media platforms had earlier published a statement purportedly from Bayo Onanuga, one of the spokespersons of the APC Presidential Campaing Council (PCC), stating that the campaign had issued an apology to Duke.

However, in a statement on Monday, Onanuga dismissed the aforesaid reports, noting that the campaign did not issue any apology to Mr Duke.


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Onanuga explained that no member of the Tinubu campaign media directorate authorised the said apology on behalf of the former Lagos State governor.

His words, “Our attention has been drawn to a press statement currently in circulation credited to the Director of Media and Publicity, Mr. Bayo Onanuga.

“In the said statement, Mr. Onanuga was reported to have apologised to Mr. Donald Duke for an error in the use of his picture in a documentary on Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

“We want to categorically state that the Directorate of Media and Publicity of the APC Presidential Campaign Council did not authorise the said statement and Mr. Onanuga didn’t issue any statement on behalf of the campaign council and our principal, Asiwaju Tinubu today.

“We urge the media and members of the public to disregard the statement as a fake news designed to create confusion and mislead the public.”
Why the volte face. Politics.
Crime › Re: Native Doctor Machetes His Neighbor To Death For Always Accusing Him Of Stealing by SWATMan: 4:14pm On Nov 29, 2022
[quote author= post=118774759]Update From . COM

A Native Doctor Identified as Idowu Talabi, was on Sunday November 27 arrested by men of Ogun State Police Command for killing his 30-year-old co-tenant, Isau Oluwatobiloba.

The Suspect was arrested following a report lodged at Ikenne divisional headquarters by the wife of the deceased, who reported that she returned from Church vigil at about 6:00 am only to discover the lifeless body of her husband lying in the pool of his blood in their house at No 4, Best way Moro street Ikenne, after being killed by an unknown person.

Upon the report, the DPO Ikenne division, CSP Ibrahim Ningi, led his detectives to the scene, where it was discovered that the deceased was matcheted to death while sleeping on his bed. It was also discovered that there was no break-in at the scene and nothing was removed from the room.

These discoveries pointed to the fact that the killing was carried out by an insider, hence all the occupants of the house were invited to the station for interrogation.

Confirming the incident to newsmen, the spokesperson of the state police command, SP Abimbola Oyeyemi, said after a thorough investigation, Idowu Talabi, who claimed to be a native doctor confessed to being the person that killed the deceased.

When asked the reason for the dastardly act, the suspect alleged that the deceased was fond of accusing him of stealing. He said he decided to kill the deceased after realising he was alone at home sleeping.

The cutlass he used to commit the crime has since been recovered.

Abimbola said the state commissioner of Police, CP Lanre Bankole, has ordered the immediate transfer of the suspect to Homicide section of the state Criminal Investigation Departments for further investigation and prosecution.

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/native-doctor-machetes-his-neighbor-to-death-for-always-accusing-him-of-stealing.html[/quote]I hope no part was harvested ?
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Has Deactivated Her Tweeter Account by SWATMan: 8:17am On Nov 29, 2022
Who cares.
Politics › Re: South-south People Fight Back After Someone Claims That Asaba Is Igbo Land. by SWATMan: 9:43pm On Nov 27, 2022
Nvestor02:
People of Asaba said they are not Igbo..... Na by force?
You are xenophobic.
Politics › Re: Donald Duke Demands Justice For Bola Tinubu Using His Picture For His Documentar by SWATMan: 9:01pm On Nov 27, 2022
WHO IS BOLA AHMED TINUBU?

Place of Birth: Unknown
State of Origin: Unknown
Real Name: Unknown
Real Father's Name: Unknown
Real Mother's Name: Unknown
Real Family Members: Unknown
Real Birth Name: Unknown
Real Age: Unknown
Primary Attended And Classmates: Unknown
Secondary School Attended And Classmates: Unknown
Source of Wealth: Unknown

And no early life pictures with friends and relatives. Tinubu has no childhood. Everything about this man is shrouded in secrecy. So many unknowns...

If you trace his ancestry, he could be from Ghana, Benin Republic or Togo. grin

copied#
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Two Security Guards, Cut Off Head, Hand In Ondo State by SWATMan: 8:04pm On Nov 27, 2022
Tabak1:
Gunmen have killed two security guards in different locations at Ikare-Akoko, Akoko Northeast Local Government Area of Ondo State.

It was gathered that the gunmen raided the government-owned Mimiko Market and NASFAT Schools in the Ikare-Akoko metropolis, killed the guards, and dismembered their bodies, leaving their remains in a pool of blood.

According to a source, the gunmen attacked the two places in the middle of the night on Friday while the deceased was found in a pool of blood on Saturday.

“The gunmen killed one of the guards and cut off his head and placed the head beside his body while the other man’s hand was cut and placed beside him too.

The source, who said that the killers did not take anything from the deceased before they left the scene, added that the way and manner the suspected bandits carried out the attack raised the suspicion of ritual killing.

Confirming the incident, the state Police Public Relations Officer, (PPRO) SP Olufunmilayo Odunlami, said that the police had deposited the remains of the deceased in the mortuary of the state specialist hospital, Ikare-Akoko.

“We have commenced an investigation into the incident, and the criminals will soon be arrested,” the PPRO said. He also made emphasis on....https://realizesensitivenessflashlight.com/hdszdk17?key=562fb15504abe59d246c877d8091b00a
Wild wild west.
Romance › Re: Am I Being Wicked? What would you have done? by SWATMan: 7:28pm On Nov 27, 2022
BigDickProblems:
Happy Sunday Guys.

Let me go straight to the point. So I have 2 systems and a power bank(40,000MAH) to charge whenever I turn on my Gen. My systems doesn't take much time to fully charge but reverse is the case with my power bank.

Now the problem is my Neighbours. They will pack all their gadgets to my house as though I am charging the whole streets gadget whenever I turn on my Gen. This alone slows down the rate at which my power bank charges. Just today, after they brought all the gadgets as though its a street property, I noticed that my power bank took about 30minutes to get 1%. So I decided to try something new by turning off the switch connecting my neighbors appliances and see if this could help. Lo and behold, my power bank added 2% in just about 10 minutes.

I have left it this way since then. Their gadgets at not charging as I type this except for mine. I am managing time for fuel consumption cos fuel is expensive now and I am managing myself. My power bank is very very very important to me.

What I did, is it wrong? If you were in my shoes, what would you do??
You should have continued your good work cheesy

Rule no 1 in human relationship.
Don't start a favor you can't see through.
What you did will boomerang because your neighbors will forget all the good you have done in the past.
Health › Re: (jikokoa Coal Pot) Smokeless Charcoal Stove For All Homes New Arrived Products!! by SWATMan: 8:50pm On Nov 19, 2022
I doubt if this price is real.
I bought mine the medium size for N24000.00 in June 2022 so I wonder where you imported yours from. I hope you're real?
Politics › Re: My Father's Experience Working With Peter Obi - Kyrian Chiemelie Offor by SWATMan: 3:05pm On Nov 19, 2022
sleek214:
Am sure the other candidates did better things while in position too. This article is from a biased Obidient. So NEXT!!!
balabloo bloo blu bulaba. grin
Politics › Re: Northerners React To Tinubu's Stance On Islam by SWATMan: 2:55pm On Nov 19, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Who compiled this gibberish?


Early morning balderdash!
balabloo bloo blu bulaba. grin
Politics › Re: OBIdients Hold Car Rally For Peter Obi & Labour Party In Edo State (Pictures) by SWATMan: 2:50pm On Nov 19, 2022
Moh247:
Four battered cars

. they can do better
balabloo bloo blu bulaba.
Politics › Re: Keyamo Claims Tinubu’s “balabloo-blu-bulava” Misspeak Is Sense Of Humour by SWATMan: 12:13pm On Nov 19, 2022
Newton2024:
https://diplomaticinfo.com/keyamo-claims-tinubus-balabloo-blu-bulava-misspeak-is-sense-of-humour/
I thought lawyers are learned gentle men? Well I think Keyamo is a learned I. diot
Politics › Re: Between David Hundeyin And Adamu Garba On DW TV As They Defend Obi And Tinubu by SWATMan: 1:39am On Nov 19, 2022
Ttalk:
Hundeyin is an outcast
Why?
Romance › Re: They Said I Have A Spirit Husband. Please Help! by SWATMan: 11:14pm On Nov 18, 2022
Moblux:
Spirit beings don't have sex
They do. Heard anything like oko orun or iyawo orun?
How about succubus and incubus.

Abeg this is diff from bulabo grin
Politics › Re: See The Stadium That Will Host The Obidatti Campaign In Ibadan by SWATMan: 6:20pm On Nov 18, 2022
ihimiray:
See as stadium fine...even obi sef no build half of dis for anambra
Abi o!
Family › Re: My Marriage Is A Scam. He Is Infertile. by SWATMan: 6:17pm On Nov 18, 2022
In the Catholic church such marriages are disolved because it was founded on falsehood. Don't about others.
Travel › Re: My Wife Is Travelling To Canada Should I Be Worried? by SWATMan: 2:59pm On Nov 18, 2022
ednut1:
Insecure man lol. But on a serious note if there are cracks in the marriage from Nigeria, it will crash when she reaches there
Not really. It depends on a lot of factors. If she's not a stable person then you can never predict the outcome. Remember that women are born to be cared for. If her man is not there it would be quite difficult for her not to be swept away by anyone who can provide that role for her over there.
NYSC › Re: Buhari Approves Removal Of Mohammed Fadah A NYSC DG Over ‘Incompetence’ by SWATMan: 2:50pm On Nov 18, 2022
CaptainAyub:
Hausa/Fulani no dey good in anything naa.
Na only to scatter them know
Agreeded!
grin grin grin
But this is hate speech.
Politics › Re: I Know Nigeria’s Problem — Obi by SWATMan: 7:26am On Nov 18, 2022
Moh247:
cool



Says an Importer, container investor and trader


.
Thank God you didn't call him a thief like your principal. There is dignity in any of the above mentioned endeavor.
Bigot.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Has Finished Tinubu In Rivers by SWATMan: 3:51pm On Nov 17, 2022
buckeyemedia:
Very funny indeed, [i]when APC hits the Obidients with a short range missile, [/i]wailing will start promptly, ever since Soludo spoke they have not been able to rest?

It seems Peter Obi is scared of his Oga Atiku? Wike brought the traitor to Rivers State to spite Atiku not Tinubu.
You got me rolling on the with this funny comment of yours.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Face Shame In Jos by SWATMan: 11:46pm On Nov 16, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
Is that all
We know them. IPOB disguised as Hausa. cheesy
Romance › Re: She Didn't Know I Know She Already Has A Child. by SWATMan: 8:45am On Nov 16, 2022
jeromestarks:
So I met a girl on Twitter. We talked and exchanged numbers.
I called her to come over to my place because I needed sex. She agreed and pleaded that I should not play with her heart.

She even asked me to buy her a new phone when she comes. I said no problem.
We agreed that she will see me tomorrow.

After talking with her on phone, I searched for her name on Facebook and found pictures of her and her baby which dated December, 2021.

I won't say anything. I will wait till she comes, fvck her, give her some money (highest 3k) and discard her.

No time to keep olosh0 as a girlfriend.
( I pray I won't contact disease shaa).
You don't know her mental state and you are planning to use and dump her. I pray she doesn't harm you.
Family › Re: My Father Has Just Divorced My Mother by SWATMan: 8:05am On Nov 16, 2022
Samantha123:
Why?
Because you mesmerized him with your response. It was quite intelligent I must say.

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