Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: Ortom, Wike Shun Atiku In Makurdi by SWATMan: 3:03am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Ruggedniggaone: They are inconsequential all te important politicians in Benue are working for Atiku victory with or without ortorm and wike Atiku victory is sure Lies  |
Politics › Re: Only Peter Obi Worries Us, Atiku Cannot Win – APC by SWATMan: 7:50pm On Dec 12, 2022 |
The truth is finally coming out. No wonder the attack on LP has become a task that must be accomplished.  |
Politics › Re: Returning APC To Power Suicidal – Northern Group Declares by SWATMan: 9:10am On Dec 12, 2022 |
After benefiting from APC you are now turning away from the same party you campaigned for earnestly because a southerner is on the ballot. Only morons will fall for this flimsy reasons your group is advocating as their reason not to support your party. |
Romance › Re: Met A Very Pretty Lady With A Very Offensive, dead fish-like V*g*a Odour. Am Sad by SWATMan: 5:43am On Dec 12, 2022 |
IntelChief: Let's say am a very unlucky guy. From wasting my time on a lady for several months only to find out that she CANNOT endure penetration (no matter how soft) to this latest dead fish-like vagina smell drama. I can bet my balls that the lady is either under or spell or was a originally an alien who eventually arrived earth as a lady.
Back to our topic, I've read about smelly v*g**a stuffs, never believed it until tonight. After many weeks of strategising to get this pretty girl, I finally came close to getting "it" tonight, only to be welcomed by a very very very offensive odour. My erection died immediately.
My conclusion: I will never marry a lady without thorough testing. Enough of all these "say no to fornication before marriage bullsh*t. How else could have know this. Una goodnight.
Pastor Righteousness, back off. Vaginitis gardnarella it's treatable. Most times she gets reinfected if she's double dating. |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Departs Katsina For Washington DC (Photos) by SWATMan: 9:41pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
LordviccoDaGuru: Hungry wailer like u send ur account details lemme send you money to buy food You keep bragging online asking people who oppose your views to send their account details. This attitude is not only foolish, but exposes you as a poor guy. You own nothing and have made nothing and that's why you like puffing up your ego to feel right. Rich guys don't boast about their wealth. Get that into your empty skull braggart. |
Family › Re: A Child Of 11 Months Not Crawling Or Standing Yet by SWATMan: 9:11pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
Bayonet40: Good morning nairalanders. Please ignore any typo error. I have a son of about 11 months now who still finds it difficult to stand holding objects, like chairs, table or bed, immediately I place him on those stuffs for him to stand, he starts shaking in fear and cries out loud, he gets too scared when placed on a standing position to hold those mentioned stuffs. But he can stand confidently when his back is placed on the wall (even for a long time), he can also stand firmly and even try to walk when holding my both hands, my wife took him to the hospital but the doctor told her to allow him, that he will adapt when he wants. My question is. At 11 months, why does he still get scared when placed to hold chairs, table etc? I understand that some babies don't crawl at all before walking, he can stand firmly while holding someone's hands but refuses to do so while hold other stuffs due to fear by shaking and crying loudly as if he saw something scary. Am concerned that's why am here. Please should I just ignore him and stop trying to force him to hold those things or I should continue not minding how he cries and shakes? He is very healthy, plays a lot. Why the delay to crawl, and stand holding chairs, bed, table You have nothing to worry about. My second daughter walked at thirteenth month. |
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man For Raping A Lady With Down Syndrome In Ogun. by SWATMan: 8:41pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
Thortp: Oh boy, see face Like Abijawara eni ti' onigbo kitikiti! |
Politics › Re: 2023: Fadiru Joseph Blast Peter Obi, Warn Nigerians Not To Fall Victim. by SWATMan: 8:28pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
OkoRemi2023: I just pity naive Yorubas canvassing votes for that clown, peter obi caused a lot of division between catholic and Pentecostal churches in Anambra till date, I serve in Akaboukwu community in Nnewi North, go there they will tell you how terrible that flat head man his
useless man You can only describe a man as useless only if you are useless yourself. And that's what you have just proven to be. |
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Is A Good & Great Leader by SWATMan: 9:27am On Dec 11, 2022 |
Dicuss. |
Politics › Re: Money Wouldn't Give Us Victory Sen Al-Makura Warn APC by SWATMan: 9:26am On Dec 11, 2022 |
kettykin: They have started seeing the handwriting on the wall Of course. |
Politics › Re: See What Amokachi The Bull Was Spotted Doing For Tinubu In Kano State(photo) by SWATMan: 7:08pm On Dec 10, 2022 |
oikirodah: Amokachi Pepper Dem Oh: See What The BULL Was Captured Doing At Kano 4 Tinubu That Gets Everyone Talking(Photo)
Indeed, as the election campaign gets underway, the creativity, zeal, and commitment of party supporters is becoming more apparent by the day.
As we all know, the ex-Super Eagles Legends are in Kano for the inauguration and Presidential flag-off of the Nigerian ex-Super Eagles legend campaign tour for Tinubu/Shettima 2023 Presidential Project. The fact that they are currently shutting down Kano State is a topic for another post.
What piques our interest right now is that the legendary and heroic Daniel Amokachi aka the BULL is giving the APC presidential candidate's traducers nightmares with his opening March attire.
The Bull is mean as usual, and today he has demonstrated to the haters that Tinubu is still his preferred candidate, and that blackmailing him with insults because he adores Tinubu has no effect on him.
What a sight to see the Bull wear the Tinubu INFINITY logo hat to play. Dis is what we call "Oga Enjoy your Turkey, and leave others to flex their KPOMO."
Check out the image of the BULL standing alongside Mutiu Adepoju, the headmaster, and the legendary Peter Rufai below and leave your comments...
Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy. https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/amokachi-pepper-dem-oh-see-what-the-bull-was-captured-doing-at-kano-4-tinubu-that-gets-everyone-talkingphoto/
Source iReporteronline. Man must wack joor. While JJ Okocha is busy analysing world cup matches, these other hungry players are busy playing football for a party that destroyed everything and divided us because gat nothing to do. |
TV/Movies › Re: Job Seeker Delegates Interview Questions: Mr Macaroni Tinubu Chatham House Drama by SWATMan: 5:26am On Dec 10, 2022 |
JasonScoolari: When Akpororo was saying trash about H.E, Mr. Peter Obi at the EXPERIENCE, you laughed, and enjoyed the trash...
If Macaroni had sing the praise of the urinating machine called Tinubu, you will label him African Best Comedian/Skit Maker.
Your hypocrisy is powered by the Sun. You took the word out of my mouth. The guy is a jobless lout. Running around threads like a midfielder. Can you imagine the arrogance he spews everytime he comments? You really gave what he deserves. |
Politics › Re: Former APC Presidential Candidate Conducted Polls That Shocked Nigerians by SWATMan: 5:40pm On Dec 09, 2022 |
oyebanji44: Biafra republic. .77%
See how the ibos fall out fool for Adamu.
Amazing, Aboki fit get brain like this ( very intelligent man)
They were the ones who preferred to die if tinubu won. Focus on BAT's rejection rather than Biafra which was an afterthought. Aboki is preparing your empty brain for what's coming. Olodo |
Politics › Re: ESN Deploy 100 Special Tactical Force Into Enugu After Shootout With Military-Pi by SWATMan: 5:29pm On Dec 09, 2022 |
asanausana91: the news is on nairaland. Go to crime section Thank you for the info. |
Politics › Re: Atiku's Recovery Plan Best For Nigeria by SWATMan: 8:35am On Dec 09, 2022 |
These Atiku's online urchins are a bunch of empty headed influencers, they just create posts without content. |
Politics › Re: ESN Deploy 100 Special Tactical Force Into Enugu After Shootout With Military-Pi by SWATMan: 7:33am On Dec 09, 2022 |
asanausana91: how do you know that the attack was carried by fulanis, do you have any evidence? Today in Anambara gunmen attacked a hospital and took away 4 newly born babies, are they also fulanis? Please where in Anambra did this happen? |
Crime › Re: Three Arrested In Oyo For Hacking POS Platform To Steal N16m (Photos) by SWATMan: 3:34pm On Dec 07, 2022 |
"PRESS RELEASE CYBERCRIME: NPF NATIONAL CYBERCRIME CENTRE BUST POS NETWORK FRAUD SYNDICATE RESPONSIBLE FOR OVER N16M THEFT As IGP Urges Nigerians to Access, Use Cybercrime Reporting Platforms The Nigeria Police Force National Cybercrime Centre, an innovation of the Inspector-General of Police, IGP Usman Alkali Baba, psc(+), NPM, NEAPS, fdc, CFR, to effectively tackle cybercrime offences, and which led to the reorganization of all cybercrime units of the Force, has recorded salient achievements in less than one month from the commencement of operations under the purview of the Deputy Inspector-General of Police in charge of the Force Criminal Investigations Department (FCID), DIG Johnson Babatunde Kokumo, mni. Amongst the numerous concluded cases by the Centre, is a case of unlawful access to a computer network and manipulation of a point of sale (POS) network to defraud the unsuspecting owner of the total sum of Sixteen Million, One Hundred and Forty-Nine Thousand, One Hundred and Ninety-Five (N16,149,195.00) only by all-male trio of [b]Sanmi Ayodeji, Felix Oluwaseun, and Adeleye Oluwaseun, [/b]aged 29, 24, and 32 years respectfully. The suspects signed up on a POS platform known as Tmoni Technologies Company using their Bank Verification Numbers (BVN) and those of their friends and relatives without their consent. They proceeded to open valid wallet accounts with Tmoni, manipulated the company network security system, and fraudulently transferred funds to the tune of N16.1m from the Tmoni platform to various online accounts from where they made subsequent withdrawals. The suspects were eventually arrested in Ibadan, Oyo State, by operatives of the NPF National Cybercrime Centre, after an official complaint was lodged by the financial controller of the Tmoni platform. Upon their arrest, the suspects were found in possession of several mobile phones, POS machines, SIM cards, Automated Teller Machine (ATM) Cards, and one Toyota Matrix car with registration no. KUJ 548 CN which they confessed was bought with proceeds of the crime. The Inspector-General of Police while calling on users of online banking platforms to be vigilant with regard to their personal information, urges all citizens and residents in the country, as stakeholders in ensuring maximum security, to report all suspicious cyber activities via 09168343711, interpolnigeria@npf.gov.ng or on the NPF Cybercrime Reporting Portal - https://incb.npf.gov.ng/. The IGP similarly commended the Director, NPF National Cybercrime Centre, Deputy Commissioner of Police, Uche Ifeanyi Henry, for his diligence and dedication which has led to the breakthroughs recorded so far. The suspects will be charged to court as soon as possible. CSP OLUMUYIWA ADEJOBI, mnipr, mipra, Force Public Relations Officer, Force Headquarters Abuja 6th December, 2022" envoymedia: IGBERETV report
Three Arrested In Oyo For Hacking POS Platform To Steal N16m (Photos)
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0L2XAdaKyJzyJv1UYAZqAfxj8KY8btWyQFx7XYXPAYfE2cW5URNjvgDhSKRVJEJWjl&id=100064453009372 I stopped reading when I saw their names. |
Politics › Re: Positive Takes From Tinubu Chatam House Address by SWATMan: 6:59am On Dec 06, 2022 |
Passionnn: Positive Takes from Tinubu Chatam House Address I have said it severally that politicians are like internet fraudsters. Very myopic and would recycle the same gimmick severally until it's becomes a cliche. Recalling how a grossly ineffective Buhari was foisted on Nigerians by these same handlers, it is amusing to observe they have nothing new to bring to the table. The timeline of events so far has witnessed a replication of the series of events that led to the emergence of Buhari as president. The Chatam House Address which was expected to be a global event currently has no significant bearing as the conveners only succeeded in reinforcing what we always fear in Tinubu's incapability of handling critical issues of state. Perhaps he lacks knowledge of the importance of electioneering campaigns. It's just another jamboree to him. It was like a job applicant asking another person to answer questions for him before the interviewer. Questions which are at the very core of the job you desperately seek. He said he did it in the spirit of "teamship", whatever that means. The Positives? The only positive to all these is that it is sending a clear message to Nigerians that electing Tinubu as president would be our greatest mistake in our modern history. We still have time to examine this character and his bitter taste of unsuitability on our palate. Let us collectively say no to these badly refurbished commodities. Be it Atiku or Tinubu, they have both past their peak of performance and have grossly depreciated. Of the current contenders only Peter Obi can clearly and eloquently enunciate his programmes and objectives. Tinubu and Atiku are degenerative relics of the old order. They would soon come for you. |
Politics › Re: Soludo Visits Road Site Unannounced, Terminates Contract For Lack Of Competence by SWATMan: 10:41pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: Soludo Visits Road Site Unannounced, Terminates Contract For Lack Of Competence by SWATMan: 10:40pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: Quranic Proficiency Suggests Northern Kids Are Intelligent: Peter Obi by SWATMan: 10:35pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
harqinhola: MERE POLITICAL MANIPULATING STATEMENT TO WOO NORTHERN MUSLIMS , I'M NOT SURE THEY ARE THAT DUMB EXCEPT THEY PROOF ME WRONG . You are right and that's politics for you.  |
Politics › Re: Quranic Proficiency Suggests Northern Kids Are Intelligent: Peter Obi by SWATMan: 10:33pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
ElSudani: If they can master the Quran it means they are intelligent! Can you believe this coming out of a presidential candidate? Quran or no Quran what makes you think they are different from their counters from anywhere in the world? Do you think intelligence is shared geographically? This candidate is too slow for my liking. You jump into any thread where Obi's name is mentioned to comment by pretending to sound intelligent but end up showing that you lack content. Your intellectually dumb posts are mostly ethno-emotionally pedaled for any discerning mind to notice. Please focus on laundering the image of your mentor instead of posting senseless comments on PO's issues. |
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: No Going Back On Southern Presidency, Presidency Must Rotate To South by SWATMan: 10:13pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: Soludo Visits Road Site Unannounced, Terminates Contract For Lack Of Competence by SWATMan: 9:57pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
Almaigaa: I know Anambra like the back of my hand. I've done three projects in different parts of Anambra. Do you know that, Anambra have the highest numbers of Agberos in Nigeria? The numbers of Agberos in Onitsha alone are more than the entire population of Rivers State  You are a liar. Do y'know the population of River state? If you are telling the truth then, the population of Onitsha should be over 12million! Please stop telling white lies to spite the Igbos. |
Politics › Re: Soludo Visits Road Site Unannounced, Terminates Contract For Lack Of Competence by SWATMan: 9:50pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
Opintiwa: If only you leave your gateman one room and travel you will find out that is not the color of Anambra bus nor Keke  |
Crime › Re: Viewers Discretion: Murdered Youth Exhumed By Killers by SWATMan: 9:37pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
ASAPFERG1: if it is not igbos, who will?  But you can see what they are doing to them. It tells you one thing, and that is such a things is taboo in Igboland. There was no cover up at least to give to foolish comment. Go and watch Forensic Detective and see how Americans murder even their own children and bury them within the Same courtyard yet I have not seen anyone call them names. How many times have we seen Yorubas dealing with skull miners ravaging your region that most of you find it difficult to even criticize because it's not only normal but a way of life in your rituals infested tradition? Bloody tribalist remove the log in your eyes |
Politics › Re: What's Peter Obi Achievements For The Last Time? by SWATMan: 6:12pm On Dec 04, 2022 |
Moh247: Going to church to seek votes from religious bigots FYI this is the definition of the word bigot "a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group" How on earth do you call christians bigots when we all know who are the real bigots in Nigeria? If there is anyone who is a known bigot in this forum, I think it's you because, all your views on issues have Islamic undertone. You hate Obi just because he is a Christian period. |
Politics › Re: 2023: Don’t Waste Your Money, Rivers Is ‘No-Go Area’, Wike Tells APC by SWATMan: 6:28am On Dec 04, 2022 |
thesicilian: This wike is a clown with megalomaniac tendencies You abuse every other politician who doesn't support your party APC, but becomes silent when your drug lord mentor makes gaffes. Hipocrite. |
Politics › Re: MURIC Accuses Governor Adeleke Of Marginalizing Christians In Osun by SWATMan: 9:52pm On Dec 02, 2022 |
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Crime › Re: Missing Chukwunonso John Chukwujekwu Found Dead In Bauchi Hotel Room by SWATMan: 1:16pm On Dec 02, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: JUST IN: 10 Reasons Why I Believe Peter Obi Is Deceiving Nigerians – Keyamo by SWATMan: 4:32pm On Dec 01, 2022 |
Jessica008: Keyamo opens up Nigeria’s Minister of State for Labour and Employment, Festus Keyamo (SAN) has listed 10 reasons why he believes that the 2023 presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Peter Obi is deceiving the electorate.
On Wednesday, in a statement made available to the Press, Keyamo outlined ten major reasons why the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) strongly believes that it is Obi and his party that are insulting the sensibilities of Nigerians and taking them as fools.
The full statement reads “It is Peter Obi and Labour Party that are insulting Nigerians and taking them to be fools for the following reasons:
1. Labour Party and Peter Obi wants Nigerians to rely on what is inside the brain of Peter Obi and what he says only by words[b] of mouth[/b] instead of producing a manifesto for scrutiny. That is an insult to millions of Nigerians.
2. Peter Obi and Labour Party are disguising as ‘new breeds’, whereas just a few months ago Peter Obi was in the same PDP that enthroned one of the worst period of corruption and profligacy in our country and which party they now insult on a daily basis; for the records Peter Obi did not leave PDP out of principles; he left out of personal frustration when he was muzzled out. That is why he has been likened to a mentally challenged person who is just moved to a new facility and promptly declared to be fit without rehabilitation. That is an insult to millions of Nigerians;
3. Peter Obi believes in subsidy removal whereas Labour Party opposes subsidy removal in its entirety, yet they tell Nigerians they are working together. That is an insult to millions of Nigerians;
4. Peter Obi has refused to openly condemn the perpetrators of the carnage in the South East and call them out, but condemns similar incidents in other parts of the country, yet pretentiously disguises as a nationalist. That is an insult to millions of Nigerians;
5. Peter Obi is just moving from Church to Church, whipping up religious sentiments and campaigning on that basis, yet pretentiously disguises as a pan-Nigerian candidate; that is an insult to millions of Nigerians;
6. Peter Obi and Labour Party wants to deceive Nigerians that the quality of leadership is akin to the competition in a debating and dramatic society in school, whereas he goes about lying carelessly and quoting inaccurate and unchecked statistics and data in the name of promoting debate; and whereas we all know that some of the best debaters in school fail their exams and some of the most quiet ones in class excel in their exams; they want to deceive Nigerians by smooth-talking, whereas some of the smooth-talkers in history were the greatest con men! They deliberately suppress the attribute of track record in public office which Obi does not have in comparison with ASIWAJU. That is an insult to millions of Nigerians;
7. Peter Obi and Labour Party constantly play God by trying to compare Obi’s supposed fitness to that of ASIWAJU as if they are God. Whereas some of the supposed fittest persons sometimes slump and die (God forbid that happens) and some who people think are not fit enough continue to function till nearly 100 years old. Example was the major opposition candidate in those days in Zimbabwe, the younger and supposedly fitter Morgan Richard Tsvangirai who campaigned on the basis that he was fitter than the then President, Robert Mugabe. Yet, Tsvangirai died suddenly one day in his sixties of Colorectal cancer and Mugabe outlived him and continued as President for many more years into his nineties. So, Peter Obi and his supporters are playing God and that is an insult to Millions of Nigerians;
8. It is also an insult to millions of Nigerians for Peter Obi and the Labour Party to attempt to trash all the achievements and ASIWAJU and even his efforts at restoring our democracy from Military rule (a democracy they are enjoying today) whereas their candidate has no such credentials. We shall not allow them do that so long as we have the breath of life inside us.
9. Peter Obi and his supporters constantly insult all Nigerians each day who are not aligned with them. This is acknowledged throughout the country. They pretend they are angry youths (forgetting that Peter Obi was an active part of that past they are angry about). In actual fact, if you really calmly take the census, ninety-five percent of the so-called ‘angry’ persons are of either of one ethnicity or one religion, thereby promoting division in this country.
We all remember the infamous incident of Peter Obi reading a Whatsapp message from his phone promoting ethnic divides, yet he has not apologised to Nigerians till date. This is an insult to millions of Nigerians; unlike the APC members and ASIWAJU who cut across all tribes, religion, regions and tongues in large and almost equal numbers
10. Peter Obi has not given any tenable and sensible explanation to the scandal regarding the Pandora Papers and how he owned companies in tax havens and reportedly didn’t declare all his assets before he was sworn in as Governor in Anambra State; similarly, how he invested Anambra State monies in his family business, yet goes about campaigning as a saint. That is an insult to Millions of Nigerians”. This epistle is not complete. I will only comment when Keyamo updates the reason. |
Politics › Re: Chicago University: Phone Number Reno Omokri Provided Vs Real Registrars Number by SWATMan: 6:40pm On Nov 29, 2022 |
muykem: Many people are jobless to say the least maybe Atiku is bankrolling Rano but who is bankrolling all these anti Tinubu nuisance. This is how they waist all their life on Buhari secondary school certificate. You are jobless also because if you are gainfully employed, you won't be jumping from one thread to the other defending BAT. It smacks of sheer stupidity for anyone to keep defending a man you have neither met nor interacted with and is alive and capable of defending himself by calling a press conference to debunk and thrash all the allegations levelled against him. |