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Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi: Peter Obi Has A Lock On Two South And Two Northern Regions by SWATMan: 7:10pm On Oct 12, 2022
OsunOriginal:
How old is this Kperogi guy?
He is 18.
Business › Re: Anambra: Soludo Levies Mourners N100,000 For Obituary Posters by SWATMan: 6:59pm On Oct 12, 2022
TonyRazor:
Anambra: Soludo levies mourners N100,000 for obituary posters



Tony Okafor, Awka


The Anambra State Governor, Prof Chukwuma Soludo,has slammed a tax of N100,000 on mourners in the state who will wish to publish obituary posters for deceased persons



The new levy was contained in a memo addressed to the National President, Anambra State Association of Town Unions (ASATU) and signed by the Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer (CEO), Anambra State Signage and Advertisment Agency, Mr Tony Odili Ujubuon͂u.

The letter entitled," Regulation of ceremonial adverts," explained that the agency would work in partnership with ASATU to recover the taxes as sources of internally generated revenue and to curb menace of 'non-commercial adverts' in the state.

The memo read party, "The tariff below serves as a guide to what is payable; sixes, description, amount and duration of the taxes are: 4 X 6FT N5,000 for 2 weeks; 8 X 10FT N20,000 for 2 weeks; above 10FT square are N100,000 monthly; and N5000 for posters for 2 weeks.

"Note that directional signs leading to the venue which can come in 1x 2ft size will not be charged. It is also important to bear in mind that after the duration of this period, any such board that is left standing will attract a penalty in the sum of the amount initially paid. This penalty is paid weekly.

"The Agency, in fulfillment of its statutory obligation, is not unmindful of the menace associated with non-commercial adverts that have literally occupied our out-of-home space. These adverts come in the form of obituary, religious, wedding and sundry flex, banners and posters.

"These materials tend to deface the environment and pose a threat to the aesthetics of our communities. In line with Mr. Governor’s avowed aim of building a prosperous, livable and smart city state in Anambra, the Agency sees the need to regulate the use of these materials in manners that are decent and orderly.

"Because this is a phenomenon that is associated with all the communities and villages in Anambra State, we hope to administer this process in partnership with the Town Unions. It is our wish that the Town Union will take up the responsibility of informing the villages and hamlets.

"Others to be informed are kindreds, churches and any such bodies within their towns that from the 1st of November, 2022, the Agency will begin the enforcement and collection of levies on all such posters and flex used for any of such ceremonies. We have written to you because we have always regarded you as progress partners in the development of Anambra State."
This is insensitivity at it's peak. Although there is a need to cut down the cost of burial, how does he expect printers to pay their taxes? My thoughts though.
Politics › Re: Dr Yusufu Datti Blasts Tinubu For Asking Nigerians To Shut up On National TV.. by SWATMan: 6:48pm On Oct 12, 2022
LegendHero:
You and Datti are both unintelligent and good for nothing propagandists.

Tinubu spoke about PDP and he said they should shurrrrupp if they ask for change of government. Before that statement, he was talking about how PDP destroyed Nigeria and he’s asking the rationale why they would want a change of government.

I know both you and Datti never bothered to watch the video unless if you guys are truly PDP lite like Adeyanju said because I don’t know why exactly you are pained by that statement on PDP.
grin
Politics › Re: Dr Yusufu Datti Blasts Tinubu For Asking Nigerians To Shut up On National TV.. by SWATMan: 5:03am On Oct 12, 2022
Racoon:
Imagine a presidential candidate of a disastrous government asking citizens demanding good governance in a participatory democracy to shut up.

The redflags against the druggie cum bullion vans criminal are just staring us in the face. Tinubu wants to continue the number one satanic policy of the disastrous Buhari government that he foisted- tyranny. Meanwhile, no sane person should allow it.
You won't find LegendHero and ImperialYoruba analysing how unintelligent this comment is. But they will spend days trying to educate us on why PO can't be the president.
Politics › Re: Dr Yusufu Datti Blasts Tinubu For Asking Nigerians To Shut up On National TV.. by SWATMan: 4:57am On Oct 12, 2022
Politics › Re: Pdp/Atiku Hired Secondary School Children For Their Campaign Flag Off (Pictures) by SWATMan: 10:02am On Oct 11, 2022
goshikid:
So your zombiedients rally in kaduna and bauchi that has amagiri among them are what? Those amagiri children you included in your fake rally , are they not the same? At least Atiku own are in uniform and well coordinated while yours was with plates begging from your stupid rally.

All this Igbo fools from Biafraa.ud village self. Una think say una get sense. After this election I bet you, you will all come out and start shouting Biafrau..d or death. Fools
You are the real fool if you don't know that the op is your brother.
Politics › Re: PDP Is Party Of Termites, Can’t Return To Power, Says Tinubu by SWATMan: 5:21am On Oct 11, 2022
ALMUSTAQIM:
SAY NÓ TO PDP
Mumu the same party populated by your people and being given life to by your brother who is the Presidential candidate?
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Hell Exists Or It's A Figment Of Imagination? by SWATMan: 2:31am On Oct 11, 2022
What sin have you comitted that's troubling you by this hour of the night that made you to ask this question? �
Politics › Re: Of Peter Obi Pseudo Igbo Agenda And His Divisiveness. by SWATMan: 7:59pm On Oct 10, 2022
Newsline09:
The deceit of Peter Obi's ambition being an Igbo agenda has frequently been used by the many people who have tried to sell the tarnished Peter Obi presidency to me. I guess a new narrative to justify the demagogue and the desperation of the Labour Party Presidential candidate.

I have simply stated the following in response to each of those narratives: Peter only cares about himself and his frantic attempt to hold onto power. Continuing to equate his self-serving desire with regional interest is absurd.
Peter's ambitions are primarily motivated by personal vendetta and not by a common goal. He has been leading the attack on every Igbo stakeholder who is not in support of him with conscious desperation.

Peter Obi, who has continued to disparage all of our great sons and daughters, respected stakeholders, and ambassadors just for his own selfish exaltation, is the greatest enemy of the Igbos in Nigeria today.

How can he claim to be an Igbo candidate or agenda when he has yet to consult with the Igbos' apex body, Ọhaneze ndi Igbo, or many of our respected traditional rulers and custodians of culture and beyond, who are today mostly respected in Nigeria?

We have yet to witness the pool of influential Igbo political figures surround him, join his entourage, or perhaps congregate at "Ime-Obi" to present him with an Ofo in recognition of his claims to be their candidate.

Instead, his assertions that he is an Igbo candidate or that he represents a regional agenda serve only to appease his whims and caprices.

Recently, I read Chief Olisa Metuh, one of the few Igbo stakeholders, lamenting the snobbishness and impolite behavior of the Peter Obi supporters toward respected Igbo leaders. Peter, however, chose to remain silent and allowed his online urchins to continue defaming our elders and leaders for merely choosing to remain brief rather than publicly supporting the kindergarten Labour Party as opposed to their own original political parties. This, for every right-thinking individual, cannot be a regional agenda, but divisiveness.

In the past, we have watched as numerous prominent Igbos have used their ambition to advance national and local interests and win over their people. However, in the case of Peter Obi, we have observed that the man who frequently positions himself as the all-knowing and greatest among others, is busy attacking and denigrating his people just for the sake of his own self-interest and personal taste for power.

Who in their right mind would perceive Peter Obi's self-serving interests, which he has convinced his credulous and vulnerable supporters, are Igbo interests, when his victims have remained his own South East brothers?

Fr. Ejike Mbaka has been the victim of blackmail, intimidation, and sensationalism in order to have him destroyed for no more than holding a dissident opinion. As a result, the adoration ministry—which has continued to offer job opportunities, both emotional and spiritual support to mostly Igbos across the Southeast states—is now facing difficulties and may even collapse. All for Peter Obi to advance his desperation and tainted ambition.

We have also seen how Peter Obi's supporters have continued to denigrate Ike Ekweremadu, Emeka Ihedioha, Dave Umahi, Pius Ayim Pius, and a slew of other relevant Igbo stakeholders for simply expressing their views on national issues concerning the 2023 elections. Obviously, such cannot be the character of a man who wishes to run for office on the basis of a regional agenda when he has made his kinsmen his most victims.

Obi, or anyone else, is being rather unfortunate, hypocritical, pretentious, and cowardly when he asserts that his ambition in the Labour Party is in the best interests of Ndi-Igbo as a whole.

Peter Obi is running for office in his own right, not to advance Igbo interests. This is one truth we must drive deep into the consciousness of our people to rescue them from the lies and deceit of Peter and his cronies who are day-dreaming.



#Ulokachukwubuike
Are you done?
Agriculture › Re: Please What Is The Name Of This Citrus Fruit In English? by SWATMan: 10:42pm On Oct 09, 2022
Ebunuzo:
IThis is a citrus fruit I saw when I visited a relation's home recently.
Kindly let me know the correct English name.
Thanks.
That's lemon.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Are Very Accommodating - Reno Omokri by SWATMan: 5:51pm On Oct 09, 2022
Peterobiisathie:
https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1579081883518128128[/i]
Your stupidity is on amplification mode Reno. Is this how to influence voters?
Politics › Re: How Come The Oluomo's Proposed 4million Rally No Come Reach 10,000 by SWATMan: 5:41pm On Oct 09, 2022
Jones4190:
we are not PDP, In August, they stole Uche Secondus phone in PDP's Abuja meeting, last week, they stole Dan Orbhi phone in Benin PDP's meeting, yesterday, they stole Namadi Sambo's phone too. These are the people that want to fix Nigeria
grin
Politics › Re: I Condemn The Action Of Those That Attempted To Disrupt Obi's Rally In Agbor by SWATMan: 12:53pm On Oct 08, 2022
BeardedMeat:
This Op is suddenly a gentleman.

What God cannot do, does not exist.

I agree with you totally though.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: I Condemn The Action Of Those That Attempted To Disrupt Obi's Rally In Agbor by SWATMan: 12:53pm On Oct 08, 2022
Trinitycian:
I heard some alleged PDP supporters attempted to disrupt Obi's rally in Agbor. If this is true, then it's really sad. PDP supporters are not known to be violent. I hope it's not true. Everyone should be allowed to vote his/her choice. We all hope for a better Nigeria. If God says Atiku will win, nobody can stop him. If God says Obi will win, nobody can stop him.

So I am appealing to all our members, please let's not behave like Tinubu's people. If Obidients are rallying and they're hungry, give them food. If they're thirsty, give them water. Let there be love. Atiku's personality and achievements alone will fight for him and convince opponents to support him.

Let there be love. Let there be harmony. Let there be peace.

God bless us all.
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Politics › Re: Apc's Lagos Rally To Hold When Christians Are In Church by SWATMan: 12:09pm On Oct 08, 2022
Olojuobinrin:
In Yorubaland , there’s nothing like Yoruba Christians or Yoruba Muslims, we don’t categorize ourselves, we are all United and we don’t even care whether you’re a Christian or Muslim, we are not divided like you try to paint it here , it’s only online that I see people trying to divide the yorubas by calling Some Yoruba Muslims and another Yoruba Christians , it doesn’t even exist in reality, as a matter of fact , you can live with a Christians or Muslims here in Yorubaland and not even know the religions they practice and we’re United ! So stop all these propaganda of Yoruba Muslim or Christians BS , Yorubas don’t see it that way !! We are all Yorubas ! We’re one !
Keep deceiving yourself.
https://dailypost.ng/2021/10/25/2023-yoruba-muslims-will-not-vote-for-christian-presidential-candidates-muric/
Romance › Re: First To Make Her Take A Flight Is Most Times Stronger Than Her First Love by SWATMan: 8:34am On Oct 08, 2022
You won't see them here.
Politics › Re: Why Are You Not Living In Anambra State Since Obi Is The Best by SWATMan: 2:38pm On Oct 06, 2022
dawnomike:
What a stupid question for a hot afternoon....!!!
Very foolish question indeed.
Politics › Re: Over 12hours After Tinubu Reportedly Departs England, Yet To Land Nigeria by SWATMan: 6:35pm On Oct 05, 2022
omenka:
News brought to us by Chinweuba.

These guys should tighten the security perimeter around Jagaban. The way these IPOB terrorists cum Zombiedients are monitoring his movements makes me very uncomfortable.
Are you not in London anymore?
Politics › Re: I Think Lagos Is The Most Illiterate State In Southern Nigeria by SWATMan: 7:02am On Oct 05, 2022
oyin44:
very simply

If you cannot make a comfortable living with the yorubas


Move away from SW
Why then do Yorubas pride themselves as omoluabis? Is it not all about integrity and honesty? Why the hypocrisy about BAT? Personally I am indifferent about his dealings but what the OP stated above is known by all Lagosians!
Politics › Re: I Think Lagos Is The Most Illiterate State In Southern Nigeria by SWATMan: 6:38am On Oct 05, 2022
oyin44:
Another omoyeebo pretending to be a northerner.... grin cheesy



Most of them look enviously at the success of the yorubas... grin grin


North: Bandits, and the religious fanatics

South East : Ipob terrorists and local mobs

South West: peaceful and civilized people grin grin

See the reason of the envy.. grin grin

pls leave sw if you hate the yorubas
You guys are pitiable. What he said there is exactly what is going on in Lagos. Are you saying that northerners don't live here or are blind that they don't know what's going on?
Politics › Re: Court Judgement On Oyetola Means APC Has No Candidates For 2023 Elections by SWATMan: 12:47am On Oct 05, 2022
Opari!

Late Junaid Mohammed was right about the AG of the federation Malami. RIP APC you appointed incompetent people to man several sensitive posts. Now it's payback time. What a shame.
Politics › Re: Evidence That The Person Riding That Bicycle Was Not Tinubu by SWATMan: 10:10am On Oct 03, 2022
Tinubuwins2023e:
That fool is my biological father
shocked
Politics › Re: Evidence That The Person Riding That Bicycle Was Not Tinubu by SWATMan: 10:10am On Oct 03, 2022
Tinubuwins2023e:
That fool is my biological father
Politics › Re: Evidence That The Person Riding That Bicycle Was Not Tinubu by SWATMan: 8:27am On Oct 03, 2022
Tinubuwins2023e:
The bastard ipob fools have started again grin
Same way they called Buhari jubril wink
It's now evident that ipob miscreants are the most foolish people that ever existed

Nairaland should ban this bastards spreading fake news
You are the real fool here since you don't understand sarcasm. He is one of you and not an IPOB miscreant. If you don't know him check his previous posts.
Olodo!
Politics › Re: Man Reminds Obidients Who Asked Him For Drinks That Obi Does Not Give Shishi by SWATMan: 8:02am On Oct 03, 2022
Bad belle. Is this news?
Politics › Re: The Gross Rascality Of The Buhari Regime Of Looting The Public Treasury by SWATMan: 5:34am On Oct 03, 2022
asanausana91:
This is democracy, every fool can insult buhari and go free
Was he right or wrong? You guys are too emotional when the insensitivity of this present govt. is exposed.
Politics › Re: Widow Of Deceased NSCDC Cg’s First Outrider Gets Automatic Job (pic) by SWATMan: 11:04pm On Oct 02, 2022
Islie:
https://leadership.ng/widow-of-deceased-nscdc-cgs-first-outrider-gets-automatic-job/

Previous thread: NSCDC Escort Biker For Commandant-general Dies Performing Stunt
https://www.nairaland.com/7358417/nscdc-escort-biker-commandant-general-dies
RIP to the dead.
I was moved by the CG's compassionate words to the deceased widow. This is the type of boss that care about their staff. I once worked in a company where I witnessed a robbery incident I came for inspection and barely 5min after my arrival 5 armed men swooped on us and robbed everyone present. After the incident I called the MD immediately to inform him about the sad development only for him to inquire how much was stolen and that those on duty should pay whatever was taken by the robbers! I was dumbstruck at his lack of empathy I couldn't believe what I heard and refused to pass the message to some of the injured staff. Thank God for the DSS that apprehended these criminals a few days later after they killed someone at another location that same night. I resigned from the company 2months later because I couldn't come to terms with such wickedness.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Drops fitness Video says He's Ready to Serve Nigerians by SWATMan: 8:45pm On Oct 02, 2022
Latestreport1:
Video of Bola Tinubu exercising and getting ready for task ahead

Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q3Q3VMN6rY

BREAKING:The Presidential candidate of the ruling party APC Bola Ahmed Tinubu seen in RECENT video exercising and getting ready for task ahead,in the short video he posted on his official page with the write up “Many have said I have died; others claim I have withdrawn from the presidential campaign.

Well... Nope.

This is the reality: I am strong, I am healthy and I am READY to serve Nigerians from Day One."

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CjOOPZOj-YB/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
I hope there is a doctor close by because of his age. BTW was it not BAT who told us after Amaechi ran around Porthacourt stadium that leadership is a mental and not a sprint event?
Politics › Re: Kano Has Today Hosted The Vice Presidential Candidate Of The Labour Party Datti by SWATMan: 8:33pm On Oct 02, 2022
lhordspy:
Here comes our politically insiginificant clown of a politician sharing the same electoral value and influence as a chicken.


Ab*ki wey they allow one pandora fraudster from afghanEASTERN dey decieive am. Just look at the political grades of the people who went to welcome him, clowns who are politically non-commanding, non-essential and non-existential.


Such a pity, Datti. I wish i can make you understand.

We are probably looking at picture of Peter obi, Datti ahmed, his northern political entourage and Emir of kano in the picture below
But
what the northerners around the place saw was their respected king Emir of kano taking pictures with a flat headed pandora Nyam!ri and lot of politically insignificant clowns. grin grin grin
You are abusing him because he is a northerner and PO's VP yet you keep rolling out statistics of how BAT will sweep the votes in the north. Hipocrite.
Politics › Re: 2023 Elections: APC Rigging Strategies Exposed by SWATMan: 8:28pm On Oct 02, 2022
Bontafa:
Failures. Like you BATified2023 ,kad10, tinubuadvocate,paindealer and pandoraobi should never shout change because you guys have egg brain . You rather watch the country burn just for a cup of garri
Phew! Omo see finishing.
Politics › Re: Can Tinubu/Atiku Merger Rival Peter Obi/LP? by SWATMan: 8:23pm On Oct 02, 2022
Felimax:
I seriously hope you guys will celebrate so much when Obi eventually win?

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