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akwarandu:
This is a very serious situation and I really don't know what to do

this might seem random but do a scan of your brain first your hypothalamus might be behaving erratic.

are you on a high protein and fat diet?
your metabolism might be the culprit here
sometimes all you might need is a lifetime change, not drugs

Youngpo413:
Smh,Ubunja was right.

go back to the hole you came from and don't ever mention me again in your life

Jeez, all I see is Samsung and Xiaomi everywhere.
No tecno and infinix or other inferior products

Samsung/iPhone or nothing! Proud Iphone 7 user

A hefty wallet and bank account
Boys with beards... Oh God

What is graphic about this post?
You won't need clickbait the post if you believe it actually has quality.

what does OP mean by this bayi...??
i dunno why this is making me laugh so hard

This OP is either the thief or knows something about the theft.

i cant believe i gave this one advice

engaging.
As usual

Wfsholla90:
Thanks bro. I later go for the Umidigi A7 pro.

Good choice

Umdigi phones are VERY durable and strong because rhey are made from standard phone parts unlike some brands we know

As long as you maintain the device and handle it sensibly, you will be fine savvy?

satelliteDISH:
I am using the Nokia 2.3. My own is not on the list. Does it mean that I am using a fake Nokia android phone?

lol you dont know how reliable Nokia is. Your device is in the plan.... Maybe the original poster forgot to mantion it

If you cannot produce the receipt then you're either the thief himself or were foolhardy enough to get second hand device without solid proof of transaction.

It might not be stolen and it also might be stolen.

It might not be stolen on the fact that the motherboard of the device was brought from a different damaged S8 with that google account already logged on it(happens in refurbished phones from China a lot) and the phone is just a rag tag assembly of various S8 units. This is possible if you bought it from show glass sellers

It might be stolen on the fact that it was taken from the real owner and sold to you. I pray yyou didn't buy it from those roadside guys. If not, you're in for a long ride...

Quickly report to the shop if it wasn't a roadside hustler OR risk going to jail.
Stop sleeping on the bicycle and take action NOW

CosmicPhoenix:

SweetBuns tell us the truth,you are the one that got swindled.

Sky go fall fess before I fall for such scam

Why should he be mad at you? These men self.

God just blessed you with 2x the amount you needed. And youre worried.

He will get over it. When he comes back, give him assurance.
Be wary of that "friend" of yours o, keep collecting his benefits but keep him at arms length.

Its not a sin for a strong lady to work. Why is he oppressing you

so we noticed that this boy has been working harder lately and this attracted more giveaways from us and relative (he is a very good boy)... he was looking far cash to buy an 'android phone'

he kept telling me how he will finally take selfies, chyke girls, blah blah (na village dude o)... i am a friend to him so i helped him with a bit of cash too.

too bad that the boys in computer market were smarter than him

he came excitedly to the house yesterday beaming with smiles while saying he bought the phone with the "clearest camera" in nigeria.

that he bought a Infinix Camon.

As he said that, i knew he had fallen prey to the Aba boys

we explained that the phone is fake to him and now he hasnt eaten since then

mama has laughed to stupor and told him she'd help him get another.

he shed tears and i felt sorry. dude didnt know better.

see the specs of the phone.
the infinix camon.

50mp camera

iLegendd:
What did I show off on this thread?

You fool others but you don't fool me

You show off too much. What is it with you

iInjureHerYansh:
The guy that shoves his c.ock down your throat and unload cum then you swallow with delight is a misogynist if understanding b!ttches like you and putting them in their respective places is what you call misogyny

You're sick in the head

Evolutionlove:
Shitty People......

Let them wail

I saw this comment on FP and it just reeks of hate and pain

how many times will we tell men

Women don't love you for who you are. Stop deceiving yourselves.

a woman loves the lifestyle and benefits you give to her, she will never love you as a person (except mothers)

Maami Igbagbo saw tblack as a, to put it simply, a means to an end.
she used him to upgrade her sexual work from local to posh. she used him to get connection and them jumped ship when he wasn't needed anymore. use and dump at its finest.

its called monkey branching. shes a monkey who jumped to the next branch when the former one was beginning to crack.

SEX is a weapon and women have used it to its fullest. Control your urge and nobody will control you. infact they will be scared of you since you don't conform to their music. Society will hate you for standing you ground!

tblack was too busy fvcking 3 girls everyday to notice this. Shows you what is going on in the mind of a woman. She will fvck you but most of the time, the thing she is collecting from you without you knowing, will be 100x more valuable than the sex you adore. its not necessarily money, don't be narrow minded.

No matter how you deal with women, YOU CANT WIN. its their game since birth, and they have rigged it (alimony, child support etc)

then what is the solution??

DONT PLAY THE GAME!!!

Forget what society tells you, you don't need a women to be happy!
that special one doesn't exist! she's a unicorn, a mythical creature!

MGTOW is the answer!

#MGTOW
#GoYourOwnWay

Misogynists everywhere!
You say you are going your own way, be going. We don't need you anyways.

Girl power,!

sirLeeem:
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Oh, what's the name of this launcher

My iPhone is dead

Lol, when we telll you these peeps use low quality parts to make phones, una no believe

Now you've seen it with your eyes

uche87:
Akudo earns a salary of less than N85,000 in a month at a struggling company in Lagos. The sole proprietor of the medium-scale enterprise had considered closing down the firm times without number due to its slow pace of growth. For years, he has refused to increase the salary of the busty young lady with light skin and alluring curves which she never fails to show off in tight clothes. She also has no chance of being promoted in any way. The 24-year-old doesn't care about her career. Her job as a front desk officer is just a front for another 'business' which brings the cash. She runs a company within her company and that firm is between her legs. Most of her 'customers' are married men and young internet fraudsters popularly called 'Yahoo Boys'.

She has an active account on Instagram and this is like her own link to the world. It's difficult to understand what she is up to. You need to look closely. Akudo uploads pictures like every normal girl. She makes sure a large chunk of her cleavage is showing, her hips are also exposed out of her short dresses and she poses in a way that her backside is also captured. The pictures are laced with motivational quotes, bible verses and appreciation of God. These are regular innocent pictures we see every day on social media but there is more to them. They are posted as baits with intentions. The 'goods and services' are not conspicuously displayed in the black market but the buyers understand the signals. Once they see them, they make a move and a moneyed deal is sealed like a capital project. Not all ladies are as discreet as Akudo. Others post provocative pictures, twerk in videos, flaunt tattoos, touch on x-rated topics just to tell the outside world they are strictly open for business.

Back to Akudo, she simply goes to popular social media pages on Instagram to make harmless comments. Some might be lengthy, others might be so brief. These comments are for the visibility of her page. Interested buyers who are mostly male folks scroll through the comment section of popular social media pages not just to gauge the opinions of people about issues and incidents, but to look out for people like Akudo. After checking her profile and being satisfied with her pictures, he respectfully sends a message. Akudo initially acts decent but shows her true colours as time goes on. It might be a one-off deal in which they meet at a hotel and the man pays a sizeable amount of money and sex is transacted or a contract in which he becomes the 'friend' Akudo. He constantly helps her out with common material needs while they regularly meet for sex when the need arises. Akudo in turn calls the man her 'best friend, mentor, uncle, zaddy or ex'. When you hear these terms, you need to look deeper.

The business has been fine for Akudo. She never touches her monthly salaries. She drives a 2010 model of Lexus ES 350 saloon car which arrived during the coronavirus pandemic when millions of Nigerians lost their jobs and others took pay-cuts. She attributes her 'success' to God all the time.

Akudo is not alone. Life is tough in Nigeria and maybe tougher in Lagos. It is easy to become homeless because the well-paying jobs are scarce and the house rents keep going up like it wants to explore the heavens. Since Nigerians never share their pains but gains, so that they wouldn't be mocked or regarded as unfortunate in life, the young ladies secretly start to use what they have to get what they want.

How do you explain a situation whereby a lady who earns just N50,000 per month, lives on the mainland and works on the Island, and then easily affords the latest iPhone with other ostentatious belongings. She goes on social media every weekend to share photos of her visitations to swanky restaurants, eating exotic meals and cooling off at 5-Star hotels. These 'online marketers' are always in a hurry to show the world they are 'balling'. It's like they need to convince an imaginary competitor out there.

For ladies who want a bigger chunk of the monies that circulate in the untaxed sex industry in Lagos, they crave for more visibility. They join the entertainment industry where they go into modelling, presentations, reality shows and mostly acting. The big boys stalk the entertainment industry, which is like the 'more you look, the less you see'. In the entertainment industry, you need to look successful to gather momentum. Since you can't engage in internet scam like the male players, you will crawl to the politicians, business tycoons, drug barons and others making easy money, to shore up your bank accounts, so that you can look successful and advance your career.

Since the outbreak of coronavirus globally, the local film industry has taken a hit. It has almost closed down. But this setback hasn't stopped the glory of actresses who have no known businesses or reasonable endorsement deals. They have been flaunting new SUVs on social media as well as newly-acquired houses. The story is the opposite for the men who most times survive on the benevolence of well-meaning Nigerians. Who have the male actors offended? Are they not serving a 'living God'?

Most of the most talented and hard-working male actors only grab the headlines when they engage in crowdfunding to offset medical bills.

With the advancement in information technology and widespread usage of smartphones, social networks have been springing up aside from the major ones like Instagram, Facebook and Twitter. Most young ladies discreetly join them to open business profiles where they transact sex at affordable rates. Most of them are just normal people that can never be suspected to be indulging in such. All you need to simply do is chat them up, agree on a fee, she takes your address and comes down easily using one of the ride-hailing companies. Investigations show sex services are charged according to durations and add-ons. You either go for 'short time' which is a round or two within two hours or so. Those with enough cash opt for 'long rest' which is fixed over the night with about three rounds or more guaranteed, according to the gas in your tank.

The story of this industry can't be told in one article. It is far bigger than imagined. The players are invisible. It is condemned by both participants. Nobody likes to admit it exists but they will always run there for help when the body calls for it. It's like a hospital with numerous patients in emergency wards. It's a multi-billion naira industry without exaggerations. It has changed lives. Many have bought cars, careers, houses, established businesses through this industry. It is called the oldest profession in the world. It is not new, just that the trends are changing. Every young lady seems to be eyeing the sector with a plan to join and support herself. Greed, peer pressure and economic hardship drive the informal industry.

How much is Nigeria's debt again? N31 trillion I guess. If President Muhammadu Buhari decides to track the transactions in the industry with the sole aim to collect taxes, he will repay Nigeria's debts under a period of 16 months, and I mean it.

By Osayimwen Osahon George

Source: http://www.villagetowncrier.com/2020/09/the-multi-billion-naira-sex-industry-in.html

Now this is what I call a blog.

Good job!

During my teenage years I used to work as a makeup artist and hair stylist (combo)
So I was called to an occasion, a big one for that matter
One Nollywood movie like this was being shot, I cant remember the name.... but I sha scoot my butt reach there. I was broke and I needed the cash badly.
Got there and there was nowhere safe to drop bag. Moved to where I was to work and dropped my bag there.
One aunty asked me to watch bag for her. She just came, dropped the bag, mumbled a few words and left with her purse. I didn't even acknowledge her words nor her dropping the bag near me.

I was almost done with work when the idiot came back, took the bag and started to look for something. She kept throwing acidic glances towards me and I was getting nervous.

All of a sudden she accused me of stealing her iPhone 6 (it was a long time ago, 6 was the latest). I was flabbergasted and didn't know what to say.

They even searched my belongings and found nothing. She said I have kept it or passed it to my accomplice.
Shed tears and crying even choked my pleas of innocence. She kept pointing fingers and they were already contemplating whether to involve the police or not.
I thought I was done for cause there was a large crowd surrounding us already, if I were a guy, I'd have been lynched.
One elderly man just came to the middle of it all and gave the idiot a scolding of a lifetime. Turns out the bitch had a habit of misplacing things and also had a issue of forgetting where she keeps her things... The idiot forgot the phone in her uncle's car (the elderly man) who luckily didn't leave at the time cause he met an old friend. He got curious on why there was a crowd and when he was told what happened he saw his cousin in the midst of the crowd yelling at me and went to the car and took the phone since he knew the kind of girl the bitch was.

She went quiet and the crowd immediately scolded her for her stupidity. I almost lost my BB in the hiatus and I thank God I didn't go to the station for what I didn't do.

Those kind of people ehn, I pray I don't meet such again

Yen yen yen yen yen

Keep wailing, cry me a river

We need more of that for hydroelectric turbines. 8 hours of electricity supply isn't enough

Too bad
I'm currently in Agbowo

He should wait na