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stantob: I like to ask you a few questions before writing my contribution to this post. Please note that I don't mean to find out much about you.
What kind of home did I grow in?
Is your mum making your dad happy?
Is your intrest in a long term relationship?
Have you asked yourself, what kind of lady am I and what kind of man do I need?
Guess after answering this few questions, you begin to have an idea of your answers.I await your answers.

I grew up in a good home.
Yes my mum is a good wife to my dad.
I'm a very sweet lady who's always true to herself. I need an intelligent, charismatic, God-fearing christian, who has good prospects and a good sense of humour. (He has all that and more!)

nikkyshyne: Besides, 'assuming' a relationship can be highly catastrophic.

And who says I have assumed I'm his gf??
Look let me advice you ladies, it's not until a guy asks you out and is sleeping with you that can feel 'secure' cos you might just be one of his gfs! Also being his official gf is NO guarantee that you will be his wife.
So stop tying too much importance to being his gf. And I'm always stressing that we do everything bfs and gfs do except sex. Acc to our friends, they are even surprised that he treats me the way he does cos he usually gets bored with girls easily. The guy is not asking me out because he said he doesn't need to date a girl before he knows what he wants from her. He's tired of saying "she's my gf" if the relationship is not going to last forever. He's in his mid-30s. He also says that he wants to build a solid friendship with me and doesn't want sex to spoil it.
Iv never been this happy with any of my former 'boyfriends' never felt so useful!
I hope you guys understand now?

Roseey0: Ds guy cud be married to another but enjoying your company#jstsaying#

Abeg,make una define ds una relatnshp,friendshp,abi na sextnshp.

Nope he's not married to another. We have mutual friends so I know. Neither is he gay.
Married men are the most egar to have sex. So you think all the money they give you is for charity Dem be father xmas?

D-Explorer:
The way you're going, you just might lose this guy. He seem to be 'connected' to you already and those things you do at the moment pleases him. Whatever you gonna reciprocate should be by your discretion and understanding of the relationship. Also, it should naturally flow from your inside and not you surfing for "101 ways to please a guy".

Oga, pls take it easy. If you read me well, I said I want to make him as happy as he makes me. It's not like I'm looking for how to make him like me ok? He already does. I just want to make him happy! Nothing wrong with surfing for 101 ways to make someone who makes you happy as happy as you are!

Adeniyi A.:
permit me to say dis,i may nt b tot right tho.
readin thru ur post,i cud only extract ONLY 1 desire of urs n dt's sex,u beliv strngly that d only way to repay him n show him that u luv him is to sleep wt him,know dis,nt al men fancy séx,infact an unxplaind hatred cu arise afta d act.
y ar u in a hurry,y ar u so impatient 2lick 'hot stew'- it burns.y dnt u respct his decisns,he knos wat he's duin,bt if u tempt him to do,u m8t blame ursef. hold ursef in his presenc n get som self control girl.
gdluck

As for you, I will only advice you not to go about without your glasses so you can see and READ properly

olumaxi: d guy sef deh form 4 u ni o..he may av his reasons though..but i gues if he stil sees u,he already likes u..i bet u,he ll surely giv it to u dis festiv season walai..but,startin 4rm now,make it luk as if u r gettin les interestd in im evriday..dats d only true expo

Sometimes when I try to form not interested, he starts making me laugh so much. He makes me laugh too much for that kind of plan to work effectively.

bin gbagbo: op, i love you

Huh?

HARDDON: Very seemingly simple things of life is what a made man is lukin ƒoя in a lady:

2) haw homely and organized is she? Does she kip d place spick and span when around? Does she readily help arrange and organize мч day and body dressing .

3) If he is into biznes, your knowledge and ideas ãbout d said biz or any oda oηε that can yield more money, wud ß highly appreciated.

4) a lil surprise here and there wud blow his mind .... You cud make a reservation @ a kul spot and arrange with d DJ to play his favorite song @ uя signal.

5) вυч him posh gifts: sorry to Saч , but ladies find it very hard to spend on their guys! Ενεη the married ones. And wen dey do, itz briefs and boxers and ties. We go all out ƒoя you, wonda y we can't get back same measure

Lastly, be yourself @ all times. And hey, neva ask that your question again cos dis is haw he wud interpret it: dey all wano get intimate and trap me into a r/ship cos they be all after ma dough . We ĸпoω as you all do, that d stomach is not the only way to a guy's heart! His third leg ïs not only a way to his heart but a great way to his pockets also!

Regards
Don

Ehn! Dis one na REAL 'expo' lol!
I was actually the first to buy a gift and I will be buying him another gift this xmas (good stuffs not cheap singlet and boxers!)
NB: I haven't asked him for sex. It's just a topic that comes up whenever we are both turned on

Eze Promoe: [color=scarlet]I believe you are beautful and good looking. I don't see why it's difficult to pleasing such a man. How sure are you that there wouldn't be something he could possibly be hiding from your knowledge. I'll advice you to try querying his feeling towards you.[/color]

Thanks but no thanks. I'm not querying anything

Exponental: Parties will flow thru out dis period....try fix urself.

Exactly

E eya! Sorry ehn!
Friends and family should help you get your goove back

ITbomb: Four things
1. Cook for him
2. Listen to him [develop skills of holding a healthy conversation]
3. Buy little lovely romantic gifts for him
4. Respect him
Above all always follow your instincts
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And one more thing
U seem too eager to give 'it' to him whenever he would demand for 'it' [at least he don try to hold am this long] .
My advice, DON'T .
Tell him at the first time , u r not ready , if u give in at first asking, he will surely treat u like one of 'em and get bored

I be typical calabar babe so leave cooking to me!
Thanks so much for the 'expo' that guy makes me wet but I'll try to keep holding myself. Lol!

Redmosquito: Nah! It just shows to show that she's head over heels for the guy!
I also agree with not trying too hard! The guy fit no sabi face again!

Yeah, I try not to "try too hard" by not being all over him. I carry myself very well when I'm with him and yes my coming here is just because I'm madly in love with him and I just wanna be sure I make him as happy as he makes me

Redmosquito: If I were the guy.....Well! i am the guy!
Just call me at least once a day for no other reason than to check up on me ( not for handout or lecture notes like most girls). That will make me happy. Nothing more, nothing less. See! I am easy to please.

Lol! Iv never asked him for anything. He recently started doing stuff for me own his own.
Thanks for the advice. I leave encouraging, inspiring, messages for him almost everyday.
I need more 'expo'

Redmosquito: If I were the guy.....Well! i am the guy!
Just call me at least once a day for no other reason than to check up on me ( not for handout or lecture notes like most girls). That will make me happy. Nothing more, nothing less. See! I am easy to please.

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Pls o! I beg o! Make una read well before you comment o! I no fit shout o!

Hello guys!

I have come here to plead with you people esp the men to tell me how I can make the guy I talked about on this thread; https://www.nairaland.com/1110645/guys-men-please-translate as happy as he makes me!
He keeps making me high, he blows my mind so much and right now I'm consumed with the desire to blow his own mind and make him as happy as he makes me!
What touches me the most is that he still says that he wants to buy a bed first before we have sex even though his ........ Always stands when we are together . Please let me state clearly that I don't ask him for sex. It's just a topic that comes up when we both notice that we are both turned on.
I'm so so so so happy!!!!
Please, e jo, biko, Dan Allah, how can I make this guy as happy as he makes me??

uj_sizzle: Wow she just implied it's near impossible to find a nice person in this world

Are you referring to me? If so then it's either your conscience dey worry you or you didn't read me well.

Una know say I dey talk true! Me no get time to mince words. Just say it as it is and relieve your conscience!
Nobody here can dispute what I said and that's just the gospel truth!

Ok. Here's mine!

Name: Ute

Age: mid-late 20s

Occupation: CRO, modelling

Are you single, dating or married: I'm single till there's a ring on ma finger!

Those u like on NL: ABIL! Shollypopz, Kandikaine, Idowuogbo, freecocoa, Eze promoe, Legit1, 190-the-clown, Redmosquitoe, xynerise, Dailynews, and some others whose names I can't remember but consist of people who are true to themselves, lively, and intelligent

Those u dislike on NL: hmm! Not gonna mention names but I ll group acc to the kind of xter they have. All those who display these attributes, una know yaselves!;
1. Tribalists- lord have mercy! Shame on you! You guys are the reason Nigeria is how it is today. Shior!
2. Atheists- are these people for real as in ehn! Kai! Tufiakwa!
3. Follow follow people- irritating bunch of peeps who kiss people's asses so shamelessly it makes me wonder if Nairaland has been politicized! You guys should go get a friggin mind of your own and stop being such
4. Over-sabi people with oversized egos: These people can never be wrong. They don't like being corrected and when they are loosing out on a healthy debate, they resort to nasty snide remarks. Tpia tops this list. Meeen! That lady is MEAN! Then we have those who think that dishing out insults @ the slightest opputunity makes them look macho or gangstar. Ye ye people! Mtcheew!
5. Fake people- these ones like forming Mr. nice guy/girl. They pretend to be motherly but inside they are envious bit.ches you guys should beware of these people! Serious! Then we have some guys who make it so obvious that are flattering girls here just because they want to make them feel like they belong! Flattery is ok. But do you have to go overboard with it Sometimes I wonder if some girls here pm guys to beg them to sing their praises. Na wa o!
Then we have those who pretend to be what they are not in real life. #smh

Those u find annoying: same as the people I mentioned above.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Redmosquitoe and some other cool dudes in the politics section

NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Atheists, tpia, Itsmodella, and some others whose names I can't remember

Which NL member(s) is fake: Onila, Mynd, K2039, and some others whose names I can't remember

NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: None!
NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on: Hmmm any sexy, alpha male here who is 30 yrs and above! (How old are redmosquitoe and Lucenzo?)

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): cos I'm too mature to be crushing on just a fine face!

Your favorite NLer: ABIL

Your favorite mod: OmaJ4 (can't really remember his name, did I get it right?)

Funniest NLer: Idowuogbo, some others whose names I can't remember.

NLer with the best threads: can't really say.
NLer(S) diary you stalk: none

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Shollypopz

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: same as those I mentioned among those I dislike.


NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: ABIL! Will like to know that guy who stepped down for Lucenzo @ the Mr NL pageant too. There are also some others whose name I can't remember I will love to meet

NLer(S) you consider smart: Abil, Ogugua88, Redmosquitoe is creative. Most of the smart people are in politics and family section.

NL member that tries too hard: Madam Onila, K2039, Mynd (tries too hard to be macho)
NLer(s) you find intriguing: Redmosquitoe, can't remeber the names of the rest.
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: person, slow poke, retardeen

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: many peole

Who do u often disagree with on NL: many people. Like those I mentioned among people I dislike.
Who do u often agree with: many people such as shollypops, freecoca, Abil, Dailynews, even Sexkills
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): LUCEZO
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy: Ogugua88 seems to be pretty nice sha

Been reading through the thread for a while now. Nice thread! Lol @ comments here. Common guys, show mynd and k2039 some more love
My own will be out tomorrow.

It's threads like this that drive ladies above 28 into desperation. Why won't they become desperate to be Mrs somebody when the world sees them as having one problem or the other just because they couldn't hook a man before that age??
When did marriage become a yardstick to determining a person's xter I know many loud mouthed, vile, vain ladies who married before 25.
How about the ones who married @ 24 but to the wrong men Men who make their lives miserable?
Let me educate you guys, marriage is not about when you marry but WHO you marry. If you are not married to the right person then a single person is far better off than you are!
Yes, some ladies are materialistic, but MOST women dream of a rich prince! Even those who eventually married struggling guys #fact.
You guys should learn to understand that some ladies are just not lucky in the dating game. Some people have trouble finding people they are compartible with. If men I have no iota of feelings for are proposing to me, I'm sure as hell not gonna jump @ them just because I'm 28 years old!

TRIBALISM AND RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS!!!

That's the summary of everything. Every other thing falls under these, even corruption

Come to think of it, it is inevitable that politicians travel in groups because they come in entourages. Besides, Plane crashes have become a likely occurance in Nigeria going by the horror story I hear about planes in Nigeria. So we can then conclude that it is very possible for 9-12 politicians to die in a plane crash.
Nigerians learn to use your own heads to think for your own selves.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Matthew 7 vs 22 - 23. . .

"Many will say to me on the last day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? And in thy name have cast out devils? And in thy name done many wonderful works?

And then will i profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

T B Joshua is what he is. . . A worker of lawlessness/iniquity!

Follow him at your own risk. Even the Devil performs Miracles and casts out lesser demons. . .

Open your eyes people, and see. You are being deceived!

He only prophesies of evil because he is evil, and that is why Jesus will deny him on the last day. . .

Nuff said!
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Pls help me educate them o!
Gosh! Why are most Nigerians so gullible? Haba!
Haven't you seen or heard of babalawos prophesying? Any spirit can prophesy. The devil also sees the future and that is why he's all out to destroy it.

emrysdwarlord: Let ♍ƺ get dis straight,wat ¹ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ †̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇³ capacity of †̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇³ chopper Ω̴̩̩̩̥α? Was timi gonna hang by †̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇³ blade or †̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇³ pilot was planning 2 lap him?.....

LMAO!
I really love and salute Nigerians who know how to use their own heads to think for themselves.

I smell politics!!