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sexkillz: [color=#000030]So that you can Google answers?

I dey come.
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I don't mean jamb questions. I mean questions like "define a beautiful woman" "how do you intend to affect Nairaland as a whole as Miss Nairaland" "why are you proud to be a Nigerian?"
Such questions can hardly be googled cos they are I.Q questions carved in such a way that the person has to use her own head.
You could give like 2 questions and as all the finalist to answer them then the voters will compare their votes and vote acc to the answers given plus their over all beauty.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What kind if questions?
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Just usual pageant questions to test the I.Q levels of the contestants.

mondi_cheeks: thank u

Happy birthday.

Ok kandiikane pls can you just upload all the pics Becky sent you on this thread now. Pls! ALL of them whether you think they are fine or not

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Finals will be on front page tomorrow morning.

This will be hotly contested.
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Hi!
Will there be a question and answer segment for the contestants?

OMG!!!
See votes for sweetlemon!
Aww! Thank you so much! I'm humbled!
Pls keep the votes coming for Abil, Livialives and Achuckwunet they deserve top 5

Thanks to all those who voted and are rooting for me even though I'm not popular here. I'm so humbled!
My fellow contestants, sorry I didn't vote anyone. Didn't vote myself either cos my instincts tells me to just lie low and allow the voters do their own thing.
Don't mind my chief campaigner o! You girls are all beautiful. EVERY WOMAN HAS SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IN HER.
#mwah

xynerise: If u keep calling an ugly girl a goddess, she will like to taste her powers. So it applys to ugly girls too.

#High five!

freakcin: That pic of urs in the office looks familiar. iF U DON'T MIND WHERE WAS IT TAKEN, WCH COY?

Oh ok. Sorry I don't think I can disclose the name of the coy here. But I can tell you it's not IA

freakcin: Na better fight go end this pageant, going by the way some people are over-hpying and under-hyping!

@ sweetlemon: wch department are you in IA?

IA? Sorry I don't get you

kandiikane: Vote sweetlemon and florena(she has pictures of her nyash in g-string).

LMAO
*runs and hides behind iroko tree

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Did you wash your hands first?
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*in a childish voice* yes uncle sexdeykill

chronique: What is it wit ladies n dis "grab some popcorn" slangs? Una nor dey chop another thing? *grabs popcorn from her and gives her a plate of amala n ewedu without fish n meat* oya,sitdon for ground make u dey chop;I dey look u.

I dey chop amala wella o! Me no get time for forming. In fact, I don dey hungry.
*grabs amala from chronique and devours it*

kandiikane: I never hide anyone's photo oo. As much as I want you to win. I am very fair and strive for equal opportunities in this kind of things.

Ok!
Thanks dear. I don't know what I did to deserve your love

kandiikane, pls don't intentionally hide anybody's pic because of me o! I beg o!

bennyraz: [size=13pt]sweetlemon, what's ur Prob? [/size]

Some people here started accusing me of being a ride bitch, didn't you see? I was taken aback for a moment but I m ok now and I'm eating pop corn and watching the show

Idowuogbo: Odikwa serious event o! We are in d e-world woman! Y u getting urself worked up over usernames/robots/programmes? Hian!!! U better calm down and breathe......Doctors in da house, dis geh diagnosis na panic attack abi?

Ok, iv calmed down but I was really taken aback sha and I was about stepping down from this competition.
No hard feelings. Let the fun continue!
*grabs some pop corn*

ItsModella: It's okay. People will still vote for you whether you're rude or not cos you're fine like that.

I'm not even rude!!!!
Where the hell is this coming from

Idowuogbo: U are fine, crude and rude.

Lobatan!!

Case closed#

Should I refer you to my last threaed where you came from no where and insulted me for what I did not even do Did I even insult you back?
Somebody pls check my "Guys (men) please translate this" thread.
Please! This is getting serious

Wow!
I'm surprised people are saying stuff bout me being quarelsome and rude. Maybe you guys should go read all my posts again. I try VERY hard to bring out my points clearly and concisely without being downright insultive. Maybe you guys should go check all my posts here again.
If you ever see me angry, then check the post I quoted so you will understand my anger. (Like you guys don't know how provoking some Nlanders are)

bennyraz: chai, we no no say u still dey market o? Anyways, we could be temporary caretakers until landlord arrive naa? Wat do u think?

I'm done with temporary care takers. Unless if na for only nairaland u wan do caretaker for me

bennyraz: no be d english i mean jare.. What i mean is that, u shud have put in a more sexy picture to show d world how beautiful u are Or are u afraid of Admirers? We all know u have a bf abi no be so?

Oh ok. Now you know.
As for the bf, check my most recent thread for details. However, I am still single till a ring is on my finger

bennyraz: u just fcck up o!

Lol! I corrected the typo immediately after posting it

Courtesy demands that I thank all those who voted and are rooting for me.
Thaanks all!

Sagamite: I am not as desperate as you probably because I can speak good English and I am well-educated.

My standards are very high!

We don hear o! But If you don't like the girl you won't be talking about her so much.
Just send her pm already and let the rest of us have peace here

Idowuogbo: Am telling u kandi! If no b sharia law, I for go north go buy am give u as ur Christmas present. D chick is hawt!!!

North ke? I'm from Akaw-Ibom state. My mum is Cross River. A full blooded Nigerian in case anyone thinks my blood is mixed

Idowuogbo: U want votes ni? Maka, u no inform moi na!
Operation add sweet lemon to team beauties...activated####

Lol!
I'm not really the type to blow my own trumpet. Basically, this competition will be based mostly on popularity. I will prefer people to vote for me beause they think I'm hot enough and not for any other reason(s)
So if una think say I hot, make una vote for me

tellwsdom: Go and wear bikini…I want to see your yansh

Lol! You will see me better in the pics I sent if I get to the next stage

Idowuogbo: Sweet lemonade, u remember me? U is odikwa sexy. Pls vote for achukwunet,Tasha, Florenza,livialives, vivi, fuckwitme. Tenkkkk u....

Lol!
How can I forget you! Me no dey keep grudges.
But u didn't even vote for me o!

Wow! Am I allowed to say something here?
I remember how I fought with sexkills, slimyem and co on a "pretty girls" bashing thread. Where the "pretty girls are dumb and not good wife materials" campaign was hot.
I remember how I fought tooth and nail to uphold the dignity of pretty ladies and talk some sense into people who saw pretty girls as not more than ornaments.
It's good to see us being celebrated here and I congratulate the winner in advance. But I do hope that this pageant will bring goodwill to nairaland and develop a culture of respect and cheer among ourselves and out of nairaland and not just a randevous for displaying "pretty ornaments" only for the same participants to open another "pretty girls are not this or that" thread again.
May the best girl win!