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Nigerian Artists are doing it big
It's no joke.
Yall should check out LURALPH (RAIN, WHATAGWAN)
OLU APALA (OLUWEMAWE, OROYON)
RIZ (ROCK THE BED)
BIGIANO (SHAYO REMIX)

and so on,

PS: The Nigerian Entertainment Award is coming up. ROck the vote people.

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Just this month

A 65 yr old man raped a 3 yr old girl
A 17 yr old girl was raped by her high school teacher. She's pregnant and alone because her father kicked her out. The rapist is nowhere to be found.

And it goes on and on,
Why is it that we don't address issues like rape in Nigeria?
It is becoming rampant and uncontrollable.

It's high time we speak up and fight for our fellow females.

SPEAKUP Nigeria - all about our African women.
If you've been abused in anyway, speak up, talk about it because it affects your relationship in the future.

Join SPEAKUP Nigeria
www.speakup9ja.webs.com
Let's help each other in diaspora and head home to help our fellow women.

Oh heavens No!
common now

There are times in life when we feel lost
Friends and loved ones are nowhere to be found
There's no one to shed light
in our darkest night.
We think about our problems
and it gets worst than before.

I've been there
and i have come to realize
that all I need is for God to show me the way
through all problems, trials, and tribulations.

My flaws
My all
I bring to all
uneditted and unrehearsed

Hope you are blessed by this song --> OLAMILD

Listen to show me the way @ www.myspace.com/olamild

P.S: She said she recorded it the same week she wrote it. She is under construction. Criticize her gently. I listened to the song and I liked it. What do you guys think?

A friend of mine has to organize a birthday party for a 2 yr old
The guests will be ranging from toddlers-10 yrs old.
It's a party for all but we're focusing on the kids.
I need yall to help her with gift ideas

She wants to know what kind of stuffs
to put in the gift packages that will be handed out to the attendees (kids)

HELP NEEDED ASAP. PLEASE HELP

CASE 1
A 10yr old boy was jealous of his new baby brother because his mother was not paying attention to him at all. Tired of this constant ignoring he decided to solve the problem once and for all. He decided to put poison on his mother's nipples while she was sleeping to kill the baby. The next morning, the gardener was found dead!

NOTE: Don't touch that which does not belong to you, my fellow Nigerians

CASE 2

A maid in a Sandton home wanted an increase.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Princess, why do you want an increase?"

Princess: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase, the first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Princess: "The master said so."

Madam: "oh."

Princess: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Princess: "the master did."

Madam: "oh."

Princess: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "did the master say so as well?"

Princess: "no madam, the gardener did."

CASE 3
In a Classroom in Warri, Nigeria:

Teacher: You Boy, spell plantain

Boy: Whish one? The ripe one abi the unripe one?

Teacher: Shuo !! What difference does it make? Just spell plantain!

Boy: Teasha, If you fry the ripe one na 'DODO', if you fry the unripe one na 'SHIPS', if you roast am, na 'BOLI', all of dem na plantain, so whish one you wan make I spell na?!

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Waowwwwwww
what can I say?
You guys are just cracking me up.
I am speechless and typeless lol. I'll come back when I stop laughing

Does anyone know where I can create and print my own flyers for free.
Any websites?
Ideas?
HELPPPPPPP

I do not support the rule at all.
Banning women from wearing trousers will not eliminate immoral acts in the church.

heheheheheh wonders shall everly begin!
It's quite fascinating though.

I want to thank you all and bring you updates at the same time.

Mary and Dan talked and worked things out (so to say). He says he doesn't want any time apart that they should pick up the pieces and just move on. I for one odn't think it's such a good idea but they are back together. What I have an issue with is the fatc that luke keeps popping up and mary is still invovled with him sexually. She cries afterwards saying it's just so hard to say no to him. I want to be there for my friend but I am very upset at the present situation because I don't even know what to say to this girl anymore. It's like she keeps going back to what she needs to walk away from.

@Genial, May the good Lord strengthen you in every possible way. You have really helped.

@Busta and fellow, I thank both of you for your time and effort.

@harvey, thanks 4 your opinion.

UPDATE

She tired to call him but didn't get through. SHe e-mailed him and he didn't reply. I snet him an offlind mesage begging him to read the last mail she sent because she told me to tell him so. He finally replied her message and they both fixed a time to chat. they chatted for over 3 hours, so she says. He tol dher he couldn't get over what she did but he has forgiven her. She went further to explain how everything went (long story). He was shocked at the incident but he felt bad that it happened because he knew she was a girl with good morals. He told her that he had spread the news to everyone ( Mary's friends in Nigeria, his friends (both known and unknown to mary) plus family). Mary was not pleased with that but she did not say anything. He told her he would like to pick up the pieces and continue. SHe objected.

I almost went nuts when she told me because I believed she wanted to work things out with him. Mary said she believe he has hidden intentions because he is the kind that finds it hard to forgive or get over something. She said all she wanted was forgiveness and time to heal because she was hurting as much as he was. He believes she is trying to break up with him and he is not pleased with that. Mary claims she believe they both need time to see if continuing is a good idea. She emphasized how it'd be a problem for her to be in a relationship where there's lack of trust. I kind of reason with her but I need to know what yall think?

Is she on the right track? I cannto make decisions for her but I can advice her. You can do that too so help me help her on what the next step should be.

Thanks @genial for taking the time to read and respond.  I will be awaiting your advice and that of others. I'm just concerned about her health with the way things are going.

@fellow ,  thanks for the advice, i will look into that. I have thought about what you said but how I tell her a depressed girl love is gone? she believes something is coming back to her and you want me to worsen the situation? Please put yourself in my shoes. Would you make your friend cry more when he/she has nearly killed u with tears? I know she messed up and I scolded her for that but I don't want anything bad to happen to her. What can i really do? ,  at least to get her to cheer up a little bit.

I am thanking you all ahead of time. I am quite shocked and sad at how messed up my friend looks. I never knew love could do this to people. I thank you all ahead for your reponses. Make them urgent please.

Whats up everybody? Hope you all r looking forward to a blessed xmas.

well `just thought I should share this short story with all of you

My best friend and her boyfriend are having problems? Why? read on,

My friend usually come to the states for holidays. she goes back and forth as if it's just a mere journey to mile 12. 3years ago, she decided to reside in the states and continue her education. She has not been to 9ja since then and she had a boyfriend over there. I thought it was not so cool to be so far apart but she said she loves him and she'll keep holding on till they see. My friend has no intention of going to nigeria anytime soon. I urged her to pay him a visit. She said her parents would object to that because they want her to stay here and finish her education before she re-unites with them in 9ja. She cries all the time talking about how she misses this guy and want to see him. My shoulder has lifted so many burdens this yr (it's not even funny).

They talk on the phone a lot. they e-mail each other and chat a lot. About 6 months ago, things changed. The messages from the guy were no longer frequent. She tried calling him on several basis to talk about the sudden change but the call never goes through. She became frustrated. Unfortunately, I had to travel out of town due to some family issues, On my arrival (just of recent), she broke the news. I was like what happened? I was only gone for about a month or so. , remember luke? , she said. I said yeah. Luke was the guy that had been disturbing her for over a year and she never succumbed to his wish but they hung out a lot. "Stuffs happend." she said. Out of shock and curiousity, i asked her what happend. She said she had cheated on her boyfriend in 9ja with luke. I felt like she was tricking me but she showed me proof and I almost screamed m lungs off, why? I never knew my friend was still a virgin. SHe had just lost her virginity to luke, a guy she likes a lot not the one she claims to love in 9ja. I was so flabbergasted and disappointed. I asked her what she was going to do? " I have made some terrible mistakes and I am terribly sorry for them. I told Dan (bf in 9ja) that I cheated via e-mail and he doesn't want to talk to me or e-mail or even chat. He told me to go on with my newguy and let him heal because his heart is deeply wounded. I felt so sad after I heard this, My friendstarted crying claiming she still loves Dan and she wants to be with him, I have been begging her to eat for the past 3 days but she has refused to eat a thing. Yall (nairaland members) have to help me with your piece of advice, Please help because I don't know what to tell this girl again. i thought about calling the guy to beg him but I don't know if that is such a good idea, Luke really likes my friend, now tht he took away her pride, he loves her and want to spend the rest of his life with her. she likes him but she loves Dan. HElppppppppppppppppppppp , If you are going to help, please direct the message to her directly, ie, Dear (not her real name)Mary, i'll print off all the responses and show it to her.

hmmm well
Nigeria will still remain my motherland regardless of where' I go to.
I still love my home, cus there is no place like home regardless of what it looks like down there.
Well as of the Independence day, there is nothing that calls 4 celebration
what do we have to show for 46 yrs of Independence? Nada let's just pray for the betterment of that country.

This is so devastating. RIP JT. Although you are out of sight, you will not be out of our minds. Your fans will alwyas love u,

There's nothing wrong with cooking. there's nothing wrong in learning how to do it either. They do say practice makes perfect. U might not want to cook cos u r not very good at it, but u can be. I know a couple of nigerian guys that are good cooks. It's just always been sort of a tradition to have the ladies cook but it's not bad if the guy helps out.

no i will not do that on a first date

well soft moist chewable lipz,

mama lykes

well I'd say a lady sshould be married latest 25
If she's not married at that age, she should have a spouse and shud be getting ready to tie the knot,
A gu y should marry latest 30- 35
It's okay for him to marry b4 thn though

abeg find ur scores else where.

I agree with what emalie said at the beginning

lmaoooooooooooo u berra be kidding me
she can't read or write
and she's a gem
na rare gem self
`can't help laughing

Height
Everything that makes up your face

I think your daugther needs to focus on her education
and forget about men for now
she has all the time in the world to grow
be successgul with a good career
b4 she starts worrying abt men.

well not keeping to his words
like saying we're on 4 soso date
n then cancelling 4 some dumb reasons.

hmm I'll just laugh at the response