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If it had been a black man, the caption would have read, real life witch fell from the sky in Africa.

What kind of question is this? She should be a full time intimacy doll. That way, she'll be sure to never aggravate the caveman. She'll be at his beck and call 247. An added bonus will be that she'll Never answer back. Op, it is true that some jobs are quite time consuming... But oga caveman who wooed a professional should be able to handle it.

Senator Saraki, thank you for the announcement. I am not sure of the protocol. What I am sure of is the awareness generated by this announcement may help protect some innocent souls... in case this is one of the African Chiefs who needs to be buried with quite a number of heads.

It's probably easy to blame the SIL, but I think for her to stop eating anything cooked by your sister, she must have been disrespected or badly hurt. Your sister is not telling you everything. So, instead of thinking of what to do to her, your sister should apologize and mean it. Naija marriage is not only about the husband and wife. I wish it was. If your sister wins this battle by fighting, more will be waiting for her in the future. Ignore all those telling her husband to man up. He is only being diplomatic.

why on earth is anyone paying attention to this druggie? He is such a joke. A few years ago he claimed he was also going to be Kenya's President. After being the object of so much ridicule, he wants to pull his own brother down. Hmm! I wonder who the real traitor is. Has he changed his lifestyle of boozing and going around in a drug haze all day? If he was my brother, I'd be ashamed of him also. What an opportunist! Using his dead Aunt to milk Obama. Where was he when his brother was working so hard to get to where he is today? Does he think it is easy to become a president? To be the president of the United States of America? To be a black president of the United States of America? Is anything handed freely to a black guy?
And as for Africa, when will we get tired of neocolonialism? Why do we always expect hand outs? Things to be given to us? Obama is the president of the U.S. and not Africa. African countries are blessed with enough resources to be self sufficient. Let's get it right and stop looking for stipends.

link2jude:
Please where can we find these NGO'S offering skill acquisitions?

there are NGOs all over Nigeria to help one acquire some skills. Evergreen in the north, ERN in Lagos, LIFYEAD... I Know that The Nigerian Skills Acquisition Program is on Facebook. Some individuals are also doing what they can. The owner of Odio couturier and her twin organize some skill acquisition programs. They once had the owner of a successful modern farm in Nigeria train those that were interested. AiMP Network is a non denomination Christian group that has a program for leadership skills. Anyway, please Google and ask around. Even the government is involved in funding some NGOs, even though they are meant to be non governmental.

Setaje:
Here they go again. Help yourself. Learn something. Do voluntary work. As if they will give u money for transport to go and do voluntary work or they will give u money to learn something. Tsheeeeeeeew.

The op said he was always online. There are tons of resources online he can learn from if he is determined. Plus there are NGOs that organize some skill acquisition programs for free.

Op, must you work for someone else? Don't you have skills you can put to some good use? I'm a Christian, but I don't believe in one wasting their time and lives attending deliverances. Where is it recorded in the bible that anyone had to undergo multiple deliverances. Even the case that needed fasting and prayers was sorted out without the multiple sessions. I think you've attended one too many.
The time you spend attending these sessions could have been spent improving your skills or acquiring some. In the 3 years you've spent searching for a job, I sincerely hope you've improved yourself. Lamenting helps nothing. Neither does always being online. Make a fundamental change to take your life to the next level. Remind yourself everyday that you are in it to win it. You are your most valuable asset. Do what you need to do to make it happen! Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Create the mindset that will bring out the Greatness in you. You will not only survive, You will thrive.
Look at your environment and recognize a need that you can fill and make some money. Cnn did a report of a young guy who saw the need for paper bags in his community. With very little money and 0 machinery, he set to work. Today, he is an employer of labor. Another guy with no education harnessed the wind to generate electricity for his community. ALA gave him a scholarship.
Now, all these and more people can do it, why can't you? Please make God proud by thinking outside the box and doing something.

Caseless:
If we say anything now, this duck will be among the first to cry "marginalization". We are not even talking of how you people conspired to rig the election in SE, you are talking of northern conspiracy against gej.


Like it or not, BUHARI is your president. And if you act anyhow, you go see anyhow.

You're jumping the gun. Buhari is not yet the president. Like it or not, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is still your president. Buhari will become the president after he's been sworn in. Then we will give him the honor due a president. I hope Buhari will be able to take criticism well, unlike his followers who go for the jugular once there's a hint of one.

Akanbee2015:
Stupidity is by choice. The only problem I have with you is asking a very stupid question of what the Yorubas can do without the Igbos. You are not Igbo, but you're not Yoruba either which simply tells which side you're fighting for. Inasmuch as we need each other, saying the Yorubas are nothing without the Igbo makes no sense. Where are you from by the way?

I never get into all the exchange of words. so I do apologize for calling you names. I never said the Yorubas are nothing without the Ibos. My question was and still is "where will Lagos be without the Ibos?" Agree or don't agtee, I know the Ibos add a lot of value to Lagos.

Akanbee2015:
You actually started this like a reasonable person but forfeited your effort by asking where the Yorubas would be without the Ibos. And to be candid I think you're beginning to sound as irrational as the Oba that you're pointing accusing fingers at. That question you just asked makes no sense whatsoever. It is like saying the whole of the Niger Delta is clueless because Jonathan is clueless. SMH.

Please shut your face up. I'm neither Ibo nor Yoruba. But I do know we all need each other to succeed. The Ibos bring so much industry to Lagos. Skills that most Yorubas lack, since they have their own skills. Just like the Hausas in lagos have their own set of skills. So, kindly stop aping humans, and think before you respond to a post. Thanks

I just watched the video on fb. The Oba did say, "whoever does not vote for Ambode will end up in the Lagoon ". He said he wasn't going to beg anyone, and added that, although Jimi Agbaje was related to him, he'd already told him that he can't win in Lagos for now. All those making excuses for the said Oba or crying propaganda should take the time to do a bit of research. Everyone has the right to vote for their choice. No candidate can be imposed on anyone. Where will Lagos be without the Ibos?

abduljabbar4:
Kindly cancel that 'A' and the title will be okay

You just showed your ignorance.

tinacrl01:
God pornich all those ppl way no won make change happen for Nigeria all those ppl way they support jonathan

Of course, you think every one should venerate Buhari, even though you disrespect your president. the incumbent president has earned my love and respect. I'm waiting for buhari to earn my respect.

ninjasta:
But Jonathan said if Buhari wins,
foreign investors will run. Like most of
his actions, he got that one wrong too.
Foreign investors are the ones calling. I love Nigeria.

Early days

southniyikaye:
u don't want to go down that lane with me girl.

Oga, I'm quivering. NOT!

southniyikaye:
first of all,ur English get k-leg..what's that trash u wrote up there? (How can solve u all our problem) anyway when u try to bad belly someone,u miss yarn so it's allowed...ur clueless and fraudulent otueke criminal spent almost six yrs and he gat nothing to show for it..his royal majesty buhari only gave his words,he isn't serving yet.atleast allow him to get there before una start una bad belle biz...enemy of progress dede

English guru who hides his inability to spell behind slangs and sms shorthand.

acenazt:
If buhari's tenure becomes bad gej is to blame. He was lax with bh, economy is down, naija in debt, foreign reserves low, and naira becoming worthless. Buhari is going to face challenges in all aspects. Security is the biggest issue

Just like Buhari was to blame for GEJ's failings. After all, he inherited a corrupt system left behind by Obasanjo, Buhari, Babangida and co.

preach93:
When will you guys for ones know that this man is now our new leader.... or don't you guys change... u are still the same person of last year Hatred sha!!! I beg make una go redress urself ooo

I beg to differ. He isn't the leader until he is sworn in. GEJ is still your president. You stop with the hatred. After Buhari has been sworn in then he will be accorded that respect.

The Move is based on the first part of a triology. I read all and enjoyed every single one. I'm not going to watch the movie because I'm sure it can never do justice to the book, and I don't want to watch real live naked bodies. The author of the letter should get real. Fifty shades does not pretend to be something it isn't.

They claim the iPhone is just a hype. Yet they don't stop trying to be it. Well, copying it.

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emusmith:
This is becoming a norm and someone will tell me not to say It's A Sign Of The End time?

What pleasure can you possibly derive from the bum of a 3- year old child?

When things like this happen, I choose to think "outa the box"...The parents are to be blamed!

RANDOM THOUGHT(This is not a coincidence, I see a lack of knowledge here. I DON'T SUPPORT IT)

1. Parents too should be vigilant...Some are busy pursuing Money and Business and leave their children at the mercy of neighbors.

2. The way and manner some parents dress up their little girls also play a major role.
Mothers: Why must you get unclad and provocative clothes for your little girls in the name of what? Wears such as bum shorts, hot pants, mini skirts or spaghetti should not be necessary now.
3. There are earrings meant for children. What business has a little child got to do what two holes in the ear

4. You'll keep a little child when you're those provocative Nigerian Movies and you call her a child? It's piling up!


Instil some modesty in our children!!!

$MH

A 3 year old dress provocatively? Haba! So, how about the kids I see playing playing naked when we travel home for the festivities? Please, a pedophile's mind is far from normal. It doesn't need any provocation.

DaBullIT:
[size=18pt] WAEC , SSCE OR Primary SCHOOL LEAVING CERTIFICATE / i don't get it , Anyone who joins the Army can not have the same education as the civilian, the fact that he has M.Sc from a War College / Military School outside Nigeria is credible enough for me , the professor of Animals has not done anything good for anyone else since he got there, Educated Professors have lead us and we have seen what they can do , lets see what the so called Illiterates without SSCE or WAEC lead us , its time for change [/size]

We have seen what the illiterates are capable of, and it has been a nightmare. They are responsible for where Nigeria is today. What is change if we are going to have someone who has ruled before come in as president. The only difference being that he now has to dress differently.

Anikulhapo:
WHAT IS THE FUSS ABOUT THIS CERT SEF,THE ARMY SAID THEY ARE WITH A COPY OF HIS CERT,PIDPIGS ARE STILL INSISTING ON SEEING HIS ORIGINAL CERT COS THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO STOPPING THE PEOPLE'S GENERAL WHICH CANNOT WORK...GMB/PYO TILL SAMBO PRODUCES HIS ORIGINAL AND PHOTOCOPIED CERTIFICATES@LEAST,BUHARI HAS A PHOTOCOPY OF HIS OWN!

Not PDP. we the people of the country the general hopes to preside over need to know that he meets the requirements for the position. It isn't a party war. This country needs to move forward.

Buhari is the one running for president. I've been searching for a cogent interview by him, and I've not come across any. While Yemi Osibanjo is obviously eloquent, he is not the one vying to be president. Hence, he won't have the power to back his words. I really do want to hear what the general has to say about his plans for my country.

ibisko04:
It takes those who knows to know. As a pastor and spiritual researcher, Okotie may not be too far from the truth of the matter .

As a spiritual researcher, he will do well to take the time to do a little research into his personal life. While no one is infallible, to err twice in the same area of one's life may require some seriously deep research.

Perhaps, the pastor has forgotten that 11/11/2014 is also a day that the Lord made. Are we not meant to rejoice and be glad about every single day? He should not allow politics to becloud him. Well, that is if he actually said those things. If he is vying for the position of the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, then he should conduct himself as a potential president. He should tell us what he will do if elected instead of bamboozling us with talk of the occult.

Of course, ladies should not join gyms since they don't need to work out. Keeping fit is only for guys. Any female who dares to still be single must have a nefarious motive when she shows up in a gym. In fact, all gyms must restrict their membership to guys only. As for weddings, woe betide a single girl who is from an affluent home or who has rich friends. Imagine the effrontery of a single girl socializing with the rich. Being single must be a synonym for being broke. That would also explain why females can't afford to travel by first class. They must be banned from traveling by business class. Op, maybe single ladies should be made to travel with the luggage. Maybe then, you'll be convinced that they're not after your rich bottom. Go make some money, so that your vacuous mind will be able to deal with your insecurities.

shymexx:
Well, you don't demand respect - you earn it. And if you don't have the decision making tools to earn it, you won't get it. Only bullies demand respect, and we all know what always happen to them. More time, they end up getting bullied and disrespected - till they become inconsequential. That's why no one takes you lot seriously anymore. It was alright when it started, but these days, most folks tell you lot to shut it, and keep moving - no ratings lol.

Oh, it's about "giving women the choice to choose what they want" but in the same breath, you lot frown at successful and high flying women who prefer the culltured and traditional way, no? A classic example happened on here a few days ago when a female poster alluded to how she'll never argue with her husband, and if he were to get angry - she'd go on her knees to beg him. What was your response to that post? And why didn't you allow her the choice to choose what she wants?

Nah, cooking is somewhat like a glue that keeps the family united. Ever wondered why people do cookouts? And why do you think a lot of parents prefer eating together? That's an aspect of the family that subconsciously gets people together. You won't understand that because everything is about competition - even the most trivial things.

Well, when it comes to fvcking around - men have no dignity to lose. And it's never going to change. I'll start taking women like you seriously when I see you lot clamour for a female boxer to get in the ring with Floyd Mayweather. Women playing in the EPL against male players. Women in the NFL getting hit by men etc.. Why not take your inequality there - and compete against men? Oh no, women aren't physically strong enough to compete with men - bwwhahahaha

Anyway, the thread is about everything wrong with today's woman. The one I don't rate at all, till she starts making better decisions - by using her brain, and not emotions. Today's woman who doesn't understand self-respect and self-worth - and can't discern anything. A woman who's more likely to put herself in a vulnerable position, yet wakes up the next morning, and blame me as a man - for her woes.

A side-piece is a side-piece - a cum bucket, an appendage, and a sex-slave. Henceforth make sure you start applying that to everything to post on this forum. And don't ever call people slaves for preferring to remain cultured and traditional.

The thread is actually about everything that is wrong with today's marriage. Marriages where husbands sleep around because that has become the norm. Their words or vows count for nothing. Their wives are too scared of loosing them to hold them accountable for their actions, hence they fight the other woman or should I say women. Traditionally, married men who fooled around were scorned by society. A married man who wanted another woman could just get married to her. Now that we have such "devout" Christians, couples would rather just fool around.